https://slasher-drabbles-n-stuff.tumblr.com/post/633613785615253504/masterlist [REQUESTS OPEN] She/Her. Call me Stormy. I write Headcanons, ficlets and other stuff for slashers + Lucifer. Tbh it’s probably mainly going to be all Michael Myers , SPN, and Lucifer Morningstar.
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I’ve been busy expanding my collection of perks that I find humorous when taken literally… or figuratively… I guess it depends on how you see it:
Fire up is genuinely a DBZ power up seeing as it takes you the whole match to reach full power.
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Birthday art for the birthday boy💕💕💕
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✨ boy ✨ Birthday boy ✨
A variation:
Happy borthday, old fart
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Thomas Hewitt
https://youtu.be/daVx-iCh5RQ?t=1948
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andrew bryniarski behind the scenes THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE: THE BEGINNING 2006 | “down to the bone” dvd featurette
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Remakes had no business being so horny for their slashers
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Their little scuffle over the mask is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen, but strangely wholesome? Yes it’s pathetic, but also cute! Corey has so much energy from them feeding off eachother, he’s gotten to be too much of a handful. Meanwhile Michael just wants to be left the hell alone.
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Its slasher season fuck everything thats not related to the hot murders 🔪😈
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i think in the next halloween movie michael myers should have a pride pin on his outfit and its never addressed or acknowledged in the movie because the online discourse it would cause would be so funny it'd be everything from "does he even know what a sexuality is maybe he just likes colors", "welcome to the lgbt community mr myers", "its problematic to make him lgbt!!!", "maybe the pin was just on those clothes when he stole them" and "they've made michael myers woke"
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breaking - an elderly man wants to play bingo one last time, 57 dead, 1 injured, 2 infected with mildew
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when you wanna chill (get reclaimed by mold) in the retirement home (sewer) but ppl just won't leave you alone
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HELLOOOOOOO???!?!?!:!/&3@2&
cred 2: @/actordouglastait on IG
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age just number i swear it's fine bc im legal 😔
fr tho he's so FUCKING HOT. im losing my mind over here why and how does an old bald ass man have us obsessed and horny 24/7 😭
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endless list of my favourite male horror characters:
BRUCE CAMPBELL as ASH WILLIAMS in EVIL DEAD II (1987)
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