#twofort

[everturnings-blog]

hurg.gghh.ggghhh,,ghh... boys.,,,,,

don't ever take your eyes off me 🥴

[kaleschmidt]

i love you stories with themes of immortality and death and coming to terms with death.

[tf2incorrectquotes]

Pyro: *giving a tour of TwoFort* That's where I saw the unicorn. He told me to burn things.

[legofanguy]

TF2 retail worker AU

A Team Fortress 2 modern AU for @augustwritingchallenge event AU August day 11 retail worker. This fanfiction is inspired by YouTuber Burno video How to Talk to Customers ft. Soldier.

Jeremy get ready for another day at the retail store Twofort, putting on his usual red uniform. Soon, he meet his co workers, whose are a veteran named Jane Doe, a weird transgender named Dennis, a black Scot named Tavish DeGroot, a big russian man named Mikhail, a bald man named Dell Conagher, a guy with glasses named Ludwig, a thin guy named Mundy, and a French guy named Pierre. Their manager, a man with a mustache named Mr. Jenkins, said to the nine mens, "Men, today is another day at work. We must remember to help the customer and put on a friendly face."

Once the store doors are open, customers soon come in for their daily needs such as office supplies, food, and even clothes. The retail workers prepare themselves for the work day today.

Jeremy, Jane, and Dennis help customers identify their needs and tell them what is the right one for them, with Jeremy saying to a man as he show a T-shirt to him, "This shirt look perfect on you, my dude. You and your friends will like it."

Tavish, Mikhail, and Dell help put the stock on the shelfs and make sure that the store is clean.

The three cashers Ludwig, Mundy, and Pierre help the customers with their purchase at the checkout. Due to Pierre being french, most women want him to check them out just so they can hear him speak.

[cryptiduni]

#so true #miss pauling #idk nothing about disco elysium but that kim dude seems cool

✅ lesbians gæ

✅ overworked

✅ under appreciated in their line of work

✅ love interest who is a dumbass

✅ bino nerds glasses

peace treaty between mlm & wlw

[bustedshit]

Concept art for Engineers twin sister Connie (Constance) Conagher (not canon obv)

Connie is Dell's twin sister, older by just a few minutes and takes advantage of that; calling herself " The older twin ". She's been very protective of him since thier father Fred converted to evil doin.

Went to collage to get a PhD in science and engineering just like the Conaghers before her. But instead of pursuing the job as a mercenary like the men in the family she stayed put on the family farm.

However! She did serve in the army for a few years fresh out of collage, handling the modifications of heavy weaponry and building tanks.

Every so often Connie will visit her lil brother at twofort to drop of shipments of parts and gun modifications, and just for a friendly lil visit!

Both Dell and Connie are very close, having a twins intuition and always knowing when something is wrong with the other. Dell picked up the nickname " Ceecee " for Connie. Connie being the older twin just calls Dell " Lil Bit ", naturally just because it frustrates him.

She also works on motorcycles for fun 🏍 hints the biker goggles

[nohmercy]

MY CBS/CPS LORE DUMP!!! im... so sorry its so long 😭😭😭😭😭

RED Sniper and Spy are stationed at Twofort and become amicable buddies. They work well together for a few months, but, over time, earn the ire of the enemy team through relentless domination bc of a huge skill difference. BLU Spy takes it especially hard...

[The events of CBS: Origins happen. BLU Spy sabotages the respawn system, kidnaps RED Sniper + tortures him to death with the help of his teammates, RED Spy mourns, Sniper comes back with a vengeance, etc.] except we learn he made a deal with the Devil (like, from the comics). He has to send doomed mortal souls to him until he is satisfied, and as a reward, Sniper gets to be effectively immortal and gets a host of new abilities, thus, becoming Brutal Sniper. (His name is Christian. but he doesnt remember his own name after the resurrection, so he goes by Jack.)

When he comes back, he's powered by pure, frenetic bloodlust and rapidly loses himself to it. Over the course of a few weeks, he tracks down and slaughters each BLU team member, starting with the BLU Spy. RED Spy is, at first, happy he's back, but slowly starts to worry about his rampage and rapid change in demeanor from the calm, laid back guy he once knew. (this is the spy that hangs around him in the early days, muttering about bloodied suits)

After Brutal's quest for revenge is fully satiated, he learns that the Devil isn't quite done with him, yet, and not-so-subtly implies he will never get his normal life back. Brutal goes on another blood bender, slaughtering random people and attacking other Freaks he meets along the way back to his home base. There, he tries to stop himself, but ultimately can't suppress his urge to mindlessly kill. He goes for his own teammates, and the RED spy, his spy, dies trying to protect them.

This sends him into a daze, and he runs off into the world, quickly forgetting everything once more and falling back into his crazed, violent habits. There, he meets Gentlespy, and upon seeing him, Sniper feels a tug of something he can't explain (because it isnt bloodlust lol), so they stick together and run around doing Freaky shenanigans. Meanwhile...

RED Spy gets sent to (comic) heaven for his final good deed. While there, God acquiesces his one wish. He wanted to forget about it all, just like Jack did. He couldn't bear the weight of such a massive loss on his soul, and he felt he could have stopped it, but didn't because of his sentimentality. After having his memory wiped completely (oops), he quickly scales the rungs of God's favor with his skill and charm, and earns the honor of being an Angel.

His ruthless efficiency, cunning, attention to detail, ability to strategize and adapt, and his skills with weapons all land him in the tier of Vanquisher. He's sent back to earth with a small squadron of comrades on a reconnaissance mission to find all of the Devil's doings and either rid the world of them or cleanse them somehow. So, he goes around fighting Freaks, alongside Orange Man, Soldine, Karma Soldier (a fellow angel), etc. and finds that the wastes are overrun with the horrible, stupid things.

CBS is at the top of their shitlist, alongside Painis, Piss Cakehole, Nightmare Medic, etc. and they manage to capture him pretty easily. Exorcisms just seem to piss him off, and holy water just melts his skin off. So, they group up to try and find a solution. If they kill him, the Devil will just keep bringing him back until his contract is fulfilled. So, they decide to bind him.

With his powers mostly quelled by their spells, he finds himself, for the first time in years, lucid. Memories slowly start to fade back into focus. At first, he berates/mocks Pure and does everything he can to attack or escape. But as he starts to piece things together, his guilt keeps him quiet and shackled to his side.

[This is around where the Witchy vids slide in, but only some parts] Pure has no clue about any of this. He's just tasked with babysitting Brutal while he runs around dispelling spirits and beheading zombies. They have a sort of "i fucking hate you" vs "im going to ignore you" dynamic at first, but the ice melts pretty quickly. Pure finds himself weirdly drawn to him, and marvels at his skill in battle, even while intensely suppressed. Things take a turn when his superiors learn about their growing fondness for each other, however...

And they lock Brutal in the basement of a church. He can't die naturally, and they're trying to avoid killing him, so they decide to just leave him somewhere he literally can't escape. This causes Pure to question everything. The unabashed cruelty and apathy makes him second guess his position, his role in all of this. And, well...

He sets Brutal free. With the bindings off, everything rushes back all at once and he leaps at Pure's throat- only to stop himself... Through the hatred, the anger, the fear, he still feels... there. Like his memories didn't go away this time. He's still completely unaware who he's even looking at, but he finds himself lucid enough to think, to talk. Pure is scared out of his mind, but realizes that he could have been dead a million times over by now. They have a little Moment... and Brutal helps him up and dusts him off with a muttered apology. Neither of them have any clue what to do, now, and it's a bit awkward, but they just walk out of the church and celebrate their mutual freedoms.

Brutal offers to drag Pure around the desert in his stupid journey to kill as many people as possible, but he quickly declines, instead offering Brutal a place by his side as he hunts down and cleanses the world of the evil Freaks. (-thinking- 'pls be my faithful dog. pls be my vicious protective companion. pl') Brutal says ok whatevr ig but only bc ur pretty. ok not rlly but he does agree

They gather all the intel they can, making friends and allies in unexpected places and picking up puzzle pieces of their past lives. Pure slowly starts to realize that, not only did he used to be a living, breathing human, but he was a pretty shitty guy that killed people for money and smoked like a freight train. He has no clue how to cope with this, as it shatters his (heavily manufactured by outside forces) Pure persona. Things take a dramatic turn when they visit Twofort.

Shockingly, it's pretty much the same as it was all those years ago, but now lies abandoned. It didn't even get to see a cleanup crew, the splatters of blood and viscera still exactly where they were the day everything went wrong. And things click.

They remember each other. Not fully, especially not Pure, but there's a glimmer of awed recognition when they look at each other, now. And things get... weird. A lot of old guilt is drummed up a little too fast to handle, mingling with the ashes of an old flame. But they don't have time to think about that right now. Because Team Killer just showed up.

IM SORRY THATS SOOOO LONG OMFHSDJH I DONT EXPECT ANYBODY ON EARTH TO ACTUALLY READ THIS??? BUT THATS ALL OF MY THOTS ABOUT THIS THING IM INSANE ABOUT AND HAVE BEEN FOR LIKE 6 YEARS....

i will maybe draw this??? someday..maybe... RAUGH... or write a fic... I LOVE THEM SO MCUH

[ironic-bread]

tbh sometimes when i have the energy to actually boot up a game on my laptop i like to just be weird in twofort. my favorite bit is being a spy and cloaking/uncloaking randomly as a heavy with fists out. thats the entire bit, and yeah i stole it from a soundsmith video but its funny.

[ruthytwoshakes]

AUUUGHHAAAAGHHHGGGGAUGUGUFU WHAT DID I DOOOOO

Je suis impatient de te voirrrrrrrrrr best friend . À bientôt yayyyy.

Do not speak to me ever again.

[ao3feed-tf2ships]

Southern charm and other suspicious behaviours

read it on the AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/49688086 by thecrowslullaby When Soldier comes to Spy one evening asking for help in the romance department the Spy begrudgingly agrees. After all how harmfull could Soldier asking the mystery Lady out be when the only people around the base are the lead-poisoned fools down in Twofort? Well, turns out he failed to consider the 'Lady' is the Enemy Engineer. Words: 1399, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Team Fortress 2

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: BLU Engineer (Team Fortress 2), RED Soldier (Team Fortress 2), RED Spy (Team Fortress 2), RED Engineer (Team Fortress 2), BLU Spy (Team Fortress 2), BLU Pyro (Team Fortress 2)

Relationships: Engineer/Soldier (Team Fortress 2), Engineer/Spy (Team Fortress 2)

Additional Tags: Fluff, Misunderstandings, Secret Relationship, Crossfaction, Canon-Typical Violence, Video: Expiration Date (Team Fortress 2)

read it on the AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/49688086

[mememan93]

Nowa

now Now prisoner 24602060451 You're no one. Lol! Your time is up and ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵗⁱᵐᵉ ⁱˢ ᵘᵖ and ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵗⁱᵐᵉ ⁱˢ ᵘᵖ and I'm Javert. you know that THAAT means It means i'm freeeeeeeeeeeeeeee- no- eeeeeeee- noeeeeeeeeeee- NO Saucesaucesauce your gun! yes no yes no yes NO Faaf. to the left to the right to the left to the right. eeeriereee it warns youre a man. shh. naan. shhh. nan. I stolalolalola loaf of breeᵉᵉᵉᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵈᵈ. And i'm Javert. My sisters child was clothes we were Now. 6 0. Rules. Left. Left. change. a dange. FIVE. one. tried. 6. and. Javert. get. get. My sisters child was a child of death. we were starving You'll starve again Lol lol And i'm Javert. unless you learn the meaning of nraaroushnarsh I know the meaning of iznanshou AAAAAAAAAAAAA FAAF. WHAT. you're a dangerous nun. yes 666. my name is Josh val josh and i'm Jashvert. Do not forget my name, do not forget my name, do not forget my mam. Twofort. loo- Get me a sammich. Nom nom nom nom nom nom. eughehh. I stole the breeeaaad die And i'm Javert! dubstep music starts nd I'm javert i'm i'm javert. Im javert i'm in Jave-e-e-e-ert Now prisioner 11111, your time is up and your paroles begun, you know that means Yes, it means i'm breaaad no.

get me a sammich. No. Lol

[292-ludovica]

t4t actually stands for ‘twofort’, a reference to the iconic Team Fortress 2 map ‘ctf_

[wordsearchwhatever]

iama freaken' Catholic! Aww crap, gotta confess freaken' sins! TwoFort Church Regret everything! Regret Everything i've ever done!

answer:

SCOUT IS CATHOLIC

[mcflurry-of-dancing-flames]

i would live in perfect scale replica of half of twofort with like 4 or 5 other people i don't know

[taoistyuri]

i miss playing tf2 but the brainrot from gamer men.... the bots that exist to spam slurs in chat ....

[birdnormal]

tfw you have a theory for something that's too ridiculous to even post but still... what if you're right........