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came out at work, i am officially no longer a boymoder!!! 🎉🎉🎉🥳🥳🥳🎉🎉

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Currently doing an Insomniac's Gambit. For those of you who don't know, this is when you mess up your sleep schedule badly enough that you attempt to fix it by skipping an entire night of sleep then going to bed at a reasonable hour the next day. Crucially, it does not work

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first ever run past ante 16, typical baron mime build

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IM STARTING VOICE TRAINING!!!!!!!!

I HAVE A CONSULTATION WITH A PROFESSIONAL NEXT WEDNESDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!

YEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHGGGG!!!!!!

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no comment, im just proud of the fit

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oouuugggghhh

why are groceries so expensive, why must i purchase food

im gonna learn to photosynthesize because the alternative is so expensive

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2025 House MD Chase is a transgender woman. The whole team argues about whether or not it’s appropriate for House to perform her bottom surgery. Wilson is against it and Chase CLAIMS she’s against it but secretly she’s interpreting him doing it as approval from her dad boss for her transition. Taub doesn’t gaf, he’s just pushing Chase to get a boob job and leaving the cards of surgeons who will do that on her work area. 13 finds herself attracted to Chase now that she’s presenting fem and has a whole crisis where she sleeps with 12 blonde women in one week. Wilson and Chase make a bingo card of transmisogynistic jokes and tells House if he doesn’t get a bingo by the end of the week he can do the bottom surgery. He gets 3 bingos but all the jokes are about Cuddy so he argues it shouldn’t count.

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the gm for my current ttrpg campaign is so good at understanding characters that i think hes looked past the surface layers of the character i play and has started attacking my actual flaws as a person. the campaign is incredible, but this man is going to land me in therapy unpacking the experiences of Chips Allin, the gambler man with akimbo playing card guns

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oh my god kutner's a shirt-collar-chewer. autism nation we win these

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"i was a transtrender" no you werent. you were just questioning your identity and then you decided that wasn't for you. that's a fucking healthy thing to do. fuck off lmao

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all i know for now is apparently vriska is back and june egbert is canon

FUUUUUUCK

i gotta figure out whats going on with homestuck, i cant stand not knowing

im rereading it so i can read the sequel. 3rd times the charm, after this i can finally stop reading it

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FUUUUUUCK

i gotta figure out whats going on with homestuck, i cant stand not knowing

im rereading it so i can read the sequel. 3rd times the charm, after this i can finally stop reading it

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my two favorite trans women whose first onscreen appearances were as silhouettes in ominous flashes of light

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Y'know that quote about "if you're the smartest person in the room, you're in the wrong room"

Also applies to queerness and neurodivergency

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literally how tf do i motivate myself to voice train ?

this isnt a vent post or anything, i wanna voice train and cannot self motivate to do it. im not really dysphoric about my voice but i would like a new new one

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transfems🫶💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜

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also holy fuck im hot, shoutout my endocrinologist, thx for rhe E,

if i wsnt kinda secret about what i oook like id post a pic of me in such a fucking good outfit,

femtanyl tshirt cut to be off the sholder with bra strap visible, got damn i look good :) :3

oki im done now gn

holy fuck, happy 21 birthday me, bar was fun as fuck, also shoutout dylan, you were so fun yo drink with, i hope you get up those spiral stairs eithougth dying,

thx to everryone who took me out it was si much fun, also hi tumblrr this is my drunkedt drunk post yet. shoutout station 4, that bartender was really nice and really funny, i hope dylan tipped well

oki love you tombler goodnight