#two chainz

[erik-powery-for-america]

2 Chainz - Vi-agra (Official Audio)

[veworteach]

Tell me how to play chainz two reload

#TELL ME HOW TO PLAY CHAINZ TWO RELOAD UPDATE#

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Manual ADB Command Methodīefore SideQuest implemented the 90Hz setting, which simplified the process, this was the original method which uses ADB commands:ģ. You can disable 90Hz by repeating the process above but pressing the Default of 72Hz buttons instead. If you turn the headset off and on again, it will revert to 72Hz and you will have to go back to SideQuest and press the 90Hz button again. Upping the refresh rate to 90Hz did not seem to have a positive impact on Solaris: Offworld Combat, for example, and if anything may have caused more variability in its performance. However, generally speaking, this may be dependent on whether an app is already ’90Hz-Ready’ or not. Games should now be running at a higher 90Hz refresh rate - we tested and confirmed that it works at a stable 90fps for both Echo VR and Beat Saber. Press the power button on the Quest once to turn the screen off, then once more to turn it back on. Click the 90Hz button under ‘Refresh Rate’, pictured below.ĥ. Press the ‘Device Settings & Tools’ button, represented by a spanner, in the top right of the SideQuest toolbarĤ.

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Connect your Quest to your PC via the USB cord and confirm the headset is connected to SideQuestģ. Once that’s all sorted, here’s how you enable 90Hz for apps:Ģ. Check out our article on sideloading on Quest and follow all the instructions in the ‘Initial Setup’ section - enable developer mode, installing SideQuest and enabling debugging between your computer and Quest 2. If you’ve never sideloaded anything onto your Quest 2 before, there are a few first-time setup steps that you need to do before enabling 90Hz. Make sure you also have a USB cord to connect the Quest to your computer - any USB A to C cord (or C to C, if your computer supports it) should work. You’ll need an Oculus Quest 2 - to our best knowledge, this method will not work on the original Quest. Let us know which apps work for you in the comments below.

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However, not all apps have been this proactive and so the instructions below may not work for an app that has yet to update their app in preparation of the official 90Hz release. This ensures that the apps will be able officially run at the higher refresh rate as soon as the feature is officially enabled. Many Quest developers have proactively updated their apps to make them ’90Hz-ready’, such as Echo Arena, Superhot and Virtual Desktop. The method has also been confirmed by Virtual Desktop developer Guy Godin on Reddit. However, as may other Redditors have pointed out, the process of enabling 90Hz is not exclusive to Echo Arena, and should work for many other games as well. It has since been posted to r/OculusQuest by a player from the community. The process was first outlined by an Ready at Dawn developer in the Echo Games community Discord looking for people to test 90Hz mode on Echo Arena.

[respectthepetty]

do you happen to have any other bls with toxic kings up your sleeve? i’m as giddy as you when it comes to ming! i’m newer to bls, so there’s a good chance i haven’t seen whatever you suggest.

Anon, I have an entire roster of toxic characters because

I LOVE TOXIC BITCHES!

Like 2 Chainz rapped on one of my favorite songs, "I love bad bitches, that's my fuckin' problem" which is why I HATE when a story won't allow characters to be toxic. Like we all know the character IS toxic, but the story keeps telling us he isn't that bad or he is only that bad because reasons. Regardless of the reasons, the character is a bad bitch so why not just let him fucking own it, which is truly the reason Only Friends pissed me off so much.

Case and point, my favorite characters were Ray and Nick. Ray was calling Sand a whore every two seconds and throwing money at him, while Nick was recording non-consexual sex tapes, yet the narrative wanted me to think they were just sad dudes who were slightly problematic.

NAH! Nick straight up said he was trash! THEY WERE TOXIC just like everyone else in that damn show!

Which is why I liked Kang in Dangerous Romance because I don't feel like the narrative eased up on his toxicity. In fact, I feel like the story said Sailom was into it with that master/servant scene at the very end.

So in order for me to love a toxic character, they must 1) be considered toxic by the story, and 2) stay toxic, so I'm going to give you a list of ten of my favorites, but know that spoilers are coming your way too. Also know that I do not recommend anything, ever, so these are not recommendations. These are merely my favorite toxicitos.

Mis tóxicos favoritos

presented in no particular order

Todd - Not Me

This man had his lover (it's canon to me) beat into a coma. Then, he went and grabbed that man's twin brother and made him take on his lover's persona all so he could overthrow his competition and be the number one evil capitalist. And then, AND THEN, he was excited to see his lover, Black, return even though he knew that meant he was probably going to die. Honestly, his entire relationship with Black was toxic, and I desperately need more of it. Not Me 2: Blackout when? WHEN, GMMTV?!

Rio & Kido - The Novelist Series

Rio blew Kido in front of an old man in broad daylight, so they could get a book deal. That's just one of the many fucked up things these two did together, but they were even worse apart. Rio lied to a college student for months about his arm being injured and writing pornographic novels just to turn on the college student and fuck him because . . . he was bored? It's deeper than that, but it kinda ain't. Rio and Kido did toxic shit to feel alive and that's my special brand of toxic. I will never make excuses for them. I like them this way.

Yai - Big Dragon

The very beginning of this show, as in the very first scene, is Yai and Mangkorn having sex AFTER Yai drugged Mangkorn in hopes of sexually assaulting him and recording it. AND MANGKORN IS INTO IT! Yai tries to steal Mangkorn's phone and ruin his life too, but Mangkorn is so in love with Yai, that he is willing to play along with whatever Yai does including fighting Yai. This is one of my favorite BLs for a multitude of reasons, but the biggest is because instead of trying to tame Yai, Mangkorn just decided to match his toxic energy! I love that for them.

Songpol - Club Friday

Bank plays toxic very well, which is why he has two characters on this list, even though this show isn't technically a BL. Club Friday is already a hot mess express, so to be the most toxic character in a show filled with toxic characters means that Songpol was TOK-SICK! He cheated on his boyfriend with multiple men. When his boyfriend left him for a woman, he showed up outside of that woman's house calling her a whore. He then went to their wedding just so he could fuck his ex in a bathroom (on his wedding day). He continued to hook up with his ex, and sent a video to his ex's wife of them having sex, only for her to tell him to move into the house and continue having sex with her husband! AND THAT'S ONLY THE SECOND EPISODE! He was serving telenovela villain, and I want him back.

Vegas - KinnPorsche

The scene: Vegas' beloved hedgehog has just died and he has carried out a tiny funeral for him while the bodyguard he has been holding hostage AND TORTURING comforts him, but instead of sitting in that grief, Vegas tells the bodyguard that the bodyguard is probably turned on by seeing Vegas weak, then proceeds to fuck him. Skipping over the fact that Vegas drugged Porsche, killed Tawan, got Big and Ken murdered by extension, and a plethora of other horrible shit, Vegas was a HUGE red flag from the very beginning, and I wanted him to choke me so badly. *bites knuckles*

Charn - Laws of Attraction

He had his reasons, but the story and his husband didn't let that be an excuse for his toxic behavior. He tried burning down Tinn's house, with Tinn and his grandmother in it, and Tinn was very upset about it. Not enough to not sleep with Charn, but enough to get his point across that if Charn wanted to burn something down, he needed to focus on burning down the oppressive heteronormative government, so we could all have basic human rights. Toxic, but for the cause.

Chalothon - The Sign

I knew he was a problem because the way he handled his patients, but he truly proved how toxic he was when he told Phaya he would kill Tharn before letting Phaya have him. I'm mad that the show made him good in the last episode, with most of if being off-screen, but I'll always remember how he committed psychological warfare on Phaya for eleven episodes in hopes of making Phaya seem crazy, and actually made Tharn, Phaya's soulmate, question Phaya's sanity.

Mol - 180 Degree Longitude Passes Through Us

The only woman on this list and she isn't even queer. That's how toxic this chick was that she made it on a this list being a heterosexual, which was a major part of her toxicity. She is a top-tier gaslighter to her son. She doesn't actually consider Inn her friend. She uses feminist rhetoric to be homophobic. She manipulates every situation in her favor by using tears. I could write a list just about her being lead paint toxic, but the most fucked up part is that she got to ride off into the sunset with her son in the passenger seat being miserable, which is what she wanted. No other BL parent could reach her level. Korn and Gun from KinnPorsche exist, yet this woman would eat them alive without hesitation, then go throw a party for herself. She really is that bitch.

Yong Jie - HIStory 4: Close to You

I'm not going to bullshit around him being a whole ass problem. This motherfucker is the most controversial pick on this list, and I am well aware of why he is hated by the people, but the story told us he was the devil. The show treated everything he did like stalking, physical assault, and sexual assault as horrible, and he got knocked out for it. HIStory 4 is my favorite BL, ever, and part of it is because the story let this toxic motherfucker BE toxic. I love how much I hate him, and I love how much the story allows me to hate him.

So - House of Stars

This show was a mess, so I was not expecting this man to come out as THE toxic king to rule over every other toxic character. What made him so toxic is that I had no idea just how toxic he was until the exact moment I realized it, and that's why he is one of my favorites. He was sneaky. He was playing everyone against each other. He was letting the bodies stack up. He was Tan from Dead Friend Forever without anyone figuring out he was Tan. One person realized part of his plan, but even then, that person was not aware of how committed to the bit So was. This smile was the very last scene of the show, and it really proved that this boy ruined everyone's lives only to walk out of it completely unbothered. You know, king shit.

[tinydefector]

What if we show to the bots the band Cybertronic Spree ?

I think they would LOVE it !!!

I'm rather ashamed to say it, but I don't keep up with lot of modern music so I had to go look these up and listen too.

(Me after looking up these)

:O

Omg, omg cybertronic Spree is fucking wicked holy shit!. I could definitely see the bots watching this and then deciding they are going to make a band and cover human songs. But I could also see them watching and them having a full-blown fangirl moment. "By primus! Did they make a costume of me !?!?" And they would start sobbing in delight. Ask if they could leave comments asking the band to cover different songs they like.

And woah, TWRP also found out that they and Dan Avidan actually sing a favourite of mine, which is Starlight Brigade. But humans touch sounds very much like it's meant to be five nights at Freddy's song, and it's wicked. But I'll also add a Spotify link of songs I can see the lost light listening to over the speakers. I'd recommend shuffling this playlist

But alot of cybertronians happen to very much like

- TWRP

- Cybertronic spree

- Daft Punk

- Scandroid

- Night runner

- mystery skulls

- Smash into pieces.

Now onto so bots and their favourites songs out of the playlist. Time for my wheel spinner. Giving each character between 1-3 songs. I didn't get to doing every bot and this is a mix and not everyone is part of the lost light but enjoy the human songs I believe each of the bots like.

Ratchet: what you know: two door cinema club, little talks: of monster and men,

Drift: nightcall: Kavinsky, turn: the wombats, neo-tokyo: Scandroid.

Rodimus: I'm still here: John Rzeznik, running away from home: smash into pieces,

Blaster: pour some sugar on me: Def Leppard, harder, better, faster, stronger: daft punk, money for nothing: dire straits.

Jazz: The man: The killers, turbo lover: Judas Priest, walk this way: areosmith.

Swerve: Butterfly: Crazy town, lifestyle of the rich and famous: good Charlotte, drunk Arcade: Bombs away. /

Starscream: Mad world: Smash into pieces cover, toxic Brittany Spears,

Beachcomber: spend it: Peking duk, electric Feel: MGMT,

Brainstorm: writing on the walls: Scandroid, Derezzed: Daft punk,

Whirl: 19-2000: Gorillaz, brutal: Olivia Rodrigo, 18+: scene Queen.

Blurr: we own it: 2 chainz & Wiz Khalifa, I ran: bowling for soup, Tokyo drift: Teriyaki Boyz.

Moonracer: Shut up and drive: Rihanna,

Swindle: Money: lime cordiale, kickstart my heart: motley crew, robbery: Lime cordiale.

Red Alert: Arcadia: smash into pieces, the less I know the better: tame impala,

Bumblebee: if you ever leave I'mcoming with you: the wombats,

Tarn: tainted love: soft cell,

Pharma: losing my mind: Mystery skulls,

Megatron: life: Neffex, Empire of steel: Essenger,

Rung: lanterns: birds of Tokyo, starlight Brigade: TWRP,

Kup: Fortunate son: creedance Clearwater revival,

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[sxrvice]

cater.

lucas lee x (trans) todd ingram

wc: 3k

warnings: i haven't written in almost 2 years PUHLEASE bare wit me, breeding, cunnilingus, unprotected sex, cream pie,

i used the song "Cater" by Tink & 2 Chainz <3 love that song, i also have to give applause to thelovelyruin for giving me the motivation to write this shit - love her choso x yn stuff its great so go check her out

You’ve been on your grind and the way you shine, I’m fallin’ in love.

Lucas and Todd had been messing around with each other for about a month now, behind the scenes of everything. After his job in the movie industry went to hell, Lucas decided to focus on his skate company. Todd, on the other hand, ditched TCAD. He said fuck it to everything, and he was okay with that. The black-haired man spoiled Todd rotten with cologne and jewelry - Anything Todd asked for, he got it. The blond was attached to Lucas and didn’t plan on leaving anytime soon, not because of the money, but because he truly felt like Lucas cared about him. Todd loved him. Was head over heels for that man. Despite that fact… That Todd was harboring a secret from his boyfriend. 

Swallow my pride, no one alive is gonna separate us.

The two were lying on the couch together. Todd was on his back while Lucas was atop him. The blonde played with his noir locks.

“Babe,” Lucas called. Todd looked down.

“What’s up?”

“I.. Have a question.”

“That being?” One of Todd’s brows raised.

“So.. You know how we’ve been together for a month?”

“Yeah…?”

“A-and I’m curious as to why we haven’t fucked yet.”

Todd looked down at Lucas with his eyes wide and mouth slightly agape. He felt his heart begin to pump harder and harder.

‘What the hell do I say?!’ Todd’s breathing got heavier and heavier. 

“I.. I… Get off. Please.” 

Lucas slid off of Todd, looking at the blonde with a concerned face. 

“What’s wrong? Was it something I said?” Lucas’ hand went to Todd’s, to which the vegan pulled away and set it on his lap.

“I - It’s difficult.”

“How difficult? We’ve gone through some things, sure but-”

“I don’t want to talk about it, okay?”

Sit on your lap, I massage your back anytime you had a long day.

Lucas felt awful. Todd had been acting off ever since Lucas asked why they hadn’t gotten intimate in the time they’d spent together. He didn’t want Todd to think his body was the only thing on Lucas’ mind. Swallowing his pride that felt like a brick in his throat, he went into their gigantic shared bedroom. Todd lay there on the bed, back turned to the door. He flipped over slowly as his almond eyes met Lucas’ dark ones.

“Lucas?” 

“It’s me, babe. Look, I-I’m sorry about what I said earlier, okay?”

Todd nodded.

“It’s fine. I know you didn’t mean anything by it”

The blonde looked at him with such a sweet face. 

“Here how about this - I know chicks like it n’ all, but how about a massage? Does that sound nice?”

“Do I have to undress?”

“Well, no, but-”

“Okay then. Sure.”

I’ma kiss your neck, and I’m at my best when I got you standing right here.

The lights were dimmed, and Todd’s shirt was lifted a bit so Lucas could put his big hands to work. The black-haired man kneaded the blonde’s back, taking in every little dip and moe that dotted his tanned skin. His back was soft, like a chick, free from the scruffy hair. Lucas adored that. He loved everything about him. The palms of his hands pushed down and Todd let out a squeak and then a sigh.

“Hit a good spot?” Lucas chuckled.

“Mhm..”

“Good.”

Lucas continued his ministration, pulling out noises from Todd’s mouth constantly. “Feels so good, Luke..” Todd whispered. Lucas grinned.

“I bet it does, your back is so tense.”

“I wonder why…”

It only took a few more moments. Just a few. 

“Luke..” Todd turned his body just enough so that the two could make eye contact.

“Yeah?”

“Kiss me.”

I’ma cater to you. You’re the man of my dreams, I wanna fulfill all your needs, oh yeah.

Lucas had pulled Todd on top of him, setting him on Lucas’ lap. The black-haired man had put his warm hands on Todd’s waist.

“So little..” His hands rubbed up and down. Todd giggled.

“Tickles..!”

“Oh. Sorry.”

“It’s okay.”

“Kiss me, Lucas. Kiss me.” Todd’s eyes seemed to sparkle, like stars twinkling in the dark sky. 

Lucas nodded and closed the space between them. Todd’s lips were so plush and soft, comforting, it felt like home. Lucas could feel himself growing in his pants. Their lips moved in harmony - This kiss was fucking unreal. Todd pulled away, looking at him with half-lidded eyes, burning with his undying love. Lucas looked into them, those deep, dark, bottomless pits. He relished in them.

‘God, if I’m dreamin’, don’t fuckin’ wake me up!’ 

Todd closed the space between them this time. It was rough and desperate. The blonde’s fingers went to Lucas’ hair and gripped it. He couldn’t get enough, not yet. Not now. This was all he wanted. Fuck TCAD. Fuck Ramona. Fuck Envy. And most of all, fuck Wallace Wells!

I admire your hustle. Stay in your duffle.

Their tongues fought for dominance. Lucas liked Todd’s struggle. His tongue was smaller than Lucas’, by a lot. But that was okay. He loved how everything on Todd was small despite him being tall. Well, smaller to Lucas. By this point, his dick was rock solid. It was so hard it hurt. Todd felt the familiar ache of arousal. It shot butterflies into his tummy, feeling so good. But so painful. He wanted Lucas. He wanted it bad. Todd snapped back into reality.

“Wait - Wait. I-I’m not sure about this anymore…” Todd whimpered out. 

Lucas stared at him. All that was on his mind was how beautiful Todd looked with his face all flushed and pink, blonde hair all messy and sticking to his face.

“Okay. Talk to me, babe. I’m tired of you bein’ all mysterious and keeping secrets.”

Todd’s heart began to pound. The anxiety rose again.

“I- I.. Lucas I..” Todd looked down. He felt guilty. He felt so shameful.

“Todd.. Whatever it is, I won’t judge you for it. It’s okay.” Lucas’ voice was soothing and he meant every word. Todd nodded, taking a deep breath.

“Okay.. W-well… Well..” His voice wobbled.

Lucas put his hand atop Todd’s. That helped a bit.

“Look.. I feel really bad for keeping this a secret for so long…” Todd began to lift his shirt up. Lucas watched eagerly. Then it came. Todd had these two huge scars under his pecs. Lucas’ head tilted to the side, clear confusion written on his face.

“What? You’ve got two cool ass scars under your pecs? Why would that make me leave you?”

Todd’s face broke into a soft smile, a giggle leaving him.

“No, no you… Luke. I’m trans.” 

“Wait. You’re trans?” Todd’s face shrunk.

“Yyyess…?”

“Cool. It ain’t gonna make me love you any less. So what, you went from a chick to a dude? That’s cool. But, honestly, whatever. You’re mine and mine alone and nothin’ is gonna change that fact.” 

“Oh.”

“You still wanna feel good?”

Todd nodded.

“Are you sure you don’t care about me not being a… Biological guy?”

Lucas peered at him. He smirked.

“Pshh. Whatever.”

I like your skin on the tip of my tongue. Kick it like Air Jordan one’s.

Lucas twiddled with Todd’s nipples, enjoying every moan that jumped from his chest. Lucas leaned down and latched onto one of his pretty pink nubs in his mouth, swirling his tongue around it.

“Oh, oh!” The blonde whined.

Lucas pulled back and began to mark up the blonde's chest, neck, collarbone - You name it. Todd gasped and yelped with every bite. It hurt. But it hurt so good.

“Luke - I…”

Lucas pulled back, beginning to mess with his nipples again by pinching them softly between his fingers. 

“You what?”

“Touch me. There.”

“There?’

‘There, Lucas. There.”

Todd took one of Lucas’ hands, leading it down from his chest, down his tummy, and onto his clothed pussy.

“Please.”

Thought about you this morning, you look at me too long and that make me horny.

With every pump of Lucas’ thick fingers in Todd’s wet cavern, another noise left the blonde. He bit his lip and closed his eyes, laying his head back on Lucas’ shoulder.

“Lord - God, oh my god…” 

“You like that, huh?” Lucas purred into Todd’s ear.

“Yes, yes!”

Lucas pushed his fingers in further, making Todd’s back arch. He scissored his fingers to open Todd’s entrance up further, prepping him nicely. Whining and mewling filled the room, bouncing off the walls. For Lucas, though, the moans were reverberating inside his dome.

He pulled his fingers out and Todd whined, opening his eyes and looking at him.

“Why’d you stop?”

“‘Cause. I wanna eat your pussy.”

The butterflies went through him again.

“No one’s ever done that before… Are you sure?”

The skateboarder pulled the vegan into a kiss. Sweet, genuine kiss.

“Of course I’m sure.” 

With his legs up and over Lucas’ shoulder, Todd admired the man between his thighs with a hazy expression. He felt overwhelmed, but in a way that felt too good to let go of. Lucas, on the other hand, was ogling Todd’s lower half. Everything about it was just so… Mesmerizing. He began to plant soft kisses on Todd’s inner thighs, sometimes leaving a mark for decoration. 

“Don’t tease me, Luke…”

A breathy chuckle left Lucas.

“Why not? That’s the best part about sex, babe.” His hand began to rub his hand on Todd’s outer thigh.

“Ugh…” The blonde’s head fell back.

Lucas chuckled again before continuing to plant kisses.

Until he didn’t.

Lucas’ hot tongue swiped Todd’s sopping cunt, making the vegan yelp and close his thighs around the skateboarder’s head. Lucas found that to be incredibly hot. He then licked Todd’s pussy slowly. Agonizingly slow, but it was a good way to get Todd used to the feeling. His moans were like music to Lucas’ ears, and he craved more. He pulled his mouth away from the vegan’s pussy.

“I need’ja to open up your legs, ‘kay?”

Todd obeyed, his shy gaze meeting Lucas’.

“Good boy.”

Todd’s eyes widened and he felt his pussy throb at Lucas’ praise. He spread his legs further.

“Oh?”

“J-just… Go back down on me.”

“You’re missin’ a word there, sweetie.”

“...Please.”

“There ya go.”

This time, Lucas had wrapped his arms on the underside of Todd’s thick thighs, his hands set on the upper part of the thighs. Now, they were locked in place. Todd was stuck and would have to be at the mercy of Lucas’ tongue. Speaking of - Lucas went to town on the poor guy. He’d suck on his pearl, picking up the pace with his tongue, flicking it. He would tease Todd’s entrance with the tip of his tongue before shoving the hot muscle into the blonde. His taste was better than the finest of wine.

I’ma cater to you.

By this point, the sheets underneath the two were soaked with Todd’s juices. Lucas ripped so many orgasm’s out of the blonde that they both had lost count. 

“Hah - Lucas, please! S’too much - Oh!”

“Ouuu, if this is too much for you I don’t know if you’ll survive this dick, babe.” Lucas snorted at his reply.

“Ha ha, you find - Fffuck!” Todd’s sentence ended abruptly when the two fingers that had been working inside of him pushed up and hit a sensitive spot. One of them - But not the one.

“Oh, for fucks sake, Lucas, please! I want - No, need you! I’ve been good long enough, please?!” That plea was enough to flip a switch in the brute's head. He pulled his fingers out of the vegan, wiping them on the sheets. The clinking of a belt filled the room beside Todd’s panting. 

Off came the shirt. 

Then the pants.

Then the boxers.

And holy fuck was he huge. 

Todd gawked at Lucas’ cock. It had to be like… 9 inches, 10 maybe, all he knew was that the thing was ginormous and had zero hope it was gonna fit in his kitty kat. (Love what I did there, huh?)

“Like what’cha see, huh?” Lucas’ voice had snapped Todd out of his trance.

“I mean y-yeah but.. It’s huge!” 

“Mmm.. But it makes for more pleasure.”

I’m so glad to call this mine. I’d do anything to prove what you mean to me.

Todd hissed in pain when Lucas pushed past his puffy folds and into him. The pain of being stretched was unlike any other pain he’d felt before, and the only way he knew how to try and take his mind off of it was biting his lip and gripping the sheets.

Whimpers escaped the blonde, pitiful whimpers.

“You okay, babe?”

“No - No, it hurts, Luke..”

Lucas pecked Todd’s cheek.

“I know. But, you’re doin’ great. This your first time?”

Todd rolled his eyes and chuckled.

“Funny you ask that now..”

Lucas laughed softly.

“I’m just trying to make a little convo while you get used to me!”

The blonde smiled.

“Thanks. But, no, this isn’t. I… Got a little wild with a fan after a show and well… Yeah.”

“Oh. Eh, it’s not like I haven’t done that either.”

Their conversation soon ended because of Lucas continuing to push into Todd further, which made the man under him shriek. “Burns…!”

“I know, I know.” Lucas attempted to calm down Todd, peppering kiss over his face. “I know, but you’re doing such a good job. But if it hurts too bad, we can sto-”

“No, no! I-I want to do this with you, Lucas.. I’m not used to it is all.”

Todd gazed up at Lucas. His eyes spoke for him. The sincerity in his eyes, the trust - It was all there. Lucas nodded before continuing to push in.

Deeper and deeper until Lucas’ hips met Todd’s.

“You did it, babe. So proud..” He lent down and caputured Todd’s lips with his.

As he pulled back, Todd’s eyes fluttered open to look up at Lucas.

“M’so full Luke…”

“Sure are.” Lucas cackled, which made the blonde giggle a little.

“Let me know when it’s okay to move, ‘kay?”

“‘Kay.”

It only took 3 minutes. 3 minutes before Todd gave his permission to Lucas that he could move. The thrusts were soft and slow, Todd mewled from the sparks of pleasure that shot from his pussy and into his head. Never knew missionary could feel so amazing. 

“Oh, fuck you feel amazing…” Lucas groaned.

Lucas began to gradually speed up, their skin slapping beginning to resound in their room. Todd’s eyes opened and closed, he couldn’t decide to focus on how Lucas looked fucking his pussy or to focus on how good he felt. It was all too much. Lucas set his hand on Todd’s lower abdomen, thrusting in him hard enough to where he could feel the head of his cock poke the palm of his hand. A smirk went across his face as Todd made a surprised yelp.

“Didn’t know I could do that, huh?”

Todd shook his head.

“Ya do now.”

They went from slow and sweet, to rough-in-fuckin’-tuff. Lucas had flipped Todd over minutes prior into doggy and was going ham on him. Todd’s back was arched and he held a pillow with

his face stuffed into it, but even the fluffy pillow could stifle his deafening moans. Tears rolled down his face from the pleasure he felt when Lucas pulled himself out and shoved back in. A loud “SMACK!” went off when Lucas had smacked the hell out of Todd’s fat ass, leaving a red handprint in its wake. A loud groan left the blonde underneath him. Lucas chuckled.

“Oh? You like that?”

Todd nodded into the pillow. Lucas wasn’t having that.

“Nuh-uh. You gotta tell me you like it. Use your words.”

Todd pulled his head up, moans spilling out his mouth before he spoke.

“Y-yeah!”

“You mind if I pull your hair?” He was rough but he still cared.

“No - Ah! - No!”

One of Lucas’ hands went to his pretty blond hair and gripped it, beginning to buck into Todd quicker.

“Fuck, M’gonna cum!” 

That sounded like heaven to Lucas. To have his drop-dead gorgeous boyfriend’s pussy spasm and contract around his dick was true heaven. 

“Cum, cum on my dick, baby.”

Lucas pulled his hand out of Todd’s hair and trailed it hurriedly under Todd’s stomach, reaching his clit and rubbing it quickly which made Todd 

“Cum, y’know you wanna - Cum on my dick, babe!”

And did he cum. 

Todd cried out as he felt the white hot ecstasy shoot throughout his entire body. He babbled Lucas’ name as he came and strangled the sheets while clear liquid fell down his thighs and soaked the bed. Lucas’ continued to thrust, overstimulating Todd - But it was okay. That pain hurt so good.

Lucas felt the knot in his stomach coil as he fucked the blonde, creaky moans leaving him as he looked back at the black-haired man. 

“Shit, shit - Okay, where do you want it babe?” 

Lucas fought back his orgasm by biting his lip and looking away from Todd’s face. It tore him apart to, though, because god did that vegan hottie look hot. His eyes were hazy, face bright red and his hair stuck to his face from sweating. His jaw was slightly agape, drooling onto the bed a little. 

“In… Side..”

“What?”

“Inside!”

“But won’t that-”

“I said inside!”

Lucas chose not to question Todd anymore and locked eyes with Todd again as he felt his balls tighten and cock twitch, spilling his hot cum into Todd’s awaiting pussy. He came with a loud groan, Todd sighing happily as his boyfriend painted his walls white.

Lucas pulled out, and pulled Todd’s ass apart to see the mess they had made.

“Jeez, you’re gonna need a bath.”

Todd chuckled and rolled his eyes.

“You’d better help.”

I’ma cater to you.

After their shared shower and changing the sheets, the two were under the covers in the dark while the TV played some random movie.

“Luke?”

“Hm?”

“Thank you.”

Lucas kissed Todd’s forehead.

“You’re welcome.”

[yxamilover420]

… Psst, I see dead people

(Mustard on the beat, hoe)

… Ayy, Mustard on the beat, hoe

Deebo, any rap nigga, he a free throw

Man down, call an amberlamps, tell him, "Breathe, bro"

Nail a nigga to the cross, he walk around like Teezo

What's up with these jabroni-ass niggas tryna see Compton?

The industry can hate me, fuck 'em all and they mama

How many opps you really got? I mean, it's too many options

I'm finna pass on this body, I'm John Stockton

… Beat your ass and hide the Bible if God watchin'

Sometimes you gotta pop out and show niggas

Certified boogeyman, I'm the one that up the score with 'em

Walk him down, whole time I know he got some hoe in him

Pole on him, extort shit, bully, Death Row on him

… Say, Drake, I hear you like 'em young

You better not ever go to cell block one

To any bitch that talk to him and they in love

Just make sure you hide your lil' sister from him

They tell me Chubbs the only one that get your hand-me-downs

And PARTY at the party, playin' with his nose now

And Baka got a weird case, why is he around?

Certified Lover Boy? Certified pedophiles

… Wop, wop, wop, wop, wop, Dot, fuck 'em up

Wop, wop, wop, wop, wop, I'ma do my stuff

Why you trollin' like a bitch? Ain't you tired?

Tryna strike a chord and it's probably A-Minor

… They not like us, they not like us, they not like us

They not like us, they not like us, they not like us

… You think the Bay gon' let you disrespect Pac, nigga?

I think that Oakland show gon' be your last stop, nigga

Did Cole fouI, I don't know why you still pretendin'

What is the owl? Bird niggas and bird bitches, go

The audience not dumb

Shape the stories how you want, hey, Drake, they're not slow

Rabbit hole is still deep, I can go further, I promise

Ain't that somethin'? B-Rad stands for bitch

And you Malibu most wanted

… Ain't no law, boy, you ballboy, fetch Gatorade or somethin'

Since 2009, I had this bitch jumpin'

You niggas'll get a wedgie, be flipped over your boxers

What OVO for? The "Other Vaginal Option"? Pussy

Nigga better straighten they posture, got famous all up in Compton

Might write this for the docket, tell the pop star, "Quit hidin'"

Fuck a caption, want action, no accident, and I'm hands-on

He fuck around, get polished

… Fucked on Wayne girl while he was in jail, that's connivin'

Then get his face tatted like a bitch apologizin'

I'm glad DeRoz' came home, y'all didn't deserve him neither

From Alondra down to Central, nigga better not speak on Serena

And your homeboy need subpoena, that predator move in flocks

That name gotta be registered and placed on neighborhood watch

I lean on you niggas like another line of Wock'

Yeah, it's all eyes on me, and I'ma send it up to Pac, ayy

… Put the wrong label on me, I'ma get 'em dropped, ayy

Sweet Chin Music, and I won't pass the aux, ayy

How many stocks do I really have in stock? Ayy

One, two, three, four, five, plus five, ayy

Devil is a lie, he a 69 God, ayy

Freaky-ass niggas need to stay they ass inside, ayy

Roll they ass up like a fresh pack of 'za, ayy

City is back up, it's a must, we outside, ayy

… They not like us, they not like us, they not like us

They not like us, they not like us, they not like us

… Once upon a time, all of us was in chains

Homie still doubled down callin' us some slaves

Atlanta was the Mecca, buildin' railroads and trains

Bear with me for a second, let me put y'all on game

The settlers was usin' town folk to make 'em richer

Fast-forward, 2024, you got the same agenda

You run to Atlanta when you need a check balance

Let me break it down for you, this the real nigga challenge

… You called Future when you didn't see the club (ayy, what?)

Lil Baby helped you get your lingo up (what?)

21 gave you false street cred

Thug made you feel like you a slime in your head (ayy, what?)

Quavo said you can be from Northside (what?)

2 Chainz say you good, but he lied

You run to Atlanta when you need a few dollars

No, you not a colleague, you a fuckin' colonizer

… The family matter, and the truth of the matter

It was God's plan to show y'all the liar

… Mm

Mm-mm

He a fan, he a fan, he a fan (mm)

He a fan, he a fan, he a-

Freaky-ass nigga, he a 69 God

Freaky-ass nigga, he a 69 God

Hey, hey, hey, hey, run for your life

Hey, hey, hey, hey, run for your life

Freaky-ass nigga, he a 69 God

Freaky-ass nigga, he a 69 God

Hey, hey, hey, hey, run for your life

Hey, hey, hey, hey, run for your life

… Let me hear you say, "OV-hoe" (OV-hoe)

Say, "OV-hoe" (OV-hoe)

Then step this way, step that way

Then step this way, step that way

… Are you my friend?

Are we locked in?

Then step this way, step that way

Then step this way, step that way

I like this song

[cobalt-axolotl]

Kendrics Lamar’s not like us accept it’s willliam afton dissing david carter.

Ayy, Mustard on the beat, hoe

Deebo, any rap bastard, he a free throw

Man down, call an amberlamps, tell him, "Breathe, bro"

Nail a vastarx to the cross, he walk around like Teezo

What's up with these jabroni-ass bastards tryna see Compton?

The industry can hate me, fuck 'em all and they mama

How many opps you really got? I mean, it's too many options

I'm finna pass on this body, I'm John Stockton

Beat your ass and hide the Bible if God watchin'

Sometimes you gotta pop out and show bastards

Certified boogeyman, I'm the one that up the score with 'em

Walk him down, whole time I know he got some hoe in him

Pole on him, extort shit, bully, Death Row on him

Say, Dave, I hear you like 'em young

You better not ever go to cell block one

To any bitch that talk to him and they in love

Just make sure you hide your lil' sister from him

They tell me Chubbs the only one that get your hand-me-downs

And PARTY at the party, playin' with his nose now

And Baka got a weird case, why is he around?

Certified Lover Boy? Certified pedophiles

Wop, wop, wop, wop, wop, Dot, fuck 'em up

Wop, wop, wop, wop, wop, I'ma do my stuff

Why you trollin' like a bitch? Ain't you tired?

Tryna strike a chord and it's probably A-Minor

They not like us, they not like us, they not like us

They not like us, they not like us, they not like us

You think the Bay gon' let you disrespect Pac, bastard?

I think that Oakland show gon' be your last stop, bastard

Did Cole fouI, I don't know why you still pretendin'

What is the owl? Bird bastards and bird bitches, go

The audience not dumb

Shape the stories how you want, hey, Dave, they're not slow

Rabbit hole is still deep, I can go further, I promise

Ain't that somethin'? B-Rad stands for bitch

And you Malibu most wanted

Ain't no law, boy, you ballboy, fetch Gatorade or somethin'

Since 2009, I had this bitch jumpin'

You bastards'll get a wedgie, be flipped over your boxers

What OVO for? The "Other Vaginal Option"? Pussy

Bastard better straighten they posture, got famous all up in Compton

Might write this for the docket, tell the pop star, "Quit hidin'"

Fuck a caption, want action, no accident, and I'm hands-on

He fuck around, get polished

Fucked on Wayne girl while he was in jail, that's connivin'

Then get his face tatted like a bitch apologizin'

I'm glad DeRoz' came home, y'all didn't deserve him neither

From Alondra down to Central, fucker better not speak on Serena

And your homeboy need subpoena, that predator move in flocks

That name gotta be registered and placed on neighborhood watch

I lean on you bastards like another line of Wock'

Yeah, it's all eyes on me, and I'ma send it up to Pac, ayy

Put the wrong label on me, I'ma get 'em dropped, ayy

Sweet Chin Music, and I won't pass the aux, ayy

How many stocks do I really have in stock? Ayy

One, two, three, four, five, plus five, ayy

Devil is a lie, he a 69 God, ayy

Freaky-ass bastards need to stay they ass inside, ayy

Roll they ass up like a fresh pack of 'za, ayy

City is back up, it's a must, we outside, ayy

They not like us, they not like us, they not like us

They not like us, they not like us, they not like us

Once upon a time, all of us was in chains

Homie still doubled down callin' us some slaves

Atlanta was the Mecca, buildin' railroads and trains

Bear with me for a second, let me put y'all on game

The settlers was usin' town folk to make 'em richer

Fast-forward, 2024, you got the same agenda

You run to Atlanta when you need a check balance

Let me break it down for you, this the real bastard challenge

You called Future when you didn't see the club (ayy, what?)

Lil Baby helped you get your lingo up (what?)

21 gave you false street cred

Thug made you feel like you a slime in your head (ayy, what?)

Quavo said you can be from Northside (what?)

2 Chainz say you good, but he lied

You run to Atlanta when you need a few dollars

No, you not a colleague, you a fuckin' colonizer

The family matter, and the truth of the matter

It was God's plan to show y'all the liar

Mm

Mm-mm

He a fan, he a fan, he a fan (mm)

He a fan, he a fan, he a-

Freaky-ass bastard, he a 69 God

Freaky-ass bastard, he a 69 God

Hey, hey, hey, hey, run for your life

Hey, hey, hey, hey, run for your life

Freaky-ass bastard, he a 69 God

Freaky-ass bastard, he a 69 God

Hey, hey, hey, hey, run for your life

Hey, hey, hey, hey, run for your life

Let me hear you say, "OV-hoe" (OV-hoe)

Say, "OV-hoe" (OV-hoe)

Then step this way, step that way

Then step this way, step that way

Are you my friend?

Are we locked in?

Then step this way, step that way

Then step this way, step that way

[thisaintascenereviews]

Denzel Curry - King Of The Mischievous South, Volume 2

One of the most underrated rappers is back again with a relatively short album, but this time it’s under the banner of a “mixtape,” despite being an album. The rapper is Denzel Curry with his new project, King Of The Mischievous South, Volume 2, and this comes a couple of years later after 2022’s Melt My Eyez See Your Future, which was a pretty damn good album that showcased his penchant for jazzier and more atmospheric production, as well as clever and introspective bars. There were some catchy bangers, but it was a relatively underrated album that, unless you were already a fan, the mainstream didn’t really pick up on.

Back again two years later, we got a project with a completely different vibe, and this one reminds me a lot of 2019’s ZUU, which is when I really became a fan of his work. That record was a 29-minute love letter and homage to South Florida, where he’s from, and every track was a celebration of where he came from. It was a short and sweet little record that was a ton of fun, despite not saying or doing anything new or revolutionary, but not everything needs to be. KOTSM is sort of similar, only instead featuring a collective of southern or southern-adjacent artists (whether they utilize southern sounds or they collaborate with a lot of artists in that sound), and it celebrates 90s and 00s southern hip-hop as a whole.

Not only does this album feature a lot of newer artists, it also features some legends of hip-hop. That Mexican OT, Kenny Mason, Key Nyata represent the younger generation, whereas 2 Chainz, Juicy J, and Project Pat are some of the older artists that appear here. This record is a 35-minute banger, front to back. This is just as high energy as ZUU was, and just as fun and colorful. There isn’t much to it, but if you love energetic, fun, and clever southern rap, you’ll dig this. Songs like “Black Flag Freestyle,” “Hot One,” “Cole Pimp,” “G’z Up,” and “Sked” are some of the catchiest and most fun songs I’ve heard all year.

This record won’t change your mind if you’re not into rap, and it’s a bit of a feature-heavy album, but that doesn’t bother me for two reasons: the features are good, and when Curry does show up, he sounds great and delivers some awesome stuff. He feels more or less like a curator here, but at the same time, it’s cool when he pops in and out. He does this thing, dips out for a minute and lets a guest do their thing, and then comes back again, so it’s good. I just really love this record, and if you want some catchy and fun southern rap that’s real short, you’ll have a blast with this one.

[thesinglesjukebox]

KENDRICK LAMAR - "NOT LIKE US"

From “fucking Drake” to “fuck you, Drake”…

[6.73]

Katherine St. Asaph: "Meet the Grahams" was more vicious, but this has schadenfreude off the charts: one-upping "Family Matters" with something even more engineered as a crossover bop and succeeding at that crossover, thus depriving Drake of his one argument in the court of public opinion; the simultaneous coinage of many new memes dunking on Fucking Drake; the various streams of Drake stans squirming in anguish trying to suppress the urge to dance; clubs playing it almost immediately; the NBA playoff broadcasters adding it to rotation almost immediately (especially considering OKC is in them); the sheer fact that there is an enormously popular track that calls Drake a predator for his publicly predatory behavior. [10]

Will Adams: i ain't reading all that. i'm happy for u tho. or sorry that happened. [3]

Alex Clifton: “Meet the Grahams” was one of the darkest songs I have ever heard and took the Kendrick-Drake beef to an entirely new level. But while “Meet the Grahams” has more damning accusations, “Not Like Us” acts as a real sucker punch because it’s so catchy and funny. Why not beat Drake at his own game by rapping about how he sucks over a dance beat? A jab about Drake’s predilection for younger girls turned into the most quotable line of the summer—honestly a genius move. People will be yelling “it’s probably A minorrrrrrrrrrr” whenever it comes up. The rest is fun, too; the colonizer line in particular makes me snicker. The fact that it was written so quickly with such smart lyrics leaves me in awe. Do I feel good about watching all this unfold? Not exactly; if any of the accusations these men hurl at one another end up being true, I don’t think anyone “wins.” But I am a messy bitch who loves drama, and this is drama to the highest fucking degree. If it sounds this good, all the better.  [7]

Nortey Dowuona: The most seething, unflattering portrait of a theater kid raging that their talent and charm has not gained them the unflinching loyalty of their audience (and by extension their partner), and we will either have to hastily disavow this in four months/four years/tomorrow. That said, incredible, so full points! [10]

Jacob Sujin Kuppermann: All moral and ethical concerns aside, I celebrate this as the triumphant return of the most notable figure in West Coast rap over the past decade: DJ Mustard! And thank god for it, too — before this, the aftershocks of "Like That" were mostly caught up in boring video essay-type beats (Jack Antonoff was involved) that existed merely so that these guys didn't have to just do spoken-word poetry. (I refrain here from talking too much about "BBL Drizzy," maybe the most interesting work in all of this scuffling.) It's not just that this is a fun beat; it's a beat composed with such obvious glee that it forced Kendrick into doing his best Drakeo (RIP) impression, taunting and generating quotables like he'll never need to rap again. Even when he comes back to his senses and executes a rigorous and serious cultural critique of Drake's extractive practices with regard to the Atlanta rap ecosystem, he gets some good jokes in – if some told me that 2 Chainz had LIED when he said I was good, I would retire immediately. [8]

Jackie Powell: I compare this titular moment in music, the now very public feud between Kendrick Lamar and Drake, to a sports rivalry I follow quite closely. Kelsey Plum of the Las Vegas Aces told reporters during the 2023 WNBA Finals that her rival team, the New York Liberty, didn’t really “care about each other” in tough moments as teammates. She compared them to her Aces, a group of players who show on the internet and on television how close they are. In other words: For Plum, they (the Liberty) aren’t like us (her Aces). This rivalry was built from a couple of ideas: 1) these are the two teams with the most talent in the league, and 2) rivalries are hot-button stories that elevate and bring more eyes to the product. That second idea is where I land when it comes to our hip-hop feud at hand -- and hey, the WNBA is super in style now, so hip-hop should be honored that I’m making this comparison. Reanna Cruz remarked on "Switched On Pop" that this beef is “getting played up to get people to pay attention to rap music again.” She’s not wrong. A huge difference between these two conflicts, of course, is that Drake and Kendrick Lamar are taking cheap shots at each other that make the trauma and pain of many women public. This beef is becoming too personal, rather than just a promotional catalyst for the genre. The synth strings that accompany Lamar’s flow do make this a worthwhile listen without soaking in the numerous disses on the track, and I always enjoy when Lamar adds jazz elements. But the compelling and catchy arrangement aside, I was disappointed in the hook. Saying someone isn’t up to par is a weighted statement, and repeating the title of the track six times isn’t an innovative way to hammer that point home.  [5]

Alfred Soto: I acknowledge the anguish of many writers deploring the unfounded accusations here and in "Meet the Grahams." Exploiting the misery of the victims for the sake of a diss track is gross. Maybe Nas vs. Jay-Z spats no longer suit our times -- I grew up with them and loved them. But I'd be lying if I denied the motherfuckin' catchiness of Mustard-on-the-beat and Kendrick Lamar's arsenal of whines, repetitions, and biographical data. I also remember: art and journalism intersect but have divergent responsibilities.  [8]

Julian Axelrod: If there are any winners in the great Graham-Lamar Beef of 2024, it's the cadre of Genius-pilled rap fans who scour over every stray Kendrick line like it's holy scripture, teasing out assumed allusions and nebulous entendres. Now Kendrick's footnoting with purpose, each toss-away reference loaded with subtext about Drake's personal (and potentially criminal) misdoings. But the most shocking thing Kendrick did -- the thing that probably made Drake madder than any other slight in this saga -- was make a good old fashioned rap radio banger, the kind he hasn't attempted since SZA dropped Ctrl. And even more thrillingly, it's an obsessively reverent LA rap resurrection that nobody does better than Kendrick at his loosest and best, alternating between Drakeo yammers and E-40 yowls over a Mustard beat that sounds like congested traffic on a hot day. (What's crazier, the fact that two of Kendrick's diss tracks are produced by Mustard and Jack Antonoff? Or the fact that the likely chart-topper is produced by one Dijon McFarlane?) If anything, the diss/bop duality is a disadvantage; there's too much weight for the song to feel truly breezy, and it's hard to turn up to direct accusations of sex trafficking and pedophilia. But casual menace is the defining trait of a West Coast diss track, and it's satisfying to hear Kendrick returning to his home turf.  [7]

Hannah Jocelyn: I've seen criticisms for the mix, and anyone who's followed my blurbs during my eight years (!) writing for TSJ knows I'm all for that; believe me when I say that for once, it actually is nitpicking. All that matters for a song like this is that the vocals are intelligible but not too far above the beat. And these vocals are very intelligible, with every syllable as enunciated as Pusha T's "you are HIDING a CHILD" for three minutes straight. The verse calling Drake out for his genre-hopping is as insightful and intense as anything Kendrick’s ever written. But this is obviously most famous for the "A minorrrrr" joke, mocking both Drake's "Dave Freeeeeee" delivery on "Family Matters" and Nicki Minaj's eccentric drawn-out deliveries. (Never mind that the line isn't that strong -- it's the same pun Bo Burnham used over a decade ago.) Even as things get dark, it's an incredibly fun listen; I enjoyed the showmanship of the beef, culminating in Kendrick beating his sworn enemy at his own game. But everyone who hates what it's become is right. Do we really want jokes about these topics? If any of it is true, does that even change anything? Drake's not too famous to get caught, despite what he said; he's just too famous to face any meaningful consequences. The humiliation in "Not Like Us" might be the best we can do about alleged predators on this scale, in place of anything resembling justice. [7]

Oliver Maier: It should be valid -- encouraged, even -- to admit that Kendrick Lamar is at his most annoying when he makes chart music. We are all losers in this godforsaken beef. [2]

Taylor Alatorre: It doesn't live up to the promise contained in that heart-resuscitating DJ Mustard tag, but I don't know if any song could. The song that could live up to that DJ Mustard tag exists only in the realm of pure forms, alongside the band that could live up to the name Libertines and the album that could live up to the title ARTPOP. The actually existing "Not Like Us" lives down here in the muck with us fallen people, in a place of impermanence and unsettledness and compromise. A place where productive collaborations from a decade ago can be recast as colonial thievery in an instant; where populist pandering comes in the strategic use of the words "pedophiles" and "minor"; where sex offender registries are of dubious criminological impact; where my YouTube homepage just looks like this now; where apps are now battlefields and "post-truth" is a casus belli; where the bloodied gears of History churn on in the background, or foreground; where the Macklemore apology form exists; where in some arcane yet deeply intuitive way this all prefigures another Trump electoral victory. And yet, for all of Kendrick’s “me against the industry” posturing, only by climbing on the shoulders of its fraught context is “Not Like Us” able to claw its way into the halls of pop immortality. From "euphoria" onward, this has been the diss track as alternate reality game, roping in everyone from confused Chinese restaurant patrons to the luminaries named in Kendrick's Real Atlanta Roll Call. We bob our heads to the lines about statutory offenses not because the bars are the hardest-hitting ever, or because we particularly care about the legal fate of Baka Not Nice, but because we imagine the thousands of other people bobbing their heads at that exact moment, astounded that (or wondering whether) we're allowed to do so. Because the floodgates have been opened, Carnival is upon us, and for a few charged weeks even a beat that Stay Dangerous-era YG would have left alone can become a defining document of its time. Monoculture status: alive, in Serbia.  [7]

[Read, comment and vote on The Singles Jukebox]

[erik-powery-for-america]

French Montana - Marble Floors (Feat. Rick Ross, Lil Wayne & 2 Chainz)

[thelensofyashunews]

Chief Keef Ascends with Highly Anticipated 'Almighty So 2' Album

With over a decade in the game and a litany of followers in his wake, Chief Keef pushes rap music forward with every release. Today, the 28-year-old artist releases his highly-anticipated album Almighty So 2, via his own label, 43B, formed last year in a joint venture with BMG and RBC Records. The new album is the sequel to one of Sosa's most acclaimed and influential projects, 2013's Almighty So. Spanning 16 tracks, Almighty So 2 explores beyond the mind-expanding territory staked out in the original, creating a grand-scale epic that ranks among the best works of the proud Chicago native's incredible career.

Crafted over a period of two years, Almighty So 2 is largely produced by Sosa himself. The young auteur mostly eschews melody on the new album–instead, he resolves to showcase his prodigious abilities as an emcee, sharpening his pen and emptying out his arsenal of flows. Sosa throws his entire body into his vocal performances, whether he's building in intensity until he reaches a thunderous crescendo, or delivering his smirking punchlines with an audible disrespect.

Starting with the towering intro "Almighty," which expertly features a sample of Carl Orff's iconic "Carmina Burana," the early part of the album uses liturgical and classical music samples to establish Almighty So as a larger-than-life, nearly mythical figure, who was ready for stardom since before he was even born ("I was born in '95, I been ready since '91/Let's give a thanks to the God, yeah the mighty one/B*tch, I'm almighty, I'll shoot ya with my mighty gun," he shouts).

After he demonstrates his imperial might, Sosa proves that there's no sound he can't warp until it fits his expansive sonic palette. Keef duets with the Godfather of Soul himself, James Brown, on "1,2,3" and warps a hidden 70s gem on the Nancy Wilson-sampling "Runner." The haunting "Prince Charming" features Sosa's take on the Detroit sound, with squelching bass and propulsive hi-hats, while the flute-inflected cloud-trap of "Drifting Away" pays tribute to the underground sound he helped inspire before Sosa reminds the audience who really invented drill.

Though the production is a one-man show, Sosa welcomes a series of kindred spirits to share the mic. He and new favorite collaborator Sexyy Red unite over churning french horns on "Grape Trees," while Quavo brings his dulcet melodies and triplet flows to "Never Fly Here," and fellow drill pioneer and South Sider G Herbo joins the fray for the oh-so-Chicago "Neph Nem." Tierra Whack makes an unexpected appearance on "Banded Up," delivering a double-time verse as blistering as any released this year. Featuring additional appearances from Sosa's 43B signee Lil Gnar and longtime associate Ballout, Almighty So 2 is available to stream on all platforms via 43B / RBC Records.

Almighty So 2 continues an incredibly busy 2024 for Chief Keef. In March, Sosa teamed with Mike-WiLL Made-It for DIRTY NACHOS, an acclaimed mixtape. Hosted by Trap-A-Holics and featuring guest spots from Sexyy Red and 2 Chainz, DIRTY NACHOS finds the two street titans harkening back to the classic mixtape era on singles like the furious "DIRTY NACHOS" and "DAMN SHORTY." Recently, Sosa collaborated with Sexyy Red on two singles from her Hood Hottest Princess (Deluxe)–"Ghetto Princess," and "Bow Bow Bow (F My Baby Mama)," and teamed up with Lil Yachty for "Say Ya Grace," a highlight from All Is Yellow, the first album by Lyrical Lemonade. The song's Cole Bennett-directed video reached the top 5 of YouTube's Trending chart, and racked up over 3 million views in its first week of release (8.5 million total). Chief Keef makes his long awaited return to Chicago on June 16th, performing his first show in his hometown since 2012, at Lyrical Lemonade’s Summer Smash.

With Almighty So 2 out now, Sosa continues to build his legacy as one of the most innovative and influential rappers in the history of the game. 

[chaos-vulpix]

Rockshot Rave: Tox

This has been... a few months in the making...

Inspired by my initial Atershock playlist, I've put together my largest playlist so far, all to create the most Clubbing Vibe that only Tox could facilitate

Enjoy :)

1, 2 Step - Ciara ft. Missy Elliott

4ÆM - Grimes

AMERICA HAS A PROBLEM - Beyoncé

Anaconda - Nicki Minaj

Anything I Do - CLiQ ft. Ms Banks & Alika

Automatic - Nicki Minaj

Bangarang - Skrillex ft. Sirah

Birthday Cake (Extended Solo Version by GYAs) - Rihanna

Black Mamba - aespa

Body to Body - Electric Valentine

Bon Appétit (3LAU Remix) - Katy Perry ft. Migos

Boy's a liar - PinkPantheress

Bulletproof - La Roux

Buscando - GTA & Jenn Morel

Carousel - Slushii ft. Kiesza

Changa - PNAU ft. Kira Divine

Colder (Syn Cole Remix) - Nina Nesbitt

Come On Back - Shungudzo | Fifty Shades Freed

Commander - Kelly Rowland ft. David Guetta

Control Your Body - PNAU ft. Kira Divine

Cool for the Summer - Demi Lovato

Cool Girl - Tove Lo

DDU-DU DDU-DU - BLACKPINK

Diamonds - Megan Thee Stallion & Normani | Birds of Prey

Dinero - Jennifer Lopez ft. DJ Khaled & Cardi B

Dip It Low - Christina Milian

Dirrty - Christina Aguilera ft. Redman

Dirty Picture - Taio Cruz ft. Kesha

Disco Tits (KREAM Remix) - Tove Lo

Do It Again - Röyksopp & Robyn

Dollar Menu - Two Friends ft. Dani Poppitt

Down On Me - Jeremih ft. 50 Cent

Drinking from the Bottle - Calvin Harris ft. Tinie Tempah

(Drop Dead) Beautiful - Britney Spears ft. Sabi

Dumb Litty - KARD

Enjoy the Ride - Krewella

Eyes Off You - M22, Arlissa & Kiana Ledé | Charlie's Angels (2019)

For Your Entertainment - Adam Lambert

Freak - Estelle ft. Kardinal Offishall

Freak (Boy Sim Remix) - Theia

Get Low - Lil Jon ft. The Eastside Boyz

Get Outta My Way - Kylie Minogue

Gimme More - Britney Spears

Goodies - Ciara ft. Petey Pablo

Google Me - CLiQ ft. Alika & Ms Banks

Habits (Stay High) (The Chainsmokers Remix) - Tove Lo

Have Mercy - Chlöe

Hey Baby (Drop It to The Floor) - Pitbull ft. T-Pain

Hollywood Angel - SACHI ft. E^ST

Home (Elephante Remix) - Deluka

I Can't Stop Drinking About You (The Chainsmokers Remix) - Bebe Rexha

I Got You Dancing - Lady Sovereign

I Wanna Go - Britney Spears

If You Seek Amy - Britney Spears

In The Dark - DEV

Karaoke - Big Freedia ft. Lizzo

Let Me Think About It - Fedde Le Grand ft. Ida Corr

Live For The Night - Krewella

Love Sex Magic - Ciara ft. Justin Timberlake

Low - Flo Rida ft. T-Pain

Mad Love - Sean Paul & David Guetta ft. Becky G

Milkshake - Kelis

Mo Bounce - Iggy Azalea

Not My Job - FLO

Phone - Lizzo

Poison - Nicole Scherzinger

Policeman - Eva Simons ft. Konshens

Pookie - Aya Nakamura

Pretty Hurts (R3HAB Remix) - Beyoncé

Professional - SAMAHTA ft. Hail Luna

Push It - Salt-N-Pepa

Rain Over Me - Pitbull ft. Marc Anthony

Rude Boy - Rihanna

Satisfaction - Benny Benassi

Satisfy - Nero

Saturday - Basshunter

Secrets - Tiësto & KSHMR ft. Vassy

Scandalous - Mis-Teeq

Shinigami Eyes - Grimes

Slow Down - Selena Gomez

Sour Candy - Lady Gaga & BLACKPINK

STARSTRUKK - 3OH!3 ft. Katy Perry

Sua Cara - Major Lazer ft. Anitta & Pabllo Vittar

Sweat - Snoop Dogg & David Guetta

Take Over Control - Afrojack ft. Eva Simons

The Night Is Still Young - Nicki Minaj

Titanium - David Guetta ft. Sia

Titi Me Preguntó - Bad Bunny

Tongue Twister - Cash Cash ft. Bim

Toxic - Britney Spears

Tuesday - Burak Yeter ft. Danelle Sandoval

We Can't Stop - Miley Cyrus

We Flood The Night - FEMM

What You Waiting For? (Let's Be Friends Remix) - Gwen Stefani

When Will I See You Again? - Nytrix ft. Neon Hitch

Whip It - Nicki Minaj

Work - Ciara ft. Missy Elliott

YES - Louisa ft. 2 Chainz

You Know You Like It - DJ Snake & AlunaGeorge

Your Body - Christina Aguilera

[musictyme]

A Reflection of 2023

Some of my top songs from this year

1. Feelings - Dre Scott

2. Love Language - Sza

3. Lay up - Sir ft Syd

4. Doechii ft Kodack Black - What It Is

5. Saint Harison - Ego Talkin

6. JID ft 21 Savage, Baby Tate - Surround Sound

7. Chris Brown ft Davido, Lojay - Sensational

8. Cordae ft Anderson. Paak - Two Tens

9. Kaytramine - Sossaup

10. Usher ft Summer Walker, 21 Savage - Good Good

11. Laya - Need 2 Know

12. XV ft John Givez - Ambrosia

13. Tyla - Water

14. 2 Chainz, Lil Wayne ft Usher- Transparency

15. Passenger Princess - Shae Universe

16. Jeezy- My Name

17. Jay Rock - Still That Way

18. Ray Vaughn - Sandcastles

19. Jastin Martin - Miss Me Yet

20. Lizzie Berchie - Flaws and All

[celticcatgirl2]

“…even the TOILETS are made out of gold!!! Two Chainz don’t got SHIT on me!!!”

[sheriffofmagic]

all my fics get posted to the same ao3 account so i wonder all the time if anyone's read one of my fics, decided to see what else i've done, and been confused and baffled that my most participated in fandom by far is polygon cyberpunk red. like you came here looking for more relatively mainstream fic and found 10 fics about two dudes named burger chainz and vang0 bang0 what do you do with that

[jules-has-notes]

Talk Dirty — VoicePlay music video

Next up on the Sing-Off roll call are two of the boys from The Filharmonic, the group that (indirectly) led to VoicePlay's elimination in episode 5. They couldn't stay mad at those talented, charming lads, though, and decided to combine their powers for a fun tune and a good cause.

Details:

title: Talk Dirty w/ drum battle (feat. VJ Rosales & Niko Del Rey)

original performer: Jason Derulo, featuring 2 Chainz

written by: Jason Derulo, Tauheed "2 Chainz" Epps, Ricky Reed, Jason Evigan, Sean Douglas, & Balkan Beat Box

arranged by: Layne Stein, Geoff Castellucci, & Hannah Juliano

release date: 18 December 2013

My favorite bits:

the groovy harmonies from Earl, Eli, and Tony

VJ's smooth boy band lead vocals and crisp riffing

the return of the megaphone to justify using fun filters in post

Niko and Layne's "beat off" (Don't look at me. Ben Folds coined it on the show, and the guys ran with it.)

⇘ ♫ "Talk dirty to me." ♫ ⇘ They know what they're doing when they deploy Geoff like that. Shameless behavior. (Please never stop.)

cutting out the more explicit parts of 2 Chainz's rap section to keep things classy

wardrobe honorable mentions — Eli's thematically appropriate Bettie Page shirt, Earl repping his DC comics fandom twice over, and Niko sporting a VP logo tee from afar

Trivia:

They donated the ad revenue from this video to the Red Cross to support recovery efforts for Typhoon Haiyan / Yolanda that devastated the Philippines in late 2013.

The guys decorated the walls of the set with hundreds of multi-colored sticky notes. (Shenanigans ensued.)

No singers were harmed (much) in the making of this video.