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can i say something controversial
i think the reception to sakura would be more like kakashi's (generally not divisive) if her "fans" accepted her as the person she was instead of trying to lie that she isnt that person. like the girl is petty, manipulative, bull-headed, shallow, arrogant and delusional and sometimes its fucking funny. shes gaslight, gatekeep, girlfail. kakashi fans tend to acknowledge hes some pathetic decrepit burnt out porn addicted furry surrogate dad who gets his ass beat and never got over his childhood crush on a kid who hated him, and they love him for it. i feel like when people are like "girls dont have to be nice or likeable!!!" and then try to whitewash sakura it kind of...defeats the purpose?
man idk i guess because its a shonen people cant deal with a "good guy team member" thats actually super fucking unpleasant lol
#sakura#sakura haruno#haruno sakura#anti sakura fandom#anti sakura haruno#anti sakura uchiha#anti sakuino#anti sasusaku#kakashi hatake#hatake kakashi#kakashi sensei#naruto meta#send tweet#turn off phone go outside#anti kakashi
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let this be your reminder, sometimes all it takes to make someone bicurious is to get gay married
#bee buzzes#tommyinnit#he rlly just said that mid-tubbathon#couldve turned out like misha#what would we do if tommyinnit had a misha collins moment#personally i think id turn off my phone and go sit outside for a few days
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#my god you weirdos#I’ve seen so much after the golden globes#can you PLEASE turn your phone off and go outside to breathe some fresh air every once in a while#I saw a whole ass twitter thread documenting how shitty it is for taylor swift to queer bait all of her fans#and their evidence was… a picture of her hugging a woman#my god#be so fucking for real#millie talks
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are people really complaining about vini’s real madrid teammates making posts in support of vini? what else are they supposed to do? that’s their friend. that’s their teammate.
#if you really don’t like seeing it then block them#or better yet turn off your phone and go outside#real madrid
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Johnny Guilty Gear Strive is not a single day under 37 years old. "Age: Unknown" my ass. Face of a man whose frequent all-nighters in his 20s finally caught up with him. I understand, Johnny, I empathize...
#Photopost#Beard Johnny is awakening something in me...#Jk Johnny's always been a babe. Putting a beard on him's like garnishing a good steak#And like any juicy rare steak worth it's weight I will pick him up with both hands and tear him apart betwixt my jaws like an animal#The power went out and there's so much red and bright blue lightning outside it's like an alien planet. My phone is at 50%#The wind was blowing apples off the tree in the backyard and they were bouncing off the roof haha#Tomorrow I need to go see if it knocked down any of the ripe red ones from its apex... They're small but they're delicious#Tree had so many apples this year a big branch snapped from their weight. Bees'll be happy though when the apples fall and rot#Anyway I think Johnny mostly bottoms for men and less so for women but for Johnny/Sol... well... ;^)#I've imagined that Sol only bottoms if his partner can kick his ass#Lmao this took a turn. Bored and stoned. No internet and no lights to even read by. Unfiltered Sol Radguy after dark thoughts#Suggestive cw#Drugs cw
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Tumblr fandom can be fun
Tumblr fandom can be only fun
If you feel passionate about something, then you should express yourself
But if fandom just makes you angry, and you don't need the stress, you don't have to deal with stress
Unfollow, block, curate your own experience
You don't have to make anyone happy but yourself
*hugshugshugshugshugs*
#are you being hateful to people you dont even know?#maybe its time to get off of tumblr and take your passion out into the real world#yes someone will say or you could turn off your phone and go outside#that person is entitled to their opinion#but some people are in situation which they can only escape online#try to be welcoming to people#if you feel unwelcome you may want to limit your interactions with the fandom#narrow your involvement to one movie or book or ship or character or actor etc#if you are attacking people you arent even mutuals with maybe think about how useful this is#maybe direct your animosity at something in the real world that represents the same issue#if you've been attacked understand that some people enjoy attacking strangers or making fun of people#you cant fix it so dont try#dont engage#protect yourselves#no matter which side of nagativity you are on#fandom stuff is small fights#fight the big fights#if you aren't here to fight dont#thats what unfollow and block are for#you will find other nicer people#it happens all the time!#peace and love my dears
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back on my bullshit (meeting men im in love with). Ben Schwartz is so kind and tall :-) I didn’t totally freeze like when I met the Jonas brothers but the selfies we took are blurry so 😔
(at least I have these bc I told sam to record the whole thing heheheh)
#also the show was great#I had to slap sam many times bc she was choking from laughter#ben schwartz#bro how did i forget my personal tag for ben#ben schwartz my beloved#me#also forgot me tag#editing tags after the fact to recount the entire experience#so we waited outside for about 10 minutes and I had no expectation of how long it usually takes for him to come out and take pictures#he comes out without a mask which is surprising to me and says ‘you guys wanna take some pictures?’#we all just kinda form a non sensical blob (there’s maybe like 10 ppl total) around him#Brandon Katie and Eugene hang back towards the stage door unsure if anyone wants to chat with them#I’m gushing over how tall and handsome Ben is to my sister who is ready to record our interaction once he gets to me#as I listen to him chatting with the other fans I can’t help but smile and say to my sibling ‘he’s so sweet’ every minute#he meets someone who has a cool sketchbook of the skits from the show that he wants to take a picture of#but they need to write their handle so he says he’ll talk with some others and get back to them#so he does and then later I see the girl ready to talk to him again off to the side#so I tell her ‘you can go ahead and finish talking to him”’ and she’s like ‘are you sure?’ and I’m like duh!#finally it’s my turn and he looks at me and says ‘hi I’m Ben’#yes Benjamin Joseph Schwartz I know#he sees me holding my phone and immediately sides steps to get into selfie mode as I ask him if he’ll sign my Jean Ralphio figure#he steps back to Be in front of me ‘yes of course!’#what insane media training he has#he says ‘I’ve seen this! this is the first one I’ve ever signed’#upon seeing the figure he says ‘it’s beautiful’ lol#he’s concerned that the sharpie I brought will not show up and I mention that it was probably a bad one to bring because it’s pastel#he signs and holds it up (as you can see in the first photo) to make sure it’s visible#he hands it back to me and I thank him and he says ‘do you want to take a picture?’#and I say ‘I would love to!’ and then I hold the Jean Ralphio figure and he looks to my sibling assuming she’s taking the picture#she’s like ‘no I’m just here for moral support!’
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#currently on the worst road trip of my whole entire life! well. i don't want to jinx it lmao but#today i popped TWO TIRES at once in the middle of the Katy Freeway in Houston TX (the widest highway in the US; 26 lanes btw)#managed to make it over to the shoulder without DYING but then had to sit there for like an hour? and panic called a tow truck because duh#I know how to change a tire but I was – again – sitting on the shoulder of the widest freeway on the continent so#anyway I called a tow; a guy showed up. I assumed it was the tow! turned out it was not. but he helped me put on the spare and then was lik#“follow me to my shop I can do the tires for you” and I was like okay! 👍 but then the ACTUAL tow called me and I realized this was#just a random guy (very nice up to that point but then I got scared about following him to a secondary location?) and so I didn't lmao#I just kept driving and didn't follow him but the guy on the phone was then mad at me because I wasn't where I said I would be because#AGAIN – I thought the original guy WAS the tow company that I called? but anyway guy 2 on the phone was like “YOU OWE ME $200!!!!”#and I said for what? also how would I pay you? and he tried to get me to cash app him lmao?? I didn't. I hung up on him#he called me like 6 more times yelling at me until I finally just blocked his number 💀#however NOW at this point I'm driving on one spare tire and one rapidly-flattening second tire and I still have 3 hours left to get where#I was going for the night and to top it all off I'm in the middle of a city I've only been to one time before? so I manage to get to a hote#like a nice-ish one where I'm like “okay if I get stuck here this won't be the end of the world”#because keep in mind today is a national holiday so basically everything is closed!!!! btw!!!!!#but eventually I'm sitting there and it's literally 100F outside and I remember oh right lol I have car insurance which pays for a tow#(a normal one; not a random one I panic-found on google who calls me screaming at me to cash app him $200)#so anyway I call my insurance and the guy on the phone is very nice and is like “it's okay; we'll have someone to you in 45 min”#and I'm like okay. OKAY. 🙌💪 I am a strong independent woman who is figuring this out and no longer on the side of the highway#but instead in a nice calm neighborhood and all I have to do is wait 45 min and everything will be okay#one hour goes by. I call back. get redirected to the tow company that was dispatched. guy says oh! is my guy not there yet?#I say no. he says okay – I'll have him call you. hangs up.#okay. 20 more min go by. guy finally calls me. says “I'm 20-25 min away” at this point I've been waiting about an hour and a half#I say. okay? okay. 30 more minutes go by. I try to call the guy back. straight to voicemail. three more calls. three more no answers.#I call my insurance back. sit on hold for 15 min. eventually get put through to a different person who's like “okay let me check on him”#get put on hold. eventually she comes back and says “okay he says 15 minutes” I've been waiting over 2 hours at this point. I have to PEE#I just... burst into tears. on the phone with this poor random woman from Geico Insurance. I'm bawling my eyes out.#she was trying to get claim info from me but I'm crying so hard she's like “oh baby no. okay. okay. we can get that from you tomorrow.”#when you cry so hard that even the insurance company is like “you know what we're just going to let this one slide”#anyway guy eventually shows up. he's very nice even though I hate him a little for being so late. he drives me to an OPEN TIRE SHOP
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I've yet to meet a truly, honest-to-god straight man who was really into Nightwing.
#if you identify as straight and you're obsessed with nightwing#I want you to turn off your phone and go sit outside alone with your thoughts for a couple hours#something something 'liking Dick'
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"everything is so gay and sexual these days, we need more family representation" is such a terminally online american thing
#sorry just saw one comment like that#and got war flashbacks#“we need more sibling relationship representation”#turn off your phone and go outside
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i keep getting tiktoks of these younger gen z kids referencing a time they did something relating to fandom in public and now they're embarrassed by it and everytime i see one i sit there thinking over all of middle and high school and having genuinely 0 moments that i feel embarrassed by, like i definitely did a lot of shit these kids would be embarrassed by but i think these are all just really fucking funny
also photographic evidence of the kinda kid i was. these are from 2014/15 when i was in 8th grade
-desolation row one shot(still on wattpad gerard way/reader smut)
-twerk it on (mcr crack fanfic no longer on wattpad but i have another fic in my library called twerking in taco bell which definitely ALSO used for my reading log)
-frank iero must die(a serial killer/assassin frerard fic, still on wattpad)
-hair (really vague maybe a phanfic? nowhere in my wattpad library rip)
my binder i used in 7th grade i had a blue one that looked pretty similar to this for 8th grade but idk where it went, also the parts i scribbled out are my full legal name i had written on it. i wrote it normally and then the big spot is where i wrote my name REALLY BIG in elysian code from the vladimir tod books. also the lines are from when i used an exacto knife to cut up some papers and forgot that my binder was underneath
in conclusion yall can now see why im so shameless about talking about shigaraki the way i do
#base line i started sobbing IN THE MIDDLE OF MATH CLASS and had my phone taken away bc i was watching the mv for the ghost of you by mcr#i went to school with cat whiskers#me and my bsf made a presentation about an imaginary trip to the planet uranus and we filled it with so many memes and butt puns she started#laughing so hard she couldn't breathe and i had to do the entire presentation alone and we got a standing ovation#my 8th grade science teacher hated us#another time same class we had an assignment where we had to make a bunch of words with the periodic table and we did shrek and lucifer one#after another and when we turned it in our teacher read it and immediately told us to leave💀💀#same class again different friend we saw NA on the periodic table and started singing nanana by mcr and got sent out of class bc we started#laughing so hard we couldn't breathe#high school i would eddie munson on the lunch tables#found that aspect of eddie so relatable#filmed youtube videos at my old hs that STILL EXIST ON MY YOUTUBE CHANNEL#id honestly have them up for anyone to see but my old bsf found them extremely embarrassing and she thinks i deleted them#i used to go to school with a whole library in my backpack like the entire pjo/hoo series of unfortunate events harry potter etc#my backpack had a bunch of doodles on it and it said battaco big asf and it was an inside joke with my friends for years bc of it#i also used to go to school dressed as frank iero/gerard way/etc#pete wentz eyeliner#larped with the anime club in this little corner outside of the library bc it had a bunch of trees and a 6 ft long stick that we took turns#holding and screaming YOU SHALL NOT PASS‼️‼️#the middle school book club had movies days on fridays and when people tried to vote to watch the lighting thief movie i stood on my chair#and spent so long bitching about how bad it was that we had to do the movie the next monday bc people needed to go home and the librarian#could not stop my righteous fury#a teacher assaulted me trying to get me to stand for the flag so i dead weight dropped on top of him and then ran around the class to stay#away(real hard to do in a small music classroom) and when i got tired of that i beat him up a little and i didnt get in trouble bc he was#really embarrassed i got the drop on him(bc i had tiddies)#that man hated me for being trans#really got mad at me when the pledge started after that and id get up and salute while singing welcome to the black parade#was also genuinely bad at soccer that my teacher sent me off to other teachers when our class did soccer bc the only time i ever got the#ball i kicked it into the wrong goal#i got more stories but i ran out of tags :(
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do you ever see a post that's like. "wow you both make very good points actually, however one of you worded it in a way that came across very clumsy and insensitive, and this other person took your clumsy phrasing and ran with it and dove off a cliff into the wrong conclusions. So now, because both of you are so steeped in the polar opposite sides of the most brain-rottingly stupid chronically-online discourse imagineable, you are both doomed to misunderstandings, and there is no force on this mortal plane that will ever be able to make either of you understand or appreciate each other person's point of view. I will not be reblogging this, and both of you need to touch grass, or perhaps some kind of soil even, that's an order. Especially you, beloved mutual who reblogged this onto my dash" or is that just a me thing? haha :)
#'i relate to this post for aro-ace reasons and platonic love is boundless' correct and fair. you didn't need to call op a freak about it tho#'it's bad to call butch lesbians freaks for having romantic desires especially when non-white' also true!#you didn't need to infantilize aro-ace people to make this point however#now both of you turn off your phones and computers and go outside it's a beautiful day#ruby rambles
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are people really this braindead to shame the seleçao, brazil nt players, and real madrid players for posting in support of vini? even if you guys don’t like vini, that does not mean brazil/brazilians and his club and national teammates cannot feel proud of him and think he deserves better
#i for one have accepted that rodri won and i don’t believe there was any rigging involved#but we as well as vini’s teammates#are free to feel how we feel and to express it#if you hate it so much just block anyone related to rma/vini#better yet turn off that phone go outside and touch grass#real madrid#vini jr
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Casually getting into a piece of media after its fandom is well established is so funny like now I have to catch up on all the fandom lore and random controversies and questioning what I’m even doing here in the first place
#imagine being normal about a piece of media#could not be me#but recently I’ve realised I can be a bit more chill than other people#in the way that although some of my tales are luke warm at least they’re not rancid#passive consuming the locked tomb and arcane and trying my damned hardest to have fun#it’s quite easy just sometimes I read something so ??2!272£ that I have to turn off my phone and go outside
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thinking about horror film au marauders.. (tw. lotta gore)
lily the nerdy, bossy character that comes out with a giant axe and brutally beats up the killer/s to the shock of every other character
peter is either the bargaining character that tries to bargain and give the killer/s what they want just as he's about to die. or the character secretly on the killer's side that's revealed at the end
definitely giving wolfstar the making out whilst a killer is in their house/car/woods
mary, dorcas, remus, and lily all turning to each other wondering which of them is gonna die first, when they realise they're basically in a horror film cause of the black character dying first trope (i watched the blackening yesterday and the tagline "we can't all die first" gave me this hc. very good film. highly recommend)
sirius is the resident horror film expert that tells them what the killer usually does next (im imagining someone dying and everyone is just screaming over the dying body and sirius is also screaming but then adds in "this is exactly like that scene in wrong turn!"
the screamers are probably mary, remus, and james. not a definite though. i can see it being other people.
marlene gets the most jump scare scenes and emmeline gets the most hearing creaking and footsteps
james is the best at fighting but absolutely hates blood. feel like there needs to be a scene where he's like punching a masked killer and is doing SO WELL. and he gets the killer on the ground and is about to pull the mask off when the killer pulls out a knife and stabs at his hands and chest and shit. and he just screams and backs away staring at his blood until he faints.
as marlene dies, she clutches dorcas' hand and whispers "the lesbians never get a happy ending. apart from fear street... why couldn’t this be like fear street?"
the final girl HAS to be mary. ofc.
#im very much a satire horror fan. in case you couldn’t tell from this.#gonna explain how everyone dies (other than mary) in the tags cause im having ideas now i thought i was finished#idk the order so this is random and not at all chronological#remus- is high as fuck. thinks sirius or james is pranking him and then gets stabbed or whatever#sirius- tries to out horror the killer. tips a bucket of fake blood on them. has a chainsaw and mask#has a bunch of recording devices with sounds he previously made. etc. but then his fucking phone goes off#and he gets so annoyed because thats such a rookie mistake. and he asks to cut and do a retake just before the killer kills him#marlene- kinda already said about her death. but feel like it's def outside like in the street and shes only with dorcas#i already said james' death#lily- feel like there's more than one killer and she manages to kill one. just to turn around and another to get her#dorcas- she gets VERY into it once marlene dies. definitely gets hits in if not killing some of the killers.#but they ultimately get stabbed a lot and they run to marlene's body whilst bleeding out instead of the hospital#and she dies in marlene's dead grasp.#emmeline doesn't get killed for a while. is bait in a plan to catch killer/s but the plan goes wrong and she gets pushed out a high window#i havent mentioned other characters but why not say their deaths.#regulus- he's made to be involved with like a scene in a library where they go to him to ask about some secret history of the town#and then is killed the next day but has s bunch of writings and pages of books around his room about the killers and hes solved it#but the killer burns it all before anyone gets there#pandora- kinda want her to the first death for some reason idk.. like it gets framed as a suicide but so many people dont believe it#and the killings go on#barty- sees the masked killer and like jokes around touching their mask and stuff. and then the killer just like. brings out an axe#and chops his head off#evan- dont know why but im imagining him driving and getting those spikes in the road to lure him out the car#also btw didn't mention peter's death cause im leaning towards him being secretly one of the killers#and gets killed by either lily or dorcas#was gonna say barty and evan could be killers then i realised i made them kill reg and pandora and cas so people would not like that#also no mary death obviously since shes the final girl. survivor ever <3 immortal <3#marauders era#marauders#tw. gore
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if the predator birds gave me ideas u can imagine how inspired i feel after going down into the underground labyrinth/bunker/cave/18th century prison
#bc what if someone who has been on the tour countless times made a map of the thing#and then went on a killing spree down there#picking off the tour guide first then watching the rest of the group run around like mice#unable to find their way out#and when the lights go out? total darkness. i kid u not. our guide turned them off for a bit to simulate what it was like to be imprisoned#theres a tiny bit of light in patches where the light from the outside gets in#but what if u had to avoid those lights bc then ur an easy target#several little groups of innocent tourists flaundering around w their phone flashlights#having to turn them off. again. so as not to give their position away#just listening and sticking close to the wall and hoping to god they can find their way out of the fucking cave#accidentally stumbling into the room w the bones- thatd be a fun one#irlshaped
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