#tvv

[humbug-demartino]

DARIA: "Aunt Nauseam" [S5 Ep10]

[thescriptorium]

lesbians lets not forget our beautiful butch/femme history

[darth-memes]

[runandhideguys]

okay idk about other ppl so this might be an unpopular opinion but i do not give a shit what actors think about non canon ships and them saying they dislike them (as long as it’s vaguely professional and not like a weird rant or smthn) doesn’t affect my opinion of either them or the ship

[toebeans-mcgee]

Vulcan Kitty with a very logical catnip toy ☺️💚🖖🏽

Romulan Kitty, Andorian Kitty, Master List

[unfortunate-stranger-losers]

things i think about CONSTANTLY:

daniel handler said that everyone in a series of unfortunate events and the surrounding universe is jewish "unless stated otherwise"

the only time it could possibly have been considered "stated otherwise" is in the netflix tvv, when poe and his wife mention being the only kids in their class without b'nei mitzvahs

literally the only non-jewish characters in this series are the bankers

daniel handler is the funniest man alive

[violetsbaudelaire]

the overalls have won

The time is now.

[weirdthoughtsandideas]

There is one moment in the swedish translation of TVV that is way funnier than it is in english.

”Shit!” she (Violet) said.

Klaus jumped slightly. ”Where?” he said.

”I don’t mean there’s shit in the cell,” she said and hoped it was true.

In english, she apparently says "rats!"

[free-my-boy-grumbot]

happy birthday to the stupidest most brainwashed indoctrinated pretentious loser(s) in human history. i love the snicket family so much it makes me nauseous. i want to study their cognitive development in a controlled environment. every time i think i’m free from the clutches of the asoue interest i remember those fucking interactions between olaf and jacques in tvv and i am dragged right back in. what was i taking about again oh yeah merry birthday

[unfortunatetheorist]

What were the earliest the Baudelaires could've died, once ASOUE began?

Part 1: Violet Baudelaire

This is a question I've been pondering after rewatching "The Grim Grotto: Part 2", seeing Sunny nearly die due to infection with the Medusoid Mycelium.

I've decided to take each Baudelaire in turn: starting with Violet. Basically asking the question, "Just how lucky we're the Baudelaire orphans?"

From the near-miss craniectomy of THH to being burnt at the stake in TVV, there are 2 instances (that come to mind) of her possibly dying once the series started:

1. Violet could've died, having been assaulted by her abnormal cousin, Count Olaf. (TBB)

or

2. Olaf, posing as Stephano, could've knifed her either when chasing them around Monty's house or, by book canon, when he eerily rubbed the same knife along her knee during their dinner with Monty. (TRR)

A morbidly realistic and realistically morbid little trinket,

~ Th3r3534rch1ngr4ph, Unfortunate Theorist/Snicketologist

[mayonnara]

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Day 52

[beatricebidelaire]

the other day i was thinking about olaf being described as tall in the books, and then i paused to consider, was he "much taller than average", or just "seemed tall from a child's perspective"? after all, olaf's age, according to DH, is "however old children think old people are". so when he was described as tall, could that just be that he looked tall to the three kids.

so i thought, were other people described as tall? off the top of my head the one thing i recall is, jacques was described as " not as tall as olaf" and "not as thin as olaf", and possibly the only adult character whose height is directly compared to olaf's iirc

for comparison's sake, i went back to check if other adults were described as tall as well. olaf and each of his disguises were repeatedly described as tall. within his troupe. the bald man has been described as tall, and fernald, while in disguise, has also been described as tall. charles and sir were both described as tall at some point. so were georgina, esme, jerome. and some more.

esme, like olaf and fernald, has also been described as tall when in disguise and using a fake name. she's also been described as slender.

denouements are also tall, and more than once described as "tall and skinny, with legs and arms sticking out at odd angles"

side note: this has nothing to do with height but: georgina is described to have blond hair. this is interesting because in the books it wasn't that often that a character's hair color is specified. aside from georgina, olivia is described to have blonde hair - "with a flick of her wrist, she unraveled the turban, and her long, blond hair fell down around her tearstained face" (she, on the other hand, was not described as tall)

references below:

poe:

 a tall figure striding toward the Baudelaire children. (tbb)

charles:

the children turned to see a very tall man with very short hair. He was wearing a bright blue vest and holding a peach. (tmm)

nero:

a tall man with a violin under his chin and an angry glare in his eyes. (taa)

georgina:

Dr. Orwell was a tall woman with blond hair pulled back from her head and fashioned into a tight, tight bun. (tmm)

esme:

in walked a tall, slender woman, also dressed in a pinstripe suit. (tee)

Officer Luciana was a very tall woman wearing big black boots, a blue coat with a shiny badge, and a motorcycle helmet with the visor pulled down to cover her eyes. (tvv)

a tall, skinny figure walking down the B aisle STOP. (thh)

jerome:

a tall man wearing a suit with long, narrow stripes down it. (tee)

hector:

A tall skinny man in rumpled overalls stood up from one of the folding chairs as the Chief of Police stepped off the platform with a lipsticked smile on.  (tvv)

jacques:

He wasn’t as tall as Count Olaf, and he wasn’t quite as thin, and there wasn’t dirt under his fingernails, or a nasty and greedy look in his eyes. (tvv)

colette:

a tall skinny woman with curly hair squinting down at them, and in the third was a man with a very wrinkled face who was still asleep. (tcc)

denouement:

He was very tall and skinny, and his arms and legs stuck out at odd angles, as if he were made of drinking straws instead of flesh and bone. (tpp)

even the tall, skinny figure of either Frank or Ernest, who would occasionally rush by them on errands of his own. (tpp)

it was a man, tall and skinny, with his legs and arms sticking out at odd angles, as if he were made of drinking straws instead of flesh and bone. (tpp)

taxi driver from tpp:

the children felt a shadow over them, and looked up to see a tall, skinny figure standing over them. In the darkness the children could not see any of his features, only the glowing tip of a skinny cigarette in his mouth. (tpp)

sir:

The door of the sauna swung open, and Klaus saw a tall, dim figure step into the steam. (tpp)

[bestofsophieturner]

Sophie Turner as Joan Hannington on TvV guide and TV & Satellite

[toebeans-mcgee]

Romulan Kitty with a toy ball full of Kali-fal 💚 (might make a catnip disruptor later 😅)

Vulcan Kitty, Andorian Kitty, Master List

[afterthegreatunknown]

some sbg males height:

denouements: 6'5 (195cm). they joke about how they could easily pick up people and take them away, but they never do it. well, except frank pre-canon. frank sometimes has the need to intervene fights; he will pick up one the two brawlers and drag their ass away. also: despite having limbs like 'straws', they're quite strong.

olaf: 6'4 (193cm). olaf came from a family of tall people, so it's no surprise that he grew up to be tall also. olaf likes his height, especially back in happier days when olaf was dating kit. kit had a habit of pulling him down to her level (usually by the tie or collar) so she can kiss him. olaf had no qualms with it.

jacques: 6'1 (185cm). jacques is the tallest of his siblings, and incidentally, this is the same height as their father (kit and lemony are on the shorter side). jacques is threaten by his shorter associates to get kick in the shins, which only happened twice (beatrice and r due to being angry at him at different occasions).

widdershins: 6'0 (183cm). widdershins wouldn't be this tall if he wasn't part of vfd. it's a mix of his genes from his father's side and growing up in a environment that allowed him to be healthy and strong. he's also a bit stocky (fat and muscle), and it's something widdershins feels insecure about (and got dieting books for).

gregor: 5'11 (180cm). the tallest of the anwhistles, gregor's stocky build and his personality doesn't help the illusion he's taller than he appears. gregor wears shoes that does give him an inch of height, but he doesn't want to be taller than 6'0. gregor actually reached his full height in his teen years before he stop growing.

ike: 5'10 (178cm). the funny thing is that ike was the shortest anwhistle as a child, and he had the baby fat to match (he was a rather chubby child). when ike reach puberty, he grew like a beanstalk (and also lost his baby fat and chubbiness). ike had a field day being taller than hector until hector pushed him to the ground.

hector: 5'7 or 5'8 (170cm or 172.7cm). hector's biological family is full of short people, with his father's height (the same as hector's) is consider tall. hector is tall by short people's standards (re: the baudelaires in tvv). hector is okay with his height now, but back then he wasn't. he didn't regret pushing ike to the ground.