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lupins-hehim-pussy · 8 months ago

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what's wrong with him (based on That Scene in the hit wriolette fanfic Love Will Find A Way, So Will Naked Mole Rats by noxetic)

#look at me posting my art despite my paranoid fear of getting swiped by ai robbers #the power of fanfics will do that to ya #im also posting it in hd w a tiny signature because im STUPID and an ARTIST watermarks look UGLY #ARGHHHHHHHH #dont make me glaze my art pelas #its not the most accurate to the fic.... not one to one.... but the author said that its ok..........#for starters they are not actually positioned like this. I realized my mistake when i was drawing them crotch to crotch and thought #'surely wriothesley would remember that first'#but he didnt. because their pose was more spiderman (neuvillette is above him but turned 180)#. so. his torso wasnt actually On Top of wrio. it wasnt This homoerotic. is what im saying #and a dialogue is wrong too bc im a dumby dumb #wriothesley #neuvillette #molerats #neuvithesley #wriolette #my art

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tomaturtles · 10 months ago

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can i play with your hair in a bro way. sit in my lap in a bro way

(Happy Shinkawo Day!)

#shinji ikari #kaworu nagisa #kawoshin #shinkawo #neon genesis evangelion #campus apocalypse #gakuen datenroku #nge #nge ca #toma draws #ALMOST LATE BUT I DID IT used the date as a deadline to get around to finishing this :] i love how kawoshin has like. 2 holidays #hopefully i retained the og sketch's comfy cozy vibes well enough... i blame the crazy shoujo vibes on me finishing kimi ni todoke today #not complaining tho i'm so pleased with how it turned out 🥹 those effects were what i kept feeling was missing while i was working on it #anyway. campus apocalypse kawoshin save me......#btw the caption is swiped from the post that inspired me to draw this. theres a screenshot of it on the post with the og sketch

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nyaa · 20 days ago

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see vine was “do something crazy” and tiktok is “pretend you did something crazy but it’s a soundstage built by DuPont money”

#ive used TikTok maybe twice #i hope this is accurate #I think I was getting cool landscapes and art for like 30 swipes and I then made the mistake of liking one cosplay dance (it was good!)#then everything turned into egirls and weeb shitposts it was horrible

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chrollogy · 1 month ago

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i couldn’t decide between the two banners so i pulled for them both + a sneaky neuvi sig weap :3

#yue yaps #yue plays genshin #i got neuvi + his c1 ! and c0 zhongli hehe. i risked pulling on the weap banner no shit i was shaking when it turned gold 🧍🏻‍♀️#YEAUGHHH i spent like what all 303 wishes lmfao #I haven’t wished since scara’s rerun so like yeah!!!! i didn’t swipe my card this time 😭 it was all from doing quests n events LASJKSJDJ #anyway im just here to show off my dragon boyfriends<3 #genshin impact #neuvillette #zhongli #okay bye again !!! ><

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jamietwat · 1 year ago

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Jamie would 100% make Roy a dating app profile sometime after the Keeley rejecting both of them thing to try to help him move on and meet people when clearly he’s refusing to get back out there organically and he’d think he’s being so helpful and generous and the best wingman ever. He’d handpick what he considers the sexiest pictures he can find and put a bunch of shit Roy would never say thinking he’s being accurate and helpful and not even taking the clear opportunity to make a joke account to embarrass him or anything when he easily could have just made fun of him and chosen the worst pictures possible instead

And then he would be SO offended when it doesn’t go well when Roy finds out about it and is not properly appreciative at all

Roy thinks it’s Jamie’s account when he starts showing Roy girls like what do you think of her and asking him way too many questions when Roy has no interest in participating and has no idea why the fuck Jamie seems incapable of swiping without trying to get Roy’s opinions first. Meanwhile, Roy’s giving one word answers at first and then increasingly trying to brush him off when he doesn’t stop and then he’s just flat out like “Choose your own dates and leave me the fuck out of it” and Jamie’s like “Nah, this is your account. You should have a say” and instead of being grateful and appreciative and thanking Jamie for being oh so generous with his time and energy, Roy just scowls at him and growls out “You did not make a fucking Tinder profile for me” and Jamie just smirks and decides now is not the right moment yet to mention that he actually made him accounts on like three different apps because he wasn’t sure which Roy would like best

Roy barks at him to delete it and Jamie’s all whiny like “Come on, I spent a lot of time on these and you haven’t even considered it. Plus, even if you’re not ready to date someone yet, you’d still be less miserable to be around if you at least found someone to shag in the meantime”

And Roy’s like “Delete it. I don’t want a fucking Tinder profile.” And Jamie looks at him confused for a moment and then seems to have an epiphany as he goes “Oh, do you want a Grindr one instead? Hold on a second” and he flips to a different app and Roy’s too busy being baffled by the fact that Grindr is already on Jamie’s phone and that he’s having to sign out of his own account to try to make one for Roy to even stop him before he’s already trying to sign up for a new account and Roy goes “That’s not what I meant. I don’t want any dating app”

And Jamie pauses his typing and turns and looks at him so skeptically and so judgily and suddenly somehow Roy is trying to fight for his life trying to defend why he’s not looking for some random stranger to date or fuck around with

#Also a possibility: Jamie not signing out of his and asking Roy what he thinks of #guys and when Roy is like stop that why did you make me a Grindr profile why are you swiping on guys and even if you were WHY that one #And Roy’s trying to get the phone out of Jamie’s hand and when he does Jamie’s like stop that’s my account let me swipe #on him I was just trying to find out what kind of guys you’d be into before making yours 😔#+ Roy being so critical of Jamie’s taste in men like him??? seriously??? because the idea of Jamie messaging any of them bothers him #I may turn this into a RoyJamie fic at some point or possibly RoyJamie that has Keeley later too #Obviously Roy’s brain obsesses over Jamie’s Grindr profile and what he may or may not be doing with it just as much as he obsesses over #Jamie in general after this and he’s stuck trying to figure out how to casually bring it back up to him #(Spoiler alert: it’s Roy so it absolutely won’t be casual and yet Jamie won’t care that it isn’t at all #)#Jamie would GLADLY be the one fucking around with Roy but he’s also out here advocating for Roy to fuck in general #RoyJamie #Roy Kent #Jamie Tartt #Ted Lasso #Mine #Grindr fic #Putting that there for when I come back to this because I have a lot of thoughts #Once again I refuse to reread words and edit rn so I’ll just be bummed about the errors later

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tightjeansjavi · 8 months ago

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When you realize that the current toxic relationship in your life is…your place of employment

#no bc #it’s true #and now it’s turning into a competition of who can close the most orders because my boss is a dickhead #and gave my coworker a big fat atta boy #then yelled at me for not closing as many orders #so now my coworker is swiping orders under my nose and not communicating #even though I have reiterated 5 times that our numbers have to be even #universe if you’re listening #please help me get out #idc if they fire me #just get me out #because I’m not going to start fighting for work #when the company is dead as it is and there is no work #stfugi #vent post #my eye is twitching

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heartofalifer · 10 months ago

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sometimes I lay at night thinking what exactly did daisy write in the description of alec hardy's tinder profile and what pictures did she use that made her think that could get women to swipe right on him. was it selfies? was it candid photos she took? was alec wearing that blue jumper on and reading a paper with his legs crossed in the photos? I need to know

#alec hardy #broadchurch #because if i saw alec hardy wearing The Blue Jumper #with glasses on and reading a paper #and that photo was a side profile of that #i would have swiped right IMMEDIATELY #funny tho #because then afterwards ill google him up #and karen white's article about him will definitely come up #and turn all potential suitors away #also im having a writer's block #i AM STUCK TRYING TO FINISH WRITING CHAPTER 9 of this fic im writing urghhhhhhhhhhhh #david tennant #look #david tennant is a very good looking man #but if i saw Alec Hardy in real life in a universe where i dont know how DT looks like #i would look at him and scowl #“dafuq u mean he's in charge”#man cant even trim his beard or iron out his suit #also that princeloww post about the tinder convo led me up to these thoughts so thanks for that i guess #alec hardy is tumblrs resident grumpy wet cat #h: broadchurch

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sysig · 2 months ago

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Oh dang, I really got in at the last minute! Time really flew this year!! Happy requestober, everything I've seen looks amazing so far! Could you please draw something where the Vargases get a Joel kitty but just like... *Not* under terribly sad circumstances? Like maybe after adopting Todd, they get a family cat? Thank you so much! <3

Day 31 - Mutual introductions

#My art #Requestober #Vargas #Scriabin #Edgar #Todd #Shmee #Ah! What an oddly appropriate end to the season isn't it!!! Kitty boops <3 #Cats have been on my mind even before all the boopage went down so that was a double bonus as far as I'm concerned :D #Not that I'm still very good at drawing them lol but I'm not unhappy with how he turned out <3 #Maybe someday Joel will get his own tag lol I've doodled him a good few times now #Same design as the little chibi Joel from the 20th Anniversary piece hehe <3 #I do really like the idea of the family getting a pet they'd be good to :')#And I think a cat would be good for them as well! Especially Edgar but all of them #Still holding onto my little pet headcanon that Scriabin's a Little freaked out by cats lol - too similar to get along!#He's hiding while Todd is out front so focused on being soft and gentle and not scary so he doesn't swipe at him aw #Fun to imagine them snuggling or sleeping nearby each other ♥#Animal companionship good for everyone! Settle nerves and respect boundaries hehehe #Good and wholesome I agree ♪

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mollyrolls · 17 days ago

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just pulled out of a parking lot and nearly got hit three times in like 30 seconds

#what is it abt the holidays that makes people incompetent #pls lmk #also this pic was in one of those swipe situation things on tiktok but i turned it into a reaction meme #it’s better this way #off my rocker

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waluigishairyballs · 1 month ago

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They are literally an old married couple arguing about nothing

#talkin #This is the most bowsario cutscene ever to me #Bowser yelling and swiping at nothing. Mario's crossed arms like a pissed of spouse refusing to wash the dishes cause it's the other's turn #Bowser coming in as if to yell AND ONE MORE THING-

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dykespence · 2 months ago

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lisa swain ass song

So basically you want me to die

#GGAHHHHH #this is Absolutely PAINFUL i love it #lisa being like dont fall in love with me please i literally beg you you will regret it and i suck so bad please please </3 #and carla just being like haha fuck you get loved IDIOT #and trying her darn hardest to crack down these walls more and more #a dog waiting by the door to be let in #and a cat that is turning and swiping in fear #coronation street #swarla #carla x lisa #carla connor #lisa swain

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nostalgicfun · 7 months ago

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If anyone here is on tiktok and would like to enjoy nostalgia content over yonder, my handle on there is @nostalgic.fun ! I try to do fun content that's a little engaging 🌈