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i have a silly headcanon that obito says dumb shit like this all the time and rin just learns to deal with it.

kakashi needs to catch up

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I forgot to post this on Halloween, but enjoy the anbu kiddos spending Halloween in Konoha ^^  

In defense of the ninja puppies… It was an honest mistake.

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The War is Over

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I started rewatching Naruto recently…. And I never drew much fanart growing up.

So these past few weeks felt like I unleashed over a decades worth of suppressed fanart energy. 🤣 please enjoy 🍜✨😎

Birthday ramen for the good boy. 🥺

Best sake auntie, Tsunade 🍶

Haiku and Zabuza ❄️🗡 definitely one of my favorite story arcs.🥺

Might Guy and Rock Lee used to be too much for me… but now I absolutely ADORE them and their unapologetic energy. 🤩

The Three Sand Sibling babes 😭

Everyone’s favorite lazy ninja.

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STOP DOING THIS IN INJURY FICS!!

Bleeding:

Blood is warm. if blood is cold, you’re really fucking feverish or the person is dead. it’s only sticky after it coagulates.

It smells! like iron, obv, but very metallic. heavy blood loss has a really potent smell, someone will notice.

Unless in a state of shock or fight-flight mode, a character will know they’re bleeding. stop with the ‘i didn’t even feel it’ yeah you did. drowsiness, confusion, pale complexion, nausea, clumsiness, and memory loss are symptoms to include.

blood flow ebbs. sometimes it’s really gushin’, other times it’s a trickle. could be the same wound at different points.

it’s slow. use this to your advantage! more sad writer times hehehe.

Stab wounds:

I have been mildly impaled with rebar on an occasion, so let me explain from experience. being stabbed is bizarre af. your body is soft. you can squish it, feel it jiggle when you move. whatever just stabbed you? not jiggly. it feels stiff and numb after the pain fades. often, stab wounds lead to nerve damage. hands, arms, feet, neck, all have more motor nerve clusters than the torso. fingers may go numb or useless if a tendon is nicked.

also, bleeding takes FOREVER to stop, as mentioned above.

if the wound has an exit wound, like a bullet clean through or a spear through the whole limb, DONT REMOVE THE OBJECT. character will die. leave it, bandage around it. could be a good opportunity for some touchy touchy :)

whump writers - good opportunity for caretaker angst and fluff w/ trying to manhandle whumpee into a good position to access both sites

Concussion:

despite the amnesia and confusion, people ain’t that articulate. even if they’re mumbling about how much they love (person) - if that’s ur trope - or a secret, it’s gonna make no sense. garbled nonsense, no full sentences, just a coupla words here and there.

if the concussion is mild, they’re gonna feel fine. until….bam! out like a light. kinda funny to witness, but also a good time for some caretaking fluff.

Fever:

you die at 110F. no 'oh no his fever is 120F!! ahhh!“ no his fever is 0F because he’s fucking dead. you lose consciousness around 103, sometimes less if it’s a child. brain damage occurs at over 104.

ACTUAL SYMPTOMS:

sluggishness

seizures (severe)

inability to speak clearly

feeling chilly/shivering

nausea

pain

delirium

symptoms increase as fever rises. slow build that secret sickness! feverish people can be irritable, maybe a bit of sass followed by some hurt/comfort. never hurt anybody.

ALSO about fevers - they absolutely can cause hallucinations. Sometimes these alter memory and future memory processing. they're scary shit guys.

fevers are a big deal! bad shit can happen! milk that till its dry (chill out) and get some good hurt/comfort whumpee shit.

keep writing u sadistic nerds xox love you

ALSO I FORGOT LEMME ADD ON:

YOU DIE AT 85F

sorry I forgot. at that point for a sustained period of time you're too cold to survive.

pt 2

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This is the FUNNIEST interaction I’ve ever seen in my fucking LIFE I’m cackling oh my god

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i'm afraid "the little ghost" tricked you anyway <3

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naruto going trick or treating but getting the door slammed in his face every time and starts sadly walking home with no candy but then anbu hound appears and says hey let’s go together, and all the mean villagers are so shit-in-pants terrified of hound that they completely tip up their candy bowls for Naruto

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Ugh this is adorable as always

Hi! I'm accompanying this mysterious little ghost while he's trick or treating. So far, this is all the candy we got. He insisted we visit you because his friend says that all ninken are cool and totally awesome

His friend was right... BUT IT WAS A SETUP ALL ALONG!

He really should have learned to always expect a ninken ambush by now. Hope you'll enjoy the treats OBITO! >:3

Once the little ghost has received the Gift of the Ninken (an overwhelming amount of literal dog treats and a few vampire bites from Bisuke) he's forced to endure a series of mild insults about his low-effort costume by Kakashi, even though Kakashi's own costume consists of two unimpressive flaps of fabric stuck inside his headband. The little ghost is then given one human treat for his efforts.

Kakashi explains that the treat is big because he's dressed up as Pakkun so the dog-to-lollipop scale had to be right (heavily implying that he didn't get special big candy because he likes Obito or anything)

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Oh, his heart! Oh, my heart! Oh, all our hearts!

based on a true story!

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Reblog if you’re over 20 and still read/write fan fiction.

I’m curious!

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Kakashi’s hand shaking as he pulls it out of Obito’s chest makes my heart physically contract.

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team minato modern au where they’re all grad students and minato is their professor :3 and a baby naruto bc minato balances work and family

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Some autumn gift for u:3

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Sakura has a Day™️, but Kakashi and Kushina are there for her.

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🥰❤️❤️❤️🔥

Oh my gosh I love these!! Little Pakkun's first word ahhh they're so adorable! And Yōko 🤣 I'm cracking up that that's the scene you drew. I'm deceased. I love it so much!!! They look amazing! Thank you for sharing these!

The fic “Dreams of the Past” by @badadder1 inspired me to draw these. I have been playing around with my iPad (I’m learning how to use it, so it might look funky!). I drew inspiration from the anime.

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I tried to send you some doodles

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