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horrible video game idea: a dating sim except every single character in the game is aroace so you never get anywhere and there are no good endings

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Hardest part of being a director is when you have actors who are like “PLEASE nitpick my performance PLEASE tear it apart it’s the only way I can grow PLEASE I need critique so I can expand my art and be validated” and then you have actors who hear hey can you move a couple steps to the left for that scene and they go “oh…okay 😢😢😢 I’m sorry I disappointed you 🥺🥺🥺” and until you’ve worked with them a while you don’t know who is who without asking.

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*reads comics published in any decade or era* oh boy! I sure hope there isn’t any sexism in there

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"goddess" "matriarchy" "female wisdom" girl your civic rights

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you have to outlive donald trump

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asked for a 2 piece at kfc and they asked breast or thigh. I said personality and they threw hot grease on me

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Tip: A friend is someone you can talk to about Fantasy Worldbuilding

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Beautiful Street Art in Hollywood. Walk of shame. By the way .....FUCK DONALD TRUMP!

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ur future nurse is using chapgpt to glide thru school u better take care of urself

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Close enough, welcome back Patton Sanders

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using "what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament" to mean "yeah i made an embarrassing reference but you understood it which is also embarrassing" is very funny to me

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so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

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Official fic description for my Glee NPMD AU!!!

Sam Evans is sick of his childhood best friend trying to ruin his life, Sam's friends Artie and Tina are equally fed up with being bullied every day, Mercedes Jones is struggling to find her place among the rest of the cheerleading squad and Quinn Fabray just wants to be a normal, straight, Christian girl. There's just one problem standing in everyone's way: Santana Lopez.

The five hatch a plan to force Santana to stay away from them, and it works almost too well. But although she's finally out of their lives, something sinister is lurking in the halls of William McKinley High School. And just like Santana herself, revenge is a bitch, and it's out to get them.

Based on the musical Nerdy Prudes Must Die by Team Starkid, but you don't need to have seen it in order to read this.

Title is pending and 1st chapter is on it's way! :]

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ruth stimboard !!

⛧ with pillow & blanket stims !

☾ rq'd by @beckybarnes !

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"Don't kill the part of you that's cringe, kill the part that cringes"

-Richie probably

(Stephanie and Grace's first time eating lunch with the trio ☆)

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Where's that tweet about people still living long fulfilling lives even through the fall of the roman empire because I think about it constantly