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need to post my favourite tweet in the entire world
#twelve retweets. tragic. what the hell. this person was a visionary and they got 12 rts#anyway yeah. i gotta get into a mosh pit. next time i'm at a metal show#my 5'7 estrogenized ass will get smashed into a pulp. it'll be awesome
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my new thing whenever an embarrassing memory jumps up out of some backwater neuron to t-bone my present-day thought process is to declare a statute of limitations. like i can burn down an entire building in the state where i live and the law deems it both unfair and illegal to prosecute me after six years have passed, i think that thing i said in high school can be expunged from my record.
#ohhhhh so twelve years ago i was really rude to someone at the mall and now i'm worthless forever? let's see it hold up in court#containment breach
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Welcome to the “whoops! I accidentally started got manipulated into starting the apocalypse!” Club. Members being Jonathan Sims and Mable Pines. They’re both ✨traumatised✨
Bonus comic
#whoops!#they got manipulated into starting the apocalypse#everyone makes mistakes :)#Jon: your like 5 you have an excuse for this#Mable: fist of all I’m twelve second you literally got possessed#wait she’s thirteen#oh well#anyway#spoilers#lol#gravity falls#fanart#art#gravity falls spoilers#mable pines#tma podcast#the magnus archives#tma spoilers#the mangas archives spoilers#tma fanart#jonathan sims#tma Jon#whoops I accidentally started the apocalypse club#Have a good day#✨
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i spent THIRTEEN YEARS waiting for an age accurate casting of percy jackson but now that it's here and i am no longer a child looking at heroes my age, i'm just plain HORRIFIED on behalf of these children.
#ANNABETH IS TWELVE. WHAT THE HELL.#PERCY IS SO SMALL. I JUST WANT TO HOLD HIM AND PROTECT HIM FROM THE WORLD.#pjo tv show#percy jackson#annabeth chase#pjo show
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A Robin lineup of sorts :) (sorry for no Carrie, Maps or Matthew... I was tired)
#batfamily#robin#dick grayson#jason todd#tim drake#stephanie brown#duke thomas#damian wayne#dc comics#my art#digital art#also please don't come at me for the ages orz orz it's mostly guess work and/or based on their costumes#-> for example in the timeline I have in my head Damian wears this specific suit when he is twelve#but I've already drawn a Damian timeline sorta so you can look that up on my block if you want to
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I just went on a rant about plungers, how’s your day going?
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Norwegian Mikus :)
Left is Miku as a russ and right is Miku in a bunad!
#i had so much fun with this#its not often i get to draw my culture#oh ywah and this is digital art if you were wondering#ANYWAYS i could go on for hours about russ and bunads#but i dont wanna bore anyone xd#if anyone is curious i would love to answer in the comments :D#OH YEAH I HAVENT DRAWN MIKU SINCE I WAS LIKE TWELVE LOL#i hope im not too rusty teehee#its nice drawing her again#maybe i should do it more#who knows#okay im done ranting#hatsune miku#miku worldwide#worldwide miku#miku#vocaloid#norwegian#norwegian miku#17th of may#norway#marsipain art
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You: This sour patch kid would kill a victorian child!
The victorian child, who has been in the Peaky Blinders since the age of six and has already drunk more gin today than you have in a month:
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what an icon daddy Twelve was
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bonus. tell me why
#you may have noticed ive posted a million polls in tbe past twelve hours#it's because The Reckoning (autoimmune flare) is upon me and i desperately need distractions.#let's discuss. i like quotation marks and ampersands.#polls
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david tennant, matt smith, and jodie whittaker: if doctor who calls me and im available I am so there
me: omg yes slay I love that for you
christopher eccleston and peter capaldi: there’s nothing on god’s green earth that makes me want to reprise the role of the doctor on television
me: omg yes slay I love that for you
#a bit tragic for me as nine and twelve are consistently my top 2 docs#but I respect them so much for that#theyre so real#but also I would absolutely be a david matt jodie#like I get to play the doctor u bet ur ass im gonna do it as much as possible!!#doctor who#the doctor#thirteenth doctor#tenth doctor#eleventh doctor#twelfth doctor#fourteenth doctor#ninth doctor#christopher eccleston#david tennant#matt smith#peter capaldi#jodie whittaker#new who#nuwho
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Put thee not on Silent
[ID: A 4 panel comic made of digital paintings of a zoom meeting between the knights of the Round Table.
Sir Galahad, Queen Guinevere, Sir Gawain, Sir Lancelot, Sir Bedivere, have their own individual screens, and one screen shows a conference room with King Arthur, Sir Mordred, and others who are not named.
Both Sir Lancelot and Queen Guinevere have their cameras turned off, and microphones muted, the entire time.
Panel 1 shows King Arthur with a few of his knights, with Sir Mordred brooding beside him in shadows, and a hand reaching from offscreen to steal snacks from a bowl.
Sir Galahad has his microphone muted, and is in a forest, looking up and to the side. He has brown hair up above his head and very pale skin.
King Arthur asks, "Sir Gawain, canst thou see the PowerPoint slides?"
Panel 2 shows Sir Gawain, who has brown skin, black hair, green clothes, and heterochromia, with one green eye and one dark, replies, "Verily I cannot, I think it be a miasma of the sight."
Behind him for the background is a section from the Green Knight manuscript, showing faded lettering and a green knight on a green horse standing in front of someone with a large axe while a crowd of spectators watch from the sides.
Sir Galahad's screen is now slightly motion-blurred, showing a reddragon's open mouth in front of Sir Galahad's face.
Panel 3 shows Sir Bedivere, labeled Tech Support, who wears a blue shirt and a plumed knight's helm, looking exhaustedly into the camera, pushing his helmet visor up with one hand. He is lit by blue light and has bags under his eyes, asking: "Hast thou sharest the screen?"
His background is of a library. Sir Galahad's screen is now taken up by the motion-blurred side of the dragon that is attacking him.
Panel 4 shows Sir Gawain turned slightly to the side, looking derisively at the camera, saying: "Yea, but I cannot hear Sir Galahad."
The only thing left in Sir Galahad's screen is the motion-blurred, spade shaped tail tip of the dragon chasing him.
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#cattle rustling for fun and profit#king arthur#sir gawain#sir bedivere#arthuriana#this is my very silly epistolary story which I love dearly#someone please get Bedivere a red bull or twelve hours uninterrupted sleep STAT#also I got lazy and decided that Dev Patel Gawain was a cool enough design to steal#maybe I should introduce you to my original idiots#my art#my comics
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was chatting with my brother about gravity falls (again) and i said something like “man, can you believe stan waited and worked for 30 years just for the chance to try and bring his brother back?” to which my brother responded, “yeah, it’s nuts when you think about it. i wonder if stan got trapped in the multiverse instead, if ford would do the same.” HELLO???
#my brother is out here accidentally thinking up angst on a pro level#someone get this man on ao3 please#like because what do you mean#WOULD HE??#my mind says no but my heart wants to say yes#god bless the book of bill for making us think of these things twelve years later#once again#stanley pines you will always be famous#gf#gravity falls#the book of bill#book of bill#stanley pines#stanford pines#gravity falls stanford#gravity falls stanley#bill cipher#gravity falls bill#mabel pines#dipper pines#soos ramirez#wendy corduroy#gravity falls soos#gravity falls dipper#gravity falls mabel#gravity falls theory#americanbi’s posts
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it’s take your nonbinary grandpa to pride month
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I love how Percy is genuinely like wtf when Luke says Annabeth - who’s twelve - is head counsellor so he’s under the impression that annabeth is ridiculously powerful when in reality her older cabin mates just wanted to spend their time coming up with ways to hack the government instead of assigning cabin chores
#obviously annabeth is powerful#but like#she’s twelve#it’s funny#pjo#percy jackson#heroes of olympus#pjo funny#annabeth chase#pjo headcanons#percabeth#jason grace#piper mclean#sally jackson#luke castellon#pjo tv show#pjo disney plus#pjo disney spoilers#just in case#pjo disney#luke castellen
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