#turn on swipe

[lupins-hehim-pussy]

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what's wrong with him (based on That Scene in the hit wriolette fanfic Love Will Find A Way, So Will Naked Mole Rats by noxetic)

[tomaturtles]

can i play with your hair in a bro way. sit in my lap in a bro way

(Happy Shinkawo Day!)

[jamietwat]

Jamie would 100% make Roy a dating app profile sometime after the Keeley rejecting both of them thing to try to help him move on and meet people when clearly he’s refusing to get back out there organically and he’d think he’s being so helpful and generous and the best wingman ever. He’d handpick what he considers the sexiest pictures he can find and put a bunch of shit Roy would never say thinking he’s being accurate and helpful and not even taking the clear opportunity to make a joke account to embarrass him or anything when he easily could have just made fun of him and chosen the worst pictures possible instead

And then he would be SO offended when it doesn’t go well when Roy finds out about it and is not properly appreciative at all

Roy thinks it’s Jamie’s account when he starts showing Roy girls like what do you think of her and asking him way too many questions when Roy has no interest in participating and has no idea why the fuck Jamie seems incapable of swiping without trying to get Roy’s opinions first. Meanwhile, Roy’s giving one word answers at first and then increasingly trying to brush him off when he doesn’t stop and then he’s just flat out like “Choose your own dates and leave me the fuck out of it” and Jamie’s like “Nah, this is your account. You should have a say” and instead of being grateful and appreciative and thanking Jamie for being oh so generous with his time and energy, Roy just scowls at him and growls out “You did not make a fucking Tinder profile for me” and Jamie just smirks and decides now is not the right moment yet to mention that he actually made him accounts on like three different apps because he wasn’t sure which Roy would like best

Roy barks at him to delete it and Jamie’s all whiny like “Come on, I spent a lot of time on these and you haven’t even considered it. Plus, even if you’re not ready to date someone yet, you’d still be less miserable to be around if you at least found someone to shag in the meantime”

And Roy’s like “Delete it. I don’t want a fucking Tinder profile.” And Jamie looks at him confused for a moment and then seems to have an epiphany as he goes “Oh, do you want a Grindr one instead? Hold on a second” and he flips to a different app and Roy’s too busy being baffled by the fact that Grindr is already on Jamie’s phone and that he’s having to sign out of his own account to try to make one for Roy to even stop him before he’s already trying to sign up for a new account and Roy goes “That’s not what I meant. I don’t want any dating app”

And Jamie pauses his typing and turns and looks at him so skeptically and so judgily and suddenly somehow Roy is trying to fight for his life trying to defend why he’s not looking for some random stranger to date or fuck around with

[tightjeansjavi]

When you realize that the current toxic relationship in your life is…your place of employment

[heartofalifer]

sometimes I lay at night thinking what exactly did daisy write in the description of alec hardy's tinder profile and what pictures did she use that made her think that could get women to swipe right on him. was it selfies? was it candid photos she took? was alec wearing that blue jumper on and reading a paper with his legs crossed in the photos? I need to know

[sysig]

Oh dang, I really got in at the last minute! Time really flew this year!! Happy requestober, everything I've seen looks amazing so far! Could you please draw something where the Vargases get a Joel kitty but just like... *Not* under terribly sad circumstances? Like maybe after adopting Todd, they get a family cat? Thank you so much! <3

Day 31 - Mutual introductions

[draconicace]

been thinking lately that harry must know a lot about anatomy. he was a gym teacher and now he's a detective; he knows all about muscle groups and what makes them tick. well what if he knows how to give a massage. what if kim keeps rubbing at the back of his neck because he has to bend his head at a weird angle constantly to write in his notebook. what if harry manages to fight through his anxiety over touching people for a moment because he knows he can help alleviate kim's neck pain. what then

[dykespence]

lisa swain ass song

So basically you want me to die

[nostalgicfun]

If anyone here is on tiktok and would like to enjoy nostalgia content over yonder, my handle on there is @nostalgic.fun ! I try to do fun content that's a little engaging 🌈

[antisocialmedia-asm]

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

–ectoBiologist [EB] began pestering tipsyGnostalgic [TG]–

                                                   –

EB: how are you feeling, roxy?

EB: i mean, what’s it like? having been all, um…

EB: trickster?

TG: have u ever had a dream

TG: s that

TG: . that you

TG: um

TG: u had

TG: you t

TG: you we

TG: you could

EB: ???

TG: u do

TG: you wi

TG: yuo wants

TG: *you

TG: u could do so

TG: you

TG: you do

TG: u cou

TG: u

EB: …??????

TG: you wan

TG: you want*

TG: him to do you so much you could do anything?

EB: 

EB: …ah.

EB: hang in there, roxy.

TG: 👍

[doggerell]

PSYCHIC DEATH // ATL. // 07.08.2024

[vandalizedheart]

sometimes i think about another verse i had in the past, where between her dimensional hopping, nikki saw all the destruction eggman caused while he remained alive (the forces war and etc.) and deducted that her killing eggman was actually for the best. so she leaves home and becomes this punisher-esque villain/antihero that hops dimensions, aiming to kill every iteration of eggman in order to "save" that dimension's sonic.

haven't committed to bringing it back because i know i won't really utilize it much LMAO... buuut that did make me realize i already have a villainess version of nikki (albeit on my multi lolol)

[fridayiminlovemp3]

i neeed to stop obsessively hating on people but like if it’s bad why does it feel so gooddddddddd 🤨🤨

[doctorsiren]

I never saw the problem with Godot calling Kia kitten. I mean, they were dating. It's a pet name. And she didn't seem to mind. What's the issue?

…

Well they weren’t dating at first and so in the game it seems kinda icky and predatory since he’s older than her and she’s just starting out in the field so he had a power advantage

If he only started doing it when they were dating, yeah that would be fine but uhh she was a new attorney and he was senior defense attorney so it was just icky and sort of misogynistic and gross

bro really thought he could get away with calling her his kitten in court, my guy this isn’t discord /silly

[bouncyenvos]

the dog always swipes his nasty ass on my shirt every time he jumps up and joins me on my seat😐