#twst badass

[mellosdrawings]

Cane user Azul part 2, because I spent too much time counting this one :

Did you know that Azul is seen seated or using his cane in at least 1/3 (a third) of his cards, which is much more than Jade and Floyd, or even Leona and Silver who are known to sleep a whole lot. Dunno if the illustrators/devs gave him a cane on purpose and just don't make it official for ~reasons~ but I like to think it's at least a bit on purpose.

(Some Groovy spoilers ahead, be careful)

[kurakuradon]

💀🏛️ 𝖆𝖌𝖊 𝖔𝖋 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖌𝖔𝖉𝖘 🏛️💀

[elaemae]

The premium version of human is here to wreck house, mfs.

Chp.2

[TwstxObeyme!AFAB!reader]

Whoa.. 😳

Thanks for the feedback, likes and reblogs guys~ It really makes me happy that my hard work is appreciated😊

Guys, what gender should my story's Yuu be in? It's quite hard to refer to two different characters with both gender neutral pronouns 😅

READ FIRST; PROLOGUE:1

• • • •

Again; Pronouns used to refer to MC are blue, because MC will be mistaken for a guy a lot.

SYNOPSIS:

With the Opening Ceremony going off the rails for a second time, MC is more than eager to get back home and probably binge-watch their stress away with their emotionally-repressed boys.

Though with the current situation right now, they don't think that will be happening soon.. Oh well, at least they're not the only otherworldly outlier here... *Nightbringer flashbacks intensifies*

$o|0m°N?

On the other hand, Yuu makes a new friend.

Yuu doesn't know if this makes them a problematic person or not, but Yuu is happy that there's someone else in a similar predicament as them in this strange world, even if it meant that their new companion also had to be kidnapped by a problematic school/lowkey-highkey a cult to be here as well.

But of course, there's trouble in the horizon as the whole fiasco in the mirror ceremony caused the students of NRC to keep a close and careful gaze onto the MC. I'm talkin' from but not limited to; The Fish Mafia, Queen of hearts and Evil queen Incarnates, even down to your perfectly normal 500+ year old war-veteran that looks like a child.

Meanwhile, The Devildom, Human world, and The Celestial realm are feeling a sense of something foreboding in the air... It's probably nothing though.. right?......right?? The calm before the storm. Or the calm before anyone barges into MC's room.

Prologue: 2 Electric-boogaloo

Watching the mysterious and somewhat confused-looking student continuously dodge Riddle and Azul's spells with a calm expression, sharp gaze and a frightening precision, Lilia is waiting for the perfect time to jump in.

Preferably when the student ran in front of him so that he could tackle him to the ground.

Crowley isn't doing anything but screech. Again.

Haah....

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Azul's smile widens when this ever mysterious new student blocks Riddles' Signature spell by quickly spinning his fancy staff into a make-shift shield once again. what an interesting staff, transforming from a necklace into a cane that can be used for offense and defense..

Azul straight up grins he can see Schoenheit's smile and Kingscholar's shit-eating smirk from here, as well as hear Shroud's maniacal giggles when Riddle screeches at the student to just cooperate and that "NO WE ARE NOT A CULT!!!!" "That's what cults always say!"

Prompting a round of laughter from the useles– *ehem* new students in the hall. How annoying..

What an amusing lad.. Though, Azul wonders.. can all his other jewelry transform as well? Besides the earrings, choker, necklace and forehead ornament that he's wearing, the student also has a ring in his middle finger and in both of his ring fingers, a wide bracelet, and even some bangles in his ankles.

And if all of those jewels can transform into something?....Ohhh, then he really needs to get his hands on them asap.

Seeing Lilia gearing up to jump the student, Azul shifted a bit and tried to lead the student closer to Lilia.

Help idk how to describe shit💀

You click your tongue as you got surrounded by Mr. bird-bitch, that red-mf, Solomon-but-from-wish, Columbina's cousin, lion-dude, "I'm a bad-bitch with a sad past" guy, and a floating tablet.

You ended up getting bound by the bird-bitch's whip the moment you tried to leap off a window in your belphie-escaping-his-responsibilities style. Your pact mark of pride flickered, and Lucifer wonders what MC could be dreaming about for their pride to have taken a hit at this time of the night.

You turned your staff back into a necklace by then, so you couldn't really block the whip and that redhead's spell from hitting you.

You had socked Walmart-Solomon in the face though when he sneakily tried to take one of your bangles while you were being yanked back from the window. Satan stirred in his sleep, feeling but not registering the creeping irritation under your skin.

So now you're here, with a collar for your troubles and a whip locking your arms to your body.

You're just about to resentfully summon Lucifer or something when the redhead who collared you with this uncomfortable fugly-ass neckwear started lecturing you and shit about etiquette and how disrespectful you are for trying to leap out the window and how you should be honored to be there blahblahblah—

Hell no. You ain't letting this short-pimp talk to you like this. (You should really stop hanging around too much with Asmo. Or Levi when he's being a hater on the internet.)

Satan stirred once again, starting to rouse from his slumber as he felt your irritation start to turn into embers of anger.

Lucifer furrows his brows, feeling a rush of indignity that can only have come from you. But why? Weren't you in bed? He hasn't felt you leave through any of the detection barriers he'd set up around your room so you should still be inside, right?

"I think it's much more disrespectful to have your fuckin horses kidnap someone straight from their goddamn bed just to attend a little ceremony they've never even heard of."

You narrow your eyes as you see the bird-man and goons look taken aback in varying degrees of obviousness. (A figure near the mirror perked-up; 'Maybe this person is in a similar situation as them!')

Bruh, what the fuck did they expect??

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The Vice-prefects of all seven dorms have led the new students out of the Ceremony hall, leaving behind the five (sorry Mal. Also, Jamil's ass definitely dragged Kalim out with him.) dorm leaders with the headmaster to solve the issues of the sTiLl-uNdEr-tHe-efFecTs-oF-tHe-teLepoRtaTioN-sPelL new student who utterly refuses to cooperate with them.

Riddle is about to combust, Leona wants to go back to bed only to be dragged back by the headmaster—, Vil wants his beauty sleep but was dragged back by that petty bitch, Leona—, While Idia and Azul decided to stick around for their own personal reasons. ("He looks like an anime character—" "Brother, I don't think it's good to be taking pictures of someone without permission—" "AHH–! O-ORTHO?!")

While Yuu is.. hiding behind the mirror.

(The kinda-silver haired guy seems to be in his seventh ritual of making sure his face didn't get bruised from the solid right hook to the face he got.)

(Yuu would've felt bad for him if the guy didn't have such a shady smile on his face while he was massaging his punched jaw.)

Meanwhile...

"Oy human, it's me!"

Mammon knocked on MC's door, fully intent on bothering their sleep and cozying up on their bed again.

He waited for a few seconds, no answer.

He knocked again.

No answer.

... Look, it's not like The Great Mammon is worried or anything but this is strange..

The human always answers their door after a knock or two even if it's the middle of the night.

... Dammit.

Mammon is full of grumbles as he consciously sharpens his senses, tryna sense his the human.

They better not be ignoring him or he'll–

Wait.

What? W- wait a second..

• • • •

The quietness of the night in the House of Lamentation vanished as the sound of a door being busted down rang out.

It's other residents could barely even register the sound before a shout rang out. A shout that sent dread right into their cores.

"MC?!"

← Pr. 1 | Chapter List | Prologue 3 →

'What the?! Why can't I summon them??'

Elae: Hehe~ I'm back with some food~

Thanks for reading this far, I hope you enjoyed this chapter😊

Btw, do y'all want Yuu to be a love interest?

How do I tag ppl??

[benjis-house-boat]

Having a TIME in Twisted Wonderland xD My boi goes from laughing at the antics of his new friends to crying from stress and back bout 30 times a day, and we're only in book 1

Also a lot of this, but Magic Beings Rich People?

[lunerna21]

………Folks I just need to point something out…

🔥***SPOILERS FOR JPN SERVER CONTENT AHEAD***🔥

LEONAAAAAA!? WITH A HIGH PONYTAIL!? IM FLOORED HE LOOKS SO DAMN GOOD

IM LOOKING AT HIM RESPECTFULLY OF COURSE!!

Idk if anyone else agrees with me on this, but spelldrive/magical shift has THE BEST CLUB CARDS WITHOUT A SHADOW OF A DOUBT

SORRY JAMIL AND ACE BUT THESE THREE DOMINATED THE COMPETITION

LOOK AT THESE THREE SMUG BASTARDS JUST SMIRKING

If I was an RSA student and I saw these three on the field, I’d be handing in my uniform and taking the loss IMMEDIATELY

I WOULD DIE TO SEE THESE THREE TALKING SHIT ABOUT RSA AND THEY SOOOOOO WOULD

IM SO SO HAPPY THESE GUYS HAVE THE BEST CARDS SO FAR!!

Now which club do we get next?!?!

[stnova]

Malleus: aww such a cute little-

Ortho: GRRGSHSJ$#@#$

Malleus: *SCREAMING* AHHHHHH GET YO FUCKING DAWG BITCH-

Idia: it don't bite.

Malleus: UES IT DO WTF!??

[trinket-o-pawsum]

Otherworldly beautiful with pale blond hair and light purple eyes, get this man a dragon and he could be a Targaryen

[suntails]

epel cheeb for a friend >:D

[bubblin-trouble]

Caly’s mer form, me thinks. (I love this sm)

She does in fact and WILL bite you <3

Taglist : @nrc-asteryn-crew @night-raven-miscellany @nrc-ramshackle-prefect @floyd-leech-thing @knightcoree

[kaymarie-bell]

Diasomnia Spoilers

pt.1 / [pt.2]

no context screenshots ver.

Part 3 ends in chapter 7-55

So far:

Everyone is trapped in a dream where "their wishes come through" (Idia makes me so sad ngl), with the only ones aware of it being: Ortho, Yuu, Grim, Silver, and Sebek.

Ortho has managed to contact his parents at S.T.Y.X. headquarters, they are informed of the overblot and have a plan of sorts, and Ortho has obtained new gear in preparation to go to the Valley of Thorns to try and find Malleus' weakness. Malleus is said to be capable of taking over Twisted Wonderland completely unless he is stopped.

Silver's UM allows him to travel through the dreams of people he has a connection to, that's how he could get to the Prefect and Grim, and he was able to make Sebek "wake up" (as in, he's now aware they're under a spell).

We had to fight the 60,000 heal, ob!Malleus again (we lose but that's no problem).

We run away with Silver's magic and end up in Lilia's dreams...

[cafe-smut]

My Yuu

Pic 1: school uniform/disguise (normally also with a bandana over hair to hide the bun)

Pic 2: relaxed fit

Name: Ashlyn Ash Jackson

Hair color: red

Eye color: green and blue

Height: 5'9" (175cm)

Loves: animals, cooking, exercise, helping people, being taken care of, pranks

Hates: slimy things, being treated as weak, "macho alpha men"

Favorite Game: Fuck Around And Find Out

Least Favorite Game: What Are The Twins Trying To Feed Me This Time

Favorite Food: Anything Jamil makes (she'd kill for that cooking)

Least Favorite Food: anything the twins give her that's a "Monstro Louge Specialty". Oysters.

[jasdiary]

“Hold your breath, Love Dive.“

Ellis is so smart for the harness agenda and i had so much fun drawing Juvia here!! So!! Here’s her little poster!!

Tagging my fellow coconuts! : @starry-night-rose @rosietrace @nem0-nee @authoruio @fumikomiyasaki @sakuramidnight15

[lowkeyclueless5137]

Welp... can you do that too the neck?

It's the big battle commencing! :3

Music for the BG:

We all know it...

Until next time! Buh bye!

[foxyfanz]

Agreed! He looks cool!!

A badass Epel!! I think he should be allowed to dress and act how he wants! ^^

[lunerna21]

AHHHHHHHHHHH FOLKS THEY DID IT

Thank fucking GODDDD they did the groovy justice! 😍❤️

HE LOOKS SO BADASS AND SO GODDAMN ATTRACTIVE AND I LOVE IT IMMENSELY

AHHHHH THE MOMENT I HAVE THIS CARD I WILL BE SO GODDAMN HAPPY

*immediately adds groovy to phone background*

[bugs-in-the-dirt]

JUST SO WE'RE CLEAR:

eels have micro scales embedded in their skin.