#twinstuck au

[beetlbi]

Somewhere rattling around in my skull is a timestuck/twinstuck au where, instead of the Stan twins getting stuck with younger versions of their brother, they get stuck with younger versions of themselves. I think baby Stan (Lee) would be very angry at mullet Stan for refusing to tell him why Stan was living without Ford, and seemingly had been for a long while. Stan would be annoyed at his younger self and his childlike view of the world (bro he IS a child).

MEANWHILE, baby Ford (Sixer) would be PISSED at adult Ford for the shit he says abt Stan. Sixer has decided that Ford clearly isn’t taking care of his Stan and is revoking his Stan privileges!! Ford at first tries to do something similar to Canon Ford's apprenticeship offer to Dipper (just till Sixer and Lee went home), but Sixer instead goes “hmm no I think you should leave and the Stans and I can hang out in this cool town while you work on getting us back. :)”

Lee thinks Ford is the coolest guy ever (aside from Sixer ofc, he holds the no. 1 spot) and wants to hang out with him very much (Sixer will not let this happen on his watch!! He revoked fords Stan privileges!!). Any time they’re in a room together Sixer is also there. Glaring. Ford has so many mixed feelings abt Lee and he will be examining none of them of his own free will.

Sixer and Stan have a tiny chihuahua trying to protect a Doberman vibe, it’s very cute. Stan can’t look at Sixer for too long without ‘getting dust in his eye’. Sixer is continuing to glare heavily at Ford.

Ford and Stan are having many emotions, which we all know goes very well. Surely nothing will end up boiling to the surface and exploding :).

Anyway yada yada learning to love yourself, forgiveness, family, all the fun stuff.

[ratinthebins]

somethin somethin stanstuck angst

btw that is not romantic blushing. My art style just looks like that to add depth 😭😭😭

[ask-twinstuck-au]

So, who's the evil twin? There's always an evil twin or at least a chaotic neutral twin.

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[Image description: The first panel shows the Egberts. June is caught off-guard by Jane shoving a pie in her face. Jane is smiling mischievously. A text in the corner says that “Jane does more pranks”.]

[Captions:]

Jane: Vibe check! :B

[The second panel shows the Lalondes. Rose and Roxy are both kneeling down. Roxy is petting Jaspers, who’s lying in their lap. Rose is looking at Jaspers and smiling. Roxy looks bothered by Rose. A text in the corner says that “Rose insults cats”.]

[Captions:]

Rose: Bastard.

Roxy: noo dont call him that

Rose: Dumbass.

Roxy: nooo :(

[The third panel shows the Striders. Dave is t-posing, while Dirk is squatting in front of him with a can of Sprite Cranberry in his hand. They’re both wearing bandanas over their faces. A text in the corner says that “Both are forces of meme chaos”.]

[Captions:]

Dave: sup

Dirk: Wanna sprite cranberry?

[The fourth panel shows the Harleys. Jade and Jake are both stuck in bushes, with several scratches and bruises. Jade’s head and arms are peaking out of the bush, her hair catching a few leaves. Meanwhile Jake’s legs are peaking out of another bush, flailing around frantically. He’s missing one boot. A text in the corner says “Both are pure feral babies”.]

[Captions:]

Jade: owww... :c

Jake: Mmhmf!!

[ask-twinstuck-au]

Has any one played horror games? [Like fnaf, Fran Bow, ect]

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[Image description: First image - Dirk appears to struggle while playing the game Five Nights At Freddy Ultimate Custom Night (50/20) while John stares in awe. The screen displays the message "A new challenger has appeared!"]

[Captions:]

John: he's really doing it!

[Second image - Jade and Dave screaming while playing Slenderman. Dave points at the screen, where behind a tree Slender is clearly observing them.]

[Captions:]

Jade: AAAAAAAAAAAA

Dave: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Third image - Rose looking at one of the first scenes from Fran Bow, with the main character fleeing the house along with her cat, the moon shining and outlining pine trees behind both of them. Mutie stares at the screen, and purrs.]

[Captions:]

Rose: I have played through Fran Bow, yes. If I had to describe my experience, I'd say I thoroughly enjoyed it.

[ask-twinstuck-au]

Dave, Dirk, have you ever had a "GOT 'EM" moment?

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[Image description: Dave and Dirk sitting in a couch, relaxed. Jake stands slightly in front of them, looking at both of them upon hearing Dave call him.]

[Captions:]

Dave: hey jake

Dirk: Can you get us some ligma?

Jake: What's ligma?

[In the second image, Dirk and Dave both are laughing, face red, while Jake looks flustered.]

[Captions:]

Dirk and Dave: Ligma balls.

Jake: Bollocks!

[ask-twinstuck-au]

What is everyone's favorite season? [Not for texans. Cause texas only has one season: Summer]

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[Image Description: The first picture shows Jake and Jade enjoying a warm day on their island. Jake is holding a glass with a drink umbrella and a straw in it. Jade is holding a coconut with a straw in it. They are talking to each other while smiling. The scene cuts off as Dave is shown to peel the image away with Dirk standing behind him. They’re both looking unamused.]

[Captions:]

Jake: Well its always summertime here as well you see. No other choice of a favourite season either.

Dave: wow rude

[The second picture shows Rose and June lying in the snow. Rose is wearing weather-appropriate clothes, while June is wearing a skirt that shows her legs are bare. They’re both smiling with their eyes closed.]

[Captions:]

Rose: I think winter has quite an iridescent beauty to it.

June: snow i also really fun!

[The third picture shows Jane on a walk during autumn. She is following a stone path in a slightly forested area.]

[Captions:]

Jane: I prefer autumn, personally. There’s something calming about it.

[The fourth picture shows Roxy surrounded by pots with many colorful plants and blooming flowers. They’re smiling and looking at the flowers. There’s bees flying around some of them.]

[Captions:]

Roxy: springs nice and green and evrythign’s so cuute

[ask-twinstuck-au]

does hal exist in this au??

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[Image description: A silhouetted figure is sitting in front of a wall of several computer screens. The figure is illuminated by their blue light. The screens show nothing but static. The figure has spiky, slicked back hair, and angular crimson shades. The figure speaks in red text.]

[Captions:]

Figure (???): Hm... I wonder...

[ask-twinstuck-au]

In each twin pair, who is the younger twin?

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[Image description: The first panel shows June and Jane standing side by side. June is laughing, while Jane has her hands on her hips and is rolling her eyes.]

[Captions:]

June: jane, actually!

Jane: By an hour AT MOST.

[The second panel shows Roxy embracing Rose, who’s unphazed by it.]

[Captions:]

Roxy: roooooooose

Rose: Less than two hours difference, but yes.

[The third panel shows Dave with Dirk standing nearby.]

[Captions:]

Dave: me, i think???

Dirk: Yeah, we don’t actually know. It’s pure speculation at the moment.

[The fourth panel shows Jake and Jade. Jade is gently smiling at Jake, who’s messing with his hair in embarassment.]

[Captions:]

Jake: Im younger by several hours.

Jade: you really took your time hehe

[ask-twinstuck-au]

June is so adorable! who if any helps with clothes and makeup :o?

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[Image description: The first panel shows Jane putting blush on June. They’re both smiling, though June looks a little nervous.]

[Captions:]

June: thank you! jane is the one that helps me with make up (though i haven’t gone further than blush so far)

[The second panel shows Roxy helping June with her wardrobe. Roxy shows her a skirt and blue hair extentions. June has stars in her eyes, and thought bubbles show her imagining herself in both.]

[Captions:]

June: as for clothes, roxy has been on the look out for things they think might fit me!

[ask-twinstuck-au]

(For the kids that have pets,) what are some things that you like to do with them :)? (they are so cute! 💖)

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[Image description: The first picture shows Jade, Jake and Bec running around on their island’s grassy hills. Bec is chasing Jake, while Jade is running off to catch her breath.]

[Captions:]

Jake: Lots of exercise!

[The second picture shows Rose sitting in an armchair, Jaspers lying in her lap. She is petting him, to which Jaspers is responding to by purring. A bit further away Roxy is playing with Mutie using a feather cat toy. There’s a window with Godcat sulking on the other side.]

[Captions:]

Roxy: oh, u kno, just lil cat things!

[The third picture shows June and Jane holding bunnies in their arms. June is holding two smaller bunnies, a harlequin black-and-orange one and a golden-brown one with droopy ears. Jane is holding a larger piebald grey-and-white bunny.]

[Captions:]

Jane: Our rabbits love to cuddle, so I’d say that counts.

June: DAWW

[ask-twinstuck-au]

Dirk and Dave which of you is Jojo and who is dio, would very much approve if you answered with that one walking image

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[Image description: The scene mimics the art style and setting of the Jojo walking meme. Dirk is wearing a pink-colored outfit with green belts, styled after the one worn by Dio Brando. He is also surrounded by a blue flaming aura, and his shades are colored orange. Dave has a red outfit with a coat styled after the outfit worn by Jotaro Kujo. He’s also wearing red converse and is surrounded by a white and yellow flaming aura. They are walking towards each other, surrounded by ominous japanese onomatopeia.]

[ask-twinstuck-au]

Roast battle between smol and tall boi? [Dave and Dirk]

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[Image description: The first panel shows Dirk and Dave are looking at each other, joking around.]

[Captions:]

Dave: youre so disappointing you made my happy meal cry

Dirk: Your eyebrows are so thick you don’t need shades to hide your eyes.

[The second panel shows Dirk and Dave throwing side-glances at each other. They’re both looking more annoyed.]

[Captions:]

Dave: you gel your hair so much because you forget shampoo exists

Dirk: Light travels faster than sound, that’s why you seem so bright until you open your mouth,

[The third panel shows Dirk and Dave staring face to face, eyes glowing. Dave has a smug smile. Dirk looks angry and as if baring his fangs. He points at Dave as if to shoosh him.]

[Captions:]

Dave: you kin haruhi suzumiya-

Dirk: You take that back motherfucker.

[ask-twinstuck-au]

JUNKO POSE

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[Image description: Dirk is pushing a Monokuma plushie down, out of the frame. He has an embarassed expression.]

[Captions:]

Dirk: Listen I-

Dirk: It’s-

Dirk: I promise I’m not-

*shove sound effect*

[ask-twinstuck-au]

Do you play any video games together?

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[Image description: A collage of everyone playing different video games.

First panel shows Jade and Dave playing Minecraft, walking away from an explosion that there John into the air.

Second panel shows Golf with Friends, with Dirk’s ball pushing Jade’s off-course and Rose’s ball barely missing the hole.

Third panel shows Dave and Jake playing Fortnite, Dave does the floss while Jake looks at him disapprovingly.

Fourth panel shows Jake, Jane and Roxy playing Gmod Prop Hunt, with Jane and Roxy as props. Jake is searching intensely, facing away from Jane and Roxy. Jane is a closet stuck on a table, confused by how Jake hadn’t noticed her yet. Roxy is a can standing on that table, laughing.

Fifth panel shows June and Dirk playing Dead by Daylight. Dirk is playing the killer, and is creeping through the shadows. He has a mask on, and is carrying a stained chainsaw. June is hiding from him behind a tree. She’s clutching a flashlight.

Sixth panel shows Roxy and Jane playing Stickfight. Jane’s stick figure is falling, while Roxy’s stick figure is going for a jump kick on her. Roxy’s character is also wearing a crown.]

[Captions:]

Roxy: yup! lotsof em!

[ask-twinstuck-au]

Everyone! Opinions on Minecraft??

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[Image description: Jane is standing at a blocky pale yellow and lavender podium. She speaks to everyone else standing in front of the podium. They’re all worried and concerned. Dirk is standing on one side of the podium, propping himself up on it with one arm as he laughs. There’s a large multi-colored “It’s good!” below the scene.]

[Captions:]

Jane: I will eliminate the middle class.

Dirk: *hysterical laughter*

[ask-twinstuck-au]

*boops bec's snoot*

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[Image description: The first panel shows a grey disembodied hand booping Bec on the nose. Bec is tilting his head curiously.]

[Captions:]

Bec: ?

Anon hand: BOOP.

[The second panel shows Bec licking the hand’s finger. The hand’s gesture implies surprise.]

[Captions:]

Bec: MLEM.

Anon hand: ?!