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It's been months. Tumblr has stopped me from posting and i got logged out of my account several times. I've noticed that all of my drafts have been deleted. So every part 2 to every ff i have made has been deleted. Someone please explain why this is happening. 5 hours have gone into those fics. I am upset at this. And i'm pretty sure this is going to be the only post i'm going to be able to get out before i'm not able to post no more.

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Basically, my "Pyramid Head x Reader" in a nutshell hahshsh.

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something about this picture... Screams ghost

I'm not gatekeeping. His user is right there

Or even könig. Idgaf.

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T h e votes a r e in.

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THIS VIDEO SCREAMS GHOST (SIMON)

https://x.com/NARCISSISTFEIN/status/1821364291284431109?t=TEP2-KWfdLrtZgfi9QNwWg&s=19

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I'm almost ashamed at the fact that I got done a couple of days ago repenting and now I'm going to have to repent again because damn Tumblr ruins my innocence and my self-respect. UGHH

I have got an idea for a new post..

I know someone's about to go feral over barrage

Pick one and I promise I will write it. I swear to the sigma gods 👩🏻‍🦼

Songs that 100% fit the ideas

König:↓

Ghost:↓

Keegan:↓

Barrage:↓

A lot of you are going to be fed I promise.

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Taking anti-depressant pills?? Seeing a therapist??? Journaling???? No need babe, my fav writer just dropped another x reader fic.

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I'M CRYINGGGG🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

?: "Yo könig if you do this and send it to her she will so fall in love with you."

Loser!geek!König: "really?,"

?: "yeah!, just do this," *does the pussy eating hand sign*

Loser!geek!könig: if you say so?.."

König in question:

I can't— knowing it's something he would do , not knowing what it meant. Poor boy would be so embarrassed. Do you forgive him😊?. Because I do.

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‘why do you read “various x reader stories?”’

first, i’m a narcissist and will not read it if it’s not about me

second, I love the feeling of people liking me

third, I was ignored as a child

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SAY NO MORE.

^tagged by @soctherapy but the post was getting too long

this isnt a win for me.......

Tags!: @rae-unbeloved @lil-gae-disaster @fictionalcharactergraveyard @livelaughlovelams @alexanderhamiltonhasafatass

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IS THIS CANONLY KÖNIG?.

I really can't imagine könig looking like the picture down here. I seriously can't... ↓

Can we stick to this one made up aka this one ↓

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?: "Yo könig if you do this and send it to her she will so fall in love with you."

Loser!geek!König: "really?,"

?: "yeah!, just do this," *does the pussy eating hand sign*

Loser!geek!könig: if you say so?.."

König in question:

I can't— knowing it's something he would do , not knowing what it meant. Poor boy would be so embarrassed. Do you forgive him😊?. Because I do.

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This is exactly, notes on, sabo (if we all remember it) didn't he light up an entire area of the ocean?, I do not remember, but I'm pretty sure that's what he did. Luffy (for God fucking sake) will bite a brisket thinking it's already cooked. So it's fair to say they're all dumb n their own way,

God all you people ranting about how sabo is the responsible brother don’t know the truth.

(finally decided to post my sabo rant lol)

Look at him. LOOK AT HIM.

 This man ran away from high class society and rejected the government at age five. His dumb ass decided to befriend ace, who at the time was the equivalent of a feral gremlin child who beat up people in bars (rightfully so). He suggested that they kill luffy.

And then, oh then he was like fuck this and ran off and (died) joined the revolutionary.

AND YOU KNOW WHAT HE DID THERE. BEAT UP MORE PEOPLE. SAID FUCK YOU TO THE GOVERNMENT. PROBABLY BURNED DOWN A FEW CORRUPT COUNTRIES. CRIED A BIT.

Ace? The one you say is the irresponsible brother? He stayed AT HOME. And raised LUFFY. Learned MANNERS. Became a captain. Which means he raised a child who decided stabbing himself was a good idea and made sure he reached adulthood, tried to better himself to thank someone for saving his brother’s life, learned to be responsible for others, after taking care of Luffy, made his crew survive into the new world and sacrificed himself so his crew would get away. 

AND THEN. He became a white beard! Lead an entire division! We see him asking for permission from Whitebeard to go after teach, or at the very least telling him what he was doing! A good boy! Trusts in his brothers! Cares for them!! Makes sure his brothers crew is okay for him!! Saves his brother!!  

RESPONSIBLE!

NOW BACK TO SABO. 

NOW LOOK AT HIM. 

THIS MAN MAKES HIS CAREER RUINING NOBLES CAREERS. HE REGULARLY IGNORES MEETINGS TO SAY HI TO LUFFY, DOESN’T TELL ANYONE. LOVES HIS BROTHER BUT IS NOT RESPONSIBLE. TOO MUCH GUILT. IF LUFFY ASKED HIM TO TAKE DOWN AN ENTIRE CITY HED BE LIKE FUCK YEA. ACE WOULD TOO BUT HED BE MORE CAREFUL. SABO? NEEDS SUPERVISION. ABSOLUTELY BATSHIT. IS ABSOLUTELY FERAL. WILL BURN DOWN EVERYTHING. ANARCHY IS IS GOAL. 

Ace was also kind enough to let us know when he died sabos just a mystery which means he’s irresponsible as fuck. 

does shit like this and doesn’t follow up. :/

In conclusion; 

ace is the most responsible brother of ASL, learned from older sibling energy and learning to raise luffy and protect his crew as captain. Sabo is a dumbass and absolutely not responsible, based on fucking off on his job which is based on saying fuck you to authority. Will burn down anything without question, regret consequences later. (In aces case, he will think about the consequences first, regret them, burn anything anyway.) Luffy is responsible for 9 people and the downfall of several government institutions. Luffy is not responsible. Sabo is not responsible. Ace is the most responsible. If you must write them (highly encouraged, you all are very talented) please take this into consideration. Thank you. 

PS. This by no means means that any of the asl boys should be trusted with authority. They are in canon, and it is a disaster. the world is crumbling at their feet. I love them. 

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Nothing wrong with what I do baby puppen. (baby dolls)

Minors I suggest you don't interact. NSFW

Big ass age gap.

Tw: nsfw, age gap (könig is 46. Ok it's not his actually age. But it's just for this, reader is 22. Choking, spanking. (Part bdsm: bondage.) König is like hella bigger then reader. Dude is 6'10, daddy issues, (könig takes advantage of that.) könig being a narcissist, and a hell of a toxic boyfriend. (Though he doesn't realize it.) Forcing sex, guilt tripping, manipulating, size kink, spitting kink,

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König forcing reader into sex with him

Thinking about...

König!x!reader: where...

he loves bending you over about anywhere. There's not a moment this man is not horny when he's with you. This man will bend you over the bathroom sink as soon as you get out the shower. If objects could talk. They would not hold back from telling people the things they seen. Though könig likes the idea of putting on a show for The neighbors. Just his idea of telling the neighbor guy to fuck off and you don't want no little boy to play around with. Yeah. König seen how that man looked at you. Again you don't want no one your age. So he will gladly fuck you in front of the window.

König!x!reader: where...

He constantly begs for you to have sex with him... Even when you don't want it. He finds ways to get you to have sex with him. Either guilt-tripping you or just forcing you. He's horny. and you're the only one, there to satisfy his needs. If you're in bed sleeping, he will wake you right up, his fat meaty cock already out his pants. He's so painfully horny he doesn't think he can get out his clothing properly. It's only when you realize your clothing is missing, and you have a big ass man between your legs about to shove his fat-meaty cock in you.

König!x!reader: where...

He will purposely grip your thigh in a restaurant, and tease you up and down your thigh, and whisper nasty lue words in your ear. Words in German you don't understand. But they send heat straight to your core. You can't even tell him to stop, you're already a frustrated mess. He will slip in hand into your panties, just to feel his wet you are for him. May even slip a finger in. Or circle your swollen frustrated clit. It's only when you're out the restaurant, and into his truck, you get fingered on the way home. "Got so frustrated for me baby?, need daddy's attention now?." He knows what those words do to you. And it's sexually and emotionally, irritating

König!x!reader: where...

König will bend you over on the couch, as soon as you get back from "a business meeting with your boss" slapping your titties, and ass, whenever you tell him to stop. Spouting nasty words in your ear, and gripping your throat from behind. His belt binding your wrist together. Not caring about the "pain hes inflicting on you" he knows you love it. You better take it. He didn't put you in a cat pose for nothing. The way your back is perfectly arched for him, he can cum just from the sight alone. He moved to tilt your head back, to spit in your mouth. Putting his hand on your jaw and closing it, making sure you swallow.

König!x!reader: where...

He is obsessed with your size difference. He loves when you have trouble reaching for stuff in his home, he loves purposely sneaking up on you, pushing you into the counter with his body, his now semi hard cock is pressing against your back. He might as well just fuck you on the countertop. That's not half of a bad idea is it now?, having those pretty legs wrapped around his waist, as he wraps arms underneath your thighs, holding you in the air as he pounds away. Noting but a daily life about having sex with this high sex drive man. Though he will be in pain when he gets deployed. Gonna need those sexy nudes from you.

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Reblog and put in the tags your least favorite Call of Duty ship.

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AGGHHHHHHHHJJHHHHHAHAHAHAHAAAHHHHHHHHAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGAWHHHHHDAMNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOPPITY HOP BITCH 🐇🐇🐇 IF THIS LITTLE BUNNY AINT SOAK. THEN I AM.

cw somno, dubcon

insatiable little bunny girlfriend x könig… he’s grown used to waking up to pretty, pleading eyes, plump lips pressed to his boxers as you nuzzle against his large morning wood, cute supple ass wagging in the air, eager to be filled. but this… this is new. a much more desperate measure taken by his horny bunny. taking advantage of his deadweight, log-like state, you’ve managed to free his stiff cock from his underwear without so much as an unconscious grumble of objection. you must’ve took that as your green light to swing one leg over the vast expanse of him, thighs burning from the stretch as you trap his cock between the festering heat between them. soiling his lap with a mixture of sweet honeyed slick and the pearly precum oozing from his sensitive cockhead each time it bumps against your puffy little clit.

surprisingly, it’s not the stimulation from your pulsing pussy that wakes him up. it’s the tiny mewls and sniffles you make, all cock-dumb and lost in your pleasure. könig’s always known you to be a loud one in bed, hyper-sensitive everywhere but especially when you’re feeling good and being touched. your shaky, delicate hands clasped around his broad shoulders as you do what you do best, hop hop hopping on his cock. you’re so desperate to be bred, he can feel it, can smell it emitting around you, eyes squeezed shut and humping him so fast and hard it has to hurt a bit. he’s not surprised that when your eyes open to see him watching you, you squeak out in frustration — “need your cock. please help, könig.”

shh, he knows. he can’t blame you, you’re biologically hardwired with the ever present need to be bred, so stuffed full with come and cock that it’s overflowing and you can’t speak or think. but you’ve gotten too greedy, spoiled rotten from the sweet spot he has for you. he oughta teach you some discipline.

once he so mercifully impales you onto his thick dick, he puts his arms behind his head, watches you through heavy hooded eyes. “well, better keep bouncing, then, bunny. if you want my cum, work for it.”