#tw remus sanders

[sitcom-muppet]

Weird Sanders Sides fic idea I’ll probably never write: Logan is a lawyer and a single father raising Virgil. Roman is an actor and a single father raising Patton. Roman decides to shadow Logan to prepare for a role. They fall in love. Janus and Remus are married and they’re the wacky neighbors.

[warnadudenexttime]

*Flash Warning*

Did I Stutter?

Which transition is your favorite? Because lord did finding all those take alot of time HJKDKSHA

[deostyx]

The Prince and The Duke

[aidensm8]

Just a short one for now to prepare for a long angst boi coming next

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[logan-the-artist]

more incorrect quotes

is Logan just messing with Roman? is he telling the truth? no one shall ever know

[confusedasever]

Do I think Remus is taller yes. Was it funnier to not change the heights? Yes. Art is about taking creative liberties.

Tw: Blood

Another Pinterest creation I couldn’t find the og artist so if anyone knows pls let me know I beg of thee

[nectorbruise]

Say no evil

See no evil

Hear no evil

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First post of 2024. Sorry, this has been done since last week after redrawing three times. I am losing it. I love the dark boys, the dark sides, so I just had to draw them. I had to. I could have been more advent with the pose. I’ll just redraw it next new years.

[tylernolbottle]

Heads up ;))

<version with blood below>

Redraw of this drawing I posted on my side account years ago

[firewolf111]

Remus: I have an idea to get away with drunk driving.

Janus: By not driving while drunk?

Remus: No, stupid. By bringing a sober friend with you. That way, when you get pulled over, you kiss them and inhale their sober air to pass the breathalyzer.

Janus: That's not- why wouldn't you just have the sober friend drive?

Remus: *stares at Janus with a wide grin while blinking one eye at a time*

Janus: ...

Janus: Are you just creating an excuse to make out with me?

[ravenlikesbooks]

Which instrument I think each side would play (and why)

because I'm a bored band kid who has plunged back into hyperfixation

Logan: Clarinet. It's sleek and professional. While flutes have the reputation for being perfectionists (and let's be clear, we are), clarinets are close behind. They're also one of the core instruments in a concert band, loathe as the other sections can be to admit it.

Roman: Trumpet. Loud and bold, constantly competing with the saxophones for dominance. If a trumpet plays even a little bit in a piece, you will hear it. There is absolutely no missing them.

Patton: I'm gonna place him over in the euphoniums. The low brass is the backbone of the band, and the goofballs too, but euphoniums tend to be a lot more.. tamed than trombones and tubas (at least in my band).

Virgil: Percussion. Everyone forgets about percussion, even the percussion. A lot of band class is spent with the percussion just chilling in the back half asleep while the other sections work out their issues, and that's just how they like it. Despite this, they are essential. Literally nobody would be able to keep tempo without them, even though they're supposed to be counting.

Janus: Flute. I say this as a flute player: pretentious ass bitch. Flutes like to pretend to be calm and collected, and are gracefully floating above the rest of the band. Despite this, they can be the most chaotic people… just not when the band director is watching. Pretentious perfectionist teachers pets (affectionate)

And finally… Remus: Alto saxophone. CONSTANTLY competing with the trumpets to be the biggest, loudest, most obnoxious section. Why did I put Remus on saxophone and Roman on trumpet as opposed to the other way around? Simple. Saxophones have reeds, and reed players hate changing their reeds. They will play on the most damaged reeds imaginable. A saxophone in the current senior class at my school literally played on half a reed for an entire six months. It was almost completely black from mold. They are TERRIFYING!

disclaimer this is all just for fun please be nice (': also if you play one of these instruments and I insulted your section I'm very sorry but this is all in good faith and I literally called myself a pretentious ass bitch so...

(if you're finding this through the sanders sides tag, please reblog this version with the latest updates!)

[blackoutbugza]

here’s some sanders sides guilty tears AU memes for the soul because i just finished it 👍

((mild spoilers for episodes 1-5))

AU IS NOT OWNED BY ME!!! all story rights go to @not-exactly-laborious :)

og pics under cut

[princerowansfaeriecourt]

Janus: Bible hack: if you do two sins at once they cancel each other out and you can still go to heaven,

Remus: thats why when I commit murder I make sure I'm also really horny.

Virgil: Yeah, that's why it's be gay do crime.

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<Quote taken from Drawfee>

[warnadudenexttime]

Heed the Content Warnings in the beginning of the edit please, this is an edit of an analog horror series after all HDASKHS

Anyways, you guys should watch Guilty Tears by @not-exactly-laborious 10/10 best Sanders Sides fan project ever, I thought this song would fit it well :3

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

[Remus running around screaming] Janus: Should I get a sedative? Logan: No, I'm good, thanks.

[deostyx]

Indulgence

[myapathyhaspeaked]

janus: *leaves*

remus: welp, there goes my impulse control. you guys wanna try crack?