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[deecotan]

For the pregnant Zosan art (which I love) is Sanji eating or cooking anything strange with the pregnancy cravings?

YES. I answered something similar here about my pregnant sanji headcanons and weird cravings is definitely one of them. i also drew this back then (i don't remember if i have posted them to tumblr or not?? sorry my memory is shit) which is basically a glimpse to what zosan is up to on sanji's early days of his first pregnancy. so yeah

some more fun headcanons:

zoro's stomach becomes a whole new level of indestructible after enduring months of sanji's weirdass pregnancy cuisine, because not only he eats them alongside sanji, he takes the brunt by eating the "rejects" aka the food sanji HATES all of the sudden literally 5 seconds after making them. forget about eating razor blades, zoro's stomach achieves true nirvana after enduring chocolate tuna and peanut butter pickles for two weeks straight.

sanji got sick at one point and suffered from quite a bad fever. during his bedrest he became delirious and started to crave drinking zoro's milk straight out of his breasts. he cried and throwed up after zoro said no i can't breastfeed you because my breasts can't produce any milk. zoro then said you technically can drink YOUR own milk after you give birth later, but sanji only cried harder because his milk is for the baby & he doesn't want to steal their baby's food. zoro ended up buying him carton milk and he recovered quickly after that.

sanji's misadventure of weird pregnancy cuisine marks the first time luffy got humbled after pestering sanji for food and ended up being served a food combination that even he can't fathom. you know it's bad when luffy doesn't want to eat your food.

[whatasillyguy]

Sneak peak lovelies~! Hope you like the 1 and a half paragraphs you get~!

Coming out hopefully in the next week, then I’ll get to Luci’s and the others on my list (:

Oh btw don’t listen to the tags, I forgot to add mention, and description of cannibalism soooo..

[dnncats]

had red & black markers and a dream (time to procrastinate)

[raytorosguitarstrap]

by "daron's ass" do you perhaps mean daron malakian's.......

mmmmmamaaaayaveeeee......

[apparentlynotreallyfinnish]

When you're vibing with a girl and can't stop chatting for days and you start to think that maybe... Maybe my luck is changing. Maybe there's actually someone in this world that might be a match.

But nah. She turns out to be a terf.

[stygiovictoria]

vincent can just die and be fine and we should talk about that more i think what is going ON with him

[goosemagician]

I FORGOT TO UPDATE ANTI-HERO LAST NIGHT IM SO SORRY GUYS

[akabendyfan]

barky

[unrelatabledude]

im too lazy to make it good but hashihime vdeo i couldnt sleep until i made. technically a wip

[hmyrine]

on everyone's soul this is what happened

[nakakabaliw]

curly talks

[feefal]

Mold x calico cats!

[sailing-ever-west]

graph of what being hungry is like with adhd

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

[noodles-07]

to be fair to Cain if nobody had ever died before and I didn't know it was possible I would probably also hit my brother over the head with a rock if he was being really annoying