#tywin / sansa

[visenya-targarye]

it's always a lannister beefing with a child

(honorable mention)

[elycetellsall]

“war was easier than daughters”

[theotherpacman]

got s1 is really a very faithful adaptation of agot, with only minor divergences. sometimes I really love the little details in the book that the show doesn't have room for, but sometimes I like the decisions the show made differently.

things I appreciate about the book:

the fact that jon is 14 makes his naivete regarding the wall hit so much harder. he's just a little boy and he's willing to sign his whole life away bc he believes he can be a part of something noble... neither his father nor his uncle nor anyone else tells him that to take the black is a grim sentence steeped in shame

ned hearing that bran's direwolf saved his life and being like "holy shit I killed one of them... what the fuck did I do"

sandor just whole ass traumadumping on 11-year-old sansa completely unprompted and then when he realizes he's just made himself vulnerable for literally no reason he goes "if you tell anyone about this I'll fucking kill you"

mormont thinks jon will be disappointed that bran is now a cripple but jon is so ecstatic bran's alive that he picks up tyrion lannister and spins him around (tyrion is startled by this) and then proceeds to cheerfully make friends with a guy who hates his guts bc jon kicked his absolute ass in training

tyrion and bronn starting to become friends on the way to the vale <3

THAT SINGER BITCH i love him

"whatever you may believe of me, lady stark, I promise you this -- I never bet against my family" screaming crying throwing up

jon going to maester aemon and convincing him to let sam take his vows!!!! using the metaphor of the maester's chain to make his point about how just bc sam is different that doesn't mean he's useless!!!!!!!

TYRION FIGHTING IN THE BATTLE AGAINST ROBB'S MEN!!!!! THE SHOW DID HIM SO FUCKING DIRTY i get that they didn't have as big a budget back then but come on man ToT

"when the sun rises in the west and sets in the east. when the seas go dry and the mountains blow in the wind like leaves. when your womb quickens again, and you bear a living child. then he will return, and not before." LET THE BARRENNESS BE PART OF THE CURSE why did they cut that

when tywin says "because you are my son" tyrion fucking Hates him for that bc he knows that if jaime were he tywin wouldn't spare him a second glance, he's only Tywin's Son now that jaime is prisoner and might die at the hands of the starks

things I appreciate about the show:

arya shooting a bullseye from behind bran. queen

jaime being a dick to everyone all the time for no reason. just going around starting shit. also that scene outside robert's bedroom where he talks to jory. jaime in general

ROS!!!!! MY GIRL ROS MY ABSOLUTE QUEEN ROS

"she's our guest." "she's our prisoner." "do you find the two to be mutually exclusive in your experience, my lord?" lmaooooo get his ass maester luwin

"sometimes possession,,,,, is an abstract concept"

THE DRINKING GAME!!!! first of all it gives us more insight into shae as a person who is so different from tyrion's established worldviews, secondly tyrion is always going around saying offensive shit and he thinks nothing of it bc a) people say offensive shit to him all the time and that's one of the ways he deals with it and b) he's usually right BUT when he makes all those assumptions about shae he's totally wrong and she stands up for herself, but my favorite part of that scene is that tyrion is hesitant to share this traumatic story from his past but he's just made bronn and shae confront their traumas so now he has to share too. and I think that's beautiful

all of varys and petyr's bitchy conversations when they're alone in the throne room

this only covers the first book/season I might make more of these as I keep reading

[daenysthedreamer101]

Game of Funko Pops

masterlist

Pt 2

[lumillsie]

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ game of thrones masterlist. ੈ✩‧₊˚

╰┈➤ robb stark, sansa stark, jon snow, daenerys targaryen, jaime lannister, margaery tyrell, cersei lannister, ramsay bolton, tywin lannister, tyrion lannister, joffrey baratheon, theon greyjoy, viserys targaryen, oberyn martell, bronn of the blackwater, edmure tully, ygritte

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ robb stark. ੈ✩‧₊˚

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˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ sansa stark. ੈ✩‧₊˚

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˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ jon snow. ੈ✩‧₊˚

all my life ( jon snow x f!arryn reader)

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ daenerys targaryen. ੈ✩‧₊˚

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˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ jaime lannister. ੈ✩‧₊˚

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˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ margaery tyrell. ੈ✩‧₊˚

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˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ cersei lannister. ੈ✩‧₊˚

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˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ ramsay bolton. ੈ✩‧₊˚

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˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ tywin lannister. ੈ✩‧₊˚

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˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ tyrion lannister. ੈ✩‧₊˚

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˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ theon greyjoy. ੈ✩‧₊˚

theon greyjoy x mermaid!reader headcanons

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ viserys targaryen. ੈ✩‧₊˚

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˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ oberyn martell. ੈ✩‧₊˚

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˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ bronn of the blackwater. ੈ✩‧₊˚

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˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ edmure tully. ੈ✩‧₊˚

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˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ ygritte. ੈ✩‧₊˚

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[napoleonicanimus]

Does Tywin marrying off Sansa to Tyrion factor into his habit of sexually humiliating women as punishment?

He marries off the heir to Winterfell, the only known living Stark, to his “ill-made, lustful, and spiteful” son. A son who was previously kidnapped by Sansa’s mother, with whom she shares a great resemblance.

Tywin thinks that having a dwarf son, let alone a dwarf heir, as the ultimate humiliation to his legacy. So he makes him the Lord of Winterfell and marries him to Catelyn’s lovely, beautiful, day-dreamer daughter, so their potential children with dwarfism (it’s a 50/50 chance) would be her and the rebellious Starks’ legacy.

[bananacorn-limeade]

A tale they said was TOO SHOCKING for the screen.

Ladies and gentlefolk, American International Pictures presents the CINEMATIC EVENT of 1961:

A SONG of ICE and FIRE!

A Roger Corman production. Music by Albert Glasser.

Starring... well, you'll see. (Will this be a "good" movie? Absolutely not. Will costumes and hairstyles be woefully anachronistic? For sure. Will many casting choices be questionable? Indeed. Will major plot points be changed to comply with the morality clauses of the Hayes Code? You betcha!)

Starring

RICHARD CARLSON as EDDARD STARK - an HONORABLE man caught in a WEB of political intrigue!

MARIE WINDSOR as CATELYN STARK - the mother who will do ANYTHING to protect her own!

COLEEN GRAY as CERSEI LANNISTER - the BEAUTIFUL QUEEN with a TERRIBLE SECRET!

JOHN AGAR as JAIME LANNISTER - the DASHING SWORDSMAN who SHOULDN'T be TRUSTED!

MICHAEL DUNN as TYRION LANNISTER - the HALF MAN with BIG APPETITES!

BASIL RATHBONE as Tywin Lannister - the STRATEGIST with a HEART of ICE!

RAYMOND BURR as ROBERT BARATHEON - the king who LOVED WINE - almost as much as he LOVED WOMEN!

JUNE KENNEY as DAENERYS TARGARYEN - the PRINCESS from an EXOTIC LAND!

ROBERT REED as RENLY BARATHEON - the HANDSOME KING all of Westeros WANTED!

GLENN LANGAN as STANNIS BARATHEON - the HEIR who WOULDN'T BACK DOWN!

ALLISON HAYES as MELISANDRE - the sultry RED WOMAN no king could deny!

With...

ANTHONY DEXTER as the SCHEMING Petyr Baelish!

LON CHANEY JR as the TERRIFYING Sandor Clegane!

and TOR JOHNSON as THE BROTHER who MADE him a MONSTER!

...And Introducing...

MICHAEL LANDON as JON SNOW - a TORTURED SOUL at the EDGE of the WORLD!

JOHN ASHLEY as ROBB STARK - the BOY KING marching to his DOOM!

DOLORES FAITH as SANSA STARK - the fair princess TRAPPED by a WICKED queen!

DAWN BENDER as ARYA STARK - a LITTLE GIRL with LOTS OF FIGHT!

and newcomer JACK NICHOLSON as THEON GREYJOY - the rogue who HIDES behind a SMILE!

THE INTRIGUE

THE SUSPENSE

The Song of Ice and Fire!

[starknesskenobi]

The soul of a bitchy teenage girl lives within this man:

[bug-and-lamp-studios]

Purple wedding character designs

[bastardofharrenhal]

get urself someone who loves u as much as house lannister hates children

[vhagarslasttargyrider]

JAEHAERA’S CASTING/MASTERLIST

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A WOMB FOR WAR

Game of Thrones AU

Sandor Clegane x OC!Stark!Reader

Ilyrra Stark was the twin sister to Sansa Stark. Queen Cersei proposes that the KingsGuard is too weak, and if Catelyn wants to keep her daughter’s reign safe, they need to produce strong suitors for the KingsGuard. What better solution than to wed Ilyrra to the infamous Hound?

Casting:

Starks pt 1

Stark pt 2

Starks pt 3

Cleganes pt 1

Cleganes pt 2

Cleganes pt 3

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[gwenllian-in-the-abbey]

If Robb can disinherit Sansa, why didn't Tywin disinherit the son he hates?

Hi anon. The answer to this is that while the fandom often talks about Robb disinheriting Sansa, that's not technically what he did (although it was indeed his intent). The decree that Robb signed did not specifically disinherit Sansa, it de-facto disinherited Sansa by legitimizing Jon. Legitimized Jon goes into the line of succession before Sansa, but were Jon to die, Sansa would still be in line to inherit. This is also a tricky move on Robb's part because it relies upon Jon being released from his Night's Watch vows, and taking those vows in and of itself serves as a form of disinheritance. Joining the Night's Watch is kind of social death in Westeros. We see how Samwell Tarly had to take the black to be disinherited in favor of his younger brother, and Maester Aemon took the black so as not to be an obstacle to Aegon V becoming king. It seems like a simple thing for the king-- king in the North or King of the Seven Kingdoms-- to simply sign a decree releasing someone from those vows, but the Night's Watch as an institution does rely upon the idea that those vows are meant to be irreversible. There are consequences to playing fast and loose with those vows, as we see!

Regardless, unfortunately for Tywin, unlike Robb he does not have an alternate bastard heir he could have legitimized to place above Tyrion, and unlike Sam, Tyrion is powered by spite and is not interested in taking the black voluntarily. Alas, disinheriting someone in Westeros is not a simple matter of signing a decree saying "I'm disinheriting so and so," otherwise Robb would not have had to legitimize Jon at all, and Sam Tarly would not have had to take the black, and Tywin could indeed have excluded Tyrion.

[dalekofchaos]

If Ned Stark became King

Hypothetically speaking. Let's say Robert and Rhaegar killed each other in the Battle of The Trident and Ned had no choice but to take the Iron Throne because The Rebellion expected it of him. Here is how I could see things going.

Tywin lannister would have been sentenced to death do to his part in the deaths of Ella Martell, Rhaenys and baby Aegon.

Jamie has three options. He killed the King he was sworn to protect which should mean either a death sentence or a sentence to the wall. If he could convenience Ned that he did the right and honorable thing by keeping the city from being burned maybe he could have lived and be Lord of Casterly Rock.

If Jamie died, Tyrion would have become Lord of Casterly Rock.

He would send for Queen Rhaella and Viserys and baby Daenerys in peace promising safety. Rhaella would have been allowed to live and raise Daenerys possibly in the capital or on Dragon Stone. Viserys would have been sent to the Eryie as a ward of Lord Jon Arryn. ( Ned had fond memories of being warded there, a good place for a confused young child).

Now for Jon, this is my belief of what would have happened. Jon would have been named Prince and heir and betrothed to Ned's first born daughter, in this case Sansa. This would unite both the rebellion and House Targaryen uniting the kingdom again.

Stannis would have been given temporary lordship over Dragonstone, holding it for Viserys. And would still be Lord of Storms End.

The Martells would be happy because they would have been given the Mountain and Tywin would've been executed for his crimes. I could see Ned also fostering Jon there. By all rights Jon is sort of related to the Martells. Its unknown if Ella knew that Rhaegar was going to remarry or not, if she knew and told her family I could see them opening their arms to Jon.

Now for Winterfell, with Ned at Kings Landing, Benjen would be the stark in the north. Its unknown why Benjen joined the Nights watch, I think he just plain wanted to. Ned would ask Benjen to hold Winterfell for a time before he joins, till either Robb is ready to take over, or Ned leaves the thrown for Jon.

Since the Eddard-Catelyn marriage had already been arranged it would not change. Marriages would be vastly different however.

Eddard and Cats marriage ensures an alliance between the Tullys and Starks.

Robb would then be promised to Margaery Tyrell when they both came of age thereby ensuring an alliance between the Tyrells and Starks.

Jaime Lannister and Lysa Tully would be betrothed thereby ensuring an alliance with The Westerlands and the Riverlands and, by extension, the Crown.

Because Jon Arryn had no heirs and was getting older he would be wed as well but since he was already Lord Paramount of the Vale his bride would be from a lesser vassal house from the Reach.

Prince Oberyn would be wed to Cersei hereby ensuring an alliance with Dorne and the Westerlands.

Arya Stark and Quentyn Martell

Arianne Martell and Theon Greyjoy

Viserys and Shireen

Daenerys and Willas

Varys and Baelish would be summarily dismissed from their services in the capital. They would be given holdfasts somewhere far away and forever be barred from the capital or from raising armies.

Grand Maester Pycelle would be sent to the Citadel for reassignment elsewhere. An election for a new Grand Maester would take place then (as is the Citadels way).

Small Council members:

Hand of the King: Jon Arryn

Grand Maester: Marwyn

Master of Coin: Olenna Tyrell

Master of Ships: Balon Greyjoy (bring him into the fold)

Lord Commander of the King’s Guard: Barristan Selmy

Master of Whispers: Prince Doran of Dorne (Bringing Dorne into the Fold as well)

Master of Laws: Brynden Tully

Lord Commander of the City Watch: Mace Tyrell

One of Ned’s first and continuing acts would be to repair the damage, both physical and emotional from Robert’s Rebellion and to repair the relations and trust between the common people and the Crown.

All soldiers that fought against Robert and Eddard during the campaign would be forgiven and pardoned and allowed to return to their homes without consequence. Their leaders, depending on their level of loyalty, would be offered a chance to swear fealty to the Starks. Any that refused would be sent to the Wall and their lands, estates, and positions would be given to loyal nobles.

Ned understood that the job of a noble is to help the people (he considers them his children), and he would immediately order all noble houses of a certain wealth to pay a one-time reparation tax to lift the poor out of poverty and to secure a positive working relationship with them.

Because so many noble houses have been killed off and there is a lack of trueborn individuals left in the kingdom tournaments would be held throughout the kingdom that would be open to the common man, the winners of which would receive a large reward of coin, be allowed to squire with the guarantee of knighthood, and a holdfast. These new nobles would be extremely loyal to the house that allowed them knighthood as well as the crown that elevated their status. These tournaments would also serve to lift the spirits of the common people.

If Ned took the throne the world would be a lot different and ultimately the story would be considerably more boring because the “game” would never happen.