#twobitches

[claritys-silly-things]

Something something Sunday, something something headcanon post

- Ponyboy loves mint chocolate chip ice cream, but dally hates it. He claims it tastes like toothpaste and every time he says this, the group has to hold pony back from attacking the guy (fair)

- (modern) Someone show the curtis brothers Steven universe sobs

- The curtis brothers have dimples and smile lines and other facial things. like Darry has crows feet and pony has worry lines on his forehead because I think it’s cool and I have those even though I am like. Young.

- What if Dallas had an older brother or someone that’s like how he is to Johnny but to Dallas and that person died and then his mom died and he hated his dad and had no reason to stay in New York so he left

- I just painted my nails with random ass old nail polish I found and every nail is a different color and I think that’s something cherry would do

- Pony, soda, and twobit are all double jointed in different areas of their body and they’ll just do shit to creep the rest of the guys out, especially dally and darry

- Dally is fine with gore n shit irl but cant handle weird body contorsions

- Johnny will randomly say the most horrifying things like “doesn’t everyone wish they could go to sleep and not wake up” and it just traumatizes ponyboy. Twobit is also like this but a bit more goofy. Pony ends up doing the same thing post-book but says it to sound like it’s a joke like two bit and when people tell him to stop he’s like “it’s true tho🧍🏽‍♂️”

- Since dally is so pale, he gets “red” so goddamn easily but he looks more pink. Every time he feels too much of any emotion, he’s pink. If it’s too hot he’s pink. Two bit makes fun of him for this and has been punched in the face at least twice for it. Pony is the same but that mf turns like BRIGHT red

- One sided dalbit bc Dallas is fucking aromantic but it’s funny for giggles and shits cuz twobitch just keeps embarrassing himself trying to flirt (vox and alastor core) (someone make a fic about this cries sobs)

- (Modern perchance) Pony is in like advanced classes n shit but fucking hates it. He’s still good at it and will cry if he gets a bad grade, but he doesn’t like it

- (Modern) Pony fucking hates Miguel O’Hara and is absolutely positively disgusted bc like half his friends simp so hard over that man (may or may not be based on me) (it is)

- two bit unironically believes so many conspiracy theories and spreads it to pony and Johnny

- I randomly made mozzarella sticks rn on a whim and soda would 100% impulse make food all the time and just figure out the recipe himself. It’s usually decent.

- Pony loves back to school season but hates actually going back. Like he likes the idea of going back to school and getting new school supplies, but within like, two days, he hates all his classes besides English

- Soda will burst out singing out a lot no matter where he is. Even at night. You can’t stop him (me)

- Rip sodapop you would’ve LOVED musical theater sobs

[therealtwobitmatthews]

Hola twobitch how are you today

Fine ig🙉🙉

[mikeyslifeondisplay]

This, clearly, must be in reference to my mother #drama #twobitches #catfight #ugh #shade #parentalunit #horoscope #zodiac #aquarius

[classicrockjunkie16]

Purly new years hc

-they celebrate at the Curtis house

-and the whole gang is there 

-Curly and Pony try to sneak off to get some alone time but every time they get caught

-Elvis is BLASTING through the house to make sure nobody falls asleep

-but Pony does anyways and the whole gang is counting down then Curly just kisses him while he is still asleep

-he woke up for a second but just rolled over and went back to sleep

-Two-bit was sooo drunk

-he fell asleep on the kitchen floor

-Darry let everyone spend the night as long as they went to bed so everyone did

-well almost everyone

-Pony woke up about 5 minutes after everyone went to bed and he was hungry 

-so he went into the kitchen and tripped on Two-bit and he woke everyone up

-and then Darry came out of his bedroom and yelled at everyone

I know it’s June and we are nowhere close to New Years but go away

[askwhathasthiscometo]

Sirius Black & Marlene McKinnon 🔮

@callmegoddaddy

[rumble-aint-a-rumble-without-me]

then two walks in covered in paint saying “okay guys i got the bleach, dar will never kno-“

darry just turns like 🙂🙃🔪 and then theres a pt 2 to the og vid of darry chasing all three of them around the house screaming about “ILL BLEACH YOUR EYES OUT HIW ABOUT THAT TWOBITCH HUH?” and dal, steve, and johnny are like 🧍 and sodas snickering as he films

The part 3 is Reader and Two assuring the followers that everyone is still alive :D

Technically? The account is Reader’s, they’re the one who set it up. But each video usually has at least one of the boys. Occasionally the Shepards make appearances too!

[therealdarrelcurtis]

Lets kiss- TwoBitch

@twobitanon is this you?

[timcurlyshepard]

Wait what urls do you have saved?

bold means that they’re canon

2bitmathews

angela-shepard

angelash3pard

angelashep (other blog)

angelashepards

bobbysheldon

bryondouglas

buck-merrill

buckmerrill

carlosshepard

cathy-carlson

cherryval

curlyboy

curlysh3pard

curlyshepherd

curlyshpard

curlytimshepard

dallasvvinston

dallywlnston

darrellcurtis

darrelshaynnecurtis

darrylcurtis

jcnnycade

keith-mathews

keithmatthews

masonmccormick

pepsicurtis

randyaderson

riverkings

rvmblefish

shepardfamily

sodapatcurtis

sodapopatrick

steverandel

tamingthestarrunner

texmcormick

thedx

timandcurlyshepard

timcurlyangela

timsh3pard

timshep

twobit-mathews

twobitch

[memory-bees]

♪ twobitch

King Of Clowns - Neil Sedaka “Here I come, the king of clowns, As I hide behind a smile and paint the town. Though I cry since you're gone, You'll never know because the show must go on.“

My Plea - Jack Stauber “I'm not trying to bug you babe But I just got mugged today And I need some money to buy candy bars“

Witches - Good Kid “A narrative waste of patches and light We grew up in the suburbs then we cut all our ties Now just take a look at this through Gwyllion eyes“

[jamallray]

IM ABOUT TO FLOOD THE CITY 🌃 NEW MUSIC ON THE WAY 💨 SONG📀: Foreign BY @jamall_ray FT @officialmikeypolo 🤘🏾🐍🦋🔥 Prodby🎹: @nickpricebeats #jamallray #officialmikeypolo #mikeypolo #music #musicvideo #musicproducer #triller #trillervids #trillergeneration #drake #showlove #share #sharethis #sharethispost #sharethisvideo #slatt🐍 #twobitches #foreign #nyc #atl #atlanta #newyork #newyorkcity #boston #dmv (at Tokyo, Japan) https://www.instagram.com/p/B3KGcEhh9jC/?igshid=1dhlqg5wwwkbz

[1kiasample]

#followme #kiasample #soundcloud #youtube #youtubelive #iRap #twobitches #tenhoes

[nestitelevision]

#mobbin #nowthatsmacniphicent #alltyewaylive #hefromthebay #hastobe #whenidie #buryme #nextto #twobitches

[classicrockjunkie16]

Two-bit being chaotic

-HE BET STEVE 5 BUCKS TO SLAP TIM’S ASS

-”I wonder where ducks come from”

-passed out DRUNK IN THE CURTIS’S BATHTUB

-”hey buck tOOth billy”

-”hey Ponygay I may be drunk as a skunk but at least I know where babies come from”

-”DONT TOUCH MY SON I WILL THROW HANDS YOU CRUSTY FUCKER”

-has an elf tattoo dedicated to Dallas

[jlv198807]

#drseuss #onebitch #twobitch #deadbitch #newbitch I'm Going To Hell For Laughing At This! 😂🤣 🔥😈😩 (at Cambridge, Illinois) https://www.instagram.com/p/BnGBdqhF3QP/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=d7jrglibog18

[charlottewinslow]

[sodapopfrickincurtis]

tWOBITCH MATHEWS I SWEAR TO GOD I’LL POUR ALL YOUR BEER DOWN THE SINK IF YOU DONT STOP

I’m so fucking tired of waiting around for carbonated milk to be in stores