#tytytyty for the asks

[j-nor]

What’s the average lifespan of a clown? How quickly do they mature?

Also I still haven’t gotten my new clown girl yet >:(( I’ve been waiting patiently lol

Hello! Thank you for the question, clowns lifespans vary drastically from breed to breed and their rate of maturity is still under some debate from professionals, but regarding teacup-circus breeds I can offer my knowledge.

Teacups are often assumed to be short term commitments, much like how people see hamsters compared to dogs, but this is false. Teacups don’t typically live quite as long as larger breeds of clown, (scare-clowns, jesters, ect, are known to commonly age into their late 110’s) but they can easily live as long as a human, their average life-span is around 75-85. It’s not certain exactly why this is, there are a multitude of reasons, but even though teacups don’t typically live quite as long as larger breeds, they are still lifelong commitments and most importantly lifelong friends.

As for how teacups mature, it can depend a lot on what their crossed with, so general statements are not hard and fast rules, rather a rough estimate for the majority of teacups. They are typically considered chucklets (clownlets, chuckles, baby clowns, all common names) for the first 1-2 years of their life. This stage is where the most rapid development takes place.

After that they enter the juvenile stage and continue slowly mature until they reach adulthood. Some teacups grow slightly in size during the juvenile stage, some stay the size they reached during their chucklet-hood. That’s one difference between teacups and other breeds, their juvenile stage doesn’t contain major physical development, teacups spend their juvenile stage developing their brains and immune systems. Porcelain teacups develop a hardened shell when they’re chucklets and slowly build up more and more layers over the course of their juvenile stage. This is why younger porcelains heal better than older porcelains.

Once they’ve been through their juvenile stage they reach adulthood and are full-fledged clowns. Like humans, their development doesn’t necessarily come to a complete halt, but all their major changes have been completed and they’ve developed a core personality. Just like us, they will still learn and grow through the course of their whole lives, simply less in the sense of physical growth and more in the sense of personal growth.

During their later years, 50-70, they begin to slow down and become elder clowns. Sometimes they develop respiratory problems and joint issues, which can be managed easily with the help of a vet. Towards the very end of their lives, many experience certain pains because of age-related conditions and require medication. Some people tend to be scared of medicating their teacups because teacups are so small and seem as though their systems might be overwhelmed by medication, but keeping an elderly clown from pain management is needlessly cruel and with the help of a vet teacups will be able to enjoy their last years without trouble.

I won’t go into huge detail about end-of life care for a teacup because that’s a whole other topic that I could write on and on about, but it’s a process determined by you and your clown together.

So that’s the teacup life, roughly outlined, they are incredible creatures and surprisingly not as different to humans as one might think, in terms of lifespan and maturity. I’m so looking forward to when you get your newest clown, she really seems like something special, and tysm for the asks <33333 good wishes to all your little guys and best of luck with your new clown!!

Happy clowning :o)

[mysterycitrus]

THE NIGHTWING 93 FIC WITH AN OUTSIDER POV??????? i would trust no one but you

so sweet!! hehehehehe

ive spoken about it before but i have a bone to pick with a lot of fic regarding nightwing #93 — that a lot of them bend canon to insult other characters (roy, kory, babs) decenter dick from his own trauma to make other characters look better, can sometimes be insincere depictions of assault, etc — so this is like. kinda a response to that

the thesis for persephone and wolf king and all the other (eventual) fics in the series is a graysons nature is to perform, and is an examination of dick graysons legacy. this is gonna be yet another fic about assault as told from someone who isn’t dick, so how can dick remain centred in the story? how does it portray his particular struggles with autonomy and control? how can it be compared with the people in his life — kory and babs have also experienced a profound loss of control and autonomy, etc.

idk i think trying to incorporate the change from dick grayson being a serious monogamist to someone with more partners is also interesting. how would he handle being in a relationship with someone who knows what he was like before, and might be able to accurately deduce what inspired said change? i also think it’s interesting to think about what justice looks like in this context? dick doesn’t want anyone to hurt or kill her on his behalf. he doesn’t want to talk about it. im pretty sure the closest thing we got to an actual confrontation was dick telling bruce about blockbuster in the cave, and bruce dismissing his concerns because he values dick’s life more

like…. what would the actual aftermath be if u kept something buried so deeply for so long and someone knows u enough to find out anyway?

[bobacupcake]

imagining u as like. a silly lil wizard guy makin magic orbs outta sparkly magic energy or somethin. like this lil goober i just doodled up

OHHHH THAT IS SO CUTE THANK YOU SO MUCH !!!!!!!!

[knizuu]

do you have a favorite oc of your's? if so could you tell us about about them

:0 !! YIPEE love this question anon ewfijofgjrg-

Regalia! She’s supposed to be the villain in Gillydrome, where she also fights with my Fang and Chimera ^ ^

She has like a powerful form, resembling a witch moth but I never drew iT-

She da poodle moth, and fun fact[!], I had to ask my friends how to make her pretty XD

Cause like…I would’ve made her purple- [I made too much purple ocs HELPP-/silly]

*If it wasn’t her, my favorite would be Dagger surprisingly :]

[meracyn]

Your writing is so good! What other fandoms were you looking to write about?

GIYS THIS MADE ME SO HAPPR I GKT COMPLIMENTED FOR THE FIRST TIME IN TERMS OF WRITING TYSM FOR THIS WHOEVER YOU ARE ILY 🙏🙏🙏🙏

and!! im not too sure about it really, im in a lot of fandoms but what stops me from writing about them is making the characters ooc 😭 chat i do NOT want anyone telling me, say for example; “suna would not say this wtf 💀” i would js pass away

my bad for yapping im so happy abjsj

but maybe...

hxh

haikyuu

mha

demon slayer

fairy tail

komi cant communicate (HAVENT SEEN S2 I HEARD THE ART STYLE IS BAD OR SMTH IDK)

i think theres more but i forgot lmao

if you want me to write something for you, my inbox is open <3 tysm again it really made my day you have no idea 🫶

[rayix]

Drew a kitty for you <333

JEIWIEWEWK 💜💜💜💜💜 YOU DREW CUPID CAT SO CUTE I LOVE YOUR STYLE

MELODY THANK YOUUUU!! I ADORE THIS SM !! Your art is just so cute!

You are the absolute sweetest, I really appreciate it ^_^!

[lunarshadow04]

I had to do this on my phone so I hope it still looks decent enough but here ya go <3

imtooscaredtodmyousoIdidanaskinstead.

OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH OH MY GOODNESS

AHH IM SCREAMING I LOVE THIS!!!

SERIOUSLY TYSM HE LOOKS ADORABLE I LOVE IT 💜💜💜💜 THIS MADE ME SMILE SO MUCH

[inzaynety]

Other anon’s so correct about wanting to read the Hoshina biting one again ive reread it literally 8 times this week 😭 ill be sittin at home thinking “lemme just open that and have another go again” like its a tattered old novel lol

really ?? LMAO thank youuu 🤭 im so glad u guys like it now im super motivated to write some more soon lol

[sweet-drmzzz]

umumum hiii fellow fae,, do u want some hagstones?/pos/gen/nf

YES TYSM!!!!!

Would u like anything in return??? /genq

[dizzybevvie]

Can I recommend every Chucky movie ever, MINUS cult of chucky because that one is.... ass

OOOO OKAY....

[mepad-daily]

wqit cna i submit this art here i just thought he looked funy and i was making this for you guy s

[strawbubbysugar]

(im)patiently waiting for Ao3 so you can post So(u)l on there im already invested this is such a cool concept omfg your writing is amazing aggressively biting Ao3's long account creation process rn grgrrgr

Aaaa tysm!! I posted the first two chapters on here & I’ll post the next two tomorrow!! ^^ that way everybody can take a read at what I have so far so you don’t gotta wait for the Ao3 link!!

[spiderwebd]

i wanted to thank you for all ur nice words on my posts aaaa! i rly wish i could directly reply to ur tags but i don't wanna be annoying lol <:] ur seriously wonderful

Its 1 am right now thank you thank uou thank you slash gen

[gokartkid]

heeeeyyyy i wanna hear ur thots on no.5, 8, and 18 for yukierre 👉🏼👈🏼

5. Describe their cozy night in.

pierre sees one of those 'tin fish date night' things on his instagram reels (not even tiktok because he's on those ig reels constantly) and he thinks that yuki would probably like that-- right?? and they've both been really busy and working recently. he goes to the grocery store and looks for the best ones, tries to find the ones that he saw in the reel but some of them aren't there and the ones at the store he's like well-- the packaging is really pretty. so maybe they'll be good!

he gets fancy wafer crackers, and doritos, and a couple cheeses too and then takes them all home and sets up their table rlly nice. yuki's working later than he is, has been sending pierre photos close up of his face looking tired/meh all day. pierre lights a couple candles and makes the whole set up, very pinterest!

yuki gets home and is like, dumping his bag by the front door and toeing off his shoes and calling out to pierre "godd you wouldn't believe what happened at work today, this guy was being so annoying and--" and then he walks in and he stops and is like "oh my god. tinned fish! did that trend just reach you on reels hahahaha" and he comes over and kisses pierre and is like "thank you, wow this is really nice!" and then they set up KUWTK on the tv and eat and have gay sex or whateverr

8. What happens if one of them gets sick?

yuki is soo bossy when he gets sick! hes like pierre i need that pillow yes that exact one to hold me up. also can you go to that one chinese place i like to get their wonton soup its the best one. also come cuddle me and watch netflix-- you can't say no! youuu got me sick! you won't get sick again (pierre does get sick again but he doesn't mind because he feels really weird not just, like, being around yuki)

18. How likely are they to have fur babies? How many and what kind?

they get one cat who they spoil sooo much, they do that whole like raw feeding-best diet thing, where its like kibble + wet food + duck feet + quail egg + supplements etc. etc. they could set up a successful fuckin, asmr pet feeding account if they wanted. they airtag her collar even though she's an indoor cat because they both like to know where she is. pierre puts hats on her and posts her on his ig allll the time. yuki stops him from making a dedicated instagram profile for her. later on they get a new small kitten and at first socialising them with each other is such an ordeal but the kitten bullies the older one into liking her hahaha

otp asks!

[discordantwritings]

Heyyyyy, for the weirder asks, pls: 4. which cryptyd being do you believe in? 23. how do you feel about chilly weather? 34. is there a song you know every word to by heart?

4. which cryptid being do you believe in?

As someone who has been to the international museum of cryptozoology- actually most of them. I don’t think any of them are supernatural in anyways I think they are just animals we don’t understand yet!

23. how do you feel about chilly weather?

I don’t particularly like chilly but I’ll take being cold over being hot. I don’t mind layering (flannels are my best friend). And my body just cannot deal with heat. Plus I’m super used to chilly up until pretty recently I lived in Ohio so I’m acclimated.

34. is there a song you know every word to by heart?

So many songs. There’s way too much headspace dedicated to song lyrics. I still know all the lyrics to The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny for some ungodly reason.

[pinkwindowwithin]

me: *so fucking madly in love with how you draw varian and hugo*

me: i need to eat your art and punch god

<3

Awawawa thank yew, anon… I’ve had a not so great week so seeing this in my inbox made me very happy 🥹🫶🫶

Also I felt like my Hugo’s looked a lil amateurish cuz I don’t draw him too often (I’m a Varian enjoyer first and foremost) but I’m happy to hear that he looks nice enough to warrant wanting to consume my art lulz! 🩷