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update, have taken several practice locks and all my fancy lockpicks with me, currently going to work.

tbh the only reason i dont spend my entire break picking locks is that i dont wanna bring a bag full of locks to work, it would be so awkward to explain. like imagine your chilling in the breakroom and your new chronically awkward coworker who never makes smalltalk sits at the furthest table from you and just starts picking locks. i think like half my coworkers would talk to security after that tbh.

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me and my horrible despicable friend named ABUS 5/40

me and my wonderful delightful friend named ABUS 55/40

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this drink is stupid, im having something apparently called a "redeye" and its literally just black coffee with a shot of espresso in it. i am going to ascend to heights of caffeination i only previously dreamed of.

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its always a bit of a gamble texting my brother.

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its really a shame that caffeine makes me incredibly anxious because coffee tastes so good. like i just love coffee so much, i usually have like 2 cups every morning. if it wasnt so awful for my nerves id just drink coffee throughout the day.

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edit: forgot to say this when first writing the post, but this method is not viable for folks on t!

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IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS VIDEO FOR YEARS. finally found it. it makes me wheeze

dont move.

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actually going insane researching careers that involve lock picking, like its literally just locksmithing and "pen testing" but nowhere can i find a way into pen testing, like seriously the only thing i can see is cybersecurity pen testing, and i really dont wanna work cybersecurity stuff because im so bad at computer stuff.

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Troll coins, called Caegers, are named after the troll equivelant of Caeser, with an added g cuz Troll Jegus.

Caeger is likely a depiction of Venus, and thus is fem, fitting with the Matriarchy of Alternia, probably a past condesce.

THEREFORE

Troll Fallout New Vegas features a faction called Caeger's Legion, headed by a fem f@sh by the name Edelia Sallow.

in this essay i'll-

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tbh the only reason i dont spend my entire break picking locks is that i dont wanna bring a bag full of locks to work, it would be so awkward to explain. like imagine your chilling in the breakroom and your new chronically awkward coworker who never makes smalltalk sits at the furthest table from you and just starts picking locks. i think like half my coworkers would talk to security after that tbh.

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I heard it's fun to project your pains onto fictional characters

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counting down the minutes until you clock out is one of the worst things you can do for your mental health, but it is critical to keeping your sanity.

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i have no idea if theres any overlap in these fandoms but does this make sense to anyone else and are these accurate?

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The self-care sisters

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