elaemae
FEED ME MORE FANFICS AHHH—!
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Your stressed, over-worked, Insomniac with a crippling addiction to fanfics and art. Refer to me as either she/they/hee-hee/Honda Civic/Tactical Missile/Fanfictional Glutton/Irresponsible unicorn/Sentient whoopee-cushion/or whatever tf you want, as long as I find it funny.
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elaemae · 7 days ago
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Shen Jiu is that u?
T shirt that says "I don't want to hurt people I just have issues with vulnerability and get unimaginably angry for weird reasons" on the front and "I do also want to hurt people so much" on the back
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elaemae · 10 days ago
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what happens to nitrogen when the sun rises
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elaemae · 11 days ago
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I present to y'all: Mermaid Cale✨
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Lord help idk what I'm doing w that background 😭
(Inspired by a fanart I saw)
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elaemae · 13 days ago
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people who write fics. how do you feel about comments on super old ones you wrote like 2+ years ago
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elaemae · 14 days ago
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Me trying to pronounce the name of SQQ's sword:
"Xi...as in pronounced Shi?"
"Shi-uu—yaa...."
"Shìu—ya"
"..."
"Shu-ya..."
"..."
"CHUUYA?!?!"
*Disassociates for 30-something minutes imagining Chuuya getting in trouble w an ability user and ending up possessing the Xiu Ya sword w SJ as its current owner, SJ seemingly beefing w mid-air and gravity manipulation shenanigans ensue.*
*Feat. Xiu Ya starts glowing red but faintly so it looks like a dazzling red meteor when it rains hell upon its enemies but through the power of gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss, they managed to avoid the 'Sword possessed by a demon' allegations*
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elaemae · 14 days ago
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I wanna throttle somebody, there's way too goddamn many doomed yaois around here, WHY DID YOU HAVE BE ONE OF THEM QIJIU?!?!? EVEN IF ITS NOT ROMANTIC I DON'T GIVE A SHIT HOW COULD THEY DO THIS TO YOU— AKBRJFJDKDJSNDJDHFIRJSI *chokes on a chicken but lives*
Thinking about how happy everyone would be if Shen Jiu and Yue Qingyuan just had one mutual argument.
Like Shen Jiu crosses a line and Yue Qingyuan just snaps somehow and he yells at Shen Jiu and before he has the chance to apologise, Shen Jiu gets to yell at him along the lines of
"Oh? So you're finally tired of pretending to be nice to be? Have you finally realised you don't need to act so polite to street garbage you abandoned at the first chance to become some young master?"
And like everyone else is confused to what Shen Jiu means but Yue Qingyuan gets that look in his eyes as he realises how Shen Jiu sees himself and he just breaks down and tells him about why he couldn't get back in time and how he's sorry about never telling him but he didn't feel worthy and he's so sorry–
Shen Jiu cuts him off by delivering the most cleanest slap to ever be slapped before hugging Yue Qingyuan because damn it why are you so stupid and why didn't you just tell me this you bloody idiot I hate you I miss you
Anyway everyone then lived happily every after and the Extras never happened and QiJiu are happy
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elaemae · 14 days ago
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Dear LCF/TCF fans
Please continue being a part of this fandom for like 20 more years, i need time to get the skills i need, in order to make some absolutely banger fanart and animations.
Thank you 🙂‍↕️
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elaemae · 15 days ago
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Stop giving fathers redemption arcs. That old man sucks and you know it
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elaemae · 15 days ago
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elaemae · 18 days ago
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Oof—!
Spoilers for the last ~ 1/3 of Trash of the Count's Family Part 1
Thinking about OG!KRS and being cursed by proxy due to the White Star-
He’s doomed to lose everything he loves, he never has friends who stay nor a home, a loving and safe environment, nothing. His parents die when he’s 5, he joins Team 1 when he’s 20 and loses them when he’s 24/25. He loves people for 5 years and they die right after that. 
As a result, he closes himself off to the new Team 1 once he becomes leader. They stay alive for 12 years and continue living today. 
That does not mean he didn’t love them.
He bought their favourite dishes from a nearby restaurant, trained them all personally and set them up for success if they chose to leave the team. He remembered all details about them and made sure they got as minimal injuries as possible. He closed off his heart, too scared to care too much and admit that he loves them all but his actions convey it anyways. It’s a bitter parallel to the way the White Star pretended to care for Naru, for Endable. That they can both act out love but have their brain think otherwise. 
And it’s that mindset that kept them all alive, keeps Kim Rok Soo’s team out of the hands of a shitty curse. As long as he admits to himself that he’s not close, that he doesn’t care, that he’s incapable of loving without destruction. Then maybe- they’ll survive.
(and isn’t it a cruel irony that they do?)
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elaemae · 19 days ago
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pulled an all-nighter and then promptly passed out, i drew this sometime and have no recollection but i think i get what i was going for
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elaemae · 19 days ago
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He's a terrible lil guy but he's my terrible lil guy.
Comes across a shen jiu hater on my dash. Reads their post on why they hate him. Completely understands why they hate him. Their dislike of him is making 100% sense, in line with canon. Agrees with their points on shen jiu's character. Nods. Blocks the person because shen jiu is my blorbo.
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elaemae · 21 days ago
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The post has 'Yesterday' as its date of upload when there's a reblog dated 6 days ago.
Damn, this a glitch
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elaemae · 21 days ago
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Reblog to kill it faster
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elaemae · 22 days ago
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Lighting a candle for another dove that was brutally eviscerated today. It was revived like 5 times and killed over and over again via torture.
Lets hope the dove survives the rest of the 1st chapter of this fic
The dove is dead.
Utterly eviscerated.
Then it was brought back to life by me, hoping it'll get better, then violently murdered by things becoming worse.
I will never be able to recover from this.
Never be able to look at my fav characters the same way again.
I need therapy.
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elaemae · 24 days ago
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Blackmail, Sex, Revenge
Uh—
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Witchcraft, Wisdom, Death...
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elaemae · 27 days ago
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So, something I learnt the other day. So, you know how dinosaurs supposedly can't see you if you stand still? Well that myth is based on real-life lizards/etc and how eyes in general work. So, once my dad starts infodumping, here comes some other cool information. We, humans, can in fact, also not see something unless it's moving. We fixed this by having our eyes constantly shake. And then our brain compensates for us, so we don't have to have shaky vision.
What if aliens don't have this? Like. What if they find out when one of us was looking at something in the distance, and they walk around this thing that's in front of them, and the alien is confused so they bob their head and oh, there's a thing there, but how did the human know that, and then we explain and they're like, horrified.
Humans are apex predators. They can hunt in packs. They can hunt in pairs. They can hunt on their own. They're persistance predators, which is unheard of. They get stronger when they're mad or scared. They have this thing called 'body language' which acts like a type of hivemind, even if they'll claim it isn't. And. They can see you. When you're not moving. They can still see you. If you ever find yourself in a fight against a human, for whatever reason? Run. Run as fast as you can. And hope, pray if you have a religion, that they won't follow.
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