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do you happen to have any other bls with toxic kings up your sleeve? i’m as giddy as you when it comes to ming! i’m newer to bls, so there’s a good chance i haven’t seen whatever you suggest.
Anon, I have an entire roster of toxic characters because
I LOVE TOXIC BITCHES!
Like 2 Chainz rapped on one of my favorite songs, "I love bad bitches, that's my fuckin' problem" which is why I HATE when a story won't allow characters to be toxic. Like we all know the character IS toxic, but the story keeps telling us he isn't that bad or he is only that bad because reasons. Regardless of the reasons, the character is a bad bitch so why not just let him fucking own it, which is truly the reason Only Friends pissed me off so much.
Case and point, my favorite characters were Ray and Nick. Ray was calling Sand a whore every two seconds and throwing money at him, while Nick was recording non-consexual sex tapes, yet the narrative wanted me to think they were just sad dudes who were slightly problematic.
NAH! Nick straight up said he was trash! THEY WERE TOXIC just like everyone else in that damn show!
Which is why I liked Kang in Dangerous Romance because I don't feel like the narrative eased up on his toxicity. In fact, I feel like the story said Sailom was into it with that master/servant scene at the very end.
So in order for me to love a toxic character, they must 1) be considered toxic by the story, and 2) stay toxic, so I'm going to give you a list of ten of my favorites, but know that spoilers are coming your way too. Also know that I do not recommend anything, ever, so these are not recommendations. These are merely my favorite toxicitos.
Mis tóxicos favoritos
presented in no particular order
Todd - Not Me
This man had his lover (it's canon to me) beat into a coma. Then, he went and grabbed that man's twin brother and made him take on his lover's persona all so he could overthrow his competition and be the number one evil capitalist. And then, AND THEN, he was excited to see his lover, Black, return even though he knew that meant he was probably going to die. Honestly, his entire relationship with Black was toxic, and I desperately need more of it. Not Me 2: Blackout when? WHEN, GMMTV?!
Rio & Kido - The Novelist Series
Rio blew Kido in front of an old man in broad daylight, so they could get a book deal. That's just one of the many fucked up things these two did together, but they were even worse apart. Rio lied to a college student for months about his arm being injured and writing pornographic novels just to turn on the college student and fuck him because . . . he was bored? It's deeper than that, but it kinda ain't. Rio and Kido did toxic shit to feel alive and that's my special brand of toxic. I will never make excuses for them. I like them this way.
Yai - Big Dragon
The very beginning of this show, as in the very first scene, is Yai and Mangkorn having sex AFTER Yai drugged Mangkorn in hopes of sexually assaulting him and recording it. AND MANGKORN IS INTO IT! Yai tries to steal Mangkorn's phone and ruin his life too, but Mangkorn is so in love with Yai, that he is willing to play along with whatever Yai does including fighting Yai. This is one of my favorite BLs for a multitude of reasons, but the biggest is because instead of trying to tame Yai, Mangkorn just decided to match his toxic energy! I love that for them.
Songpol - Club Friday
Bank plays toxic very well, which is why he has two characters on this list, even though this show isn't technically a BL. Club Friday is already a hot mess express, so to be the most toxic character in a show filled with toxic characters means that Songpol was TOK-SICK! He cheated on his boyfriend with multiple men. When his boyfriend left him for a woman, he showed up outside of that woman's house calling her a whore. He then went to their wedding just so he could fuck his ex in a bathroom (on his wedding day). He continued to hook up with his ex, and sent a video to his ex's wife of them having sex, only for her to tell him to move into the house and continue having sex with her husband! AND THAT'S ONLY THE SECOND EPISODE! He was serving telenovela villain, and I want him back.
Vegas - KinnPorsche
The scene: Vegas' beloved hedgehog has just died and he has carried out a tiny funeral for him while the bodyguard he has been holding hostage AND TORTURING comforts him, but instead of sitting in that grief, Vegas tells the bodyguard that the bodyguard is probably turned on by seeing Vegas weak, then proceeds to fuck him. Skipping over the fact that Vegas drugged Porsche, killed Tawan, got Big and Ken murdered by extension, and a plethora of other horrible shit, Vegas was a HUGE red flag from the very beginning, and I wanted him to choke me so badly. *bites knuckles*
Charn - Laws of Attraction
He had his reasons, but the story and his husband didn't let that be an excuse for his toxic behavior. He tried burning down Tinn's house, with Tinn and his grandmother in it, and Tinn was very upset about it. Not enough to not sleep with Charn, but enough to get his point across that if Charn wanted to burn something down, he needed to focus on burning down the oppressive heteronormative government, so we could all have basic human rights. Toxic, but for the cause.
Chalothon - The Sign
I knew he was a problem because the way he handled his patients, but he truly proved how toxic he was when he told Phaya he would kill Tharn before letting Phaya have him. I'm mad that the show made him good in the last episode, with most of if being off-screen, but I'll always remember how he committed psychological warfare on Phaya for eleven episodes in hopes of making Phaya seem crazy, and actually made Tharn, Phaya's soulmate, question Phaya's sanity.
Mol - 180 Degree Longitude Passes Through Us
The only woman on this list and she isn't even queer. That's how toxic this chick was that she made it on a this list being a heterosexual, which was a major part of her toxicity. She is a top-tier gaslighter to her son. She doesn't actually consider Inn her friend. She uses feminist rhetoric to be homophobic. She manipulates every situation in her favor by using tears. I could write a list just about her being lead paint toxic, but the most fucked up part is that she got to ride off into the sunset with her son in the passenger seat being miserable, which is what she wanted. No other BL parent could reach her level. Korn and Gun from KinnPorsche exist, yet this woman would eat them alive without hesitation, then go throw a party for herself. She really is that bitch.
Yong Jie - HIStory 4: Close to You
I'm not going to bullshit around him being a whole ass problem. This motherfucker is the most controversial pick on this list, and I am well aware of why he is hated by the people, but the story told us he was the devil. The show treated everything he did like stalking, physical assault, and sexual assault as horrible, and he got knocked out for it. HIStory 4 is my favorite BL, ever, and part of it is because the story let this toxic motherfucker BE toxic. I love how much I hate him, and I love how much the story allows me to hate him.
So - House of Stars
This show was a mess, so I was not expecting this man to come out as THE toxic king to rule over every other toxic character. What made him so toxic is that I had no idea just how toxic he was until the exact moment I realized it, and that's why he is one of my favorites. He was sneaky. He was playing everyone against each other. He was letting the bodies stack up. He was Tan from Dead Friend Forever without anyone figuring out he was Tan. One person realized part of his plan, but even then, that person was not aware of how committed to the bit So was. This smile was the very last scene of the show, and it really proved that this boy ruined everyone's lives only to walk out of it completely unbothered. You know, king shit.
#toxic kings#I love toxic bitches#it's the unhinged behavior and mind games that always gets me#house of stars#history 4: close to you#180 degree longitude passes through us#club friday#kinnporsche#big dragon#laws of attraction#the sign#not me#the novelist
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Beloveds. My blorbos. Holding them gently in my hands but in my mind they are spinning at mach speeds.
#transformers#transformers g1#red alert#starscream#maccadam#rae art#i love them#what if. enemies to friends to lovers#holding a bat to starscreams head#stop being toxic bitch im about to redeem you#red alert is so relatable#anxiety ball#kibby
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V: Not that I’m broke. Because I know where to come if I’m broke.
D: Thank you for buying merchandise at shop.danielhowell.com so that I can pay for my grandma’s…total body workout.
Hard to overstate how much I adore this whole this (saved the parasocial for the tags)
#all the years she seems to have been such stability for him#and now he can be stability for her#and she knoooows it she knows he’ll prop up her lifestyle she knows she’s got a richass grandson#and he buys her nice things and surely pays for the trips they take#and they just have such a sweet hilarious dynamic their dry humor seems so similar b#and the love is so palpable#and I just am tickled by thinking about when he got wealthy enough to be able to financially support his gran#that that’s what he did#at least enough for her to feel comfortable making this comment :)#also he looks sooooo pleased about it#also sorry to be toxic but lowkey hot of him to know he’s that rich bitch#Dan and Phil#Dan Howell#me yapping
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Comfort
#I tried animating again after a long time oughhh...#its been like a almost a decade since i animated again /srs#clip studio is a little bitch but its ok i love her anyway#toxic yuri#I had to compress this video cuz I accidentally made it 3999.60 MB oopsies :3#undertale yellow#undertale#uty#utdr#angst#LM art#LM animation#artists on tumblr#undertale yellow starlo#undertale yellow ceroba#uty starlo#uty ceroba#uty staroba#starlo#ceroba#staroba#starlo x ceroba#undertale yellow animation#undertale yellow spoilers
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#disney twst#twisted wonderland#twst fanart#jamil viper#kalim al asim#scarabia#i love toxic bitches thats my problem#this drawing killed me
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Blood sticks, sweat drips Break the lock if it don't fit A kick in the teeth is good for some A kiss with a fist is better than none
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wait what do you mean a red string of fate ties us together but all we do is strangle each other with it. what do you mean this string can only stretch and tangle but never break and yet we keep biting and gnawing on it to try to free ourselves from it anyway.
#taimizu#mizu x taigen#taigen x mizu#taizu#blue eye samurai#mizu#taigen#there was an attempt#i love that my last art of them is super soft and warm and tender and this one is them at their most toxic#i must stress that both of these are important to their dynamic <3#early taimizu = toxic crazy insane#late-game taimizu = soft yearning tender sweet growing together etc#at least that's how it is in my delusional mind bcs lbr taimizu are NOTTT capable of tenderness YET#but their scene together in the forge is proof that they do have potential to be soft and playful and happy together <33#but anyway this post is not about that. this post about them both being feral murderous bitches who get turned on by violence <3#lol i keep saying it but it's TRUE so i'll say it again—they HAVE the range honey!!!!!#ok i'm done
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lestat didn't tell louis that he saved him because
he could not bear to say it out loud to the one person who would know what a betrayal it truly was, that he knew he only had enough energy for one person and he saved it not for his daughter but for the man he loved, the man who cursed his daughter's potential for happiness in his ignorance and selfish desire to save her. lestat looked her in the eyes as she died knowing that he had betrayed her over and over again, understanding he'd betrayed her in her very creation, and that they both knew he had betrayed her again. had saved his energy for someone else, someone who would have said to save claudia
he wanted to punish louis. for being unhappy, for leaving in the first place, for taking claudia to a place he said was dangerous, for not protecting her, for his inability to let louis die, for his own conflicting resentment of and reluctant care for claudia. he wants louis to suffer without him, still enjoys it when he flails and falls.
betraying louis almost as severely as he betrayed claudia by allowing him to live with the man who orchestrated his daughter's death for 77 years was in a way a rejection of the preference he showed when he saved louis instead of claudia. it was, if not regret over his choice, a sort of blinding hatred for himself and louis both about the nature of that choice.
it was in no way self-sacrificing that he witheld the truth from louis. he's a bitchy queen, he's haunted by claudia, he wants to be, and he wants louis to be haunted and suffer for the haunting.
#interview with the vampire#i love these toxic bitches there is so much wrong with them#lestat de lioncourt#amc iwtv#iwtv#iwtv s2#louis de pointe du lac
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pioneer of lesbianism in motorsports. to me
#one must consider a universe with toxic yuri brocedes in it#this is me realizing that all the bitches i fuck with were born in the merc garages or will inevitably die in there. so sick and twisted#glad i was a baby in the nico era cause imagine experiencing that in real time. im already sick in the head idk who id be then#anyway sorry. before george russell lesbianism theres nico rosberg lesbianism#hazel.txt#f1#love not tagging these delirium girlblogs like if theres an audience itll get there. or wont
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I know we like to affectionately make fun of Lestat for crying all the time, I do it all the time as well. But there's actually something so refreshing about seeing a male character simply having emotions by crying and even loving so openly. He's also not afraid to let himself love each and every person he meets. The bar is so low, it's the bare minimum for a man to have feelings, but the fact is, we don't often get to see it. So the fact that Lestat does show his emotions, and so freely and frequently, is just really nice to see. It's a breath of fresh air tbh. Lestat is more human than actual humans considering he's a vampire.
#lestat said 'toxic masculinity? we don't know her'#lestat crying gives me life#i love it when that bitch cries it's my most favourite thing ever#lestat is by no means someone to make an example of most of the time#but i'll be damned if he shouldn't become a role model for being an emotional person#lestat de lioncourt#vampire chronicles#tvc#my vampire chronicles
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all these people bending over backwards to tell other people not to engage with shipping in iwtv because it's a show about abuse….
#iwtv only toxic to miserable people! i be having a ball in this bitch#like bestie that's not the point#we're all well aware they're all terrible people#it's about being loved despite the horror the unforgivable and the unlovable in you#they all deserve each other#the minute you start applying human morality to these creatures i kinda cant take you seriously#isnt that anne rice's point anyway#hate her but she popped off with that#anyways#interview with the vampire#iwtv#the vampire chronicles#tvc#kamwashere
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When Jaskier's angry or upset, it's always "Don't touch me!" "Get away!" "Hands off!" And then the bard will be gone for hours or days until he calms down.
Now, Geralt understands this kind of reaction. He himself doesn't want to talk to/be around others when he's angry. Much less let anyone touch him. The thing is...Jaskier acting that way never fails to make Geralt feel like shit. Jaskier is usually so affectionate that the sudden cut off is jarring. The first few times it happened, Geralt had been sure that Jaskier was fed up with him and leaving for good.
However, Jaskier always returns. They make amends, and the bard resumes his touchy, affectionate ways.
One day though, they have their worst argument yet. And although he had always come back before, Geralt is certain that this is the time Jaskier will leave forever. If Jaskier walks out that door, Geralt is sure he will never see him again.
So, unthinkingly, Geralt catches the bard's wrist.
Jaskier's eyes widen, panic replaces anger. "Geralt! Let me go! Let me go right now!"
Geralt loosens his grip reflexively in response to Jaskier's panic. Did the bard think the witcher would force him to stay?
He opens his mouth to try to explain.
Only, the world is...spinning? And Geralt's tongue is heavy. And everything is warm. Oh, he feels like he’s going to hurl.
Then, he passes out.
An unknown amount of time later, Geralt wakes. He feels kind of hungover but is otherwise fine. To his relief, Jaskier is sitting at his bedside.
When the bard notices Geralt is awake, he inquires after his health. At Geralt's reassurance that he is fine, Jaskier launched into a tirade about the number of times he had told Geralt "NOT TO TOUCH ME WHEN I’M MAD! AND THAT INCLUDES RIGHT NOW, YOU SCARED ME HALF TO DEATH, YOU BASTARD!!!"
Geralt is a bit confused about how Jaskier being mad and his fainting spell are connected.
Two things are revealed:
1) Jaskier is part fae.
2) Some fae become toxic to touch when they are angry or upset. It is a magical trait, so it fades when the anger does. However, it can still be deadly.
This puts some things into perspective. Like how Jaskier, who seems to feel entitled to his emotions/reactions no matter how inappropriate they may be, is very skilled at cooling his temper. Or how, when he does become angry, he chooses verbal slander over physical violence. Or how when there IS a physical fight Jaskier wraps his hands in cloth and tries to use blunt instruments.
Bonus: Geralt tells all of the witchers not to touch Jaskier when he's mad, and Lambert takes that as a challenge.
I LOVE THIS!!!!!! OH MY GOODDDDDD!!! You take the things we spoke about and add onto it like putting glitter on a macaroni art craft, it's beautiful, It's so beautiful, oh my god! Poor Geralt thought his bard was leaving and poor Jaskier has to watch his stupid idiot Witcher touch him, gAH I love it! I want to read a 5k oneshot about it
#geraskier#geralt x jaskier#the witcher#geralt x dandelion#geralt loves his bard!#witcher fanfiction#fanfiction prompts#writing prompts#established relationship#or#getting together#friends to lovers#requited unrequited love#fae jaskier#nonhuman jaskier#inhuman jaskier#Is this what the kids mean when they talk about toxic old man yaoi??#This is a joke please do not tell me about toxic old man yaoi I know#I KNOW#IT WAS A JOKE CAUSE ONE O FHTEM IS TOXIC TO TOCUH AND HTE OTHER IS LIKE A CENTURY OLD#How old IS geralt again i forgor#everyone says hes usually in his 90s#oldass bitch#*kicks him*#boomer!!!#OH MYG OD THATS WHY HE HATES JASKIER SO MUCH IN THE NETFLIX SHOW#BOOMER HUMOR#HE HATES HIS WIFE#GUYS ITS ALL CONNECTED#*gets shot by the fbi for knowing too much*
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I know I'm late (I have my copy of the Book of Bill but I've yet to read it bc I've been busy) but BoB basically making BillFord canon in the year of our lord 2024 is so fucking funny and weirdly vindicating bc BACK IN THE DAY!!!! I saw that shit. So many of us saw the way Bill acted around Ford and went, "...he kinda fruity, huh?" and we were MOCKED!!!! SCORNED!!!!!!!! TOLD WE WERE "glorifying abusive relationships" WHEN ACTUALLY, WE SAW THE TRUTH!!!!!!!! 😤😤😤
#bill cipher#book of bill#book of bill spoilers#kinda i guess#also this isn't that deep I just think toxic old man triangle yaoi being HEAVILY IMPLIED as canon is fucking hilarious#tbh I *personally* think Ford is aroace and Bill is... Bill....... so that never would have worked out anyways LMFAO#but Bill being a bitter messy ex is fucking hilarious#Bill really is a little bitch tbh and I love that for him#billford#billford shippers are eating good and I love that for y'all
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I might get in trouble for this one but. Older AshLeaf thing I did b4 redesigning him…. I have a lil au with them but it’s not happy or healthy it’s basically a swap between ashsquilf (tho that was barely a thing) and leafcrow so ash is the father of the 3 bc angst….. being killed by ur own daughter abusing ur own son yk how it is… but he gets just as disgusting and nasty with leaf once she breaks things off n stuff. I could go on ab it I love it
#ik im def not the first one to come up with an au like this but it’s so cool…..#fire scene but with leafpool and instead of they’re not my kits?? it’s they’re YOUR kits. banger#anyway yea I love it#my art#wc#warrior cats#Ashfur#leafpool#ashleaf#leafash#toxic bitch x woman who seriously needs better taste in men what could go wrong#leafpool deserves better btw I love her dearly I just like the plot thots
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"Ben, he loved her like he loved no one
The way she'd laugh and held a smoking gun
The way she always said, "What's done is done.”
Sorry for the lack of silly doodles but I had to draw Chell in a cute little dress and also make it sapphic
REUPLOAD bc I realized the filters I used made her skin look too light. Hopefully I fixed it
#portal#portal 2#chell#glados#chelldos#chell x glados#glados x chell#toxic yuri#I love fat bitches#portal fanart#portal 2 fanart#valve games
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Kate is a grown-ass woman towards a literal child because she is a crazy predator (and I’m tired of people not acknowledging it and Derek’s trauma from it):
Stiles defending Derek cause that’s his mans and Kate just so in the wrong:
Just a reminder: Kate Argent is a predatory bitch😐
#derek hale#stiles stilinski#derek x stiles#stiles x derek#sterek#stiles stilinski x derek hale#sterek pack#derek hale x stiles stilinski#sterek is real#sterek love#sterek meme#stiles and derek#derek and stiles#kate argent#I hate Kate argent#she a fucking bitch#She's is such a fucking creep#she deserves so much worse#Derek has messyad toxic relationships with woman after that because Kate fucked him up so much and I can't even describe the anger I feel#i absolutely hate it#I hope kate argent burns for eternity and it still won't be enough for what she deserves
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marching forward through the Gates of Hell
#code geass#suzalulu#code geass lelouch of the rebellion#lelouch vi britannia#suzaku kururugi#lelouch lamperouge#god....tagging lelouch is literally so annoying#cg wld have been great if CLAMP said 'damn sunrise u comm us for our art style but cant animate for shit. hbu let us draw it instead#like deadass hwo u go out of ur way to ask CLAMP for designs then animate them AWFULLY BRO!!!!#i love love the character sheets they r beautifully done#all the offical art by CLAMP is stunning too but the anime is like. mf have nvr drawn in their lives I think....#esp Lelouch like CLAMP's art of him its like ooh yeh ofc he gets bitches. then u watch the anime n ur like ain't no way...#whatever anyw this is inspired by a CLAMP illustration where they wear these suits.#i tried to use very desat colors but. idk. also they look wonky but idk call me Sunrise Animation I refuse to do lineart nowadays#listened to TONS of old Coldplay thats the vibe I'm going for...#i love toxic star crossed lovers....latina sterotype 1 : me 0
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