#tword humor

[greenticklerdreams]

Tickle Community Word of the Week:

FLUSTERATED (adj.): an emotion felt when you're being teased and can't do anything about it.

[greenticklerdreams]

Mortifying?!

[thelaughtercafe]

Ler Hatsuharu, Kyo, and Shigure*

Tea Type: Brown Sugar Boba

Potential Triggers: Suggestive twording mentions, especially in Shigure's, and it has a brief mention in Haru's as well!

Pairing: Hatsuharu/F! Reader, Kyo/F! Reader, Shigure/F! Reader

Length: 1.7k+

Summary: I split up White and Black Hatsuharu here just to give a heads up!

White Hatsuharu:

Ok confession time. Hatsuharu's been a dream Ler of mine since childhood so buckle in.

White Hatsuharu is an asshole.

Love him, but as a Ler? He’s an ass.

That bitch who will pretend he isn’t touching you when you’re falling to pieces.

Tickle you in public discreetly so you jump a foot in the air and look behind your shoulder every 5 seconds only to still manage to catch you by surprise.

Make you squeal, bang your knee on a table at a family dinner, or snort and draw attention to yourself and revel in the blush that fills your cheeks as you scramble to brush off your reaction.

0 shame too omg. You think he won’t do it in public where people can full on see because it’s been teases of exposure before?

Oh sweetie. How naive.

Don’t recommend calling his bluff unless you want to get wrecked right in a public classroom while he apologizes for you “overreacting” and you weakly try to hit him, which does literally nothing.

“You didn’t really think this would work did you? If you wanted me to tickle you more all you had to do was ask, not be a brat.”

He sighs like it’s a big inconvenience as if there’s not a faint smirk tugging at the edges of his lips.

“Guess I’ll have to wreck you more now to keep a desperate brat like you sated a little longer. Now behave before I get annoyed.”

King of cheer up tickles too though. That man will make you laugh with deadpan humor first and then attack later while you’re watching tv and cuddle while he makes you laugh yourself hoarse.

Technique wise he varies. If he wants to startle you he’ll dig in to a place like your hips, sides or ribs but if he wants to draw out the tickling for a long term session he can easily start out slow and methodical and gradually ramp up the heat.

Black Hatsuharu:

Oh you poor lamb. Have fun being fed to the Wolf.

See, White Hatsuharu? He’s a saint compared to when he goes Black.

White Hatsuharu can pace himself, has certain things he doesn’t do so he doesn’t overwhelm you.

Black Hatsuharu uses that against you to make you regret angering White to the point he lost his inhibitions. There’s a reason I made his title “The Punisher” in my notes.

And it definitely has nothing to do with the fact I’ve had a Ler! Haru Lee! Reader Bully fantasy in my head for over a decade what-

So yeah! Black Hatsuharu really only comes out if you either ask for it, verbally or by being intensely bratty.

Or if you provoke another Ler/get tickled by someone else. He’s possessive af and wants to be the only Ler you have, or at least the most memorable.

Therefore, his methods are much meaner than Hatsuharu's. Unlike White Hatsuharu he only Ler’s you in private.

But he’s also much more ruthless.

White Hatsuharu doesn’t use tools or his mouth but Black Hatsuharu uses both liberally so good luck with that.

Will gleefully make you scream yourself hoarse.

Also bondage. And blindfolds. Yup. Sensory deprivation in general.

After all, can’t focus on anything but him when you can’t feel anything but what he’s doing to you right?

Oh yeah, smirks openly the whole time he Ler’s unlike White Hatsuharu's stoic expressions.

He’s also much more vocal, and raunchy as well(if you like twording that way obviously!)

Either way he’ll make fun of you for liking tickling, all while wrecking you to oblivion. Especially if you verbally have asked for him rather than acting up.

“Oh? Were you really so desperate to scream yourself hoarse that you called me?”

He’d snicked coolly as he pins you to the nearest bed or wall.

“You’re being an unusually good girl today. Perhaps my lessons are sinking in at last. …or maybe you’re just that much of a needy ticklish brat.”

Kyo Sohma:

Kyo’s…funny as a Ler.

He likes the control it offers and though he’ll never admit it he also loves the touching more than anything.

A healthy way to show affection that’s not too emotionally draining where he’s in control and can cope with his touch starvation? Of course he adores it.

But he can’t ask for it! That’d be a weakness and Kyo isn’t weak!

Tries to get Yuki and has succeeded one singular time when he went to move him aside and ended up brushing his side.

Yuki left him gasping when Kyo laughed and taunted him and though he still tries now and again Yuki will look at him deadpan, smirk a little and move to attack or wiggle his fingers at him and Kyo is gone before Yuki can so much as take a step towards him.

Kagura teases him about liking it a little too much and that makes him flustered so he tried Hatsuharu.

…He went Black once and he has never tried to Ler Hatsuharu since. He was still confused when he came to, only to find Kyo near tears and trembling from exhaustion.

So his next target was Momiji, and he found rather than forcing it that it came very easily. He had the excuse of the boy annoying him for a cover and Momiji, even if he knew Kyo liked tickling him, never said a word.

Kyo would never admit it but he was grateful.

He’s shyly begun expanding his horizons with the boys in class when he has the nerve to. Little things like poking their sides when they ruffle his hair and such or call him Kyo-Kyo.

When he lers, he tends to act bothered by their weakness. He’ll scoff and act annoyed and tell them he’s “toughening them up” or “helping them get stronger”.

“Can’t believe you’re this ticklish. Tsk. You know what a big handicap this would be in a fight?”

Speaking of; loves to playfight. Will let his tired Lee up, encouraging them to wrestle/spar/try to come at him and then scold them when they don’t have the right form or not enough strength behind their moves before taking them down gently and continuing to wreck.

This is typically the point he can’t hide that giddy schoolboy-like smile he has so try and steal a glance while laughing your head off if you can.

“Hah, wow. That was pitiful. Maybe we’ll just focus on your stamina for now huh? That’s clearly all you can handle at the moment. Let’s see how you do with another 10 minutes of tickling hm?”

Shigure Sohma:

So I dunno too much about Shigure given I’m not fully caught up in canon(I’ve only watched both anime's first seasons since I want to watch the new stuff with friends).

But I do know there’s more to him than meets the eye. He’s got this fascinating darkness inside him that pops out through snide comments that cut someone deep before he covers it.

I believe Hatsuharu referred to it as “being unable to see a wound without rubbing salt in it.”

So, as a person in general and a Ler I peg him as a closet sadist.

To build a little off my prior Fruits Basket headcanons!

In Kyo’s case it’s a more tsundere like affection for exerting control over others, and for Yuki it’s also a touch of closet sadism but he’s much less mature and experienced so he hasn’t grown into it yet or likely even realized he actually is a sadist in some shape or form. This is likely in part due to his trauma and not wanting to be like you-know-who, in any capacity.

Shigure however? Oh, he definitely has had the experience and time and uses it well. He’s explored every facet of himself throughout his years and recognizes his penchant for sadism as an unavoidable part of him.

What does this mean for him as a Ler?

It means his poor Lee is fucked of course. Especially if they know about his darker side. Even if they don’t if it’s been a while since he could let that sadism flag fly and his mask may slip a tad.

Shigure’s mask is cheerful, playful and light.

He’ll make jokes, take pictures or video of you laughing yourself silly or blushing and send it to your friends.

Stupid, fun stuff like that.

Which is why his more cruel side is often such a shock.

But in a dark mood he’s eerily professional.

First off, Shigure is a grown adult at 26, even at the start of the series, and the people his dark side would show for would also be of age.

It’s a big departure from our other babies so I just wanted to clarify.

Let’s just say I wouldn’t be surprised if Shigure had a raging tickle kink.

I’m keeping this sfw but yeah. Something to keep in mind.

In any case, he’s a big anticipation guy. I could definitely see him using blindfolds and silk bondage.

Proceeds to let you stew in anticipation while he works on a new chapter for his novel; maybe has one of those motion activated fans that’ll blow air and listen to you squeal in expectant surprise just for fun.

Once he finally does touch you he may as well not be, initially, his touch is so light. You can barely feel it. He doesn’t truly start till you’re near crying and begging for him to tickle you.

Lives for the intoxicating sense of control and relishes in utilizing it over you. Will absolutely degrade while he lers.

Unlike Hatsuharu; doesn’t make fun of you for liking it we’re way past that if he’s made you beg for it, oh no.

He makes fun of you for begging him for a break, or not to tickle you somewhere.

“Ah, not here you said? But your hips make you squeal so loud for me, and that’s to say nothing of those endearingly pathetic bucks you’re doing in hopes of dislodging me.”

“Come now, a break? It’s only been an hour, my sweet. Surely you’re stronger than that? If not, you have a safe word. Use it if you feel so inclined. Otherwise; keep that pretty mouth of yours shut until I give you permission to do anything but laugh for me. Understood?”

God he’s such an asshole, he’s lucky you love him enough to put up with all his shit honestly.

[mythica0]

More Loud house hc’s (both tword and non-tword)

This is a LONG post so click read more at your own risk. I don’t have any for lily because she’s a baby

Lori:

- She genuinely has no idea what her passion is and is worried she’ll be stuck in retail forever.

-despite not playing them often she’s actually pretty decent at video games.

-before she met Bobby she would fantasize about a boyfriend that was just like him. (He’s her perfect man, essentially.)

-she was forced to be like a third parent because she’s the oldest so she had to take on a more authoritarive role.

——(this means it’s tword stuff now)

-she doesn’t hate being tworded, but she doesn’t really like it either. She’s okay with it sometimes but you need to be really gentle.

-on the rare occasion she twords her siblings she does amazing aftercare.

-her death spot is her knees, but she hates it when people tword her there.

Lenny:

-she’s Disney princess coded

-in relation to the above, she has befriended wild animals before.(usually birds)

-she has named certain inanimate objects and treats them like people. (Not me projecting)

-she is extremely gullible(canon lol)

-she has dyslexia

-she loves the autumn because of the pretty colors and sweaters. (She also loves pumpkin spice)

———

-she’s the most open about enjoying being tworded.

-she’s extremely twordish all over

- her worst spot is her neck

-she’s very feather sensitive

-her laughs always come out in little, rapid giggles

-she kicks her feet but if she accidentally kicks someone she feels really bad and apologizes profusely.

Luna:

-all though Rock is her favorite, she listens to all music genres

-she has sensory issues and keeps her hair short cause it bothers her when her hair touches her neck

-when she’s sad or anxious she’ll just put on headphones and listen to music while staring at the ceiling

-she is super emotionally attached to her guitar and gave it a name, but no one else knows. (The name is Jared. The guitar’s name is Jared)

-due to the massive number of times she’s had to repair Jared, she is well versed in guitar repair and will sometimes repair other people’s guitars for money.

——

-when she twords people she likes to pretend they’re an instrument.

-she hates being touched on her neck so it’s pretty much a no go spot.

-her death spot is her underarms.

Luanne:

-she loves comedy skits and tried to make them but decided they weren’t her style

-she has a tumblr and makes references to it all the time that no one gets

-she is really good at impressions

-she enjoys crafting as a hobby

-she uses humor to cope (I stole this one from someone on TikTok)

——

-as I’ve said before, she is THE tickle monster

-she’s the only sibling who’s aware of the tword community and she considers herself a part of it as a ler

-she also enjoys being tworded, she finds it fun

-she often uses twords to cheer up her siblings

-she’s open to the fact that she enjoys twords but she’s slightly embarrassed about the community and doesn’t mention it.

-her death spot is her sides & ribs

Lynn jr:

-she HATES that sports are divided by gender

-she puts all of her self worth into winning at everything, and gets very insecure if she loses

-she has very strong lungs and can hold her breath for a long time, as well as shout really loud

- she eats a lot of food because she spends a lot of calories

-she despises diet culture

-she always has a lot of energy

-she has a very short temper

——

-she will sometimes use twords to win at something(even though she knows she could win without it lol)

-she is super embarrassed at the fact that she’s twordish because she sees it as a weakness.

-she is a ruthless ler when she wants to be

-she is very weak to anticipation

-her death spot is her feet

Lincoln:

-he copes using escapism, usually into comics

-he writes sometimes but he doesn’t share it with anyone

-he overthinks everything

-he has thalassophobia (fear of deep water)

-he sunburns very easily

-he has like a 10 step skincare routine he does every night before bed

——

-he is the most twordish loud

-he gets lee moods sometimes but doesn’t recognize them in himself

-he gets easily flustered especially when it’s brought up that he enjoys being tworded

-very weak to raspberries

-he squirms a lot

-his death spot is his belly

Lucy:

-she’s left handed

-she practices witch craft (this is canon)

-she believes in magic, spirituality and all sorts of mythical creatures. (As do I.)

-she helps Luna with deeper lyrics sometimes

-she stays very still while asleep, so much so that once Lenny saw her taking a nap one day and thought she died

-she watches horror movies and reads horror stories so often that she could probably survive any horror scenario thrown at her

-her favorite animal is bats(this might as well be canon)

-she hates summer because the days are too long and she doesn’t like the sun or the heat

-she struggles with social cues

——

-she hates her laugh and her smile and gets embarrassed when she’s tworded because of it

-her laughs are very quiet no matter hiw she’s being tworded

-she doesn’t know why her siblings (and herself) enjoy it but she doesn’t mind

-she has tworded her siblings in a fake horror scenario

-her death spot is her sides

Lana:

-she’s a dog therian, specifically a chocolate lab

-due to all the random stuff she eats, she has an amazing immune system and an iron gut, she could probably drink bleach and be fine

-she loves spring because it rains a lot and there’s a lot of mud

-she will just stand in the rain for fun

-she’s scared of the dark

-she’s great with animals and can understand them very well

——

-she usually wins the tword fights she and Lola get into because she gets the jump on Lola

-she is very prone to attacking without any warning

-her laughter is very loud and gruff

-her death spit is her underarms

Lola:

-she is not afraid to commit petty theft

-she has a hard time getting along with others and has a very short temper

-she has a massive sweet tooth

-she believes in mythical creatures very strongly and has tried to catch fairy’s before

-she models Lenny’s outfits for her frequently

——

-she has a very screechy laugh

-she pretends she hates being tworded but she really doesn’t

-she will kick you and she will not feel bad about it

-she will absolutely get revenge

-she’s very ruthless

-her death spot is her knees

Lisa:

-her favorite music artists are Eminem and Bo burnam

-she can talk extremely fast due to her practice rapping

-she is HoH (canonically has tinnitus)

-she is resistant to most chemicals due to all the experiments she does

——

-she sees twords as an experiment

-when she’s tworded she kinda just- ragdolls

-she is very good at handling teasing, as she just over analyzes it

-I’ve said this before but she has absolutely done mass tword experiments on all her siblings- and knows all their weaknesses

-her death spot is her ribs

[iamawolfstarsimp]

Lighten Up Moony

Sup bitches im back

This has been sitting in my drafts, fully finished for like a week and I totally forgot to post it soooo here ya go lmao

So yeah enjoy

Remus didn't laugh that much. When he was a little boy he didn't laugh alot, he started laughing more when he met the other marauders. When he was 17 was probably when he laughed the most. After the war his want or need to laugh died down so much it was almost dead. The most anyone could ever get out of him was a scoff or a small chuckle at best.

Now-a-days, even while living with basically two re-encarnations of Sirius and James and Sirius himself, he didn't laugh alot. And when he did it was very quiet, timid. He didn't even notice that he didn't laugh alot until one of the twins (he couldn't recognize which one it was) mentioned it.

"Hey, Lupin?" Fred (he assumed) asked. Remus glanced at him. "Why don't you ever laugh?"

"What are you talking about, I laugh." Remus hid his surprise.

"Yeah but not alot, even at jokes and stuff you never laugh." They answered. Remus contemplated what he had just said.

"Well, maybe you guys aren't as funny as you think you are." Remus teased to help mask his confusion. Honestly he didn't know why he didn't laugh alot. It might be because playful banter always reminded him of staying up late with his friends back at school. Or that Fred sometines made him think of James. Or maybe being alone for all that time made him unable to just laugh at something.

After that no one mentioned it again but it always stuck with Remus, and apparently Sirius too.

Sirius found Remus in one of the many rooms of this house, reading a book off of one of the shelves, it looked to be about poetry. How boring. Remus looked up when he heard Sirius enter and gave him a brisk nod, closing his book.

"Hey," was all Remus said.

"Hey Moons, can I ask you something?" Sirius walked over to him.

"Sure, what is it?" Remus tilted his head slightly, something he did when he was listening.

"The others were talking about a while ago how you never laugh and I want to know why."

Out of habit, Remus tried to think of a good lie to come up with before realizing he shouldn't lie to Sirius. He didn't have to. He sighed and thought.

"I don't know." He finally answered. "Really I don't! I'm being completely honest." Remus said to Sirius' skeptical look.

"Maybe all the years of trauma finally got to me." He shrugged with a small smile.

"I could get you to laugh." That startled Remus. He didn't expect Sirius to say that. Though, Sirius said alot of out of pocket things so he shouldn't be surprised.

"Alright.." he said warily. He decided to humor Sirius. "How?"

Sirius immediately grinned and grabbed his hand, tugging him twords a dusty looking armchair. He sat Remus down and the leaned over in front of him.

Without warning Sirius scribbled his fingers on Remus' sides. Remus yelped quietly, his elbows shooting down to clamp to his sides.

"What are you doing?!" Remus said in a higher pitched voice than his regular voice.

"Just trying something out," Sirius said nonchalantly. "You wouldn't happen to still be ticklish, would you Remus?"

"N-no, of course not." Remus mentally kicked himself for stuttering. He didn't even know if he was still ticklish or not. It had been years since someone had actually tickled him.

He watched and let Sirius' hands contiune their scribbling on his abdomen, moving over to his stomach where he had to tense his muscles and bite his lip not to let out a giggle.

Sirius watched his face to see any changes in his expression. He narrowed his eyes and poke his sides and belly again, still getting no response. But when he moved up to scratch at Remus' lower ribs-

"Okay, okay!" Remus' hands came down and grabbed onto Sirius' pulling them away from his ribs.

"Aha!" Sirius shouted excitedly. He broke free of Remus' grip quickly and rapidly squeezed his ribs causing Remus to break into a fit of giggles.

Sirius grinned devilishly down at Remus. He looked ten times younger while laughing like this, head throw back onto the back of the armchair, eyes squeezed shut, his nose scrunching up in that cute way he used to do when they were younger.

Even after all this time Remus noted that he still didn't mind when Sirius would mess with him.

Sirius allowed Remus to grab his wrists and hold them away from his body while he caught his breath. Sirius leaned closer and kissed Remus in the cheek, just to watch his face turn red.

"I can't believe I'm still ticklish." Remus grumbled as he covered his face with his hands.

"I can." Sirius grinned when Remus glared.

"Oh, come on." He smirked. "You're like, the king of being ticklish."

"Shut up." Remus punctuated his works with a sharp poke to Sirius' stomach.

"I can't wait to use this against you," Remus groaned at that, rolling his eyes. Sirius gasped. "I need to tell Harry!" He jumped up and ran out of the room.

"I'm gonna tickle you back!!" Remus shouted after him but to no avail. He sighed shook his head fondly. Never a dull moment with Sirius Black.

Hope you liked

[greenticklerdreams]

If I could create a machine that's powered by tword enthusiasts’ embarrassment, I could probably solve the energy crisis.

[theleetoalerandalertoalee]

Hey I made a shitty i mean- a super awesomeee fic

I know it’s not good, but I’m just gonna post it to say I did it.

Content: slight bondage, tword content

Have a nice day ^^

“With wind comes life…with life comes prosperity…with prosperity comes love..”

Kazuha sits on a rock beside a lake, closing his eyes as he relaxes, listening to the whispered melody of the breeze. Kazuha soon senses a familiar presence on the air.

“Well hello there, didn’t expect to see you here~”

Kazuha smiles slightly, “are you sure about that?”

The detective sits next to Kazuha, “hehe, couldn’t be more surprised.”

“You’re still fresh out of cold cases, I see?”

“Mhm, ever since the Traveler came and straightened Inazuma out, the only person I can count on seeing in custody is Arataki Itto.”

“Ah…that gang leader…he tries to get me to join on numerous occasions. He’s very extroverted, no?”

“You can say that again,” Heizou sighs, “I don’t know how Shinobu puts up with it.”

“I'm sure that’s an understatement, detective.”

“Oh, hehe, it is. Nothing gets by you, hm?”

“The wind carries the travels and thoughts of all who live and breathe it in.”

“You’re still just as poetic as ever.”

“Naturally.”

“I actually came here to talk to you about something.”

“About Wanderer?”

“Of course.”

“Do tell, friend.”

“He’s on his way back from Watatsumi Island.”

“Don’t tell me he went there to scoff at Kokomi again…”

“He scoffs at everyone, Kazuha.”

“True.”

Heizou pauses for a moment, “do you think Nahida is right? Will he ever fully heal?”

“Time doesn’t fully heal all wounds. Even rocks that have been eroded by wind and water still exist as sand.”

Heizou grins, “I like the way your brain works.”

“I know.”

“It almost makes me want to give you the birthday treatment I give the Traveler.”

“Aha, but that would make it less special for the Traveler.”

Heizou grins, “I know, that’s why I decided something different~”

“Ah, care to share?”

“Depends…humor me, are you an open minded person?”

Kazuha opens his eyes and looks at Heizou, “naturally, what makes you ask that?”

“Hmm…do you trust me?”

“Yes.”

“Enough to do a favor for me?”

“As long as it’s within my power.”

“I thought you’d say that.”

“Remember when you were a wanted criminal and I devoted everything to trying to catch you?”

Kazuha smiles softly, “hehe, of course, it’s how we met. The day my charges were appealed.”

“To this day I wonder, how did you evade me through all that time?”

“It was stormy during that time.”

“I see, so you hid in plain sight.”

Kazuha grins but doesn’t respond.

Heizou sighs, “my intuition tells me there’s more to that story than you’re letting on.”

“It’s a possibility.”

“I'm sure you’re wondering what this has to do with your birthday surprise.”

“Yes, detective, I am.”

“So, the favor I wanted to ask if I can pretend I caught you way back when you were a fugitive.”

“And you said you didn’t have an ego.”

“Hehe, consider this a humble request from a dear friend.”

Kazuha tilts his head with a curious expression, “then who am I to object to such a thing.”

Heizou smiles, holding out a pair of handcuffs, “you have the right to remain silent, criminal.”

Kazuha chuckles softly as he allows his friend to put on his handcuffs.

“How do I look, detective?”

“Too good to be legal.”

“I see why the Traveler said you’re a flirt.”

“Who, me? Nonsense-”

A voice comes up from behind the two, “you actually convinced him to put those on? How amusing.”

Heizou turns to the new voice and grins, “ah, Wanderer, you’re back from Watatsumi! How was it? Did you see all the sights I recommended~?”

Wanderer looks at Heizou, “no.”

“Tsk, what a shame.”

“I don’t care about such pointless things.”

“My intuition says that will change with time.”

“Hmph.”

“Anyway,” Heizou gestures to the handcuffed Kazuha, “I did it.”

Kazuha tilts his head, “was this a plan of both of yours?”

“Naturally. We wanted to give you a birthday you wouldn’t forget.”

“Well…it’s certainly memorable already. Being in handcuffs isn’t something I’m used to.”

Heizou smirks, “we haven’t even started yet.”

Wanderer rolls his eyes, “don’t say ‘we’. I still haven’t formally agreed to this.”

The detective sighs, “if you weren’t with me, you wouldn’t cut your time in Watatsumi short.”

“Tsk, maybe I wanted to wish my…friend…a good birthday.”

Kazuha smiles, “hey, I’ve leveled up to a friend, it appears.”

Wanderer mutters, “yes. Don’t make me revoke it.”

Heizou’s smile turns more and more mischievous as he looks at Kazuha, “so, Kazuha, it’s time for your surprise~”

“Ah, finally.”

Heizou smirks and slowly approaches Kazuha, “so, I’ve noticed that lately you haven’t been too happy. In fact, my intuition tells me you forgot today was your birthday.”

“You are correct.”

“I wanted to put a smile on your face, my friend.”

“But a simple joke wouldn’t suffice, would it?”

“No, this has more of a bonding effect to it.”

“And what is it?”

“Would you be against being tickled, Kazuha?”

Kazuha thinks, tilting his head, “you always manage to surprise me, Heizou.”

“It’s part of my charm, is it not?”

“It is…ah…I suppose I wouldn't be against it. It’s just…it reminds me of my first voyage on the Crux.”

“Is there a story there?”

“Of course, if you’d like to hear it.”

“Naturally.”

Even Wanderer seemed interested in the story, looking at Kazuha to hear what the samurai had to say.

“Well, you guys know how quiet I normally am. I seldom speak out of turn or above the tone of the wind. Beidou always accepted me and she always teased me, as good friends do. She wanted to see how loud I could get one day, so she decided to tickle me while I was practicing a tune on my leaf. Turns out I don’t really laugh loudly, I just get red in the face.”

Heizou smirks, “how precious.”

Wander doesn’t respond. He just looks at Kazuha, thinking about the story that was just shared.

Heizou smirks, “I’m totally going to ask Beidou about that when the Crux comes back into Ritou.”

Kazuha sighs, “please spare me that encounter.”

Heizou smirks, poking Kazuha in the side, “I dunno, it’s very tempting~”

Kazuha giggles, “I can see why you’d think that- hehehe.”

Wanderer smirks with an amused look in his eyes, “I haven’t seen your face that pink before, Kazuha.”

Kazuha continues giggling, and the handcuffs behind him are rattling slightly.

Wanderer curiously pokes Kazuha’s other side, entertained by this whole situation. Kazuha continues shaking his head as he giggles with flushed cheeks.

Heizou grins as he and Wanderer continue to lightly poke and prod at Kazuha, “hey, Wanderer, I think this was a good idea, no?”

Wanderer avoids Heizou’s eyes, but agrees nonetheless.

Kazuha continues giggling, but he doesn’t mind the experience. Usually he gets a few gifts for his birthday and a few kind words. Kazuha never got this much attention, because people usually leave him to his own devices. Which is understandable since he’s very quiet, and seldom strikes up conversation. Kazuha actually doesn’t mind attention from those he’s close to. Getting this kind of attention from both Heizou and Wanderer, without any cares or plans for later in the day, it’s lovely.

Heizou laughs along with Kazuha’s giggles, “happy birthday, my friend.”

Wanderer looks up at Kazuha, the faintest of smiles on his face, “mhm, but say I was never here.”

Kazuha continues giggling, “of course, thanks, really.”

Heizou let’s Kazuha free, undoing the handcuffs and Kazuha hugs the detective. Heizou grabs Wanderer by the collar and drags him into their hug.

Wanderer stands there in the embrace awkwardly, “this isn’t about me it’s about Kazuha-”

Kazuha interrupts him, “it’s about all of us, now. Thank you for remembering my birthday.”

Heizou smiles, “of course, we love you.”

Wanderer fails to hide a smile of his own, “I suppose we do.”

[shenanigans-and-imagines]

*slams open your door* hey uhhh if your still assigning blorbos to smooch with the shipping asks? could i get a ship with someone from baldur's gate?? I'm a biromantic ace but lean twords masc people more often, i'm a neurodivergent, horror fanatic with social anxiety, i love drawing, knitting, reading, theatre, and learning about fashion history. People often describe me as funny, sarcastic and creative, i also get a lot of "you're such an old soul" i can't imagine why with hobbies like knitting and reading alone with my cat.

if i were to ship you with anyone from bg3 i'd honestly probably say Gale, i could see the two of you just having comfortable days at home indulging in your interests and info dumping to eachother about them ,i imagine he'd probably be extremely interested, and supportive, of your writing. he'd buy you the best ink and writing supplies and make sure you have a warm meal when you get lost in your head and/or your writing

I ship you with Wyll

Wyll may have his charming, Blade of Frontiers persona, but we all know at the end of the day he’s a romantic dork. He knows how to be patient with somebody who may take a while to come out of their shell and marvel in the moment that they do. He’s a bit of an old soul himself and undoubtedly love your sense of humor.

He might tease you for being a homebody, but knowing you’re there to come home to would mean everything to him.

Hmm, that’s the dream ain’t it? Give me a man who can seduce me with his love of his given subject and joy is teaching it to others.

Requests are still wide open guys: 6k Shipping Extravaganza

(2/30)

[yoke9494]

(Random/Smut chapter from a wannabe horror fic I have posted on my AO3/Wattpad. Yoke94 if interested.)

Attempt at humor

Smut (starts after the +++ symbols)

Eren is possessive

Thoughts of baby trapping

Drug and alcohol use

I can't write angst to save my life!

Male Hange Zoe

The Night I Die. (ErenXReaderXLevi)

You and Mikasa sat side by side with Sasha while you three watched Conny try to be a stripper. You didn't notice the stripper poles at first. It was actually Jean who pointed them out.

Jean and Eren left only a few minutes ago. Both going to get themselves something to get drunk off of and find something for you and Mikasa to drink.

Much like you, she didn't like the taste of alcohol... Unless it came in pretty colors and slushy form. Reiner must have missed the memo since there was only beer or hard liquor on the boat.

All three of you broke out in laughter when Conny tried to give Armin a lap dance. The poor guy was already stoned off his ass and somehow mistook Conny for Annie.

Armin gasped as he touched Conny ass. "Annie! Where did your ass cheeks go baby?!"

You and Mikasa almost choked on the gummy bears Hange gave you. You decided to share with Mikasa and Sasha. Who was on the floor in tears.

A body jumped over the back of the couch and wiggled it's way in back of you. Eren placed you on his lap and handed you and Mikasa some juices they found.

Jean looked around and saw a few familiar faces. Some from school and some he just met. Like Ymir and Christa. he just recently met Christa but he knew Ymir was your roommate. "Y/n your girls here!"

You looked around as well. You were happy they decided to come. Eren speaking broke you away from trying to spot more familiar faces.

"Why's Armin feeling up on Conny?"

Sasha got herself off the floor and wiped her tears before answering Eren. "He thinks Conny is Annie. Poor girl left like an hour ago. She went to bed already."

Eren furrowed his brows. "Why?"

Mikasa answered. "She wants to get some rest for the wall of death. The first metal band that's performing on the island is Lamb of God."

Again you looked around the room. So that's why you haven't seen Miche or Levi. They must be getting some rest also since they're both metal heads. Hange was walking around making his money and you saw Erwin leave with two girls a while ago...

Eren pulling you closer to his body distracted you once again. "No I just sat down with her! Take Sasha!"

You looked up to see Mikasa holding your hand. She rolled her eyes at Eren. "Jeez brother... Possessive much? She'll be like 4 feet away from you."

Jean and Sasha chimed in.

"Yeah Eren. Stop being so stingy."

"Let Y/n shake that booty!"

Eren slowly let you go. Only to start fighting with Jean.

You finally understood where Mikasa was taking you. Conny had finished his dance so now it was your turn.

"Mikasa... I can't dance on that thing..."

She gave you a deadpanned look. "Bullshit. Your the best in our exercise group! It's the same thing.. Only different eyes... I'll dance with you!"

Mikasa had asked you to workout with her a few months ago. Thinking it would be a normal gym type workout, you said yes...

It was a pole dancing class...

You were hesitant at first but later warmed up to it. The instructor's were so sweet and all the women there were supportive of one another. It was the most fun you had in ages. Next thing you knew, both you and Mikasa went every Wednesday and Friday.

"Wait!" Hange had popped out of no where. "I know the perfect song! I've had fantasies about this!"

Eren furrowed his brows at the excited male. "About my sister or my girl?"

Hange chuckled. "I'm not telling." He looked up at you and winked.

Hange connected his phone to the speakers that were under the small stage. Porn Star dancing by My Darkest Days ft. Ludacris started playing.

Eren's hesitation twords Hange completely disappeared. This was one of his favorite songs. He turned to Mikasa. "Hey! Get your ass down. You'll just ruin the song! Let princess dance alone."

She gave him an annoyed look. "Ugh." Mikasa then turned to you. "You got this! Don't pay attention to these useless men. Your dancing for me baby. Just look at momma Mikasa yeah?"

You nodded as she got down. Not sure if your confidence came from Mikasa or Hange's gummies but it skyrocketed. Plus everyone here was your friend. If you sucked, they'd still cheer you on.

Your body danced around the pole to the song. Like Mikasa said you only kept your eyes on her. She looked like a proud mom in a way.

Both Conny and Armin started cheering. Eren watched in awe. Hange was dancing along to the music and had his phone up. You thought maybe he was recording it but then you saw Levi's tired but shocked face on the upper corner.

Sasha found some dollar's in Conny's wallet and started making it rain on you. Jean quickly got up and got his wallet out.

At that Mikasa perked up. She was hoping to take some money from Jean to make it rain on you too. She let out the loudest snort when Jean just threw his whole wallet at you. It hit your ass and landed right under you.

Eren was having the time of his life. The way you laughed and smiled made his heart flutter. Until his eyes caught sight of someone he knew you didn't want to see.

He cursed under his breath. He had hoped this person wouldn't show up...

Eren quickly got on stage and snatched your body off of the pole. "Alright! We're going to bed. Unless you all want to see my shrimp."

Mikasa and Sasha booed at him. Jean, Conny, Armin and Hange we're about to protest when Eren nudged his head twords the entrance. He made sure you were facing the other way so your mood wouldn't get ruined.

You were too busy laughing and just enjoying yourself, thanks to Hange's candies. Plus Eren tickling you with his sloppy kisses didn't help.

Eren quickly passed your ex while Sasha and Conny caused a distraction by yelling their hello's to Reiner. Who just walked in with Porco and a few others.

Bad luck for you, he caught the top of your head when Eren threw you over his shoulders and nearly ran twords the room.

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**Eren's POV.***

Eren was still a little turned on from watching you dance. Though he wasn't sure if you'd want to do anything. He felt guilty if he did while you were under the influence.

It didn't help when you began to undress infront of him. He watched as you picked out one of his shirts from his bag. Eren was a little disappointed when it covered up your ass.

' Behave Eren!' he mentally scolded himself.

It took all his willpower to not pounce on you the minute you laid in bed. Just in his shirt and f/c laced underwear.

He had already undressed and slept in just black sweats. His heart raced when you snuggled into his chest. Everytime he had your bodies next to him, it was the best sleep he's ever gotten.

He covered the both of your bodies and brought you closer to him. You were always so warm and soft.

Eren chuckled when he heard small snores already coming from you. Maybe in the morning he'd have his fun. But for now... He'd just hold onto you and dream of the future he hopes to have with you.

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The sun stung as Eren opened his eyes. He had forgotten to close the curtains when you both entered the room last night.

Sometime in the middle of the night you both detached from one another. Your back was facing him and Eren was sprawled out in the middle. His leg laid on top of you.

He chuckled but soon groaned when he turned over to look at his phone. Completely ignoring all the tagged notifications he simply just looked at the time.

7:16 a.m.

The boat wouldn't reach the island till about 10 am-ish? He tried to close his eyes and drift back to sleep but the sun already woke him.

He turned over in hopes of cuddling you and waking you up but he quickly stopped. Not only did he go full on octopus and hog the bed, he went full on octopus burrito and took all the blankets as well.

Eren bit his lip while he looked your body up and down. His shirt had risen and stopped at the middle of your back. Leaving your ass out for him to stare at.

'She should be sober now.. right?..'

+++++++++++++++++++

(Red lights by Stray Kids)

Eren scooted his body closer to yours. He ran his hand up from your thigh to the bottom on your breast. He felt you squirm under his touch. You were always a light sleeper.

He began to kiss your neck and slowly massage your right boob. He rolled your hardened nipple in-between his fingers.

Eren mentally celebrated when your eyes fluttered open.

"Eren? What time is it?"

Ignoring your question Eren slowly moved his hand to the front of your panties. "Can I have you? Please Princess."

Eren slowly began to circle around your clothed clit. He let out a low groan when you pushed your ass up against his bulge. He took that as a yes.

One of Eren's hands slip down into your underwear to part your folds, and he groans lightly at how wet you've become just from him playing with your tit. His fingers rub right circles into your clit, loving how it throbs eagerly against his skin.

' She's so fucking perfect.'

Eren's cock leaks into his briefs as he slips his middle finger inside you and feels your tight walls wrapping snuggly around him, only pumping a few times before he adds his ring finger too.

He nearly goes feral when your tight walls squeeze his fingers. At this point he won't be able to hold back much longer.

Eren quickly got between your legs and watches you squirm underneath him. By now you're fully awake and watching him with lust filled eyes. As he curls his fingers to get you there faster you throw your head back into your pillow. You moaning his name made his movements faster. He could tell you were close by the way your walls fluttered around his fingers.

"You wanna cum princess?" He whispered though it sounded more like a deep growl.

All you could do was nod. Nearly there your body began to shake and tears formed at the corner of your eyes.

Just as you felt your orgasm come, it quickly left when Eren pulled his fingers out of your cunt.

"Eren!"

Eren could only chuckle at your little pants of protest as he pulls his fingers from your drooling pussy. He roughly pushed down his briefs and sweats. Nearly tearing off your underwear when he was finished. He used your slick on his hand to lube his cock before pushing the leaky head against your clenching hole.

"Mmm , fuck," he groans, watching your face twist in pleasure and your fingers dig into his biceps as he slid himself deep inside of you.

Eren grabbed both your legs and wraps them around his waist, leaning back slightly to watch your wet cunt hug his cock as he slowly pulls out, only to thrust back in savagely.

Your grip moved to his back as he starts rocking into you steadily. Eren's eyes nearly rolled to the back of his skull when he felt your heat wrap around him over and over again.

It always amazed Eren with how you always made him feel.. Sometimes it even put him to shame with how fast you made him cum. Though he always made up for it with multiple rounds.

Picking up his speed you squirmed under him, your nails clawed at his back and he loved it.. Your tiny little moans turned into the most pornographic sounds he's ever heard. This was his favorite part.

The sight in front of him made him feel higher than any drug on this earth. He's wanted you the second he laid eyes on you. You sat in the laboratory with Hange, nose stuck in some biology notes. He said a simple "Hi" just to get a good look at your face before he left with his purchase. That's when his heart melted. You said hello and smiled at him. Every day he thanked whatever luck he had that Hange ended up officially introducing the two of you a few days later.

At this point Eren was half curled over you, fucking you without any restraint. Not that he really had any when it came to you. A small pang of guilty crept its way up to his chest. There might be small buises left on your body with how tightly he's been holding you down against the mattress.

Soon those worries faded when your moans and the sensual sounds flooded his ears. His balls collided against the slickness of your pussy with a sticky splat.

Eren pressed his thumb against your slick clit knowing he wasn't going to last much longer. Giving you a few rough deep thrust, he felt what he was hoping for.

Your walls became even tighter as they fluttered around his dick. You choked out his name and began to vibrate on his dick. You let out the most pleasurable scream as you came on his cock.

Eren could feel your juices run down his thighs as he chased his own high.

Your moans had turned into pleading whimpers, that's when Eren felt himself twitch inside of you. He couldn't bring himself to pull out as he started cursing under his breath.

He felt you gasp underneath him when he let his warmth paint your walls white. Eren could only bury his head into the crook of your neck and groan. His hips slowly came to a stop while you both caught your breath.

" I'm sorry princess, I didn't mean to."

' But I wanted to... So I did.'

Your chuckle caused him to raise his head up. He thought for sure you'd be pissed.

"It's okay Eren. I'm sure the island has a pharmacy somewhere."

That's when an idea popped into his head. "Want to take a bath Princess? We still have an hour or so till we reach the island."

You smiled and nodded. That caused Eren's heart to skip a beat. It was always your smile that made him melt.

He quickly got up and pulled up his underwear and Sweats.

Eren gave you one more kiss before going into the bathroom to fix your bath for you... It was his fault you were going to be sore anyways.

After he helped you in the tub he again gave you a kiss and said he would be right back.

Eren made his way over to Mikasa and Jeans room. He knocked for about 5 minutes till a grumpy bed headed Mikasa opened the door.

"Eren? What the fu--"

He quickly cut her off. "I hate that I know this but.. Can I have one of your plan B's?"

Mikasa's eyes widened. "You did not taint my baby girl with your demon sperm!"

Mikasa's yelling woke up Jean. "Who broke their gooch?! Did Conny try to do the splits again!?"

Mikasa laughed while Eren rolled his eyes. She quickly went over to her bag and handed him a white box.

"Don't let it happen again. I only brought two of these with me."

Eren nodded. "I won't. I was an accident."

'No it wasn't...'

Mikasa snorted. "Yeah, sure. Go on now. I'm going to use up this last pill."

Eren shuddered and swallowed down the vomit that wanted to come out.

Eren clicked his tongue. "Gross."

Mikasa giggled while he walked back to his room. "Like you didn't do the same! Hypocrite!"

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Eren looked down at the box as he walked back. He began to feel bad. Sure he wanted to have kids with you. But he at least wanted you to be finished with school and married for a few years before you had a baby Eren or a baby Y/n.

He was so into his thoughts that a harsh blow to his shoulder almost made him almost fall on his ass.

Eren winced when he grabbed his shoulder. "What the fuck-"

He stopped when he noticed who it was that ran into him.

Porco...

Porco looked down at Eren's hand and scoffed when his eyes landed on the white box. "You don't own the whole boat. Spoiled bitch."

Eren furrowed his brows. "Fuck off Pig!"

Porco quickly turned around. "Say that again Yeager! I'll kick that shit face in, nobody would want your ass!"

Eren smirked. "Oh? Like nobody wants you? Or are you just mad you can't fuck My Princess like I do every single day? Word is all you could do was get rejected!"

Eren waved the box infront of Porco's face. He waited for Porco to throw the first punch. Judging how he raised his fist, it was coming...

"Eren?"

Your voice caused them both to freeze. Eren just notice they stood in front of yours and his room door. Porco's body was preventing you from opening it all the way and stepping out.

"Yeah Princess?"

"Why are you yelling in the hallway?"

Eren pushed Porco's body out of the way. He did it harshly, causing the blonde to fall.

He entered the room and smiled at you. "Nothing important.. Come on, let's get ready! We'll be docking soon!"

[miss-giggles22]

This. This is how NOT to start a conversation with me. Yes, I like twords. Yes, I’ll have a conversation about it. But this is not how you start one. Get to know me first. My sensitivity does not define me. The sooner people can figure that out, that happier I will be. I have said it many times before, and I will say it again: DO. NOT. START. A. CONVERSATION. WITH. ME. BY. ASKING. ABOUT. MY. SPOTS. OR ASSUME. I. WANT. YOU. TO. TWORD. ME! It is rude and it makes me feel like that’s the only thing you want to talk about. PLEASE, just try to start with a normal conversation, even if you don’t actually care. Just humor me at least. Please

[greenticklerdreams]

... wanna open an Etsy shop together?

[wigglygiggler]

Hi :) If I can make a request for headcanon, can you do tickle headcanons for Pepa and Julieta Madrigal from "Encanto"? 🥑

(sorry for my bad english)

Sure! I'm flattered you guys are asking these from me!

PEPA

[⚠️ CW: Slightly NSFW mentions about sexual activity, though nothing overly detailed]

As a ler:

My headcanon is Pepa's one of those people who don't engage in tickling that much. Humorously, quite the opposite: if there breaks out a tickle fight she gets very embarrassed, takes an uptight expression on her face and tries to slink out of the room while the weather above her gets really weird, being half sunshine and rainbow and half rain and a small tornado. If this means that she hates tickling OR that she is secretly part of the tword community... It's anybody's guess. 😉

There are only a couple of people she pretty much ever tickles: her own children especially when they were little (so in present day it's mostly Antonio, as he's still only five), playing all kinds of tickle nursery rhymes with them and drawing figures on their backs while the kids are trying to guess what she's drawing; and of course, Félix. I love how their marriage is portrayed! It's so loving and despite having been together for decades they still have undeniable passion between them. While neither of them has a tk kink per se, their foreplay tends to be fairly playful and it's always Pepa who ends up sitting on Félix's waist and scribbling away at his underarms 😂🧡 Also outside sex she loves to give her husband the aforementioned drawing-on-back treatment, as he finds it tingly yet soothing. Somebody give these two a Couple Of The Year Award.

As a lee:

Pepa herself is very ticklish (level: super effective-ish?) almost all over but her most sensitive spots are sides and feet, the latter being almost a death spot. She prefers not to be a lee as she finds being tickled invasive to her personal space - in particular she has deep hatred for any rough, merciless I-can't-breath types of tickles. This might partly be why she appears somewhat critical of Mirabel in the film: some years before the film's present there was an instance where a younger Mirabel did a tickle attack on her aunt - not meaning anything bad of course, but she realised too late Pepa didn't like it at all and as we know, Pepa has a tendency to hold grudges a tad bit too long. Thankfully they talked it out at some point after Bruno's return.

However, Pepa does like gentle tickles that are closer to caresses: such like Félix walking two fingers up her back or arm ("I'm sorry, mi vida, go on...") and if the town would get a tickling spa like the one in Spain she'd absolutely go there! In short words, Pepa is a healthy reminder that rough tickles are not enjoyable to everyone, even if they like being tickled in another way.

JULIETA

As a ler:

Julieta is such an affectionate cuddly mum, I can't take it 🥺💓 She is a very wholesome ler, giving her daughters soothing back tickles whenever they're distressed over something as a way to help them feel loved. But she does also have a more mischievous side in her that comes forth with Agustin... 🌚

As we know, Agustin is master at getting into all kinds of funny accidents and sometimes those involve classic tk scenarios like getting stuck inside a shirt. Whenever those happen, Julieta helps her husband out but not before chuckling teasingly "Oh mi vida, what have you got yourself into this time?" and exploiting the, ahem, ticklish situation. Also, tickly flurries of kisses along Agustin's neck. Getting tickled by Julieta feels awesome btw: the way she does it is the perfect combination of feeling extremely ticklish yet at the same time her fingertips feel nicely soft, there's no element of brutal torture.

Sometimes Julieta also gives Camilo a payback on behalf of nearly the entire Madrigal family. Someone's gotta put that little bastard in line, after all. 🤭

As a lee:

Ticklishness level: resistant, I guess. Julieta isn't particularly ticklish, probably the least of the triplets. She does squeal and drop whatever she was holding if she's suddenly jumped on but it might be more about the surprise rather than the sensation. As long as the tickles aren't merciless she even enjoys Agustin tracing his index fingers around her waist and up her sides; she twitches and giggles more when he stays longer around her hips or traces over her ribs, so that gives some hint of her weakest spots.

Of Julieta's children Mirabel is the biggest ler and of course she tested her skills on her mother from a young age. Julieta probably let Mirabel tickle her quote freely when the latter was a smaller child but as she grew older, she held her a gentle discussion about consent, after which Mirabel hasn't tickled her that much anymore (maybe she had that talk with her BECAUSE of the incident with Pepa?). If anything the tables have probably turned. 🤭

[ticklepinions]

I humbly request the most humourous of all tword memes 👀

Sorry this took forever. I now dedicate my meme page to you until you find the most humorous of all tword memes you asked for

🤘🏾😔

[trashyswitch]

Shaun's Playful Side

Shaun is feeling playful and bored, and pulls a few gags and pranks on his coworkers. Most of his coworkers can have a laugh out of Shaun's antics, but two of them find a need to get revenge...

This was a fanfic I had written in a separate fanfic writing spot that I had for a few months to a year. It was fun to write then, and it was extra fun to edit and upload here.

This fanfic is for @secretly-tword-obsessed. I hope you enjoy!

It was nearing the end of the long work day, and Dr. Browne was getting ready to leave. As she was getting ready, she couldn’t help but reflect over the day. She reflected over a few different things, often having to do with the patients. But the one thing she certainly reflected on, was Shaun and his silliness today.

Now, usually silliness wasn’t tolerated in the workplace. But Shaun kept his silliness under control during the work shifts. But when they were given free time...that was a whole different story today.

For some reason, Shaun had been acting a lot like a mischievous child during his breaks. Whenever they weren’t in surgery, weren’t focusing on something serious, or weren’t with/talking about the patient, Shaun would do weird things like: -play with Dr. Browne’s hair -poke Dr. Reznick multiple times -placing zip ties on Dr. Andrew’s stuff -spam Dr. Melendez with texts And: -attempt to balance different things on Dr. Park’s head.

Dr. Park and Dr. Browne saw Shaun’s unusual antics as a funny joke. They just assumed that Shaun was either feeling playful that day or trying to eliminate boredom.

Dr. Park actually found it quite funny when Shaun would come up with things to balance on his head. He even went along with it and helped him pile books on his head. Then, a goofy smile filled Shaun’s face the moment all the books came falling down. Dr. Park yelped and looked down. “Oh no!”

Shaun looked at him with a smile despite his disappointment. “It fell.”

Dr. Park chuckled. “Really? I didn’t notice! Like, at all” He said, over exaggerating his sarcasm.

Shaun pointed at him awkwardly like he usually did. “You’re being sarcastic. That’s meant to be a joke. I liked it.” Shaun explained.

“Yes, it was. And thank you.” Dr. Park said with a playful bow. “Now: How flat is your head?” Dr. Park asked, picking up the books.

Shaun felt his own head and fluffed his hair a little. “I don’t know.”

Dr. Park held up a book. “Wanna find out?” Dr. Park asked.

Shaun’s smile returned for a bit as he nodded.

And Dr. Melendez happened to walk in as Shaun and Dr. Park managed to get 3 books balanced atop Shaun’s head.

Dr. Browne would be thinking of something or reading, when Shaun would just start playing with her hair. It started with feeling it, and soon turned into uncurling and letting go of the curls. “What are you doing?” Dr. Browne asked.

“Your hair is curly. Boing boing.” Shaun said in his monotone voice.

Dr. Browne practically lost it when Shaun said ‘boing’ in the most unenthusiastic voice possible. And the ‘boing’ noises just kept going too. And Dr. Browne loved every moment of it. It was rare to see Shaun acting like this.

Dr. Andrews was a little annoyed at first. He found the zip ties everywhere, somewhat inconvenient. But, he did get some humor out of seeing the scissors, even the scissors, zip tied together. When he went to the video capturing computers to find out who it was, Dr. Andrews was plenty surprised to find out it was Shaun. Though, he supposed he didn’t fully know Shawn outside of work.

“Shaun, can you get me a pair of scissors and come to my office please?” Dr. Andrews asked.

Shaun immediately smiled as the scissors part gave away what he wanted.

When Shaun arrived at his office, Dr. Andrews was smiling and pointing to him. “I looked at the cameras...and found out you were the zip tie man.” Dr. Andrews reacted. “Now I’ll be honest: I was a little surprised at first.” Dr. Andrews admitted.

Shaun looked down, feeling guilty. “I’m sorry.”

Dr. Andrews blinked in surprise. Oh gosh- “No no no! It’s fine! It was funny. Especially seeing the scissors zip tied. That’s a classic.” Dr. Andrews told him.

Shaun looked at him with curiosity. “Now, can you cut these scissors free so I can use them to get my stuff untied?” Dr. Andrews asked, handing him the scissors.

Shaun nodded and cut the ziptie off the scissors. But when Dr. Andrews walked up to take the scissors from him, Shawn started backing up. At first, Dr. Andrews worried he may have been doing something wrong. But then, Dr. Andrews noticed something that told him everything:

Shaun’s little smile.

“Shaun...Shawn I need the scissors.” Dr. Andrews told him, walking closer.

Shaun walked another step back and shook his head with the smile on his face.

“Don’t make me come over there.” Dr. Andrews ordered. “You’re 26 years old. You know better.” Dr. Andrews reminded.

“This is fun.” Shawn told him.

“Oh?” Dr. Andrews smirked. “You want fun? Okay. I’ll give you fun.” Dr. Andrews took off running for Shaun and smiled wider when he watched Shaun turn right around and take off running.

It didn’t take long for Dr. Andrews to hunt him down and get the scissors off him. Dr. Andrews even got Dr. Browne in on helping him. In response to that; Dr. Browne started tickling Shaun and soon got the scissors from the evil Shaun Murphy.

Meanwhile, Dr. Melendez and Dr. Reznick were NOT happy with with the jokes. Morgan saw it as inappropriate for any time of the day and didn’t want him to do anything to her. Not only that, but Shaun’s poking almost revealed a secret that she’s always wanted to get away from. But luckily, it was only Shaun and her in the room when it happened. After that, Shaun’s hand was grabbed and he was verbally forced to stop.

For Dr. Melendez, receiving multiple texts from a resident that just said “hi”, can make you question how useful your phone really is. Dr. Melendez had been spending some of the day questioning if he should either break his phone against the floor, or throw it right at Shaun’s face. Both seemed tempting after all those texts.

Luckily, that hasn’t happened yet...

Fast forwarding to after work, Dr. Browne was closing her locker when Dr. Reznick bursted through the locker room door. “I swear, I am going to KILL SHAUN!” Dr. Reznick yelled.

“Holy shit! What did he do to you?” Dr. Browne asked, both surprised and amused by her reaction to a harmless prank.

“He kept poking me without stopping! It took me 5 tries to get him to permanently stop!” Dr. Reznick yelled.

Dr. Browne just giggled at her.

“Why are you laughing? Getting poked all day is NOT! FUNNY!” Dr. Reznick yelled.

“Come on, Morgan. He’s just trying to have some fun.” Dr. Browne defended with a smile on her face.

“Ha! Fun? You call “getting poked constantly” fun?” Dr. Reznick argued.

“Yes. It sounds a bit better than what he did to me. He kept playing with my hair and calling it bouncy.” Dr. Browne said.

“Well...your hair is bouncy...” Dr. Reznick muttered under her breath.

Suddenly, Dr. Melendez bursted into the room.

“I did it! I worked up the courage to throw my phone at Shaun.” Dr. Melendez cheered.

Dr. Reznick cheered with him. “Yeah! That’ll show him!”

“What?! Why the hell would you do that?” Dr. Browne asked angrily.

“He kept spamming my phone with pointless texts!” Dr. Melendez yelled.

Dr. Browne laughed at her boss’s reaction.

Soon, Dr. Andrews walked into the locker room, holding a big pile of cut zip ties. “I found out who the Zip Tie Man is.” Dr. Andrews said with a laugh. “And the scissors stealer! Don’t ever give Shawn any office scissors again. He’ll run away with them.” Dr. Andrews told them.

Dr. Melendez bursted out laughing at that. “And here I am, giving the guy a scalpel and my phone number!” Dr. Melendez reacted.

Dr. Andrews blinked in surprise. “Wait...I wasn’t the only one zip tied?” Dr. Andrews asked.

“Yes, but you weren’t the only one getting pranked or messed with.” Dr. Browne told him.

“I got poked constantly.” Dr. Reznick told him.

Dr. Melendez rolled his eyes. “I was spammed with texts.”

“And I had my hair played with. Which, it actually felt nice! He’s very gentle with people’s hair.” Dr. Browne told them.

“Hey, what if we were to treat him like the child he was?” Dr. Reznick asked. Dr. Browne didn’t like the sound of this...

“Like, payback? Okay. But how? He doesn’t think like us, so he could see the action the complete opposite from what we meant to communicate.” Dr. Melendez warned.

Dr. Reznick thought of ideas, and started to think of her almost embarassing situation earlier. This triggered an idea.

“Hey, I have an idea.” Dr. Reznick said as she walked up, before whispering the idea into Dr. Melendez’s ear.

“Why didn’t I think of that?! That’s probably the most childish revenge I can think of.” Dr. Melendez exclaimed. Dr. Reznick smirked as she looked at Dr. Browne, who looked scared out of her skin.

“What? Poking him to oblivion like he did to you?” Dr. Andrews asked.

“Nope. Tickling him.” Dr. Reznick replied.

Dr. Andrews smiled. “Oooooh! I know exactly where you should go for! Dr. Browne happened to be showing me this morning!” Dr. Andrews told them. “This is where you go:”

Dr. Andrews took the time to tell them, and ignored Dr. Browne’s protests that ‘they weren’t true’ or ‘you shouldn’t’. But Dr, Melendez and Dr. Reznick were all for getting revenge. This was gonna be so fun!

Meanwhile: Shaun soon left Dr. Glassman’s office and started heading towards the locker room. He opened the room door and walked in.

“Hello.” Shaun said.

“Hi Shaun.” Dr. Reznick said, oddly cheerful for being annoyed. Shaun noticed this.

“What are you happy about?” Shaun asked.

“Nothing.” Dr. Reznick replied. Shaun noticed many signs that said otherwise.

“You’re lying.” Shaun observed.

“No I’m not.” Dr. Reznick said in a sing-song voice. Shaun started to feel a mixture of fastination and worry. He looked over to Dr. Browne, who shrugged rather nervously. Shaun didn’t like this weird turn.

“What’s going on?” Shaun asked.

“Oh nothing.” Dr. Melendez said behind Shaun, making him jump.

“Hello...why are you two acting strange?” Shaun asked. His boss and his least favourite partner were now circling him, causing him to feel more nervous by the second.

“Oh, you’ve never seen this side of us? Kind of like how we’ve never seen your playful, mischievous side, until now?” Dr. Melendez said bluntly. Shaun started smiling a little bit.

“This is about my playful mood today. It doesn’t happen often.” Shaun admitted.

“Really? That’s good to know.” Dr. Reznick reacted.

“How?” Shaun asked as he followed Dr. Reznick.

Suddenly, Dr. Melendez pounced on Shaun, causing Shaun to fall backwards to the ground.

“I don’t like the look of this...” Shaun admited as he felt his wrists get gripped by Dr. Reznick.

“Since you’ve been acting like a child all day, we’re going to treat you like one.” Dr. Reznick said while Dr. Melendez removed Shaun’s shoes.

“I know what you’re planning. It is not good.” Shaun said, attempting to struggle. However, Dr. Reznick was stronger than her appearance led him to believe.

Before Shaun knew it, he began feeling ticklish sensations on the balls of his feet.

“Hehehe! Wait! I’m sorry! Haha! Please! Hehe! Let me go!” Shaun begged, attempting to squirm out of his trap. Dr. Browne stared wide-eyed, as Dr. Reznick and Dr. Melendez’s secret plan started.

“Wow! Not even 5 seconds in, and we’re hearing Shaun beg. We haven’t even started!” Dr. Melendez said, looking at Dr. Reznick before picking up the pace.

Dr. Andrews chuckled from his hiding spot. He was recording the whole thing on his phone.

Shaun was full-blown laughing now!

“Hahahaha! Wait! Nohoho! Hahahaha!” Shaun laughed.

“You know, Shaun, you should laugh more. You know why? Because I have never heard you laugh like this before.” Dr. Melendez explained. It was then and there that Dr. Melendez decided to start going for underneath the toes like Dr. Andrews suggested.

“Hahahaha! HA! HEY! HAHAHA!” Shaun yelled, as his laughter grew slightly louder.

“Oooh! Sweet spot!” Dr. Reznick proclaimed as she held Shaun’s wrists. Shaun was squirming even more now, and it was becoming more and more difficult to hold him still. Dr. Melendez noticed this and stopped for a moment.

“Did you wanna switch for a bit?” Dr. Melendez asked. Shaun was breathing hard.

“W-wait...no...any-anything but...that...the nails! They’re...worse.” Shaun admitted between breaths.

Those words made Dr. Reznick immediately nod. “You know what? Sure.” Dr. Reznick agreed and let go of Shaun’s wrists. They switched spots quickly, so that Shaun didn’t run away on them.

“Alright. Since Dr. Melendez had already worked on your feet, I’m gonna go somewhere different.” Dr. Reznick said as she looked for a good spot. She decided to try the top of his knees first.

“Wait! Don’t go for my knees!” Shaun said angrily, before kicking Dr. Reznick’s knees.

“Hey! Watch where you’re kicking! And for that...” Dr. Reznick warned before sitting on Shaun’s lower legs.

“Oh no...” Shaun thought out loud.

Dr. Reznick started squeezing Shaun’s knees.

“Ah! D-don’t! Gahahaha! Stahap!” Shaun yelled through his laughter.

“Aww! Is this too much? Here: Let’s see if this is better.” Dr. Reznick teased before poking at the back of Shaun’s knees.

“EEEEEEKK! NOHOHOHAHAHAHA! STAHAP! THAT’S WORSE! THAT’S WORSE!! HAHAHAHA!” Shaun screamed as he struggled to stop her fingers.

“Oh my! I think that’s a lot better!” Dr. Reznick teased.

Shaun’s mind was going crazy! All he could think about was how vulnerable and ticklish he was! Not only that, but Shaun’s hands were stuck above him, which made it impossible to stop Dr. Reznick. “COHOHOME OHON! I’M SORRY! PLEHEHEASE!” Shaun begged.

“Come on guys...He’s growing tired.” Dr. Browne tried to tell them.

But Dr. Reznick paused and checked his pulse. “Nope! He’s fine! Aren’t ya, Shaun?” Dr. Reznick teased.

Shaun had an uncontrollable smile on his face, and Dr. Andrews noticed this immediately. “Look at that man. He likes it!” Dr. Andrews reacted.

“Likes it?” Dr. Reznick asked.

“Aww, but that’s not nearly as fun…” Dr. Melendez reacted.

“Yes it is! That just makes this situation even better!” Dr. Andrews reacted. “Right Shaun?”

Shaun looked at him. “Ihi’m not tickled often. This is very fun and worth all the pranks.”

Well, didn’t that earn Shaun even more tickles!

Soon, Dr. Reznick decided to slow her fingers down, and give the boy a break. Shaun’s laughing and squirming quickly died down.

“Alright. Where should we move to next?” Dr. Renick thought aloud.

“Okay guys, I think that’s enough.” Dr. Reznick heard behind her. She turned around and her eyes locked with Dr. Park’s eyes.

“Come on, let him go.” Dr. Park ordered.

“And why should we?” Dr. Melendez asked.

“He’s exhausted, he’s sweating, he’s as red as a tomato, and he’s struggling to breath without coughing.” Dr. Park explained as he counted with his fingers. “I think he’s had enough.”

Dr. Reznick and Dr. Melendez both sighed as they let Shaun go and stood up. Shaun continued laying on the floor, gasping for air. Dr. Browne and Dr. Park walked over to Shaun to aid him.

“You okay?” Dr. Browne asked.

Shaun continued to breathe in deeply and rapidly, to ensure that he got air in his lungs sooner than later. He was letting out leftover giggles as he attempted to breath. Since he failed to talk, Shaun nodded in response.

“Holy shit! You are sweaty!” Dr. Park reacted to Shaun’s wet bangs, as they stuck to his forehead due to sweat. Shaun smiled in response and wiped his forehead. “That was fun!” Shaun declared.

Dr. Park turned around. “I- really?!” He reacted.

“Shaun likes being tickled apparently.” Dr. Melendez said.

“Huh...Looks like I have something to tease you about now.” Dr. Park decided.

[greenticklerdreams]

The 12th day of Christmas, my true ler gave to me...

Twelve brushes brushing

Eleven scrubbers scrubbing

Ten toes a-lickled

Nine quick sole nibbles

Eight both-knee squeezes

Seven verbal teases

Six tummy scritches

FIIIIIVE RASPBER-RIIIIIIEEEEESSSSS

Four armpit strokes

Three rib pokes

Two thumbs on hips

And one finger in your belly buh-ttooonnnn

cant stop thinking about the concept of the 12 days of christmas song but each number is what you get tickled like "three rib pokes", "7 tummy scritches", "eleven knee squeezes" ect and having to go through the whole song as more and more tickles get added and repeated over and over 😵‍💫

[greenticklerdreams]

When a lee can't admit what they want: