ironic-bread
Lockpicking Transfem
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Get it? Im like the lockpicking lawyer but with no legal skills and i am on estrogen.18+ because i hornypost.20 she/herWomen want meMasterlock fears me
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ironic-bread · 2 days ago
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Reblog to open a rail line from your blog to the person you reblogged this from
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ironic-bread · 2 days ago
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MY TTRPG CHARACTER SURVIVED HIS TRAUMA AND GREW AS A PERSON!!!!!!!!
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ironic-bread · 2 days ago
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nvm cassette player is broken :((((((
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YIPPEE!!!!!
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ironic-bread · 2 days ago
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YIPPEE!!!!!
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ironic-bread · 3 days ago
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tbh maybe my hottest take but i am not actually offended by the minecraft movie trailers. its not my cup of tea but people have built up expectations for it that it was never going to be able to deliver on and now that it hasn't i dont find myself particularly mad or betrayed that the biggest game in the world is getting a generic animated movie. im not gonna pay to watch it but depending on reviews i may pirate it yaknow?
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ironic-bread · 3 days ago
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watching a video about the show Daria, and i just got like, flashback to young me watching it and relating a lot to daria, and like, i think she was my first gender envy???? idk if theres anything else to this post, i was just surprised to remember that
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ironic-bread · 3 days ago
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in a sort of divine punchline i have somehow managed to
1 name myself isabelle
2 superficially resemble isabelle from animal crossing according to friends
3 main (well, not exactly main, but she is definitely my secondary) isabelle in smash bros long before i named myself
and 4 literally never get into animal crossing or really enjoy many of the major aspects of its gameplay
completely unintentional too, i picked isabelle for other reasons but i literally will never beat the isabelle animal crossing allegations.
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ironic-bread · 4 days ago
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HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE??? WHY ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE???
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ironic-bread · 4 days ago
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actually loving writing up an asoue style ttrpg campaign. like, i get to write a timeline of a secret organization past its prime? i get to make lovable characters who desperately want to help the players and are never able? i get to make and play a despicable villain who openly only wants the worst for the players?
immaculate.
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ironic-bread · 4 days ago
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highly recommend doing entire playthroughs of games you have already completed but doing things you literally would never do. heavy armor energy weapons build is one of the most fun things ive ever done in fallout. i haven't evem met benny yet but i got a maxxed out gat. laser and a suit of t51 powerarmor. im thinking of clearing out the deathclaws in the unmarked location across the river so i can roll up in enclave gear.
i seriously have never done this in fnv, i always just build for light armor because move fast and get crits but damn, i a love being a tanky ass paladin
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ironic-bread · 5 days ago
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i cannot believe i am actually a fan of pvp civ. like, its just some guy making funny minecraft videos, and i am losing my fucking mind at the newest video like what the fuck, that lore dump is crazy i need to know more.
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ironic-bread · 6 days ago
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instantly rushed to repcon and hidden valley, im joining the brotherhood before i even get to primm.
i got off work today, and the devil on my shoulder is whispering to me that i should play fnv. but i cant, it stopped working on my laptop and i dont have gamepass anymore so id have to buy it.
but i need to do a heavy armor heavy energy weapons build and become a power armor paladin. i need it.
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ironic-bread · 6 days ago
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nvm i guess, i was assuming it was like 20 - 40 $
the intrusive thoughts win.
i got off work today, and the devil on my shoulder is whispering to me that i should play fnv. but i cant, it stopped working on my laptop and i dont have gamepass anymore so id have to buy it.
but i need to do a heavy armor heavy energy weapons build and become a power armor paladin. i need it.
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ironic-bread · 6 days ago
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i got off work today, and the devil on my shoulder is whispering to me that i should play fnv. but i cant, it stopped working on my laptop and i dont have gamepass anymore so id have to buy it.
but i need to do a heavy armor heavy energy weapons build and become a power armor paladin. i need it.
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ironic-bread · 6 days ago
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ah, i love being neurodivergent. i had to make a work related phone call, it took me 30 minutes of pacing around my house, almost crying twice, and finally asking my parents for help (i didnt even know what to ask for) for me to actually press the call button. i then had a conversation that lasted less than a minute and ended with me getting literally all of the information i needed.
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ironic-bread · 7 days ago
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love that apparently every single job requires me to get servesafe certified again. i have been servesafe certified 4 times in the past year-ish. i am so safe around food and just gotta keep proving it lol.
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ironic-bread · 7 days ago
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decided to come out at my new job (ive been hopping around different jobs for a bit so t was like "worst case scenario i just keep job hopping) and honestly this shit kinda rocks. like im not afraid of the possibility a coworker finds out im trans.
crazy that the only thing worse than coming out is being in the closet.
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