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recently was reminded about the cartoon "total drama" and oh my god, theres a character named izzy and i am filled with so much envy. she is just completely insane in the way i wish to be.

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one of my coworkers found out im trans and tried to deadname me, but i have not been called that for so long i genuinely did not recognize that he was referring to me so he eventually had to call my name to get my attention just to deadname me and tbh that was funny enough that im not even mad. dude got so unlucky the transphobia just didnt take lmaoooooo

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New Years resolution for 2025 is to stop feeling like this tweet all the time

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i understand it is completely in style for one piece given the way women are drawn by oda but whenever i see fanart of a genderswapped zoro and shes skinny and fem its like, what??? why??? give her the same build, like, come on.

every time i see a skinny fem sanji i have no strong negative feelings, sanji is already skinny and fem, its basically canon to me.

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who else feeling like ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ I love hoimicraf

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i see doc was having a normal one at 3 am his time

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i have been made aware that ikea delivers. im not sure if i should have been told, i could get BLÅHAJ delivered, i could have an army

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me when im strangely missing from the haunting the narrative contest.

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Collecting a bunch of posts from this genre.

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new years resolution this year is to improve at picking locks, probably try and open the couple locks i have that i cant open yet, and to start putting shackle tags out there lmao

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This game is fun but I fucking hate the wheel of fortune

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He was as tall as he was tall, and his eyes were the color they were. To describe his hair one would say that he had some. His face had all the features you'd expect, and none of the ones you wouldn't. "There he is," people would often say of him, but only when he was there. And they were right.

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getting weird looks from customers so i am assuming my chest looks great today lmao

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Im in the long process of watching Grian's world tour video-

And I think this is the first time I've really ever "met" Joehills. I've known he was a member of the server for a long time, and that in the fanart he is a muppet (????), but I've never really seen him or listened to him speak before.

My god, he is WAY MORE casually unhinged than I EVER could have predicted.

"Oh yeah, here's a build that's so large I'm afraid I'll lose ya Grian if you wander off, but guess what? This isn't even the actual build! It's ONE EIGHTH of my actual overworld build that is SO ENORMOUS that you can't fit it on a map of the server 😊"

"This is a representation of Finnish American architect (Insert the name he said because I have no clue how to spell that 💀) vision for the bell laboratory's research and development campus-" *continues to adorably ramble all nerd like*

"Yeah, so because they did that, I basically filled their backyard with approximately 1.5 million stone over the course of the last 5 weeks :p"

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tbh one of the funniest things about one piece fandom on tumblr to me is every time i see a post about Portgas D. Ace its tagged with #ace and its in asexual pride flag colors.

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YOU hates terfs