#tumblr tag notes are so funny to me

[tursaskeisari]

As per popular demand (2 people) I've decided to grace this site with my presence and will start by spamming all the 4235 Giacomo Baten Kaitos {tm} I’ve drawn in like two weeks bc I am extremely abnormal about him. Lets start with these ones i guess.

Most of my dumb of assery and screaming into the void (as well as tons of self indulgent old man splatoon yaoi) can be found on instagram with the same username.

[ghastlyaffairs]

for something as trivial and simple those feelings sure are hard to get rid of

also made a gif a version for fun + alt version with no tears under the cut

the gif is in very low resolution...this is a feature (i could make it bigger but that would require saving each frame individually and than glueing it all together. also i feel like low resolution suits it better. aesthetically and fits the mood)

[poscariastri]

oscar piastri as silly cats. here u go

bonus checo and max :3

[kilometresrufflefuck]

save me miles edgeworth. miles edgeworth save me

[beastwhimsy]

wild manes is good fun!!! it feels like mlp g5 tell your tale but done right. the style is genuinely super cute. it's a bit cheesy and for a younger audience but very fun to watch. cocoa is probably my favourite so far but I'm also very fond of candi!!!

USE WITH PERMISSION!!! ASK ME FIRST PLEASE!

[rodawgg]

my lil goobies :) Betty and sidd !!! !! theyre aliens and also news reporters who spread misinformation and conspiracy theories betty's a reporter, sidd's the camera man goin for a pinky and the brain take over the world type beat but theyre both idiots </3

[wrylu]

idk why i'm so moody these days but i find my despair funny

aka my average day as of now

[creekbed-burial]

My lil roadtrip churches photoset got tagged as “virgin” by someone, ive made it mama

[the-real-list-of-ominous-threats]

I'll make you get shadowbanned within a day of creating your blog because you're dumb enough to tag your post with "cum"

[hellogoodbyeitsme]

DCU fandom is so funny because everyone is always mad. Feels like living with my parents again 🥰 home sweet home 🥰

[crescentfool]

hello to the new influx of people who followed me from my silly little ryomina comic 👋 i hope everyone enjoys their stay!!! 🥳 i am very p3 piled with sprinkles of splatoon. please feel free to browse my blog tags and archives like it's your feed, i always like seeing posts circulate :3

and to everyone on this fine saturday. or sunday! have an excellent week :) you are so cool

[rejectedaffection]

not sure how or why but my brain registered the girl's red hair band and immediately thought of chandler

[phosphorus-noodles]

would you guys hate me if i reposted my au masterpost

[fingertipsmp3]

Had THE funniest dream last night

[adamsvanrhijn]

I'm sorry nobody knows what a tumblr job is

if you aren't missing a comma or a "but" there. thank u i love u

if i had unlimited characters and thought people would bother reading context associated with a poll, (i am pretty sure they usually do not) and also had some foresight about some of the specific things people would interpret differently than i intended, here's what this would have looked like:

[begin post]

[begin poll]

which of these listed tumblr job types is yours?

retail, grocery, consumer-facing service and sales (excludes call centers and food service)

food service (includes restaurants, cafes, coffee shops, bars, cafeterias, food trucks, commercial kitchens, food kitchens, etc; cooking + serving + hosting)

teacher, professor, tutor, teaching assistant, childcare provider, but not educational administrator, if you do another kind of education read the rest of the options first because one of them might be a better fit

engineer, developer, technical designer, data or computer scientist, not including technical writers

parks and wildlife, outdoor research, animal care (including animal boarding and veterinary care), animal keeping (such as zoos or aquariums), animal husbandry, farming, ranching, environmental conservation, gardener or plant nursery worker (but not florist), field archaelogist, equine therapist, outdoor camp counselor if you work with and have knowledge around plants and/or animals

librarian, archivist, docent, tour guide, curator, patron-facing researcher, consultant historian or sociologist, community educator at a cultural or knowledge (probably nonprofit) institution (including but not limited to historical reenactors); reception or guest services related to any of the previous, excepting food service, which is the food service option

writer - content, technical, proposal, marketing, fiction, nonfiction, educational, research, including editing, but has to be actively working and receiving pay from a company, an organization, and/or clients/commissioners including publications/publishers, even if income is inconsistent or not received at regular intervals. does not include captioning or transcription. translators use your best judgment

artist, illustrator, graphic designer, but has to be actively working and receiving pay from a company, an organization, clients/commissioners including publications and galleries, may include visual marketing but does NOT include ad sales, also does not include video editing unless you do like, speed paints or show off your art in videos

patient healthcare, caregiving, and advocacy. does not include animal care, pharmaceutical research or dispensing, or medical coding/billing

you are not currently working as / do not currently have any of the Tumblr Jobs listed above

[end poll]

a "Tumblr Job" is decided based on the following criteria, which is based on my own dashboard/Tumblr experiences, and tumblr searches:

either many Tumblr users have or have had that job, OR, one to a few high-profile Tumblr users have or have had that job

posts are made about that job, either about the day-to-day work itself (positive or negative), as an appeal to authority ("librarian here!"), or about the concept and/or vibes of the job or having that job

posts are reblogged about that job, and reach an audience of people who do not have that job; posts go viral about that job, even

Tumblr users might aspire to have that job, or be studying toward it

it might require a high level of interest and/or personal investment with limited positions available, OR, it might be a very common job in the world

the job is NOT one that many Tumblr users would perhaps complain and/or rant and/or criticize about other people having

the job is NOT one commonly associated with things Tumblr tends to skew away from, like industries known to contribute to climate change or jobs that tend to be associated with ultra high earners with wealth inequality in the same industry (editing to plug my other poll that 6 & 7 apply to that nobody is taking)

a "Tumblr Job" is NOT just a job anybody on tumblr might have or even a job most people or many people on tumblr might have. it's not even a job that is necessarily common on tumblr (common on tumblr != common tumblr job), that's something i am interested in finding out via the poll.

just because tumblr users you know also have your job doesn't mean it Is a tumblr job. and just because your job type isn't listed doesn't mean it is Not a tumblr job. there are only 9 job hodgepodge types here. there are more jobs in the world than this and there are more tumblr jobs on tumblr than this. these are also not and are not intended to be standard industry classifications. they are grouped by tumblr vibes, not necessarily by job role or duties.

if you do not have a job at this time, you do not currently right now have one of the listed tumblr jobs. being unemployed or being a student, even if you once had one of these jobs or are studying to obtain one of these jobs, are not jobs for the purpose of this poll.

the purpose of the poll is to see how many respondents actually have and are doing these specific jobs that i have identified as "tumblr jobs". nothing more and nothing less!

[end post]

but nobody is gonna fucking read all that & tumblr polls have character limits. if the poll was as specific as i wanted it to be it would not have however many thousands of votes it currently has. curse of my autisms <3

[thejojolands-moved]

Top Ten Ways to Guarantee your shounen series is going to be sexist no matter what - CBR

Try to subvert gender stereotypes and shounen tropes - It doesn't matter! If you do this and you make a point of it, it will never go well! It doesn't matter if your MHA or KNY, you'll just make all your other misogyny look so much worse while making another case of it.

Being a raging misogynist - This might be weird, but, the guys who wrote Death Note being vehement misogynists may have contributed to Misa Amane being like that. You may never guess it, but this will also doom your series!

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