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lunawlw · 2 years

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i always knew i could trust tumblr with lesbianism <3

#personal♡#twitter is going to shit dude #they think velma is the same velma in all of scooby doo ...#so ppl are like 'bUT shes been with guys ! !! ! ! ! '#they dont even know scooby doo has different universes smh..#another funny one is the one show that had her and shaggy date #and ppl saying that #meanwhile that show was like 'yeah that relationship was bad and she realizes shes a lesbian because of a fish lady' LKDSAFASDF

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gambeque · 1 year

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therapy sesh

#fuck imma ramble in the tags actually lmao #i said this on twitter but i hc that iso gained some knowledge of octarian thru meeting so many octoling kamabo participants #so 8 has an easier time talking to him since she doesn't have to butcher inkling lang. to be understood #plus idk iso is a chill and insightful dude #he has a lot of care n respect for 8 and the work shes putting in #giving him the mem cakes without expecting anything #he wants her to slow down some tho idk i feel like shes desperate to find all the thangs/mem cakes and starts rushing thru tests #queue iso therapy sesh #he gives her his lil octo doll B(#raaagh #i can go forever lmao #maybe i should write a fanfiction or some shit christ #anyways #if u read this idk #thanks #ask me stuff abt 8 and/or iso and ill love u forever #or not thats chill lol #rambles #splatoon #iso padre #agent 8 #myart

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greasydumbfuck · 1 day

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i very much like. small franks

#marvel #frank castle #the punisher #posting stupid shit because i feel weirddd #also i have a frank daily account on twitter now. i post a frank a day there. nothing groundbreaking but yk #i mostly do it cuz i miss him and i want to spread punisher classic propaganda #i also................ sigh.................. i also played fortnite..........................#i suck at it kinda sorta but im practicing for marvel rivals more than anything. because hes in there #uughhh im going back to college on the 2nd. ill have to pick a ba seminar #i dont want to write a ba cant i just get good grades and go home 👉🏻👈🏻 pls #i dont even have a topic. two dudes that have seminars about games have it about mechanics or some vague shit i dont get #sigh sigh. ill make it somehow

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nylanderthal · 4 months

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The thing about Mitch Marner is absolutely No One is ever normal about him. Not ever once in the history of time has a single person been normal about him actually.

#Mitch Marner #bro there are reporters on Twitter sleuthing through his security guard’s insta comments?#and using what the security dude says to shit on Mitch?#I mean he’s treated like he’s the sole fucking disease in that locker room by one half of the fandom #and like he’s a perfect sweet baby angel who can do no wrong by the other #what about that boy makes everyone go 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫#but seriously the Hockey Men are being fucking WEIRD about him lately #more than usual

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larrylimericks · 11 months

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31Oct23

Parmageddon Edition Some things, they just give you the ick: Like chicken not cooked makes you sick, Or protesting too much Theories no one brought up? And talking to fans like a dick.

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sweet-potato-42 · 7 months

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kills me inside every time people accuse tubbo of being a tory despite the fact he never was

he has had shitty opinions but he wanst a tory

a tory is someone who supports the conservative party in the UK. Some people who don't know what it means decide to use it as just a bigot. Tories are bigots but not all bigots are tories

IN GENERAL a political party will have ideas regarding social stuff, economic stuff, foreign policy and more. You cant just randomly give someone a label based on their social opinions isnce htere are countless political movements with overlapping ideals

like if people want to (justifyingly) criticize some shit hes said in the past at least use correct terms and quote it properly

#tubbo #twitter discourse #neg #The dumbass calling him a tory on twitter recently decided to contineu and the arguments are so dumb #like apparently he once said hed rather have space travel developement than have agricultural developement #which i 1000000% bet was just a random comment made because hes a fucking nerd and space travel is cool and agriculture isnt #but that person decided to go and extrapolate it to he thinks space travel is more important than feeding homeless people????#wildest shit ive ever seen #IDK i see hes said dumb shit and im not surprisde since likes hes a cis white young dude from a well off family in south england #but he has shown growth and far mroe positive stuff than negative #This man could NEVER call himself a Hasan fan (and has for a long time) if he was a fucking Tory

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svtskneecaps · 4 months

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friends and fiends if this truly spells the Over for the qsmp i may let the brainworms that have been festering in me for MONTHS--A YEAR, EVEN--win.

i may summarize the goddamn fucking lore.

#i CANNOT make an 8 hour summary i CAN'T i SHOULD NOT that is SO MUCH CONTENT #and i still only speak like 2/4 qsmp languages MAYBE 2.5/4 if we're REALLY stretching it #but GODDAMNIT I'M DOING SOME CURSORY RESEARCH ANYWAY BC I WANNA WRITE THAT FUCKING TIME LOOP #qsmp #maybe just the fed lore. haha. eye twitches. maybe just the iverall server lore. maybe i'll even bother caring about the qsmp livestreams.#haha. eye twitch. fucking. eye twitch.#solo lore is B E Y O N D me but MAYBE shit that affected Most or All lore i could do #like code lore and shit. obv it knots in with other lore but FUCK IT WHATEVER #AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH i'm not even gonna worry about it #yknow what. not even gonna worry about it. i gotta do the research first 🤪 whatever bro #if the research gets done i'll think about alllllllllllll the rest of this but this is a YEAR OF CONTENT #mother FUCKER dude it's not possible there's no way #this is a year with like 80 hours of streams per DAYYY at peak who could do this #who could. no wonder no one could keep up. no wonder i had to LIVE in the tag to keep up #good lord GOD i shouldn't do this. i'm not committing. god i want to though. god i shouldn't.#shut up vic #block game brainrot #HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA #WHATEVER HAHAHAHA WHATEVER AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA #i will beat this storyline into SUBMISSION i will beat it to DEATH i will FORCE IT TO MAKE SENSE #I WILL PRUNE IT LIKE THE WORLDS WORST BONSAI I SWEAR TO GOD #i'm unhinged i can't i have so wanted to do this but i swore to myself i wouldn't #bc i know i'll go insane and i know it will take FUCKING YEARS and there is no fucking way i'll see it to the end #but goddddddddddddddd i want to i SO FUCKING WANT TO #listen. if there's no more lore. i may summarize the fucking lore. someone will beat me to it 100% bc i take fucking a million years #but people are suckers for long video essays and summaries IT'S ME I'M PEOPLE #anyway if you got this far and have the screenshot of mariana messaging slime to tell him their daughter is dead please send it #i can't find it via google and i don't have twitter and i know it was posted there at some point :(#i want it :( i want to throw it back in slime's face in the time loop because repetition is fun and heartbreaking >:D

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apollos-olives · 9 months

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it shocks me how people can have Aang or Katara/Sokka or even Toph as their favourite characters and stand with Israel at the same time… like did we watch the same show?

oh man anon you should get a load of paw patrol twitter. the puppy roleplay accounts are massive zionists 💀💀

#my friend decided to go on paw patrol twitter one day. lord knows why #and there was this fucking 😭 marshal role play account #whose account was FULL of zionist shit #their name is literally “marshal (i support israel)” 💀💀#once they tweeted out about wanting a new pfp #and my friend responded with an image of marshal with the palestinian flag in the background 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 I LITERALLY SOBBED #that idiot responded back with a picture of marshal in front of the fucking israeli flag #like dude 💀💀💀 aint no way you're a whole ass adult on twitter doing paw patrol roleplays while supporting israel #screaming and laughing

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dreamonminecraft · 5 months

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You're allowed to disagree with stupid takes. btw.

#growing up and not unfollowing bc of one dumb take from someone but .. you don't own people dude just let them do whatever #some twitter shit going on #post im vagueing is deleted btw there's no point in asking about it

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innanzituttoticalmi · 18 days

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i'm sorry if you genuinely think bozzi and leclerc "copied the other driver/engineer's strategy" i canttttttt take you seriously

#do any of you understand how this team shit works. how this pre-race strategy meetings team shit works.#or calling this win 'lucky' be for reallllllll #i dont generally go for the block button but that should be an immediate block #its just fascinating the thought processes required to avoid admitting some of these guys are just good at their jobs #possibly better than others.#there's thoughts in me about the ways fandom 'character analysis' trends intersect with the way people talk about f1 on tumblr/twitter #while just completely forgetting or ignoring not just the competitive sports of it all but the very real ways the teams operate #did you guys know ferrari has a whole 'remote garage' of engineers in italy that tune in every race just to analyse data in real time #and feed back possible strategies to the pit wall that then get discussed and acted on based on drivers feedback?#do you GENUINELY think its just bryan bozzi leaning over fred's shoulder to copy adami's homework #you know ferrari has their very own hannah schmidt? maybe not as good as her but there's a dude in there whose job is 'tell us what to do'#maybe you could learn his name it might be helpful #sorry AND ONE MORE THING #how do you call yourself a leclerc fan and then turn around to call this a lucky win #it required outqualifying his teammate #it required taking advantage of the situation around him to jump lando at la roggia #it required sticking close to both mclarens in dirty air and taking a gamble on the early pit stop #it required 37 LAPS ON HARDS THAT NEVER WENT BELOW OR ABOVE 1:23:000 EXCEPT ONCE #and yes it required required teamwork. as most wins do unless you have a rocket under your ass (and/or don't know how to use it)#the only lucky part was lando once again fumbling the first lap and george taking himself out at turn 1 #but you understand he still had to drive the rest of the 52 laps himself right. god #its too early for me to be this mad

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pettyprocrastination · 1 year

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kendall roy absolutely would have taken part in influencer-boxing and gotten the shit knocked out of him

#succession #kendall roy #episode plot line of him getting ready for the boxing match where he's set against some six four built as hell streamer #they give him 50k to throw the match and he is supposed to go along until the day of waystar gets involved in another controversy #so the dude rejects the deal and fully beats the shit out of kendall #cant decide if roman would watch at home on a fancy flat screen or in person cause yknow. poor people would be near him lmo #mfer laughing recording the whole shit until he realizes kendall isnt getting up and then hes like oh fuck is he gonna DIE #and the next two weeks twitter is just memes of kendall getting beat the fuck up

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tariah23 · 2 months

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Oh………….. 😵‍💫…

#nbs don’t touch #let me get off of Twitter man #the qrt is a joke obviously the girl also has a septum but overall #All skinfolk ain't kinfolk…….. like most definitely #and sm of them would say stuff like this and go ‘it was a joke-‘ but as a black person why even post this online for the world to see anyway #like that video tha went viral the other day of the black dude walking and running like a silverback gorilla….. why post that ☠️…….#sm of these people are literal agents of white supremacy bro #and I’m not saying all of this in a ‘omg i don’t want wp to have anything to say about us 🥺-‘ kinda way I don’t gaf what they think they’re #going to be racist regardless #I just wish that these kinds of black ppl had enough integrity to at least keep the coon shit to themselves but these are the ppl who will #do anything for the approval of wp and attention regardless so it doesn’t matter man #thinking about that buff nigga that goes around opening his mouth up super wide before he chomps down on food talm bout some ‘SHARK BITE’#and dancing and doing too much for white attention 😭…. and the other coon who eats his food as if he’s never eaten food before like an #idiot making animal sounds like a monkey and so on in public bro #sm of these mfs will happily buck dance just for wp ppl to pat them on the head it’s crazy #rambling

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mermaidsirennikita · 10 months

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always wild to see people freak out over dark romance novels when you know they're also like... Spuffy shippers? or something along those lines?

I mean, I have no issue with that lmao, I've had ships that are on the same level, but I don't know, it's just like... are you romanticizing the thing you're shipping to the point that you don't recognize its own darkness, or are you fully aware of that and just knowingly hypocritical?

#romance novel blogging #every week twitter declares that society is crumbling because of silly dark romance novels #and usually not even the REAL dark shit lmao #and every week it is the dumbest moral panic i've ever seen #but yeah dude it when you can literally see people with the WILDEST ships handwringing that i get really confused #like okay so the books are undermining women #but the women falling in love with their attempted rapists onscreen... are not..................#and to clarify to me it's just a quality of the work thing; the content itself there doesn't concern me #I MYSELF do not think spuffy as an example was handled well and the context of joss being who he is #retroactively makes it worse than a dark romance written by some random very normal lady keying into common fantasies #like mitzie or heather or whoever doesn't want to go out there and assault someone. probably #whereas joss.....................#wasn't allowed to be alone in a room w a teenage girl #and that isn't every showrunner ofc but a lot of visual representations of trauma #and romanticizations of these relationships onscreen are often written by people of the same gender as the perpetrator #whereas dark romance is often written by women--sometimes even women working out their own shit #and idk i'm kind of making that realization in real time as two why one bugs me more than the other #PERSONALLY speaking #and ofc that doesn't absolve women of handling SA whether it's romanticized or not badly #and CERTAINLY sa is not inherent to dark romance #which i think is a common misconception #dark romance in terms of genre is not 'rape and abuse as romance' it's honestly pretty broad #ANYWAY. thoughts over #just focus on the people who are actually preying on others plsthx

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arvoze · 11 months

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the power i will receive in a matter of days will be astounding. watch out

#i am making this post to ramble. idk if it will actually change anything but i am trying 2 be hopeful .#ive been very. Rough all month thus far both physically and mentally and occasionally both at the same time #i am just hoping tht wat i am getting soon will help me do things bc ive rly had no energy to do anything at alllllll #and i rly dont want to like. Explode i would like to get things done #i have things i owe to people!!! i just dont have the spoons to do it Ever and it piles iup and up in my head #it fucking blows dude i have been stuck in a horrendous loop for like almost 6 months #i just want 2 be normal u know . i am hoping something will change soon #if it does not change in the nesxt few days when my shit arrives i think im like. Done For in general #like if im unable to get anything done in the next few days then i am going to very seriously have to reconsider #literally everything i do online i think. its a bit fucked up #ik it sounds like an exaggeration bu there is noooo way in hell i am Surviving like tihs !!!!!!! slash srs #i wish twitter circles did not die so i cold blow up in there bu back to ye olde norm of tumblr tags will have to do #also it feels less invasive so like. win for me ig. i do miss rambling nonstop in tags #i miss tumblr!! i miss a lot of old stuff. reminiscing for reasons both good and bad. the tumblr stuff is the good side tho #anyways i have been slowly chipping away at writing thigns this month and ik its like. not a lot at all.#but its a lot to *me* and when youre someone whos only capable of doing so mch its like. a big deal #(im writing pmdnd stuff finally getting back into gear nd stuff i have been trying to slowly draw the npcs #that ive made whilst trying to recover in other areas bu rghghrghgrgr i dont ewant to draw #i havent wanted to draw in a long long time blows up)#i shuld. stop typing actually i am rambling too much i jsujt have nowhere to mindlessly ramble anymore technicaly #i dont want to bug my friends w me being unwell all the time DFJKGHDFKGFG #mayne i will try to ccontinue with the npcs. we will see based on if i post again in the next 30 minutes

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helliixns · 3 months

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Once my WiFi stops being fucken estupid, mark my words I will ADD Stolas’ new beau into the roster bc he is a CUTIE

#helluva boss spoilers #//LOOKIT HIMMMM #;mun has spoken #//Hes such adorbz #//There has been so much vitriol on him I saw on the Twitter and I just #//HES JUST A LIL GUY #//Why yall mad at him; when Stolas straight up WAITED for Blitzø to give him the go ahead to go with him #//AND BLITZØ SANCTIONED IT AND EVERYTHING #//Honestly at this point; I’m glad those two are on break. and glad Stolas has sb who is emotionally available there for him #//Even if for a lil bit. but I think this dude is EXACTLY what Stolas needed right then #//Blitzø is in NO Way ready to be there for Stolas; as comfort OR as a lover. prolly not even as a friend #//Hes got his own shit to work through too #//ANYWHO #//I hearby dub he: The Cooler Dennis lmao #//Jkjk #//I dub he Kyleth #//Kyle for short jfbf

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phoenixkaptain · 4 months

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Every time I go on Twitter and use the accursed “Search Function” I am reminded of why I do not go on Twitter and, if I do, I do not use the accursed “Search Function”

#the inane ramblings of a madman #twitter #like buddy i get it #shipping be hard #but like #who gives a shit #if somebody ships the toxic old men just let it happen #‘some people ship anything that isn’t illegal’ WRONG #we also ship things that ARE illegal #i never understand why people don’t just block others #why do you keep talking about the ship you don’t like?#why do you go out of your way to look at the ship you don’t like?#i’m having a great time with the homoerotic tension inherent in attempted murder #like dude #harris wrote that man killing man was gay #in the fucking 80s #it’s been 40 years get over it

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