#type of guy to say “dont mind if i do”

[jsmainblog]

SFW alphabet - Spencer Reid!!

find the template i used (here)!!

warnings: none!

💗💔- mainly fluff a little bit of angst but not much

A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)

I'd say for spencer it would depend on the day. If he just came home from a case or had a rough day at work he would be super duper affectionate and clingy. But on other days it's pretty mild and casual.

B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?)

Bro he would be such a good friend. You guys met through a local book club!!! You guys always exchange book recs and he tells you about his job (which is very interesting). He's also the best to come to for advice or a second opinion on something!

C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)

I'd say spencer is a fan. Whether its on the couch or on the BAU jet spencer is always down for a cuddle session!! its kinda hard to explain how i think he would cuddle u but here are some images for reference.

i hope u understand the vision.

D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)

spencer has alwaysss wanted to settle down. i dont think he realised it until jj got pregnant where he kinda became obbssessed with having a partner, a house and a kid/s. He's pretty good at cleaning bc hes a massive germaphobe and i think hes an alright cooker given that he has had to take care of himself for quite sometime.

E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)

Spencer wouldn't be mean or harsh about it. I think all he wants is an amicable split up. best case scenario u guys speak occasionally or are still friends, worse case scenario you have very limited contact/dont talk much. he'd probably hate breaking up with people and he would get very stressed out about doing it.

F = Fiance(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)

I think spencer is open to commitment. he definitely wants to get married at a point in time. the good thing is with him theres no rush. he wouldn't be like one of those people who propose after like 11 years together but he wouldn't be to sudden. i'd say anywhere between 3.5 years - 6 years of dating would be his preferred timeline to propose.

G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)

Spencer is a very gentle soul at heart. like have u seen him with his mom😭. but i think post prision/later seasons reid is a little bit more rougher around the edges esp right after he came out of prision.

H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)

Spencer isn't the biggest fan of hugs but he dosen't hate them. the quick side hug in public at home these hugs might be longer depending on how comfortable he feels at the time. when he leaves for a case he definitely hugs u like its the last time he's gonna see you.

I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?)

spencer dosen't say it super duper quick. it would defientley take some time just to start to open up and trust a person. he'd probably say it super randomly and you'd just stare at him like this 😲

J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?)

spencer isn't the jealous type. he might question u about it later or express disapproval towards the other person but hes not outwardly jealous and possessive.

K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)

his kisses are very sweet and gentle and very explorative like hes trying to commit your mouth to memory. he likes to kiss you on the temple and forehead. he's such a big fan of getting kissed on the head and cheek.

L = Little ones (How are they around children?)

SPENCER REID LOVES CHILDREN. sorry. spencer reid loves looking after kids, being around kids he loves it. btw this is not in a creepy way he just genuinely loves them. he thinks children have such unique minds, and bc he didn't spend alot of time being an actual child himself (mentally + emotionally) its his excuse to act a bit more childish/silly.

M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)

Mornings with spencer are pure bliss. You'd wake up to light streaming underneath the curtains as u lay in bed with him as he watches you admiring you like you are the finest work of art hes ever seen. after some cuddling and whispered chats and probably a infamous spencer reid ramble he'd get up and help you make coffee and breakfast. he'd probably read something while you guys have breakfast.

N = Night (How are nights spent with them?)

if spencer isnt away on a case nights are cozy with him. you'd guys lay in bed freshly showered whilst he reads you may be watching a tv show or catching up on work. the vinyl player in his/your room is probably playing softly in the background. he'd also have smaller lights on and a candle or two. spencer is a very quiet guy so i'd think when hes tired hes basically nonverbal.

O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)

spencer probably won't reveal a ton of stuff straight away. he randomly just decides that you can unlock a piece of his lore and will randomly tell u or intergrate it into a vunerable situation.

P = Patience (How easily angered are they?)

spencer whilst having the patience of an absolute saint can also tolerate so much if you'd put yourself in risky situations or not communicate with him properly he'd get pretty annoyed.

Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)

spencer is a profiler for a living so of course he is insanley observant. he probably knows you better than you know yourself. he picks up on your micro expressions, your likes, dislikes, habits and creature comforts.

R = Remember (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?)

Spencer's favourite memory is probably a bookstore date you guys went on. you guys got coffee and wandered aimlessly from bookstore to bookstore hand in hand. it was a pretty successful day.

S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)

spencer would probably be quite protective of you due to not only the nature of his job but his past experiences ahem maeve. i think he feels really guilty if a loved one of his romantic or not gets hurt/injured/killed/put in danger whilst in his care. this probably leads to a couple of arguments about him being a bit too protective.

T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)

spencer would definitely try quite hard, yet sometimes his plans could get foiled/put on hold because of the very demanding nature of his job. this just makes him go bigger and better for the next time though. :)

U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)

i think socially at times spencer can get a bit immature. whilst he's very big on open and honest communication, fights may spur him to shut down verbally, freeze you out or make snarky remarks that could sometimes sting a little. (kinda think about the way he acted with emily in season 2 and jj after finding about the whole emily situation in season 7.) he also sometimes threatens stuff, mainly about taking drugs/relapsing esp fights that last along time. while these are empty threats they still make you worry and arent fun to deal with.

V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)

i dont think spencer is to concerned about his looks at all. he probably just views himself as a brain in a body who has flesh and blood.

W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)

I think spencer goes through periods esp when hes far away on cases where he does feel incomplete without you and craves to even just be in ur presence. at the same time i think he was grown accustomed to being away from you for extened periods of time.

X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.)

spencer is a cat fanatic. u guys defo have a cat at a point in time.

Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?)

in general

spencer dosne't like loud noises or scratchy clothing

he dosen't like people who are very self entilted esp when working on cases

spencer hates the sound of nails on a chalk board

hates contact lenses (yet still wears them anyways) (your so real for that spencer)

in a partner

people who are quite self entilted

people who take his intellengence for granted

people who use him

people who feel less deeply about him then he does about them

people who give off highschool bully energy

Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habits of theirs?)

hes probably quite a deep sleeper, in my mind he sleeps kinda ugly like mouth open, receeding jawline, drooling kinda ugly. he also sleeps curled in a ball. he dosnet know why he just does.

[evilyesman]

Nick Valentine the type of guy to say "he's right behind me isn't he"

[exlimix1a]

Quick piece of @luluyamofficial 's character Lucelia + a 30 second speedpaint!

[pcktknife]

ok tell me some basic gen 5 facts

victini was designed with the intention of appealing to female players

[sketchy-tour]

Genuinely, I wonder if my fear of being seen as annoying by commissioning oc x canon is silly or not.

I always get so actually worried that the person I'm commissioning will think I'm weird or if it's an artist who's in the fandom with me I get all worried they probably already draw a lot of oc x canon of the character i like and maybe they're tired of it

How many times can one artist draw Wally Darling kissing a bunch of different ocs before they hate it? Dksjfjkskdjd

[netherdevil]

unnormal vivilly dweller thoughts in my head

[icewindandboringhorror]

Recent-ish things ~

[holoship]

rewatching blood hungry makes me desperate 2 write terrible incomprehensible posts abt cm series 1 + 2 and psychosis/schzospec stuff and spencer <3

[red-dyed-sarumane]

thinking about if i want to rb polls to the oc blogs to answer as them in the tags & it hit me wyndi is absolutely the most likely of the 3 to be into fanfic.

[whumpitisthen]

Actually talking about dreams reminded me that i had a dream with Grim before he even had a name or was even a character of mine!! I can't believe i forgot about that the only reason i even know about it is bc i found some old text messages where i talked about it and it must have been such a defining moment i decided i must share it with someone at 03:40 am

Reporting from the future, according to past me: "the god of death visited me in my dream" and "he was very fun" and "he sang to me in latin". I also thought it was an omen but wasn't sure if it was a good or bad one. I also said "hes a trickster ofc hed love to visit you and scare you" (to friend i was messaging). Thats literally just Grim. Like all of this fits him except he looks a little different today; like his hair isn't pale blond its just white, and his eyes aren't dark but red, but i guess. They can be dark. At the same time. He visited me before he even existed and that's a little freaky tbh i hope he visits again soon

This does help answer a question thats been bothering me since the parley happened which is what language do him and his majesty speak? And auden for that matter. Bc ofc i write in English but other languages do exist still, and both grim and the lord speak most languages (so the interpreters weren't even rly needed with the humans) but that doesn't mean they just speak english bc i write in english bc that seems unfitting to me.. now ive decided they just speak latin in reality. Or some other form of lost language no one else speaks. That or if they are speaking to someone else, then they speak the language the person they are talking to speaks. Same with the Doctor actually, since it "talks" in people's thoughts, and whatever it says is interpreted in a way unique to each individual, so if its communicating with a Spanish speaking person for example then that person would hear its words in spanish bc thats what they understand and thats the filter their brain interprets things through. But it doesn't rly talk it just kinda beams its own thoughts into people, so it technically speaks all languages, but also doesn't speak any.

[crow-quet]

TO REITERATE: I will NOT be taking any requests that are incestuous or anything that contains an adult x a child. I am NOT a proshipper nor do I support proshippers. I have tried to be polite but firm because I am a public figure here technically and I don't want to abuse any position I have or be mean.

However, that being said, I have been clear in multiple posts that I do not condone that sort of behavior or even tolerate it anywhere near me. I am no longer going to be polite.

Enough.

[whamss]

Idk maybe it's just my perspective as an aro lesbian but I find the take that, bc the pale quadrant is defined as a type of 'romance' for trolls, all interpretations of pale ships should therefore be seen as strictly romantic and that pale pairings need to correspond directly with both characters stated sexualities to be remarkably limiting and smallminded, personally. I'm all for expanding the definition of what makes a relationship romantic but sometimes I feel like people take 'romance' a little too literally when they try to make 'romance = attraction' as opposed to approaching pale feelings as like. Their own thing. Moiraillagence being a kind of romance for trolls and also being a technically 'platonic' relationship (from a human pov, these are concepts invented by a Human to fuel fan discussion they aren't complex) with very little bearing on whether or not you feel romantic attraction to somebody are two concepts that can coexist.

[constantvariations]

Wait wasn't Jaune written to be an obtuse dumbass whenever it came to romance? Like in the beginning of the show he was using his father's advice of "all girls look for in a man is confidence," which no one who's ever spoken to a woman would actually say, and in V7 he compliments Nora's new look after she very obviously attempts to flirt with Ren

Not only is Jaune's line "I've been waiting a while for that" dumb meta cringe, it's not even in character!

[sonknuxadow]

Ya the Sonelise 'romance' felt really dry in 06. As a kid I always saw it as platonic aside from the smooch scene (which was more like magical CPR than anything else)

yeah the very very few moments that do actually read as explicitly romantic just seem out of place because of how Not Romantic most of their other interactions felt. like if you wiped my brain of all knowledge of sonic 06 (not the entire franchise Just sonic 06) and i went and played it rn id probably be genuinely shocked by elise kissing sonic. both because of how out of nowhere it feels and also because a realistic human girl kissing a dead cartoon hedgehog is just weird as hell to watch

and im not saying this in a "oh i wish it was more obvious" kind of way im saying it in a "they shouldnt have tried to say they were in love at all" sort of way. and i dont think sonic should have a canon love interest anyway regardless of how i feel about sonic and elise specifically

[yoshistory]

got this weird thing always where im always wondering if im a gay man or a bi dude-kinda or a bi girl-a-little-bit or a gay man-also-woman-a-bit, and its like. whenever im like "OKAYY I DONT CAREEEEE MAYBE I DO LIKE GIRLS" .... IMMEDIATELY my thoughts about liking women are gone like. when im trying to appease that. and then im like "hmm maybe i DONT like girls??" the thoughts about liking girls comes back

[sethdomain]

why did they make chloe sound so boring in all the newer season, erm boo