#twilight maria

[therealvinelle]

Did jasper sleep with Maria?

It's one of those things not stated explicitly but it's clearly there. The way he talks about her, their relationship being paralelled with Victoria and Riley, the implicit comparing her to Alice, the fact that they were together for seventy years.

Jasper is too polite to say "Just so you know, Bella, she let me get to fourth base. (AIR HORN NOISE)" but he also didn't need to.

[androgymess]

i volunteer as tribute

[mythicalmushroomsoup]

My tragic angel babies

[su-angelvicioso]

[eclipsingmidnight]

What do you MEAN you didn’t vote for María in the twilight character poll??!?!?!

This be us fr @fuckmeyer @the-most-pathetic-edge-marquis

[light-miracles]

Okay the wiki just confirmed me that María has a male version in Life and Death.

I'm naming him Mario. Mario de Monterrey. Still the prettiest warlord down the border. Jessamine is jealous of his hair. Probably Nettie and Lucy will be named Nit and Luke if I ever use him.

Also where's my Archie/Beau/Mario love triangle do I have to write everything for myself????

[incorr3ctu-bitchu]

I lowkey miss doing fake quotes, especially for Maria. I should start doing that shit again.

[nikssm]

me when the person i searched up has almost no fics:

[katie-huon]

Maria and Alice costume exploration

[4veslil]

Headcanons | Jasper Hale | You're a Newborn In Maria's Army

A/N: Just wanted to write something Jasper! Love this character so much and my first ever fanfiction (that I wrote at 14!) was an OCxJasper Hale! This idea is inspired by one of my longer fics but I was just antsy to write something now. That fic is still in the works rn because of my Paul Lahote fic Touch The Soul. So, really, this is a little sneak peek at the vibes of my next Twilight fanfiction :) Without further ado, please enjoy and make sure to request if you like my stuff! (Request link/info can be found on my Master List!)

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So basically you were a mistake. He shouldn’t have distracted that newborn while he was feeding.

But with hindsight, Jasper said your change was a happy accident.

When you woke up you were partially feral, with blips of control- you had strong morals though

Jasper would have to chaperone you during feeds- he knew if you saw a child or woman hurt you’d go ballistic

When you were in control he managed to find out you were the only child of a blacksmith

Made sense when it came to fighting- you were strong, he had to give you that

What was the difference between chaperone and mentor? Well, to Jasper, there wasn’t one.

He personally trained you with the intention of keeping you past a year

At first it was serious, but once you exceeded his expectations it became an excuse to enjoy each other’s company.

You would go swimming in the nearest lake you could find, stripping off and enjoying the water

Although you didn’t sweat, the blood, mud, dust and other human secretions dirtied you.

Jasper made a habit of chasing you around the lake with his stained shirt

You knew if he caught up he’d rub it in your face, “Get a good whiff for me” he’d tease as he straddled your hips.

You’d splash each other, dare each other to drink animal blood (you always forfeited though and would just play fight) and you’d rate the cannonballs you’d do

You would wash his hair, running your hands through the gold strands with utmost care

You weren’t very talkative unlike Jasper, always the charismatic, southern gentleman- it was easy to see why Maria claimed him

From fighting like you did nudity was no big deal, bathing was necessary and newborns only really thought about blood, it was no big deal

He’d always plait your wet hair when you’d finished.

You asked Jasper how he learned to plait hair, he said it was a vague memory

From then on, as the most literate between you, you encouraged Jasper to share about his human life before it completely slipped away

This was once you could hold a pen without breaking it, it took over an hour of tantrums to manage it

You only got to write three pages chronicling his human life- he couldn’t remember much

But that didn’t stop jasper from folding the paper small and keeping them in a leather pouch in his breast pocket

When everyone’s emotions got too much Jasper would trace the way you wrote his name.

The dress you wore after the change was stolen from Nettie’s old things, Jasper wanted you to have nice things

He would say thank you for being his comrade with new pencils, a comb, shawls and ribbons for your hair

Jasper was bad at expressing himself, he thought actions spoke louder than words- after all his charisma did make him talk a lot of bullshit

You would do the same with words, combating your quietness with a new compliment.

He would leave you always smiling while he left Maria renewed as her merciless-monster-of-a-lover

Jasper had to hold you back a lot from storming up to your Coven Leader and giving her a piece of your mind

After, you’d strop (as Jasper called it). Silent treatment was a given so avoiding him entirely was what brought you two back to normal

He didn’t know when that was, you’d just suddenly be there next to him like you popped out of thin air. You wouldn’t admit you had Jasper Withdrawals

Jasper would ruffle your hair with a smirk like he was saying ‘You done pouting now?’

You’d slap his hand away (thankful you couldn’t blush) and look up to glare at him, but his smile was what you really wanted to see. Your strange addiction

When feelings started to develop between you being amongst an army of newborns made it hard for Jasper to pick them up

It was a very confusing time, and with Maria breathing down your neck it stayed ‘more than friends, less than lovers’ for decades.

He would stare at you just too long and Peter would whack him around the head

Because of that Peter actually managed to beat Jasper in a fight- he’s always held it over his head.

When Jasper saw you attacked in a fight he was right at your side and vice versa. After one fight in particular you both realised how much you cared for each other.

Downside? Maria was starting to notice

He let Peter and Charlotte go at the price of taking you

It wasn’t easy but his promise to come find you settled your heart

“I promise I’ll find you. If not in a few days or even decades, know I’m still coming… then we’ll never part again”

And he meant it when he said decades.

At least the 80s were good for one thing- Jasper with a shaggy mullet was something you’d never let him live down

[hoahoahoahoahoa]

Society if Jasper Whitlock-Hale-Cullen’s backstory was that he was a ranch hand of America’s Old West period, and most of the vampires in the Southern Vampire Wars were previously cowpunchers, outlaws, and various people moving out to frontier towns (easily picked off and forgotten about by society) >>>>>>

[su-angelvicioso]

María: She knows too much, we must get rid of her.

Jasper: She’s our therapist.

[eclipsingmidnight]

certain mfs will read a whole post written specifically for, about, and is entirely focused on María and still be like: “how can I make this about Alice somehow? 🤔”

[mostly-magical-polls]

Best Magical Girl Squad - R2

[therealvinelle]

Why didn’t they reach out to Maria in breaking dawn?

They had very limited time, in the book they discuss logistics of who they can visit and persuade to their side in the two weeks they have until the Volturi arrive, and who should go speak to who.

There wasn't any time to get more people, and if there had been I imagine Maria, who lives in the heart of newborn war territory, would have been a suicide mission to approach - they don't know where in the region she is, and you can hardly go around asking the battle-hungry newborns you come across for directions. The Cullens' battle training consists of a few days of boot camp, Emmett and Rosalie are a tire fire after five minutes in Mexico.

If they did somehow find her, then Maria would have little incentive to leave her newborn army to its own devices while she goes to be altruistic on the other side of the continent. Alternatively, she could bring her newborn army with her, and the Cullens (who were trying very hard to be the most innocent coven to ever not commit any crimes) can try to insist they are innocent, not a threat to anybody, and they did not in fact bring this newborn army leader to fight the Volturi. Remember, Stefan and Vladimir being there was used against them, and they are two people.

Maria would also, per Bree Tanner and Jasper both spending their newborn army days being very sad that life as a vampire is to be in a newborn army and boy do they wish there was another way, not want to risk her newborn soldiers talking to people like Carlisle Cullen who will insist they can live a peaceful life eating Bambi instead.

So no, as much as I am deeply sad the woman has no screentime in these books.