ironic-bread
ironic-bread
Lockpicking Transfem
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Get it? Im like the lockpicking lawyer but with no legal skills and i am on estrogen.20 she/herWomen want meLocks fears me
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ironic-bread · 14 hours ago
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so like, this is how mumbo's video went, right??
this is how I remember it at least
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ironic-bread · 22 hours ago
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That's how he reached there first.
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ironic-bread · 23 hours ago
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I love being transgender and i'll never stop.
Today was scary but raising 3k with my sister and being with my girlfriend filled me with hope. I love being transgender and I'll never stop.
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ironic-bread · 2 days ago
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oh cool, and i guess half the time the "skip ad" button doesnt appear. i love terrible and hostile design. i love that the app obviously sees me as a bag of money. i love when corporations tell me to go and fuck myself because im on mobile and have no other options for user generated video content. thanks google, hope you get broken up for being a monopoly <3
ah cool, i avoided updating youtube for like a month because they only ever make it worse, and then it forces the update onto my phone by disallowing me to even use the app anymore, they made nothing better, changed how everything looks just a tiny bit, and now swiping up to see more videos when in full screen isnt a feature anymore. im so glad that this was not optional and now my muscle memory is pointless.
but oh boy, oh fucking boy, they added youtube playables, so i can click "not interested" on a whole new feature. fuck.
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ironic-bread · 2 days ago
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ah cool, i avoided updating youtube for like a month because they only ever make it worse, and then it forces the update onto my phone by disallowing me to even use the app anymore, they made nothing better, changed how everything looks just a tiny bit, and now swiping up to see more videos when in full screen isnt a feature anymore. im so glad that this was not optional and now my muscle memory is pointless.
but oh boy, oh fucking boy, they added youtube playables, so i can click "not interested" on a whole new feature. fuck.
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ironic-bread · 2 days ago
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ironic-bread · 3 days ago
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i think at some point in my drinkung inve become enlightended,, i love everyytying and i am ablr to accept that i am worthy if being loved tooo
also i accendentallly ended up flirtingg with another tgril and se sent me a " ;3 " hehehe yeaaaaggg
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ironic-bread · 3 days ago
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god, im such a fucking lightweight, i had two drinks amd im gonna cry because i cant hug both my blåhaj at the same time very easyr :c
i dont want jimbo to be jealous of jimbe :cccc
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ironic-bread · 3 days ago
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aaahahhh, i wanna post but nothing has been goijg on recently :(((((
i just want to yap :((((
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ironic-bread · 3 days ago
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alcy-hall is tasty :3
mayhaps i am intoxicated
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ironic-bread · 3 days ago
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am drinking and feel like writing something here because its tradition at this point.
uhhhhhh
i think since starting estrogen ive just become a clone of my mom, in like the most boring ways possible. like i use to prefer the corner pieces of brownies, but now i prefer the center, which is my moms preference.
like i dont look like her and we dont have a ton of the same interests, but we both will sit on the couch and fidget with hobby stuff, she crochets and i lockpick, and then we watch one piece.
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ironic-bread · 3 days ago
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runebear made me run out of locks :(
i have started a new playthrough of elden ring, surely i will not regret starting another playthrough of elden ring. i could now imagine myself getting upset at this game at all, thus i started a new playthrough. i sure do love this game and will never have any negative feeling about it.
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ironic-bread · 3 days ago
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tbh not too bad progress
i have started a new playthrough of elden ring, surely i will not regret starting another playthrough of elden ring. i could now imagine myself getting upset at this game at all, thus i started a new playthrough. i sure do love this game and will never have any negative feeling about it.
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ironic-bread · 3 days ago
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ive started opening a lock every death as a sorta incentive to do better.
i have started a new playthrough of elden ring, surely i will not regret starting another playthrough of elden ring. i could now imagine myself getting upset at this game at all, thus i started a new playthrough. i sure do love this game and will never have any negative feeling about it.
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ironic-bread · 3 days ago
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i have started a new playthrough of elden ring, surely i will not regret starting another playthrough of elden ring. i could now imagine myself getting upset at this game at all, thus i started a new playthrough. i sure do love this game and will never have any negative feeling about it.
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ironic-bread · 8 days ago
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YEAAAAAGGGGHHHHHH
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ironic-bread · 11 days ago
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ugggghhhh, i finally am getting around to cleaning my room after being completely unmotivated the past few months, and i hate that it works and actually makes me feel better. like fuck dude, sure, i guess i am doing great, but ugggh why do i have so much cardboard, so annoying to clean. i should move my furniture around too and see if i feel better but aaaahhhhhgggg i dont wanna >:((((((
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