#two different people

[trentione]

june october

via @ england

[we-r-robin]

Modern Batman: NO! YOU CAN’T KILL THE JOKER. [Something something] No one deserves to die!

Old Batman: Ha ,that guy just died. He got what was coming to him. Off to kill my next villain!

[soulinkpoetry]

We’re from two different worlds.

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[azuremallone]

[blodeuweddschild]

Are you 🫵 selling blue nose friends teddies on Vinted? Have you 🫵 had someone order a teddy from you? Have you 🫵 decided to be a cunt and not send it? If this is you 🫵 go fuck yourself!

[light-fogs]

“Your taste in men is terrible start dating women”

The women: “I like men who look like they smell bad”

“You’re sexy in a wet rat kinda way”

[mr-se-ro-to-nin]

Ain’t no way I’ve just realised Dylan o’Brian plays stiles AND thomas.

They literally two separate ends of the spectrum.

Going looney.

[thatwritererinoriordan]

I hate that my brain keeps mixing up JFK and JKR. For a brief moment I thought a podcast was asking me to learn about the assassination of Joanne Kathleen Rowling.

[fuckedliar]

Y’all someone give Liz a hypocrite award, cause Caroline is weak for Nick. Liz is out here on Patrick ( @americanedpsycho ) like a flame on gasoline.

[soulinkpoetry]

One who lives to take care of others and one who I keep for myself .

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[whatiseeonpinterest]

[wilmaslittleflower]

wilma with a little who loves bluey?!

Ooooo I’m so excited for this one!!!

So obviously she puts it on all the time, like she already knows you want to watch it while you eat and color. And she also gets you a Bluey coloring book! So it’s just so fun and exciting!!!

I think she also gets you a blanket of your favorite character (mines bingo… love bingo.) and maybe even if she can, find a paci for you that has that character on it- (can you tell I’ve thought about this…)

She all in all loves watching it with you because she can’t lie, it is entertaining. And watching your eyes, full of excitement as you watch and laugh at what was on the screen, she couldn’t be happier. As long as you were happy. She was too.

Ps Wilma’s favorite character I feel like is calypso or socks….

[axle-hates-zucchini]

There are 2 different types of people

[fishyfishyfishtimes]

It's always so weird to come down from the biology heavens to see what the average person believes about animals, plants, ecosystems, just the world around them. I don't even mean things that one simply doesn't know because they've never been told or things that are confusing, I'm talking about people who genuinely do not see insects as animals. What are you saying. Every time I see a crawling or fluttering little guy I know that little guy has motivations and drive to fulfill those motivations. There are gears turning in their head! They are perceiving this world and they are drawing conclusions, they are conscious. And yet it's still a whole thing if various bugs of the world feel pain or if they are simply Instinct Machines that are Not Truly Aware of Anything At All????? Help!!!!!! How can you look at a little guy and think he is just the macroscopic animal version of a virus

[anniee-leee]

[morganbritton132]

Robin: *fighting a goon*

Goon: Stop! Stop, I quit. I give up.

Robin: Really?

Goon: Yes. Just tie me up for the police.

Robin:

Robin: Give me six dollars.

Goon: What?

Robin, in a fighting stance: Give me six dollars for the book fair or I’ll beat you up. Again.

Goon: *can’t believe they were just getting their ass kicked by a toddler in go-go boots*

Goon: I only got a ten

Robin: Deal.

Batman: *makes him give the money back*