#twofortea

[insomnikat-mused]

for the “Let’s play a game. Send me a potential AU and I’ll tell you five fun facts that would happen in a story.”

how about… a fairytale au?

Oooh, interesting interesting. Assuming this is KakaSaku and without committing to a specific tale, I'd say:

There would be a masked ball in a grand palace. Because if they aren't at some point regaled and swept off their feet by a prince/knight/Duke/King (Kakashi) or princess/knight/Queen (Sakura) in disguise, is it even a fairytale or just your run-of-the-mill fantasy?

One will transform into a dragon at some point. Or a pug. Or a cat (here's looking at you, @fountainpenscribbles)!

True love to break the curse and/or turn the tides when all hope seems lost!

It's guaranteed that I will delve and spiral into the depths of mythological symbols and imagery in the 'research phase' for a few weeks. Possibly weaponize something into a recurring theme like... mint and chocolate.

Kakashi will end up being the flirty useless damsel and Sakura the heroine who strikes the final blow, saving both their kingdoms and living happily ever after 💝.

[lilypheria]

lovey lil sns froggos just wanted to say hi :P

OH MY GOD THEY’RE SO CUTE 🥺🥺💕💕 thank you so much 🥰

[thenightbeauty91]

Grimm - Kakashi/Sakura fan art for @twofortea ‘s upcoming story.

[eggchayi]

Happy Holidays @twofortea 🤍💖!

[kakasakuzine]

🌸 Guest Author: Tea 🌸

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HC: My favorite headcanon is the sweet and understated ways these two take care of each other. Just little things like Sakura bringing Kakashi coffee at work or Kakashi giving Sakura a neck massage after a long day. Plus the banter. Excellent banter always.

Contributor applications open until July 31st!

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[kkskdeaddove]

KakaSaku Dead Dove Week Wrap-Up!

We had 16 stunning and deliciously dark written submissions for the inaugural KakaSaku Dead Dove week and 2 breathtaking, mind-altering art submissions.

Please read the tags before checking out the full works. If something is going to make you uncomfortable, don't read it. You are responsible for curating your own fanfiction experience!

Thank you to everyone who participated, encouraged, commented, read, kudosed, and cheered on our amazing creators! Looking forward to future kksk dd events 🖤

Without further ado, here is the wrap-up!

appreciation by Anonymous 

The one where the Land of Waves arc goes badly, but Momochi Zabuza's soft-spot for child-tools doesn't stop him from doing what has to be done.

The Hatake Heir by BelleDayNight

As the sole heir of the Hatake clan, Kakashi has known since he was five years old that he would marry the daughter of the Harunos. Sakura on the other hand is blissfully unaware that the man that will one day be her sensei is in fact her betrothed. There's a reason no man asks Sakura out on a date-- her husband has been quietly scaring them off for years...

Not a Love Like Mine, a Ruin by stargliders

Their captor hummed in contemplation. "This is my show, and whatever I say goes. I think I’ll start by shutting that smart mouth of yours for good." Kakashi closed his eyes, letting out a slow breath. "Take me instead." "But you…you can’t," Sakura said. The words she desperately wanted to tell him refused to come out. (I love you. Please, don’t die.)

take me down (won't you take me down) by xylazine

In a moment of reckless bravery, Sakura volunteers to be taken by none other than the demon of Konoha. Little does she realize how much she's in for.

Please, Please, Please (Let Me Get What I Want) by twofortea

Kakashi-sensei looked so different when he was sleeping.

Consequences by gremlint

Kakashi fucked around, and now he's going to find out. Or: the consequences of neglecting a brat's aftercare.

Hold On Tight by Typhlobasia

Konoha’s Official Exam for Head Interrogators, part two: required practical section, Combined Test of Shinobi Mental Perseverance. This is something Sakura knows she wants to pass for her team; she can persevere, can earn her title, do her part protecting the village, make Lady Tsunade proud for all the efforts she invested into her student over the years… But, seeing her moon-lit reflection in the hitai-ate on Kakashi’s forehead, her friend and former sensei towering over her as she is strapped into the interrogation chair, Sakura’s old fears slither their way back in. “So, Sakura…” Her eyes snap to his, hopeful. Pleading. Kakashi takes a small step forward on the stone floor, the sound of it sharp and echoing in the dim room, “shall we begin?”

Wolf in Scarecrow's Clothing by Fusionblitz28

In which Yamanaka Ino doesn't protect Sakura from bullies and becomes her first friend. Nor does Sakura obsessively crush over Uchiha Sasuke. Rather, her ANBU in shining armor and crush are one in the same person. Eventually the polish fades to reveal something rather unlike its original condition. Maybe it's always been that way and Sakura was too naive to see it sooner. OR; Sakura falls in love at five years old. With none other than one Hatake Kakashi. Kakashi exploits that.

La Petite Mort by rosebrided

“I love you, Sakura,” he whispers like she can hear him even now, the words coming out in a wisp of a breath. And then he adds, “Forgive me.” - In which Sakura is gone from this life, and Kakashi struggles to cope after discovering her body.

That Shattered Soul by twofortea

The bright green of her eyes had dulled, her expression made vacant. She was like a broken doll, a preview of what Sasori planned to turn her into.

cat nap by xylazine 

Curled around his pink kitten, Kakashi the cat slips into a rather person like dream.

breathe me by twofortea 

Every time the nightmares started up again, he found someone new to bury himself in. He lost himself in another person, another nameless face, another warm body—buried the nightmares in warmth, life, lust.

On The Brink by gremlint

Kakashi and Sakura have the unfortunate luck to be captured by some rather imaginative enemies. What they experience will change their relationship forever.

Dancing With a Ghost by stargliders

There was nothing else they could do. The talk therapy had failed. So had both rounds of electroshock. (The lightning Kakashi wielded all these years—had it made him immune? Even as Sakura watched his toes and fingers rattle against the table?) But a doctor in Kirigakure, Shizune explained, had recently invented a procedure that settled the overactive zones in the frontal lobes of the brain. Maybe, just maybe, he could be happy again.

Living-Dead by Komorebi_3

Obito Uchiha decides to send a clone to the 5 Kage summit and observe Naruto and Kakashi in the shadows after revealing information about Itachi and Sasuke. He finds himself a bit bored with the turn of events until a certain pink-haired Kunoichi strolls in confessing her love to Naruto. Everything about her reminds him of Rin and his already fragile state of mind just spirals out of control from there. Or, Obito becomes partially delusional and kidnaps Sakura for his own sick pleasure, but of course Kakashi Hatake can't let that happen so he volunteers to be taken instead.

No Good Deed by Heartensoul

Kakashi had given Sasuke so many chances to make it right—to do right by Sakura. Now, he was going to take matters into his own hands.

compulsion by xylazine

Kakashi has driven her mad with need for years until Sakura finally snaps and takes matters into her own hands.

Clone bang art by @spnfox

Captured by enemies art by @spnfox

Thank you all again! See you next time 😈😈😈

[lavender-long-stories]

WIP Name Game

@cariata brought this back and I am all for it

Rules: ✿ Post the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. ✿ Let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them, and then post a little snippet of it or tell them something about it! ✿ Tag as many people as you have WIPs.

I am going to try to format it better this time rather than have the images.

Nothing that I am currently working on will be on here, but anything on here COULD come out this year.

I had to prune the list a little because the original list was 89 items. I don't think anyone wants to read through all that.

These are all Hinata x Title Card

✿ 𝚂𝚊𝚜𝚞𝚔𝚎 ✿

A Better Life Disaster Witch -> Post Here I’m Sorry  Loop Luck Medic Money Can’t Buy Love Monster With Us Monster-in-law Organ Donner Romance Books Will Be The Death of Me Single Parent Sasuke -> Post Here You Don’t Love Me Silent Help What Do You Need Right Now? Contract Date Fame Immortality Like Mother Like Son -> WIP Post Pageant Story

✿ 𝙸𝚝𝚊𝚌𝚑𝚒 ✿

Behind Closed Doors Blind and Rude Hyuga Massacre -> Post Here Itachi's Unwanted Help Mob Wife -> Post Here Murderer Story Safe The Cute, The Muscle, and The Paperwork The Kiss That Shouldn't Have Happened Cooking Hell Grandfather -> Post Here Hate in the Workplace Help Me Suicide Mission Wish For Love

✿ 𝙶𝚊𝚊𝚛𝚊 ✿

Fear of People Happily Apart Love from the Kitchen -> Post Here Reluctant Roommates Deals and Payment Eye Translations Watching You

✿ 𝚂𝚑𝚒𝚔𝚊𝚖𝚊𝚛𝚞 ✿

‘Check on her’ Lavender Dreams Pure Fluff Shadow Friends The Quite Genius Your World and Mine -> Post Here From With In The Book

✿ 𝙺𝚒𝚜𝚊𝚖𝚎 ✿

Ghost Full House -> Post Here Would It Make Me A Bad Friend The Bar Owner and The Single Mom

✿ 𝚂𝚊𝚜𝚘𝚛𝚒 ✿

Terrorist Robot My Doll Baby Magic

✿ 𝙷𝚒𝚍𝚊𝚗 ✿

One Wild Night -> Post Here Hidan in a coffee shop

Now I am not going to be able to tag as many people as I have WIPs I don't even know that many people, but I am going to get a damn few of you. This is fun.

@nikandrros @sweenyalice @stephsageek @chikahoshi @opal-chan @0rent @gerardwayissexah @goldfishlover73 @lightweaving @lilypheria @munchbell45 @daifukumochiin @wickermayne @p-crowds @pianocoat @raven-lane @kersu @twofortea @xylazine @emihkka @everything-minni @hinar3dx

Let us peek into your WIPs >.>

[kakasaku-week-2023]

Thank you everyone for participating in this year’s KakaSaku Week and making it such a success! Don’t forget to reblog all the art, and of course co scream at the authors in their comments on AO3. Hopefully we’ll see everyone next year!

For future events and more KakaSaku goodness, be sure to give us a follow at @scarecrowsandcherryblossoms!

Here’s the 2023 Master List, under the read more!

Day 1: Historic AU

Trapped in a Small Space—Innocent—"Never cruel or cowardly."

Art 🎨

a barmaid and a pirate by @mayskalih Innocence, the language of flowers by @aerie-skysinger historic au by @this-is-my-canon WWII trapped historic au by @xenea-aesthetic

Fics 📝

Shield by @tsume-inuzuka Undone by xylazine Salvation and Slaughter by @petriikore My Fate is in Your Hands by fusionblitz28 Hey Princess, Let’s Go by kaoruhana08 Ruination Be Damned by @sakuradeservedbetter91

Never cruel or cowardly by Crystalina The Lady and The Coward by @alittlewooy Midnight Stranger by FeralSaturday My Cruel Lady, My Cowardly Samurai by Fountain_pen Sharp Tongues and Foolish Daydreams by @twofortea Stuck in the Middle with Pakkun by @mrssakurahatake (every chapter is a different prompt of the week, still in progress!)

Day 2: Someone Else’s Show

Domesticity—Wingman/Wingwoman—"Should I stay or should I go?"

Art 🎨

an earthbender and a waterbender by @mayskalih someone else's show-bleach by @aerie-skysinger pretty woman by @this-is-my-canon

Fics 📝

My Cruel Lady, My Cowardly Samurai by Fountain_pen The Battle in the Underground by @goldfishlover73 What Trembles Underfoot by @twofortea The Intricacies of Pokémon Breeding by Fusionblitz28 Healed with a Kiss by heartensoul Stay by @alittlewooy

Day 3: Modern AU

3 A.M.—Missed Connections—"You have my sword."

Art 🎨

assassins modern au by @mayskalih 3 A.M. missed connections by @aerie-skysinger

Fics 📝

When I Saw You Standing There by @tipsyraconteur Kill for Me by @this-is-my-canon An Ocean Away, A Moment Away by Fusionblitz28 Like To Get To Know You by @twofortea Morning Fix by xylazine Pretext/Postscript by @ax31s2 Missed Connections by @alittlewooy A Four Week Class in Flirting, Seduction, and Bagel Making by @goldfishlover73 the booty call that wasn’t by @sakuradeservedbetter91

Day 4: Fantasy AU

Hot Springs—Seduction—"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her."

Art 🎨

seduction fantasy au by @aerie-skysinger

Fics 📝

My Cruel Lady, My Cowardly Samurai by Fountain_pen Say What You Wish by @twofortea What The Sea Wants, The Sea Shall Have by @rosebrided Lady of Dreams by @alittlewooy

Day 5: Swap AU

Booty call vs. Butt dial—Beach—"Oops."

Art 🎨

oops by @aerie-skysinger swapped, beach by @this-is-my-canon office hours by @twofortea gender swap by @princessxgarbage

Fics 📝

One Long Mission by @goldfishlover73 Office Hours by @twofortea In Between My Legs by Fusionblitz28

Day 6: Mythology AU

Soulmate—Morning After—"Not if you were the last person on Earth."

Art 🎨

soulmate by @aerie-skysinger

Fics 📝

through violence by @this-is-my-canon On Wings like Wakinyan by by Fusionblitz28 Death and the Maiden by @twofortea

Day 7: Canon Divergence

Pakkun Makes a Startling Discovery—Arranged Marriage—"Why are you in my house?"

Art 🎨

Pakkun Makes a Startling Discovery by @aerie-skysinger married by @this-is-my-canon

Fics 📝

Dwindling Dreams and Infinite Nightmares by Fusionblitz28 What You Don’t Know (Sure Can Hurt You) by @twofortea a scent of floral by @goldfishlover73 From the Imperfect Start to the Finish Line by heartensoul

[goldfishlover73]

Wip ask game

Wip ask game tagged by @twofortea

Rules: Make a new post with the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them, and then post a little snippet or tell them something about it! Then tag as many people as you have WIPs.

(I shall give you five wip names)

Untitled 1-15 (I feel like it's only fair I list out all my untitled docs)

InoHina (Lets go)

ANBU Kakashi time travel

The day the music died

Leg Warmer Story

tagging a no pressure @lavender-long-stories @rosebrided

If youve been tagged before, idc

[insomnikat-mused]

Ok but I am curious about fountain pen hurt 👀😭

I'm feeling very 'rip the bandage off all at once' today so:

This was why Sakura had stopped going out on field missions. She'd thought there was nothing more devastating than a young, unknown shinobi dying in her arms and being helpless to save them. She was wrong. "It's not your fault." Kakashi tried to smile as blood poured from an uncloseable chest wound. Sakura had tried. God, how she'd tried! She'd flexed and pushed her chakra to their limits, then dangerously beyond and yet-- His hand squeezed hers with the last of his strength, urging her to stop and look at him instead of the wound. She couldn't. She wouldn't. Because she knew what awaited her in grey eyes that were gradually closing, forever: an apology she was never going to forgive. A regret she was never going to acknowledge. A silent ask, for permission she was never going to grant, because damn it damn him DAMN IT ALL--

[lilypheria]

for the ask game: 1, 12, 25?

1. The last sentence you wrote

After they all had left, Sasuke returned inside to change his clothes and then searched for the snow scoop.

12. A trope you’re really into right now

Probably idiots to lovers bc well... Naruto and Sasuke... and omegaverse owns my brain atm lmao

25. Besides writing, what are your other hobbies?

Reading (fics, books, manga), video games, watching anime when I have the energy, watching video game streams and playthroughs

Send me fic writer asks!

[thenightbeauty91]

UNDER THE CHRISTMAS TREE

@kendochick-moor @twofortea @mrssakurahatake @mysteriouscrimsoneyes @petriikore

[ino-supremacy]

Ino Supremacy Birthday Weekend

Thank you to everyone who participated in our event! Below is a list of all the amazing fics that our server members made for Ino's Birthday Bash!

And be sure to check out @mayskalih for the amazing Ino art she contributed!

Baby Boy by cherryberry12 Rating: E Summary: “Call me Miss Ino,” she orders, withdrawing her hand. “I’m not your mother.” Boil the Frog by Renaerys Rating: E Summary: Kakashi and Ino try to act normal in public. It lasts about as long as the Fourth Hokage’s reign. Prompts: Age Gap, Post-Fourth Shinobi War, Ino sends horny thoughts to the Hokage. Drabble Dump, Ch 22 by VulgarAssassin Rating: E Prompts: Ino keeps sending horny thoughts to the Hokage during the meeting. Hold Me Down (and Breathe Me In) by twofortea Rating: E Summary: Sakura wants to be there for Ino after the war. This isn't what she had in mind. Prompts: Post-War if all else fails, persist by carnyvale Rating: T+ Summary: Kiba fell in love with a girl in a coffee shop. In Ino Veritas by Green_Riot Rating: G Summary: Ino confesses her feelings after drinking too much. Prompts: In Vino Veritas Ino's Therapy Practice: Now Accepting Clients by lightweaver Rating: E Summary: Ino's got a pretty interesting modality to cure a shinobi of their fears. Shisui's just helping her out. Prompts: Femme Fatale Only Ino Knows the (Paterni)Tea by Maiika Rating: T+ Summary: When Ino discovers her pregnancy, she goes through stages of emotions while coping with the upcoming change in her life. During that time, her baby’s paternity is a mystery until the very end. Prompts: Knocked Up, Secret Relationship Practical Lessons by lightweaver Rating: E Summary: It was just supposed to be another boring company party. And then, Ino realized that Itachi was drunk. Was this finally her chance to fuck her boss? Prompts: In Vino Veritas Touch-a-Touch-a-Touch-a-Touch Me by twofortea Rating: T+ Summary: Four drinks in, and Ino can’t stop staring at Hinata’s boobs. Prompts: In Vino Veritas When She Finally Died by lightweaver Rating: E Summary: Karin hated tourists. Especially the rich and famous ones. So when she was forced to lead a famous model on the trail - and give her a private tour - she decided that she wasn't going to let this Ino Yamanaka leave without breaking her heels. Karin may well have met her match. Prompts: Enemies to Lovers Win some, Lose some by PrincessxGarbage Rating: T+ Summary: Post-war bar flirting drabble for Ino's B-Day 2023 Prompts: Post-War

[sasoriweek]

Sasori Week 2023 Masterlist

Ships:

Sasori / Deidara

Sasori / Ino

Sasori / Konan

Sasori / Sakura

Sasori / Sakura / Kakashi

Sasori / Sandaime

Prompts:

Day 1 - Preservation / Fear

Art mayskalih KawaiiVictory poissonchan lycheelune spinningdials Warushka Hallous Fic The Puppet House - glayceuzumakiken tell me about eternity (just one more time) - mangofresca Consumption - yaoimongerer To Fear - lycheelune Surface Tension - m-jeevas The Sun Gives Life (to Everything but Us) - stargliders

Day 2 - Truth / Trapped

Art poissonchan: 1 & 2 mayskalih coloriza KawaiiVictory lycheelune Fic The Haunt of Truth - lycheelune Trapped Here With You - konekotaichou Unbecoming - yaoimongerer "There is a dinosaur outside my window. I'm watching it as I write this." - mangofresca The Waiting Room - queercodedvillains Tell the Truth (Or I'll Tell It for You) - twofortea

Day 3 - Time / Kazekage

Art spinningdials mayskalih KawaiiVictory Fic Repetition - mangofresca Tactical - yaoimongerer

Day 4 - Enemy / Love

Art coloriza KawaiiVictory poissonchan mayskalih lycheelune Fic Sasori, loved - lycheelune My Love Is The Killing Kind - Renaerys Crazy in Love - konekotaichou Observed Changes - yaoimongerer The Sweetest Sting - stargliders

Day 5 - Partners / Fantasy

Art mayskalih KawaiiVictory poissonchan Fic The Price of Ambition - konekotaichou There Is a Light - yaoimongerer Twin Primes - mangofresca

Day 6 - Criminals / Family

Art aprito mayskalih poissonchan Fic My Sleep Is Narrow - yaoimongerer Dinner Disaster (Or Is It?) - konekotaichou Tell me about eternity (just one more time) - mangofresca

Day 7 - Beauty / Death

Art mayskalih Fic My Love is Your Death - konekotaichou So many shades of white, so many shades of pale - yaoimongerer Ship of Theseus - mangofresca Do Not Stand At My Grave and Weep - lightweaving

Art | Fic

Sasori Week 2023

[lavender-long-stories]

This is fun.

@0rent @pianocoat @goldfishlover73 @lilypheria @xylazine @twofortea @munchbell45 @gerardwayissexah @raven-lane @stephsageek @sweenyalice @delpurgatorio @daifukumochiin

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[lightweaving]

WIP Name Game

Since @mayskalih asked me to show my ass, I guess it's time to fess up about the state of my OneNote LOL

WIPs ranked from degree of progress - from works that have a substantial chunk published to wisps of thought that I may or may not ever write (all below the cut bc this shit's going to get LONG)

Rules: Post the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them and then post a little snippet of it or tell them something about it! Tag as many people as you have WIPs

Also i'm not even going to try to tag that many people i don't think i even have that many friends KSFJKSJF but okay i'm going to find more people to show their asses @sonorous-cicada @komorebi-rabbit @athelise @twofortea @xylazine @green-riot i know all of you are hiding insane amounts of WIPs and I would like to know all about your titled and untitled documents nyehehe

Complicated

Spider's Web

Shattered

KakaKarin (I really need to change the doc title to the fic title...)

Do Not Stand At My Grave

Atonement

ShiSaku exchange (I am banned from speaking about this on pain of a bite from the rabbit of caerbannog please do not ask me about this one)

DeiKonan collab

ItaIno corporate AU

MadaTsuna continuation

ItaSaku regency somno

Unquenched Defiance

A Silence Like Screaming

Arranged marriage shiita

KakaTsuna alcoholism

ItaSaku hanahaki

SasoDeiKonan bank robbery

Itachi and Sasuke angsty

ItaSaku crush love letters thing

TobiKaga corporate espionage

KakaIta modern military thing

SasoSaku Pharoah AU

KakaObiRin phantom of the opera

DeiKonan whump

KakaObi kamui sex

AsuIno mind control thing

KisaIta fae

GaaTema

Kiri political thing

...yeah i should tell my brain to stop getting brainworms