Hello internet should I continue trying to scrape every last drop of Feelings out of Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World(2003) in my increasingly desperate attempts to feel anything other than vaguely miserable numbness? Or should I wait and not destroy it for myself completely?
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"I'm a Ghoul fucker, I'd fuck Cooper Howard" of course you would. besides his nose he's weirdly normal looking. The real question is would you fuck Gob?
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leverage is so fucking funny. man manages to find the most mentally ill and neurodivergent group of thieves on the market + an even more mentally ill guy whose literal job description was trying to chase all of them, and forces them into a found family speed-run by trying to blow them all up. they lowkey stage a full fucking country wide coup and are like eh 🤷 just another wednesday. this might be a fun place to vacation tho i guess. sophie shows up to her own funeral twice. they're so good at convincing people of their shit that they make a guy's body start reacting to an illness he doesn't have because it isn't real. go completely out on a limb and basically hand this one guy a new password for his computer so they can get into it and he goes with it. parker and hardison have straight up just "fake it 'till you make it"d into the fbi without even attempting to cover their tracks beyond just These Two Guys. half their clients never asked to be their clients and don't know they're their clients, and the other half are random people who find them who fuckin knows how, meanwhile no government agency can track them down without selling their soul to sterling. they make a point to have a dramatic scene w a Big Bad Shadowy Government Guy who doesn't actually get caught or brought to justice or anything telling them he's going to hunt them all down, and in any other show this would probably earn at least a minor arc later on but he literally never shows up again. an entire season finale hinged on a cake and a bunch of clams. they accidentally made eliot a celebrity not once, not twice, but three times. parker blew up her foster parents' house when she was like. nine. and it's hardly a footnote. hardison is just casually an artistic prodigy but it's only ever brought up for the most background of background gags. eliot's biggest beef with parker and hardison for like two and a half seasons is that they won't stop making weird food with lasers and refuse to realize they can't make a decent beer to save their lives. sophie's immediate response to being shot is to call her shooter a wanker. there's a character who has literally killed a man with a mop and they had the audacity to only put her in one episode.
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annabeth: my name is annabeth 😐
percy: are you stalking me annabeth?? 😡
annabeth: *thinks about it*
annabeth: yes 😑
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i think people wonder why they seem to be so heavy on foreshadowing in season one (percy literally pulling annabeth up from the cliff, etc etc) and i think there’s actually a very solid, kind of sad answer:
i think every single season of every new show is made with the crippling fear of cancellation. it’s just the way it is now. incredible seasons of television, thousands of hours of work, written off with one news article. doesn’t matter how much hype, fandom, critical acclaim—they just vanish.
because of this, the show’s team wants to give us everything they possibly can—just in case. let us show you a glimpse of percabeth’s dynamic in the future, just in case we can’t.
but the thing is, i don’t think they have to be worried.
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“is this because I don’t have a couch?☹️” yes buck that’s exactly why bobby thinks you’re not ready to be interim captain yet. because there’s a piece of furniture missing from the loft he’s never been in. cmon closeted bisexual boy
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