#twerking papa

[spoonzieofficial]

PLEASE OH PLEASE OH PLEEASSEEEE BE TRUE YOU DO OH PLS OH PLEAS

[im-in-love-with-bigpauly]

Idk man seems pretty accurate (also sorry for the low quality it's like 1:39 AM and I couldn't be bothered)

[klipkillakai]

that ony clip gave me so many butterflies omg 😩 it lowk reminded me of a punishment like what if homegirl went out for the first time in a while and missed the curfew only gave her but he see on sasha and historia ig she’s drunk shaking her ass on the car or smthn ����😭

ouuu girl it gave me butterflies too, but you ate so lemme walk with you rq 🤭

ony was sitting on the couch rolling his second blunt while an episode of breaking bad plays in the background, he doesn’t usually get to watch this show because you usually like to watch love island or your ghetto ass reality shows that he pretends not to be invested in—

he glances at the time on his phone noting that you should be home soon and he leans back and lights his blunt, taking a hit and throwing his lighter back on the coffee table

he ticks a hand in his sweats and mindlessly smokes and watches his show, another hour passes and he checks his phone again sending you a quick text

baby moms 💙

-wya?

he quickly leaves the text and clicks on insta checking your story but seeing it hasn’t been updated for 2hrs, he quickly scrolls and finds sasha’s and clicks through them and stopping on a video of you, drunkenly singing a song and twerking on another one of your ghetto ass homegirls, ony smacks his teeth quickly standing up

“this fucking girl man” he walks towards the door, and grabs his keys, slipping on his slides and getting in his car and speeding off while trynna call you..

“bend that ass over let that coochie breathe” you slur while slowly whining on your friend as she takes a video of you guys, your having a fucking good ass time, you haven’t been out in ages and you miss it, you begged ony to let you go.. and after days acting sweet and a few blow jobs, he let you, but with rules of course.. he gave you a curfew which you gladly accepted but quickly broke as soon as you got a few shots in you—

you were feeling bold, who was he to tell you what you could and couldn’t do, he wasn’t your daddy! well… not all the time anyway—

your standing in your section in your own world, sipping on your drink until, you feel someone behind you, and a chill runs up your spine cause you know exactly who it is, you turn around and look up at him

“didnt i tell you to come come after 12?”

your heart sinks a bit “yea but i was having fu-

“i don’t give a fuck, i told yo lil’ ass that ion fucking trust this club and you still didn’t listen”

you smack your teeth a bit “papa your being so extra right now, nobody is even-

you feel ony’s large hand wrap around your neck and he leans in a whispers in your ear

“im gon tear yo ass up when we get home” you feel tingles bloom in your lower belly and feel your face get hot—

“tell your lil friends your leaving” you softly nod and turn around grabbing your bags and saying soft byes and sorry’s, while your friends give you knowing looks and soft smiles—

ony grabs your hand and drags you out the club as fast as your heels will let you, quickly opening the door for you, and letting you get in before speeding off once again—

“im just trynna get my paper straight” you hear brent sing as ony pounds ya shit, you let out loud moans and choked sobs, “p-please” you whimper out as you reach behind trynna to press against his stomach, running away from the dick—

“nah move ya hand” he roughly says, quickly grabbing your hand and pressing it against your back, pulling your hair, and starting to drill into you—

“oh my god” you whine, pathetically whimpering letting him just man handle you, letting out his frustrations on you…

“take that shit” he grunts, pounding into you “mhm” he whispers, tightening his grip around your hair

“i c-cant” “p-pa-

he hears you he really does, but he can’t get over this shit, not this time, you need to learn, yo lil ass get real disrespectful and he’s tired of it..

“nah tell them all that shit you was saying in the camera, let them hear all this” he lifts you up and pulls you towards the camera, while still pounding into you

“i-im sorry” you sob “im s-so so sorry papa” “pl-please haaa~ ” you feel the tears rolling down your cheeks, your so overstimulated and he’s so deep inside you.. too deep even, you just need a break

“b-break” you choke out.. “need a break”

“hm baby?” “you need a break” he says mockingly while biting his lips after feeling you tighten around him, “lil ass can’t even handle some dick, you think you finna go out again?” “you crazy mama”

“please!” you moan again, pathetically trying to reach down to rub your clit, to soothe some of the stretch your feeling— god it hurts so good, your eyes nearly roll back into your skull—

“you wanna break?” “here” ony quickly pulls out, breathing heavy, grabbing his phone concluding the punishment he was giving you, you lay on the bed heaving, pussy leaking more slick, your shaking and tired..

ony slaps your ass, and leaves hot kisses down your back “i bet you’ll never do some shit like that again” “right mama?” you just tiredly nod.. he slaps your ass again “let me hear you say it” “p-promise papa” “i won’t do it again” ony nods and slowly slips inside you again, this time giving you slow strokes, and rubbing small circles on your clit.. “mmm~

the rest of the night he takes care of you, ending in mind blowing orgasms, he can never stay mad at you for too long, your still his baby girl..

|a/n|

wait yall!! i’m fucking with this oneeee ouuuu, yall i love me some ony! 🤭

[dilfl0v3rss]

Hear me outt 🌝 - jealous ony .. and y/n gets a lil lesson

yes yes yesssssss😩

all mine

cw: car sex, public sex!!

word count: 1.8k

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ony isn’t the jealous type, having lots of confidence in your love for him. he trusted you with his life and expected you to do the same with him so if there was an issue that had him feeling a little more possessive then it usually had barely anything to do with you. it was these thirsty ass niggas.

“baby please go sit the fuck down. too damn early for you t’be irritating me.” it was nine in the morning and you decided i’d be fun to give ony a little show in the living room, twerking and singing along to different songs playing on youtube. right now the princess dianna remix was playing and you was sitting in his lap, bouncing up and down as if you were riding him. “cmon boy i know you wanna touch all dis.” hands raking all over your body as you looked down at his bored face.

ony wasn’t trying to do nothing but smoke a wood with his breakfast and you were ruining that by putting your tiddies all in his face. “mama go somewhere wit allat before i spank you furreal.” his deep voice rumbled from his chest as he lightly pushed you off of him. this man clearly had an attitude, but you knew his stuck up ass wasn’t gon say nothing about it. “what’s wrong papa? why you so aggy?” you were trying to get him to communicate with you, but quickly changed your mind once he got to sucking his teeth, acting as if you were being a pest or something.

rolling your eyes, you started to say something smart, but we’re cut off by the sound of ony’s ringtone. connie’s contact came up and the way your man moved to grab the phone pissed you tf off. “yoo?……nah i’m just chillin at the crib rn…..of course gang we out.” your hands instantly gravitated towards your hips, weight being supported on one leg as you gave him a stank face. “you out where?”

once again, this sassy ass man sucked his teeth before replying. “finna go hoop wit the guys.” this had to be some type of sick joke. there’s no way this man, YOUR man, the one who literally had an attitude five minutes ago, was suddenly prepped up and ready to go run around with his little friends, but couldn’t even have a little fun with you.

“what about me? you don’t wanna stay wit me today daddy?” voice softening as you leaned down to ony’s face. you looked into his brown eyes as you waited for him to fold. he stared right back at you, licking his lips before his phone buzzed once again, ruining the moment as you seen his group chat start to blow his phone up with messages. “you can come wit me ma, but i wanna go hoop.”

what a fucking joke. you pushed yourself of off where your arms were rested before walking to your room, hips swaying with attitude. you wanted to go to target anyways so you decided you’d go to the park with him just this once to get what you wanted, but you had no intention of speaking to this man until he gave you the attention you deserved.

you sat on the park bench, watching ony get all sweaty and sexy playing with his friends. “cashhh bitch! y’all niggas suck i’m finna start putting money on this shit.” ony chuckled as he watched eren and reiner holding their hands on their knees, clearly out of breath from getting their ass whooped again.

“man fuck you. you and connie don’t even need to be on the same team cause y’all mothafuckas played in high school. if we was on that field you know damn well me and rei would be whooping that ass.” eren and reiner dapped each other up before each of them went to go get some water. ony approached you on the bench, shirt discarded somewhere near the courts, chest glistening with sweat as he practically snatched the water from in front of you and drank it.

“excuse me you fucking beast. at least ask.” you reached to snatch the water back, but he just held it higher so you couldn’t reach, giving you a warning glacé. “girl watch your mouth ‘fore i embarrass you in this park.” you rolled your eyes, plopping yourself back in your seat and pulling out your phone. “just go play wit ya little boyfriends ony.” you mumbled, texting on your phone as if you said nothing.

ony clearly didn’t hear you, walking back to go set up another game. “excuse me. this seat taken?” you turned around with attitude, still pissed at your stupid ass boyfriend. when you looked up at where the voice was coming from you were surprised to see a very handsome older man staring back at you. “nah you good. s’just me.” the man smiled at you, gladly taking a seat while digging in his back for his sneakers. “aww that’s a shame. why’s a pretty girl like you at the park all alone?”

you were going to correct him and let him know that you meant alone on the bench, not alone at the park, but your words were soon forgotten. “i’m zeke, eren’s brother. you a friend of his?” you nodded your head, voice stuck in your throat as zeke chuckled at your lack of reply. “you don’t talk much do ya? that’s fine. how about you give me your number and i’ll do all the talking.” as handsome as he was, you were a loyal woman and only wanted to be with one man.

you opened your mouth to politely shoot him down when you were interrupted. “nah she good.” ony’s lower stomach was was right behind your head as you and zeke looked up at him. face showing signs of irritation as he stood over you with his arms crossed on his chest. zeke held his hands up in defense as he practically rats you out. “i mean no harm, the pretty lady said she was here alone so i asked for her number. i had no idea.”

you looked up at your boyfriend, giving him a shy smile as you practically smelled the jealousy coming off of him. “uhh we’ll since that’s outta the way, you guys got room for one more?” zeke stood up, clearly uncomfortable with the tense energy being emitted from the both of you right now. “go ahead man, m’just leaving.” the blonde man gave him a small nod before leaving the two of you alone. “baby it’s not what is lo-”

“get in the car mama, we going home.”

the two of you didn’t even make is home, legs spread in the passenger seat as ony had one hand caressing the back of your neck while the other was buried deep in your panties. you’ve tried explaining the situation many times, and he seemed to understand what really happened, but he still fingered you with so much vigor that you couldn’t help but feel he was upset with you. “p-please papa i didn’t do anything wrongggg. it was just mis-miscommunication.”

his fingers dug into you deeper, nodding to you in understanding as he sucked hickies into your neck. “i know mama. i know. it’s just…just-” “jus’ what daddy? what i do?” a soft sigh left your lips at ony’s fingers left your hole, lifting to your clit before rubbing it slowly. “ion like seeing you talk to men ion know.” his fingers moved faster, making you shake under his arm as your release approached.

“i didn’t k-know. m’sorryyyy” your climax was at the tip of your tongue, but before long it was ripped away. ony leaned back in his seat before pulling his shorts and boxers below his hips. dick standing tall against his stomach as his hands moved towards your hips. “it’s okay princes. ima teach you, and make sure you never forget.”

though ony had a soft smile on his face, his grip on your hips was tight as he lifted you over the center console. your sundress was bunched up at your stomach so your boyfriend had easy access to your pretty pussy. he waisted no time ripping your panties in the middle and lining himself up with your tight entrance. “no screaming, no running, no crying, understand?”

before you could answer a scream erupted from your throat as ony slammed you down on his dick. “the fuck i just say mama?” large hands squeezing your ass tightly as he continued bouncing you up and down on his lap. lewd moans flew from your lips as you felt how delicious your walls felt against him. “i know it feel good, but i need you to stay quiet f’me okay? we still in public.” your eyes migrated toward the tinted windows, getting a good view of the still occupied park as well as you friends playing basketball.

“i’ll be quiet, promise.” your lips connected, dancing sloppily with each other before ony spoke into your mouth. “good girl.” his dick began kissing your cervix, palms taking up most of the space of your ass. “you mine right?” the two of you were eye to eye as he moved his hand to your neck, a silent command for you to bounce on your own as he continued thrusting from under you.

“y-yes daddy. only yours.” ony smiled at your response, rewarding you by angling his hips upward in the way that makes you want to melt into him. “this my pussy ain’t it?” he took your wrists, holding them behind your back as the two of you made love chest to chest. you moaned his name repeatedly like a prayer until you felt the urge to pee. “your heart, mind, and body. who’s is it?”

you felt your climax once again, this time stronger than before. pussy already leaking so much that it wet the seats under you as you continued fucking yourself onto ony’s dick. he knew you were close when you clenched tightly around him, clearly holding your release in so you can ask for permission. a wide smile crept into his face as he watched how obedient you were. “answer me and you can cum mama. who you belong to?”

“y-you daddyyy.” usually this answer would’ve satisfied him, but your boyfriend was in a different type of mood today. “nah princess say my name. my real name.” your pussy fluttered around him in delight, loving every second of this moment as you began kissing up his chest. ony shivered under you when you reached his neck, stopping right behind his ear. “i’m all y-yours. on-onyankoponnnn.”

your orgasm crashed down in waves, making you shake as your juices ran down his thighs. your boyfriend wasn’t far behind you, shooting his load deep inside you while holding your body on his. “that’s my good girl. never forget that either.”

[neganwifey25-blog]

THROW THAT ASS IN A CIRCLE PLEASE 🙏🏾 😩🫠🤰🏾

whore (affectionate).

[cococapiiart]

Papa twerks in a mysterious ways…

[deathmetalunicorn1]

Child!Reader showing Shiva, Rudra, Indra, Shiva’s Wives, Buddha and Loki how to do the Macarena (Along with playing the music to it)

This hurt my heart it was so cute!!!

-You giggled brightly, your hands coming to your mouth, “No Loki, go behind your head- not over your eyes!”

-You had spent the last half hour trying to teach several of your family members a new dance you learned in kindergarten, the Macarena!

-It started off with your three mamas, Durga, Parvati, and Kali, who loved watching you show them your new dance, wanting to do it with you.

-Shiva walked in while you all were swinging your hips, “Hey- no hip swinging without me!!”

-Indra and Rudra had just been walking by, seeing Shiva trying to mimic you, following along and Rudra chuckled, “What are you guys doing?”

-You beamed, your eyes sparkling as you came over, “I’m teaching a new dance! Do you want to learn it too?” they could do nothing but nod, unable to refuse those big eyes of yours.

-They almost had it down before Loki and Buddha arrived, watching the group dance the Macarena and Buddha couldn’t help but grin, taking a video while cackling loudly.

-To avoid a fight, Parvati dragged the two of them over for you to teach them as well, with no room for arguments, as Loki tried to refuse but when he saw your puppy dog eyes, he instantly crumbled, unable to resist you.

-So now you were here, trying to teach Loki, who kept making mistakes, but your family could see he was doing it on purpose, as it was making you laugh.

-Buddha was recording again, a grin on his face as he was easily able to master the dance, as he already knew it, as he had been the one to come to kindergarten today to teach your class about music, but the others didn’t need to know that.

-Shiva was ready to wring Loki’s neck while you were the patient one, “Now your hands on your hips and your shake your hips!” Loki started to twerk, which you didn’t see, causing loud laughter to ring out while Shiva lunged, “Don’t you show that to my princess!!”

-You were confused, turning back to them, wondering why your papa was trying to kill Loki.

[howlingday]

Papa Arc Tries Teach CLAMBERING

Jaune: (Learning to climb, Doesn't move)

Papa Arc: Get up there! Fucking jump!

Jaune: (Tries to climb, Keeps slipping)

Papa Arc: Stop twerking on the fucking wall and fucking climb up there!

[0dde11eth]

Ok but can you imagine all the Fads that burn through oxenfurt? All the continents top artists at their most energetic and least amount of braincells? All jammed together in one tiny campus

Tap dancing, twerking, flash mobs, throat singing, Crumping

These are just the tip of the ice burg of the silly things the students partake in

***

And now think about witchers... who have been alive for DECADES the Fads they must have seen? Especially papa vesemir?

to be clear though, he is still the master when it comes to 'pop, lock and dropping it"

The other kaer morons are more in sync when it comes to dancing, than the actual group n'sync.

[da-rulah]

Hewo dear!!! How you doing? I hope you got a bit of rest after the absolute MASTERPIECE that you wrote ;)

I have a few questions for you, so answer whichever you want or the ones you feel comfortable with (I'm curious):

- Who is your fav papa? (I don't think I know this)

- If you were part of the Ministry what role would you have?

- What kind of Ghoul would you be (air, fire, water...)?

- Fav Ghost song at the moment.

- Fav Ghost meme or piece of lore.

- Is there any fic from the fandom that you would recommend right now? I need reading material🙃

(Sorry if it is a bit long but I hope it is entertaining at least)

Hello, my darling!! I'm doing okay, just exhausted... Long work day today but a wholesome afternoon at a dog and cat rescue shelter filming a little video with them 🥹 I have had some rest after Rituale Septem, but i do find myself itching to write the next thing... Or at least, to give myself the chance to sit down and plan my next big fic!

But onto the questions...

Fav Papa: I'd like to say i don't have one, but I would be lying. And as much as I do adore them all, Copia has a special place in my heart. Most likely because he's the first Papa I've known as a new fan. He's my comfort character. 🥹

My Ministry Job: If I had a choice... Social Media Manager. Because let's be real, Copia doesn't know shit about social media. And it's pretty close to my current job in marketing anyway. I'd be making the most hilarious tiktoks and memes for the consumption of all Ghesties.

Type of Ghoul: I'm a fire sign (Leo, hi 👋���), and probably would be a fire Ghoul. I look confident, but I'm not. I look feisty, and i can be, but I'm a softie. None of the other elements speak to me quite so much...

Fav Ghost Song rn: Twenties. Find me twerking in my room to it at midnight, every night.

Fav Ghost Lore or Meme: The canon that our dearest Peepaw is in fact.. a peepaw and would piss on his least favourite Ghoul before a ritual. Hilarious. I cannot believe TOBIAS made that CANON.

My Fic Rec: ALL OF @her-satanic-wiles' Kinktober fics, for starters... but also: The Cardinal's Bride by @ramblingoak

Camellia by @molly-ghuleh

Banchetto and Face Down in Décolletage by @angellayercake

You're Losing Me by @portaltothevoid

Stunning. I can't, in good conscience, only recommend one. They're all spectacular.

ask me something I'm bored

[atinyp1eceofuniverse]

✨ IMAGINE P1HARMONY AS ✨

✨ P1HARMONY AS YOUR LITTLE BROTHER ✨

🍼 Maknae Line Edition 🍼

🍼 INTAK 🍼

This boy right here, I think he's gonna be another best little brother but sometimes slightly annoying. BUT, never forget about his charm, Imagine him being pouty-pouty while calling you "Nuna~" *I hope you didn't pass out while imagining him like that*

Clingy, but not that much. Just a hug whenever he goes to school and when he comes back home. With a wide smile on his face and bringing you your favourite snack.

Always needed a rewards for being a good boy and do the chores the best he can. "Nuna.. I've been a good boy today, I wash my dishes after dinner, I do my homework, I clean my bedroom.. well, it's not as clean as you clean it but I'm trying, okay? Now where is my cookies for my rewards?"

LOVES HEAD PATS A LOT. "Nuna~ aangg... Gimme some head pats, please~" *puppy eyes activated*

Bringing your favourite flowers monthly even on valentines. "Nuna, I don't even know at all about valentine and stuff but my friends told me, that valentine's about showing your affectionate and love to someone that you loved. So, I decided to give Nuna, Mama and Papa some flowers and chocolate. I don't know if Papa would like flowers too, but I hope he likes it. And, nuna, are you gonna give me some flowers and choco? If not, I'm gonna be sad and thinking that nuna didn't love her lil bro.." *pouty while giving you the choco and flowers*

Wanna know how he wakes you up? "Nunaaaa~~~ wake uuuupp~ If you're not gonna wake up, I'm.... Uhh.. I'm gon- I'm gonna throw rocks to your window~" *knocking your bedroom door playfully*

He protected you from your bf that's cheating on you. "Nuna, hmm what should I say about your bf, well.. I know he's damn hot but nuna, you should she him just kissing-kissing with other girl the other days. Man, I wanna punch him on his face. Just broke up with him, okay? I don't like him being your bf, PLUS I'm gonna introduce you to my friend, he's hot, hotter than your bf~" *proceed to explaining you how hot his friends are even bringing some power point while explaining it*

We love confident boi aren't we? "Nuna, I look good~ I look fine~ I think you should introduce me to one of your pretty-pretty friends 😚😉" *acting sexy and cool in front of you*

Someone's talking shit behind you? "You think you looked pretty while talking shit about my Nuna, huh? Well you're pretty, not gonna lie~ BUT, the way you talking shit to my Nuna, I don't find you pretty anymore. Now go away, and stop confessing your feelings to me, I don't like you at all." *Confront your friends that also has a crush on him, for talking shit about you*

Teaching you some cool english phrase that he learned from Keeho. "You know I had Canadian friends, right? Now I'm gonna teach you some cool english phrase to look trendy, edgy and cool! Wow, I'm such a great little brother for teaching you this Nuna, you should be proud of me." *Acting cool and swag*

🍼 SOUL 🍼

Remember when Keeho said that "He's just a strange kid." ?

Welp, this is what we get for him being the little brother.

Making weird noises to answering every one of your questions on a daily basis.

Have you got your dinner? "Piu!"

Did you do your homework? "Pyong~"

May I borrow your charger? "Mirimim.."

Do I looked good? "Stupid."

OR, man would just reacting through emoji or making such an expression on his face. FOR EXAMPLE:

~ You want a slice of pizza? (⁠ ⁠◜⁠‿⁠◝⁠ ⁠)⁠♡

~ Does it tastes good? ＼⁠(⁠°⁠o⁠°⁠)⁠／

~ Did you took my pencil? (⁠╯⁠°⁠□⁠°⁠）⁠╯⁠︵⁠ ⁠┻⁠━⁠┻

~ Did you see my socks? (⁠・⁠_⁠・⁠;⁠)

~ Can you turn on the AC? (⁠☞⁠ ⁠ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ⁠)⁠☞

Annoying little brother energy, he wouldn't hesitate to come to your room just to showing his new pair of socks and leaving the room while turning off the lights and didn't close the door.

Waking you up? He's gonna playing WAP in front of your bedroom door with full volume and bass boost while twerking and knocking your door brutally.

You broke up with your bf? Man gonna laughing his ass on the floor. He didn't give a fuck tho, but looking at you being sad, he would making weird expression and weird noises to make you laugh and make you feel better.

Someone talking shit behind you? He would also laugh while calling you stupid. But behind you, he would've beating that person. "ONLY ME COULD MAKE FUN OF HER, YOU HAVE NO RIGHTS YOU DUMBASS!!" *punching, kicking, chocking, killing, this man would be a murderer*

Man would love to recommend you some accessories, such as rings and necklace. No, no.. not the flower one but the skull one. "Nuna had to looked cool like me. So use this." *Putting the skull ring on your finger*

Shopping spree on the weekend with him mostly buying new accessories and ended up eating french fries in McD.

If you know how to dance, he would always playing some music in the cars and dancing with you everytime you go out with him. If you didn't know how to dance, he would love to teach you some cool moves.

Even though sometimes he would be so annying and a menace towards you, but in the end of the day, he's still your little brother that cravings attention, love and cuddle. Huggy bug if I must say. He loves to hug you a lot.

🍼 JONGSEOB 🍼

Smart, wise, calm cute and shy boy. You might thinking that he's matured enough for his age. His personality is just too cute to handle but his mind always blow your mind. The way he thinks is just beyond everyone on his age.

As your little brother he would suggest you some books to read because he thinks at least you had to read a book other than just crying over your boyfriend cheating on you.

Always know how to solve the problem, rather than he looking for you to give him some advice to the problem he had, it would be you who always looking for him everytime you facing a problem.

Helping you to calm down when you had anxiety or just panicking over something. For example when you broke up with your bf. "Listen Nuna, it's okay to not be okay.. don't worry about that.. You're pretty, cute and precious for me and our family. Your life is matter, just believe that one day you will get someone better than him, okay? He just don't deserve such an angel like you.." *stroking your back lightly while whispering those*

How he wake you up? He would just go straight knocking your door at least 3 times in the morning. "Nuna.. wake up. It's morning already.. Huh? Five more minutes? Okay then." And man would just left your door acted liked nothing happened.

When you struggling to use a toaster, he would come ups to you and help you. "Nuna, I think you didn't using it right, here.. Ah, there you go. Feel much better and easier, right?"

He even would love to help you with your homework if you asked him to.

Weekend with him would be just chilling in the living room while reading books and a cup of tea. Or just having fun in the park with your dogs.

Always reminds you to eat your vitamin daily. "Nuna... Don't forget to eat your vitamins, okay? I don't want Nuna get sick." *Bringing your vitamin and a glass of water in front of you*

Always asked you to dress properly and don't using something that's too short for you. "Nuna, I know that you look pretty and cute, but it's just too short isn't it? You might catch a cold, here.. use my jacket instead okay?" *Proceeds to using his jacket on you*

This is my second post in this blog, so happy to know that everyone liked my precious post and even follow me, thank you so much 🙇

I will try my best to make another post with better writing in the future ✨

[fartquen12]

Father Bear from The Berenstein Bears

Gn reader

Go to town I don't have any ideas

YESS I LOVE THIS IDEA SM <33

IM BACK BITCHES

THE BEARENSTEIN- DOOKIES

TRIGGER WARNINGS: Dookie, No mini kyles allowed, no mini ravis allowed, toilets, segsy time, lots of poop.

You said you never liked parties... but here you were sitting on a couch with intoxicated people everywhere. You decided to get up and walk around. You saw a tray with takis so you took a huge handful and golfed it down. Thats when the finest man walked up to you. Father bear.

"Hey Y/n" He said winking

"Hi... HI...."

"What are you doing this weekend?"

"N-nothing."

"Wanna go out?"

"sure.."

"Ok bet see you at the calico bar at 3 am." he winked again

He walked away and you ran your ass to the bathroom. Shoving multiple drunks out of the bathroom you ran in and took a fat shit everywhere. Your dookie was flying out of your hairy cheeks so much you shat and went almost went flying. You didnt because you grabbed onto the toilet seat for dear life.

*Next day at 3 am*

You arrived at the bar and sat down quietly. You looked around when you saw father bear come and sit down at the table.

"Hey sorry i was late had to tuck my kids in and pretend to sleep with my wife."

"um okay." You said not knowing he was married.

The waiter came by and took your orders then left.

"So what do you do for work?" you said

"Im a plumber" He said

"oh,thats nice."

"what about you?"

"Oh me.. I work in an old peoples home and wipe their stinky butts." You began laughing

"umm. thats not really funny." He said.

"Im not joking.."

Okay."

The rest of teh night was pretty awkward. An occasional question would pop up but nothing really.

The date was over and ass you walked over to your car papa bear threw a towel with sleeping gas over your nose and you passed out. When you woke up you saw papa bear hovering over you while humping

"AHH WTF!!" You yell and began shitting your pants

"SHH BBG" he yells

you began beating this litttle fuckers ass and whooping it nice and hard

"HAALLP!" He yelled

"Daddy?" You heard a small voice cay coming down the stairs.

"Shit.. SIster bear go back to bed daddy is just- JUSt go back to bed."

"RAPPEEEE!" Yoy yelled

"OH HELL NAH!" Sister bear yelled kicking her dad in the nuts so hard he went flying. The wife showed up and tried to whopp your ass

"DONT PLAY WITH ME!" You yelled garbbing a fist full of her hair and swinging her around

"YOU WANNA FIGHT HO!" Yo yelled

"NOOO!" SHe yelles

you let go of her hair and said

"THAS WHAT I THOUGHT HOMIE!" you got in your car and drove off into the sunset blasting "Never gonna give you up" And you twerked.

THE END

[lordvonbunnyv]

Hello! Welcome to my all loving, all accepting, very inclusive blog space! We love everyone here and accept everyone!

Do not even think of interacting if you:

-know how to dance the Macarena

-are anti-Green olives

-are anti-pineapple pizza

-have a bedroom with hardwood floors

-can do the chicken dance

-watch 70’s soap operas

-sing gospel music in the shower regularly

-own a dog with white fur

-is pro-olives

-wear a pair of walmart cowboy boots

-can speak Texanese

-have a bathroom with tiles

-shower once a week

-know the hamster dance song

-has played any of the papa Louie games

-sniff carpets regularly

-can name the members of the band, “Tailored Swift”

-think tears are tasty

-identify as a Chinese mitten crab (if you identify as a hermit crab or a Chesapeake blue crab, your fine)

-love Chinese mitten crabs

-can play the melodica

-have toes

-have fingers

-played checkers

-watched “the Care Bears movie” and enjoyed it

-think that your cat can do nothing wrong

-had owned a fish that lived in water

-think that cheetos are tasty

-believe that Hiccup Haddock III is kind of cute

-had a fictional crush on Howl

-regularly roleplay as a coffee pot

-know all the lyrics to the SpongeBob theme song

-brushes your teeth every night

-had sang “toxic gossip train” at least once

-are pro-beaver

-believe that moose are real animals (they’re not)

-have been struck by lightning

-been given a proper Viking funeral

-have been crushed by a rainbow at least once in your life

-anti-letting-bunnies-rule-the-world

-anti-Czech fraud

-can lick your knee

-can twerk to “Let it Go”

-Fart, burp, and sneeze at the same time

-breath fire

-breath acid

-have less than two tongues

-is against going to war with the giant radioactive zombie baguettes that live in the stratosphere and eats our native butterflies that have TikTok accounts.

[dumpshittybrain]

When I was 3 I stuck my pinky in a door hinge cause it was twerking against the wall and I didn't want it to break.

I didn't want mumma papa to have to spend money fixing it.

Long story short, we spent more money than the damned door's worth resurrecting mah cut finger