#tw:swearing

[emiemi345]

Serotonin be like

[kpopwerewolf]

I try to keep swearing off my blog, but this is horrible.

I hope that redditor has a miserable day where everything goes wrong and they're exhausted and in pain for the rest of the week.

I saw this on Reddit and instantly got so pissed off. This person is ableist as shit. Advocating for the death of disabled children? That’s just sickening. This person is so fucked up.

My apologies for the cursing. This just really made me angry

[whore4colbyb]

Truth or strip

18+

tw:swearing,smut

summary:Colby and y/n been in a relationship for 3 month and decided to play truth and strip but things get a bit heated when they turned off the camera.

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“y/n you’re seriously putting a whole winter jacket,a scarf,and hat?”

I smiled“I sure am,mr brock”colby laughs in my face while setting up the camera. “Colby i’m really not tryna be naked in here knowing everyone is home today”I sigh

“You’re right,dont want people to look whats mine.”colby said confidently. “Can we please start.”I blushed,trying to change the subject

“Whats up guys its y/n and colby,and we are doing..drum roll please.”I smack the pavement around the hot tub. “Truth or strip!”We both yell like little kids

Lets both do rock paper scissors to see who goes first,I won! “Don’t start with a bad question please,baby.”

“Who was the person that took your virginity”I giggled “y/n you will be the fucking death of me.” “Love you too,colby”.after minutes of thinking he whispered “hannah”.

“risky I see,you’re sleeping on the couch.”Colby looks at me with puppy eyes.”Im just kidding baby.”I say while I kiss his cheek.

since you gave me a bad one,Ima give you one. “y/n,besides me who do you think is the cutest in the trap house.”my mouth dropped “Colby,no one you know this.” “y/n you know the rules”he smirked I take my scarf and he dumps a bag of ice on my head.

a couple of rounds later…

Colby was in his boxers,I could see how hard he was,I think it was because I was wearing my push up bra and shorts.It was my turn to ask colby a question I asked “Who is the ex that you will always go ba-.”before I could finish colby pull his boxers down and throws it at my face.

“EWW COLBYYY”I shirked,he laughs at my face so i put ice all over him.He tackles and tickles me making us look like psychopaths.Corey walks outside “QUIT FUSIN AROUND CHILDREN”he yelled. “SUCK MY DICK COREYY”Colby yelled back as i smiled and whispered in his ear “Can I suck it”he smirks

“Ok guys this is the end of the video see you pookies later byeee”I finished the video and immediately went in the shower.As im under the steamy hot water Colby walks in and gets in the shower. “Colby wait for your turn”I turn around then colby smashes his lips on to mine,as I kiss him back colby then slips 2 fingers in my entrance,I gasp.

I moan as he keeps going faster,as soon I was about to cum,he stops.I groan in anger. “dont.say.a.thing.”colby said roughly.He licks his fingers that were just in me clean.he pushes me against the wall and slams his hard cock in me,I moan loudly but colby puts his hand of my mouth. “Dont be loud baby”he said as he groaned,we both came and cleaned up for bed and cuddled.

“I hope they didn’t hear us.”I exclaimed, “I really hope they didn’t.”he said as he smirked.

[lol81788177]

Tw:swearing

This is fucking perfect

react : (*and little bit of spoilers*)

💅💅💅Besties💅💅💅

Now listen bad copy of Jurassic Park,it wasn't enough for you to kill her, in the fucking series?!😡😠

!!!The girls are fighting😱!!!!!

Stop bully my poor girl jax!!!😠 >:(

Silly goobers :3

Cyn pls don't ate it ,i don't think ,it taste good😰

[wishingst4r]

135 votes 😭

That’s crazy! Anyways I will eventually get to doing every character from the poll before posting another poll with characters to choose from.

Random texts with Floyd

Established relationship, implied reader being Yuu

TW:Swearing?

[sotiredimbored]

503

tw:swearing

HOW THE ABSOLUTE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT JESUS CHRIST ILL REDO MY ROOM

i really should stop posting note challenges because holy fucking shit

[lov3-sweet]

basically that whats happened

Tw:swearing and description of gore

Yeah he also like blinded the witch after destroying her good eye since when he first escaped and she ate bright and dozer he like lost it and threw a fork with a rope attached at her eye and yanked it out and the seconded time he speed dashes threw her skull,she's fine witchs can regenerate if a piece of them is still attached in this universe

[yuri-the-boxfox]

need an insult?

you've come to the right place! TW:Swearing and rude words

"You Gopping sperm-guzzling thunder-cunt"

"you putrid ass-licking wank-cloth"

"you foul pig-fucking cock-womble" "you absolute cock-sucking oxygen-thief"

inspired by something I saw on Pinterest at some point

[certaincolorglitter]

TW:swearing

we need an SMG4 mario appreciation week, man deserves after all the shit he went through, and his "friends" treat him like shit even though he saved their asses multiple times and was there for them where they were in the dumps, poor mario, he deserves better

[thegoldfishkid13]

Revenge part 4

Tw:swearing, blood,kidnapping and yelling

Masterlist

Y/n’s pov:

I was about to break lose from the chains that had bounded my wrists together. When my legs hit the floor I fell. Being chained up and having your legs in the same position for hours and hours isn’t a pleasant feeling. I felt around the wall behind me for a light switch. The room was dark and the wall was damp, meaning I was probably in a basement or something. I knew Maverick and Ice were worried sick and trying to find me, but I had to prove to them that I can handle the line of work even when tragedy strikes. I found the light switch and turn it on to find my shoes. The heels I was wearing were broken. The strap was cut on one and the heel snapped on the other. I sighed not knowing how I was going to do this barefoot. I open the door and walk through, nobody is out there so I head and run towards the exit. I need to get out of here and home as fast as I can, I need my husbands and my daughter. I burst the doors open and continue running to our office building. It’s about a 30 minute run nonstop. I open the office door and the receptionist looks at me.

“Mrs.Mitchell? Where have you been?” The nice lady looks at me and smiles. I look at her and nod.

“I wish I knew. Do you know where Pete and Tom are?” I ask, my breath shaking from running. She looked stunned by my response. She took an audible gulp and nodded.

“Last I knew they were in the conference room, and Mr. Kazansky and Mrs. Bradshaw were in the cafeteria.” She grew worried and had sweat forming in her forehead. I nodded and headed towards the cafeteria, as I grew closer to the doors I heard yelling. It was Tom and Pete arguing. I stood outside the door and listened to what the men were saying.

“What if we never find her Ice? Do you know how that would end for use?” Pete yelled. His words made my blood boil. Why would he ever say anything like that? He has no right to say anything like that. I open the doors and everyone turns and looks at me.

“ Quite arguing I’m fine. Now what the fuck is going on down in here? We are a team and we are supposed to be working together.” Everyone gives me a shocked look, almost as if I had just walked in on them doing drugs or something.

“Y/n….?” Tom stammered out. Nobody knew what to say. I nodded, that is who I am.

“Why are we all standing here? Isn’t there work to be done?” I spoke my voice stern and cold.

“Y/n….honey we need to get you cleaned up, let the boys take care of this.” Carol suggested. She knew what I was talking about when I said that things needed to be done. I nodded and agreed with her. I picked at the dried blood that sat on my skin.

“Just find the son of a bitch who took me, I want him in the conference room by tomorrow morning” I spoke and turned to walk out…. Pete spoke but I aunt able to hear what he said as carol walked with me. Tom still had Adora, but I wasn’t sure how well she would be watched if I had her. The drive back to the house me,Tom and Pete share was short but quite.

“Love, I’m sorry i wasn’t watching. It’s all my fault” Tears pricked in the corner of her eyes, this wasn’t carols fault, it’s nobody’s.

“It’s okay carol…things like this happen to the best of us. It’s unfortunate but unavoidable. There was nothing that you guys could have done to stop this from happening, I was just lucky to get out when i could.” My voice was horse and scratchy.

“Do you wanna stop anywhere and get food or something?” Her tone was soft and sweet. I shook my head no since there was food at the house and I just wanted a shower.

[mythica0]

A Blast

🎂:ROTTMNT

🧁:Leo

🍫:Donnie

Summary: Leo gets a lee mood, but refuses to let himself indulge, and is grumpy as a result. Donnie figures out a way to help his twin.

A/N: a little self-indulgent something-something to get me back in the flow of writing! This takes place post-movie so some spoiler warning!

TW:Swearing, minor angst and self-depricaty thoughts.

A Blast

Leo was in a lee mood.

Something completely normal for him, and yet he was actively hating himself for it.

‘Ugh, I wanna be tickled so bad!’ His thoughts echoed, quickly followed by a stern,

‘No, Leo, it’s silly stuff like this that got your family hurt.’

Usually, these moods of his would make him giggly and a tad bit obnoxious. However, he was suppressing those behaviors. He would not let himself be immature. Not when it caused so much damage.

He bottled up everything he was feeling towards said lee mood. Which resulted in a very grumpy Leo.

Whenever someone asked about it(usually Mikey), he would brush them off, tell them he was fine and move on with life.

Donnie wasn’t having any of it.

He noticed how Leo had brushed off Mikey’s concern several times now, even though all of them knew something was up.

Donnie was going to get to the bottom of this situation.

That evening, the soft shell went up to his twin.

“Nardo?” He raised his eyebrow in question.

“Uh… yeah?”

“What’s up with you? And don’t you dare say nothing because we both know thats a lie.”

Leo tried to object before Donnie cut him off.

“Ah-ah! I know what you’re about to say, and just because I can’t lie dosent mean I don’t know when someone else is lying.”

Leo saw his dead-pan expression and decided ‘I guess I just won’t talk then. Cause I am not touching that with a ten-foot pole.’

Donnie waited and stared at his brother for a moment, quickly realizing the slider wasn’t going to talk.

“Fine then,” he started, a dangerous look and tone. “I will make you talk.”

The smart one then tackled Leo to the ground, quickly starting his attack.

Donnie nearly got whiplash from how quickly Leo’s demeanor changed from ‘grumpy and stubborn’ to nearly elated.

He was even more shocked when, despite how happy his twin looked, he still protested profusely.

Leo, on the other hand, was conflicted.

He shouldn’t be letting himself have this, it’s immature, it could cause problems. He could cause problems.

But he also was finally being tickled! And it was fun. ‘Why is it so much fun?’

Donnie could see the conflicted thoughts running through Leo’s head. He didn’t know exactly why his twin was conflicted, but he could see it all over the sliders face.

Donnie slowed to a halt, hoping to get Leo to talk about his feelings like a normal person.

As Donnie stopped, Leo accidentally let a small noise of disappointment escape him.

Donnie lifted an eyebrow at the noise. “What was that?”

“Uhuh… would yohou believe mehe if I sahaid nothing?”

“Absolutely not.”

Leo just smiled nervously and didn’t respond.

Donnie sat in silence for a moment, putting two and two together in his head.

“You…You didn’t want me to stop, did you? This is what was making you grumpy. Because you were suppressing a lee mood.”

Leo looked anywhere that wasn’t his twin .

“Well, well, well. Looks like someone is literally asking for round two. In his head at least.”

Donnie just smirked at Leo’s nervous yet giddy anticipation. “Lucky for you, I’m willing to comply.”

Then the soft shell waisted no time starting right back up again, scribbling behind Leo’s knees.

Leo instantly started laughing. He was so happy to be in this position. He was still a little conflicted, but his pure joy at finally getting what he wanted set that off to the back burner.

Donnie idly wondered why Leo felt the need to suppress it in the first place as he continued. That was a discussion for later though. For now, he was just gonna let his twin brother laugh and not hide behind a mask.

When the purple-lover started squeezing Leo’s thighs, the slider quickly fell into gleeful cackles.

It was unbearably fun, debilitating in the best possible way. His thoughts melted into the backround and he just finally let himself go.

He let himself have fun and be immature, probably for the first time since the invasion.

Eventually, Leo couldn’t breathe properly anymore and tapped Donnie to let him know he was done.

Donnie got the slider a glass of water as he recovered.

“Soooo~, did you have fun?” The soft shell smirked.

Leo just sighed out a giggle and nodded, letting himself be honest about it.

“A complete and utter blast.”

———THE END————————————————

[emiemi345]

Misc Clone High S3 Thoughts

Is nobody talking about how Mary is voiced by Janet from The Good Place and Mrs. C is voiced by Tahani from The Good Place or did I just not scroll down enough

What does the C in Mrs. C even stand for (Cuntlertron)

SKUNKY-POO WAS A GIRL THIS WHOLE TIME???

[fictionalmenxyn]

Don’t mess with the Lieutenant’s, Lieutenant.

Tw:swearing

Walking down the corridor into the canteen, you walked on over towards the new forming queue.

Grabbing a tray and cutlery as you shuffled down the queue. Getting handed your food on the tray you heard a few boys whispering to each other next to you. One whisper yelled “boys, the fit one of here.” And as he said that the two others lead in front to see you in their view.

Grabbing a drink and paying on card, you headed towards a table with Gaz and Soap. Sitting next to Soap, you spoke “hey fellas” Gaz asked “hey, how did the training go with the new ones?” You nodded and spoke “good, some better than others, some needed to keep their gobs shut, but it went well.”

Soap raised and eyebrow and asked “what did you mean by that?” You answered “just boys being boys and they did it earlier, in the queue.” He nodded and joked “Ghost isn’t gunna be happy.” You chuckled and agreed “yeah, I can’t lie, I want him to catch them doing it.” You and the two men laugh as you eat and have a conversation.

A few moment after eating, you were talking to the two men sat with you. Then all of a sudden a bang erupted from your table. As two boys practically jumped onto the table. The one standing spoke “hey, miss” you asked “can I help you, boys?” One spoke “yeah, I need help with something in my room. Somethings wrong with my cupboard” the other one sitting down added “yeah, could you bend down to fix it, it’s the bottom draw.” You rolled your eyes subtly as the boys snickered.

You remarked “you should be grown men, go fix it yourselves.” The boys spoke “but you need to do it I can’t do it.” You said “boys I’m not stupid. Now go before you get on my bad side.” The boys giggled and spoke “oo, miss has a bad side.”

As you stood up, you watched the fear on their faces. You then felt a large presence behind you. Knowing it was Ghost you spoke “want to repeat what you just said?” The boys shook their head and Ghost spoke “alright Love?” You turned around and smiled while saying “yeah, just a couple of boys being boys.” Ghost looked at them and said “are they causing you trouble? Cause if they are I can-” You turned to them and spoke “yes, but I got this.” You spoke “boys, as a lieutenant. I want you three to lap the running track forty times. Real men know never to disrespect women or sexualise them. If you don’t do the forty laps I’ll get Captain to have a word with you. Then he’ll punish you way worse than I have. Now go.” They all nodded and got up.

Looking at Ghost he spoke “surprised you didn’t go nuts on them.” You laughed and said “gotta learn to have patience, havent I?” He chuckled lowly and pulled you in for a hug.

No matter if it was a small issue or a massive problem. Never mess with the lieutenant’s, lieutenant.

[whore4colbyb]

“He doesn’t need to know”

Colbybrockxreader

18+

TW:Swearing,drinking,smut

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“y/n come hereee”brennen yelled,I panicked as I try to make myself decent knowing colby is outside making a video with my mom and brennen. “Im coming asshole”I yell while checking myself out.I get outside “what do you want brennen?”I asked “I want you to ask us our last question for my video.”I sigh “let me think………Have you ever thought your friend’s sibling was cute?”I look at everyone as they give me a shocked look as they all put the “I have” sign up.Cobly laughed while looking at me.

I don’t want to be delusional but maybe he was talking about me.They finished the video and went inside making a live,they were just talking,drinking,and being so gay which makes me burst out laughing every damn time.I go to the kitchen just to grab water to hear my name comeout of colby’s pretty mouth.I turned my head so fast and said “Yes colby” he sweetly said “come join us”I slowly move to the living and sit next to him.

People in the comments asking to do a live truth or drink live which was very risky but they still did and asked me to do it with them.It was my turn and colby asked “Do you have a crush on any of your brother’s friends”I simply said “yes,good thing you didn’t ask who.”Colby laughed while brennen gave me a nasty side eye.it was colby’s turn and I asked “If there is a girl he would want to be with who would it be.”His lips quivered while smirking.He said “you..IM KIDDING BRENNEN DONT KILL ME”I laugh while brennen pretended to beat up colby after that they then ended the live,brennen went to get food and more alcohol for us,as soon he closes the door colby quicky said “I hope you knew I wasn’t kidding”I widened my eyes “Are you deadass.”I confusingly said “Yeah you always caught my eye but didn’t want to say anything”he shyly said.I smile “colby you should’ve said smth, the things you do to me.”He kisses me while I straddle his lap,he made hickies all over my neck,then he picked me up and quickly Brong us to my room.

He throws me on my bed ripping my shirt, admiring me “the things you make a man think”he whispered he takes his shirt off,seeing his v line and abs made me wetter than water.he unclips my bra and takes his belt off. “take off your pants only,princess”I obey as being submissive is my fav kink.He takes his pants off and push my panties to the side and puts 2 fingers in my entrance,I moan but not too loud that my mom can hear he takes his fingers out licking them clean and puts my legs on his shoulders preparing to devour me.

He immediately sticks his tongue in licking me,eating me.I grind on his tongue as I keep wanting more,I was a moaning mess that even my legs started to shake.he pulls his boxers down and flips me over in doggy style and slams into me “you feel so tight around me princess”colby says while he groans.at this point all you hear is skin slapping and our moans,we both cum at the same time breathing hard.

“what did we just do”I gasped, “I dont know but it felt amazing”colby said while smirking. “what if brennen finds out or doesn’t want this?”I worried “he doesn’t need to know.”

Fin.

[1ts0kn0ttobeok]

TW:Swearing

I’ve done a shit tone of laundry today so here’s some political shit

FUCK TRUMP, FUCK BIDEN, FUCK THIS FUCKING SHIT ASS COUNTRY AND IT’S SHIT ASS GOVERNMENT

[id-go-for-massmurder]

I tried making a comic hshah

Tw:swear word ig

Bob pissed his pants

I love both of them ❤️❤️

(Edit: just realized that there was 2 slides that were the same hshdb)