#tutor for english

[akathesignal]

imagine tim drake passing his english lit classes purely because of his stalkerish obsession with jason todd leading to him hacking into jason's laptop and reading all his old lit essays and book blog

[xxlady-lunaxx]

gentan and sanegiyuu... and and and sanemi bringing giyuu home one day and genya finding them making out or whatever. and because he's been mentally scarred and traumatized for life, he invites tanjiro over and they end up falling asleep on the couch and sanemi is seeing giyuu out and he passes the living room and sees genya uhh and his jaw is on the floor, he is NOT happy and right after giyuu leaves he's violently shaking the two awake and throwing tanjiro out

[nicomoon69]

thinking abt a stephcass magical girl 90s-00s vibe shoujo manga with all the tropes. them being childhood best friends, Cass pining for Steph while Steph is completely oblivious bc she's crushing on Tim (she's in her comphet era) and keeps bugging Cass abt which boys she likes (she likes none)

also reverse tuxedo mask situation with Tim where Steph 'crushes' on his civilian identity but hates him as a hero (at least in the beginning)

just endless possibilities for shenanigans and cute shit

[ayakurawashere-alt-account]

Nik and Verbs.

I feel like Nik would hate Verbs. Like that one meme that goes:

*cue ballroom classical music*

Nik: I hate verbs in English.

*imagine Nik just dancing with Price, ballroom dancing.*

Price, raises a brow, as they dance:

Nik: I dance.

Also Nik, gives Price a peck on the cheek: You dance. He dances.

Nik,lets go of Price suddenly.To point at Graves dancing alone: Why!?

Price, looks baffled af. But before he can say a word Nik goes like:

Nik:*in a quiet voice* is he dancing more than me...?

Price, tries to comfort Nik by putting his hands on Nik's cheeks:

Nik: I don't think so.

Price, very confused:

Nik: six-hundred and forty-five people dance and he dances!?

Graves is still dancing in the background, Kate can be seen trying not to die laughing, the boys are shooketh and looking at him, Price has his hands on his hips and sighs:

Nik after a few moments of silence: How much is this motherfucker dancing!?

*Cue price on giving him a kiss on the cheek and reaffirming him in Russian with a chuckle or two. He also explains verbs more.*

[maralarsen]

He is my misfortune 🎀

~Lorenzo Berkshire x reader~

WARNING: cursing

°Nepriateľ milovníkov°

Fluff

Summary : You unhappily end up tutoring a boy who brings you more misery than life itself

• |Reader is in Hufflepuff

• | I plan to make another part/parts. But I don't know if you will like this part, so I'll see 🎀

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Lorenzo Berkshire. A lot of people think of this name as a smiling face of a boy who is always positive, laughing and sometimes even kind. The only thing that comes to mind with this name is disaster. Everywhere he goes something always goes wrong. Either I'm unlucky with him or I really don't know anymore.

For example, my Hufflepuff friends and I were in Hogsmeade. It was cold, so we went to the Three Broomsticks to warm up like every student at Hogwarts. A pleasant atmosphere prevailed there, at least I felt pleasant until I saw his face. At that moment, I sighed and realized that another problem was on the way.

We sat down at the table next to his. And why ? The reason was clear. Berkshire wasn't sitting there alone, he was there with his crew. For my friends, it was literally a feast for their eyes. I don't understand what they like about guys who just drink, smoke and change girls like socks.

That's not my type at all. I'd rather have some nice boy who likes to cuddle, go on cute dates, buy me flowers and..."What the f*ck?!" I was snapped out of my reverie about a boy who might not even exist by the boy who was the most annoying to me. nerves. "Sh*t Berkshire watch out! Great, I'm all wet now," oh of course who else but Berkshire could have tripped over his own feet and spilled butterbeer on me. "I'm sorry, I really didn't mean to, this really wasn't on purpose," Berkshire apologized with a smile on his face.

I heard how his friends started laughing in the back, especially Malfoy, another icon of the school. I wanted to cry. I don't understand why he always has to do this to me. "I said sorry, don't be so relational, it's just beer, it will dry out," I looked at him in disbelief.

"Yes, it will dry out. But it's your fault that it's wet!" I stood up and left the room. Why does he always have to do this to me? Fool. I got on the first carriage I saw and went back to the castle.

This happened about a month ago, I'm currently sitting in the library completing an assignment on herbology. I really don't enjoy this subject, but somehow I still manage it. Unlike Berkshire. Whatever he is, I feel sorry for him. He's been sitting here in the library since lunch, and I can see he's still doing the same thing, with a herbology book spread out in front of him.

During that time, I managed to make elixirs, astrology and now also herbology. Maybe I would help him, but that's what he needs. Unfortunately, the butter beer cannot be washed off. He's lucky he covered my old sweatshirt and not a new one.

Curfew is in a moment. I pack my things in my bag and I look at Berkshire, but he is already looking at me. Why is he looking at me? Better do your homework, moron. I smirk, take my bag and leave the library.

The next day I enter the greenhouses, as I expected, I had a good homework and so did the others except Berkshire. "Mr. Berkshire, I don't want to worry you, but you're failing Herbology," Mrs. Sprout said sternly. Berkshire didn't say anything, just stared blankly at the ground. "Are you going to do anything about it, Mr. Berkshire?" the teacher asked him. "

Well...I...I don't know..." Mrs. Spraut just sighed and announced: "Mr. Berkshire, I suggest that someone tutor you. He will tutor you for 3 weeks, 2 times a week. And I already know who ." She suddenly turned her gaze to me. Wait. NOT. He probably can't be serious. After all, one more moment in the same room with him, and that boy will set my hair on fire with his happiness.

"M...Mind..Mind me?" I stammered back to her. "Huh? Do you have a problem with that Mrs. (y/l/n)???" "Um, no?" I replied, more of a question than an answer, "excellent! You can leave at the end of class!"

What on earth did she dip it in, and why me? I ran out of the greenhouses into the corridor to make it to the next class. "Hey! Wait!" "oh god what do you want?" I turned to face Berkshire. "Wouldn't you like to go...ah!" I reached for his shirt and pulled him to the side "You were standing in way, Lorenzo," "Oh, thank you." So wouldn't you like to go for a beer with me? We could..." "No! There's no way I'm going anywhere with you anymore. The last time you had a beer in your hand, it ended on me. So no!" I said even before he could finish the sentence and I turned to leave "Jesus, you're terrible," he said with a laugh in his voice "but I still don't like you!" I said and went into the corridor.

As I expected, it happened. He chased me. "Why are you following me like a lost puppy?" "I was waiting for you to calm down," I looked at him in disbelief. "You're kidding, aren't you?!" "When was I kidding," he replied with a grin. I swear if that boy was closer I would slap him. "Oh well, well. So what do you want so urgently that you're chasing me," "I just wanted to ask about the date of the first meeting," he said quietly. "Why didn't you ask right away?"

"Because you didn't let me talk you into it?! Did you!?" that bastard... "When is convenient for you?" I asked him with a sigh. "Whenever you want, I can do it any time," "Then Wednesdays and Fridays. I want to have peace from you during the weekend," "Mrs. (y/l/n)'s order!" he turned and left. Oh god it's going to be a month.

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• | This is my second story so I apologize for any mistakes + English is not my first language ✨

[crescenthistory]

what university sends out academic integrity suspicion mails on CHRISTMAS EVE??? 😭😭 i know they’re just being overly careful with this assignment and that it’s not Actual suspicion, just that i have to meet with my tutor to “check in” and “ensure” but BROOOO that shit makes me so stressed out

[aliusfrater]

just remembered someone saying they disliked the finale cause sam should've become a reclusive professor or something adjacent... like yeah the same sam who has definitelyyyy expressed any interest in becoming an educator or having that role or any role(s) adjacent... the same sam who has definitelyyyy had explored arcs relating to that idea... on the show that definitelyyyyy themes or allegories relating to the idea of education/teacher/roles relating... sure...

[expiationist]

east asian politics notes

[splo0shh]

Finally finished cleaning him up! Also added some stuff about the AU on the side :D

[thetiredprometheus]

oh so when Evelyn Hugo has seven husbands she's 'an icon' and 'a girlboss', but when I, Henry the eight-

[vixyz-aac-hoard]

I need help with school

I need help with Math/ELA

need help with Math/ELA (alt version)

[low-level-lilim-2]

You are walking home at night as you pass the ally I am waiting in, I grab you one arm around your waist and one hand over your mouth. You struggle to get away I show you my knife and say stop struggling or I will cut you slut. I remove my hand you start to scream I slap you hard on the face you fall to the floor in a daze allowing me to rip off your panties and gag you with them and tie you spread eagle to a steel frame. You start crying. I lick your tears and slowly rip off every piece of your clothes. You panic and your panic grows with each piece of your clothes I rip off. I run my 55 year old hands all over your gorgeous young body. You try to scream again but the pantie gag stops you. You can't believe it but you are getting wet. I rub your wet pussy. I start to suck lick and nibble your lovely young nipples. They get hard and your pussy gets very wet. My hand playing with your pussy is soaked with your pussy juices. I rub your pussy juices all over your face. I get my nipple clamps and put them on your hard nipples and squeeze them hard. You try and scream again. I kiss my way down to your soaking pussy.I kiss, lick nibble and play with your clit until it is over stimulated and your body betrays you and you cum hard. I start to finger you tight  pussy 2 then 2,3 and then 4 and I rub your over stimulated clit with my thumb. The intense pleasure and intense pain. You can't think as the intense orgasm over takes your mind. I get my 10 nch thick cock out your eyes go wide with alarm you try to speak I remove the gag you say no please it won't fit. I ram my massive cock inside you as I rape your pussy. You gasp and cry in pain but you know with your rapist pleasure will follow. I fuck you harder and harder faster and faster deeper and deeper my cock fills you completely. you are so close to cuming again. Your pussy walls clench around the cock invading your pussy. I explode deep inside you and all over your cervix impregnating you. You cum harder than you ever thought possible. I say I own you now body mind heart and soul. You say yes sir. I give you an address and say be there tomorrow. I say if you tell anyone what happened or you don't turn up I will send the video of your rape to everyone you know your boss, your dad and mum, your friends everyone will know what a cum slut you are. I get dressed and go leaving you in a pool of cum and a pile of shredded clothes.

the bones are there, but the pacing of your sentence structure could use some work. try varying up the length of your sentences so it flows better. also, this is tumblr, so if you're not "using quotes and making them red/pink" for dialogue, the AutiHD crowd won't be able to read it.

finally, i recommend getting a little more creative with the words you choose, and not repeating your nouns so often. if 2 sentences in a row are using the same noun, try to restructure the 2 sentences into 1.

i always giggle at "slap you hard" lol

[osteochondraldefect]

actually. coughs. traditional sketches of varying degrees of quality be upon ye

[designs on the last one are by @kamil-a !!]

[polyglot-sock]

it will never stop surprising me how certain parents want tutors to improve their children's grades in one month. ma'am, you son doesn't know how to form the plural form of a regular noun. he won't understand the difference between past simple and past continuous after 10 one-hour long lessons. i doesn't make me a bad tutor. it's how learning works for heaven's sake.

it will also never stop surprising me how certain language learners beat themselves up over not reaching fluency after 6 months of studies. girl, you have a full-time job and a social life. you won't be able to read shakespeare-level literature after 35 hours of studies. it doesn't make you a bad learner. chill out.

[jukeboxhound]

My first column with the online newspaper re: restorative justice was published! Which is very cool! I'm so chuffed about it!

...Except that the editor inconsistently capitalized a particular common noun throughout the article (!) and also removed my Oxford commas (!!!!!).

[mistress-riddle]

this might perhaps be a controversial opinion (idk and idc to know) but i could so see (modern?) tom enjoying psychology