Sometimes annoying your bratty husband with silly gifts will cause him to bluescreen unintentionally. It's fine, though. Just take advantage of his touch starvation with cuddles to override the issue. Any biting and hissing that follows is totally normal. You may then proceed with your usual goofy antics of sticking tape onto the end of his tail when he's not looking, no doubt leading to the massacre of half your followers. :]
Anyway.
I can't be the only one convinced that Narinder hates having stuff around his wrists after finally being freed. I Can Not.
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Hmm. Let’s think abt tjem and how funny their dynamic could be. Stemcell and Beautiful Blonde that is kindof a freak - walk with me here,,,
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i ask myself,,, "how many times can i read the post-mountain jeraskier break-up scene in similar variations that has geralt groveling a bit and it's called the divorce era?" it's probably,,, hundreds of fanfics.
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I have a type:
Abandoned by their families,
Left to fend for themselves,
Have a fake birthday,
In love with their older brothers,
Will do anything for them,
Including LEAVING FOR FOUR YEARS,
Buy sentimental pieces of jewelry
Cheers to my sloppy drunks
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