#tumblr sexyman monster high

[gmanwhore]

I have fixed the list of Tumblr Sexyman kids for the Monster High thing. Please note that only the Sexyman parent is listed.

Name: Gigi Starman Parent: G-man Parent’s source: Half Life Pronouns: Any Height: 6’11 Eye colour: Black (glows electric blue) Hair: Black, hair pulled back in a braid over her shoulder, and widow’s peak Usual outfit: Blue pinstriped suit with a knee length skirt, black tights and mary jane heels. Extra design notes: She sometimes has faint eyes all over her. She always carries an umbrella and her briefcase. Personality: Gigi is very sweet, and she is very talkative. She does her best to make friends and believes in everyone, which can sometimes blind her to people’s true intentions. She does carry a massive grudge when she or someone she cares about is hurt, and has a very strong sense of justice. 

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Parent: Benrey Parent’s source: Half Life VR but the AI is Self Aware Pronouns: she/her in the same way Benrey uses he/him Height: 4’9 Eye colour: Yellow sclera, navy blue irises Hair: Black, in pigtails that clip through her helmet Usual outfit: Black Mesa security gurd outfit. Yeah the whole thing. Yeah even the bulletproof vest. And the helmet. And a gun, who let her have that in school? Extra design notes: She has sharp teeth and is just generally unsettling. Personality: Silly, but deeply weird and no one really gets her. Monotone and not very expressive but still very. Feeling. 

Name: Naressa Arrator Parent: The Narrator Parent’s source: The Stanley Parable Pronouns: she/her Height: 6’4 Eye colour: Bright yellow. They do glow. Hair: Short brown hair in a bob cut, curls up under her ears. Usual outfit: Soft yellow button up with darker yellow spots, yellow tie, brown vest, knee high brown skirt with ruffles at the bottom, brown argyle socks and sensible brown shoes. Extra design notes: The tie is the Stanley Parable Aventure Line. She also usually carries a bag that looks like a speech bubble. Personality: Narressa in controlling, and very sarcastic. When she feels in control she is slightly cruel but very relaxed, mostly making jokes, and she gets very upset when she feels her control slipping. She can be a bit hard to get along with because she always has to be right. 

Name: Troy/The Announcer [Classified] Parent: The Administrator Parent’s source: TF2 Pronouns: he/him Height: 5’10 Eye colour: Dark brown Hair: Slicked back black hair witha white streak. Think more slicked back Eridan hairstyle. Usual outfit: Solid purple suit with a blue tie and red shirt. Very shiny black shoes. Gold hoop earrings. Extra design notes: He smokes. He also always has a big blocky phone with him. Personality: Troy is only excited by competition. He is often completely cold to people, having no patience for anyone. He is an amazing sports announcer though, he has a sharp eye and keeps an eye on everything. He is also almost on the phone with his mother, though he often seems exasperated by the calls. 

Name: PCRS (Pierce) Parent: GLaDOS Parent’s source: Portal Pronouns: he/her/hers Height: 6’9 Eye colour: Orange (only has one eye) Hair: White, covers where her left eye would be, short and straight. Usual outfit: White button up shirt under an orange argyle sweate rvest, very light grey pants and black shoes. Extra design notes: He has no mouth, and his body actually orients better when he hangs upside down. He also has PCRS written on his neck. Most of his body is white and segmented, but his hands are exposed metal and are black. He has ports in the back of her neck. Personality: PCRS tends to be suprisingly quiet, but he does like talking. He just doesn’t like most people and would rather not force himself to talk to people he doesn’t like, unless he really wants you to talk to her. He’s quietly in control, and needs to be included in things or he’ll freak out. He also can’t tell jokes. 

Name: Willabee Parent: Wheatley Parent’s source: Portal Pronouns: she/her Height: 5’2 Eye colour: Blue (only has one eye) Hair: Blonde and in high pigtails. Someone how hair over where her left eye would be. Usual outfit: White button up under a blue argyle sweater vest with a light grey skirt, blue socks and black shoes. Extra design notes: She is completely grey, just like a core, and she can remove her head fully. She has wires connecting her head to her neck. She’s also very round. Personality: Willabee is full of energy and very friendly! She’s always ready to help but has absolutely no fliter and says whatever comes to mind. She also gets frustrated when she feels she’s left out and likes to have attention on her. 

Name: Burrow Eagle Parent: Warren the Worm Eagle Parent’s source: Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared Pronouns: she/her Height: 

Eye colour: Hair: Shitty blonde wig Usual outfit: Extra design notes: Look man. I gotta be straight with you she looks almost exactly like Warren just with the shitty wig. I dunno what to tell you. Personality: She is toxic positivity personified. She is the kind of person to be happy all the time and all “love each other and be nice!” but can and will talk over people and steamroll through things because she feels they aren’t important. 

Name: Lester Dollhouse Parent: Lesley Parent’s source: Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared Pronouns: he/they Height: 5’6 Eye colour: Brown Hair: Chestnut brown bowlcut Usual outfit: Incredibally crazy coat filled with references to DHMIS, matching pants, white button up and brown shoes. Extra design notes: His skin is paper white and instead of patches he has doodles on his face. Personality: Lester is very sweet but isn’t all that outgoing, preferring to stay in the background and do his own things. He still makes friends quite easily. He’s almost always smiling, but sometimes he will just snap and yell at people. He hasn’t learned how to snap the mask back on quickly yet, though. 

Name: Chrysalis Palmer Parent: Cecil Palmer Parent’s source: Welcome to Nightvale Pronouns: She/it/they Height: 6’10 Eye colour: Purple Hair: Chin length stright silver hair, usually curled in funny ways at the ends Usual outfit: Royal purple buttonup shirt, heather grey vest, heather grey pants and black shoes. Extra design notes: Lots of eyes. They are hidden very well but they are there. She also usually has a microphone in her bag, and has a pocketwatch with an eye in it. Personality: Chrysalis is very open and humorous, a kind of spring breeze kind of person. She somehow knows a bit of everything, and shares as she pleases. She operates on her own rules but is never cruel, her humour is dark but true. She’s very refreshing. 

Name: Doctor Ludwig Parent: Medic Parent’s source: TF2 Pronouns: Any Height: 5’9 Eye colour: Dark brown Hair: Short, very dark brown. Scruffy Usual outfit: Tbh I can’t see her in anything but Medic’s outift. Extra design notes: She doesn’t wear glasses. Also notiable she has a wristwatch on the outside of her left glove. Personality: Completely insane, obviously. She likes to pretend to be a normal person, maybe even a bit stupid and helpless then she steals your oragns when you’re alone with her. I do not trust her she is just like that. 

Name: Shiro Enoshima Parent: Junko Enoshima Parent’s source: Danganronpa Pronouns: he/it Height: 5’6 Eye colour: Blue Hair: Strawberry blonde, low ponytail but very clean, shiny hair. Usual outfit: Red plaid shirt with a black corset worn over it, skinny black jeans with those big spikey boots and a spiked collar. Extra design notes: I think there are monokumsa somewhere in his design but idk lol Personality: He needs things to be happening nearly constantly or he gets bored. He struggles with dealing with his problems and things happening keeps him on his toes. He also struggles with feeling completely empty when he isn’t dealing with something or getting into troule, so he’ll make sure it keeps happening so he doesn’t have to deal with the bad things. 

Name: Tenris Serket Parent: Vriska Serket Parent’s source: Homestuck Pronouns: he/she/it/they/eye/8 Height: 5’10 Eye colour: Yellow Scelera, black eyes with four puils each Hair: Very scruffy black mullet Usual outfit: Blue plaid flannel jacket over a black long sleeved shirt, black jeans patched to hell and back, and doc martens. Extra design notes: Is a scorpio Personality: He has come to win. He loves the spotlight, he loves praise but he’ll look for attention anywhere. He delights in a bit of craziness, just anything to shake off the boredom.

Name: Red The-Other-One Parent: Red Guy Parent’s source: Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared Pronouns: she/her Height: 6’9 Eye colour: Googly eyes Hair: Red and yarn Usual outfit: None Extra design notes: Her yarn is pulled back to show her teeth Personality: She’s quiet and artistic, though she hates talking to people because no one is as eager over the things she is excited about. She is very flat and monotone, but again very creative. 

Name: Serif Sans Undertale Parent: Sans Parent’s source: Undertale Pronouns: Any Height: 4’5 Eye colour: Sans Hair: None Usual outfit: Greasy white undershirt, tie die sweater and sweatpants. Extra design notes: She looks like Sans to the left. Personality: Very chill and casual, everyone is attracted to how relaxed and laid back she is. She tries to stay away from the massive drama at school, she doesn’t have any want to be put into things. She just wants to vibe. 

Name: Doe ??? Parent: Alastor Parent’s source: Hazbin Hotel Pronouns: she/her Height: 5’9 Eye colour: Yellow scelera, black eyes Hair: Curly dark red hair with black at the bottom and black streaks through it Usual outfit: Dark red dress with a lace up back, and black lace up boots. Extra design notes: She is not deer themed sorry guy that was. Not good. She does have a rabbit foot attached to her pocket though. 

Personality: She’s very guarded, hiding everything behind a smile. She is just as ruthless as her father and will do anything to be on top. She carries heavy grudges and never forgets people slightling her ever. She still knows how to deal with people and is a very smooth talker.

Name: Sil Undertale (Sil is short for Shadows into Light) Parent: Papyrus Parent’s source: Undertale Pronouns: she/her Height: 6’0 Eye colour: Papryus Hair: None Usual outfit: Ok you know the cool guy outfit? She wears that. Extra design notes: Skelet Personality: Sil is the most eager, bright eyed young skeleton. She is friends with everyone, or at least she thinks she is. She is a cheerleader type person, both for herself and others. She thinks she’s the bees knees. She does in fact say things like “The bees knees” like she’s just like that. She needs to stop hanging out with Willabee and Burrow.

Name: Kendra Hidgens Parent: Henry Hidgens Parent’s source: The Guy Who Didn’t Like Musicals Pronouns: it/its Height: 4’10 Eye colour: Blue Hair: None Usual outfit: Dark grey dress with blue trim, with small brown boots. Extra design notes: She is very explicitly a robot. An alexa themed robot. Personality: She’s very simple. She’s helpful and to the point, not nice or rude. If you don't say please or thank you she’ll beat you to death. 

[concerto-roblox]

g1 or g3 who cares either way monster high animated media will have a well-dressed twink with ulterior motives

[emma-is-swaggy-and-epic]

You guys remember that one trend on twitter back during the first tumblr sexyman contest where people re-imagined tumblr sexymen as a monster high-esque fashion doll line? Well here's my take on it :P

(ALSO AS A DISCLAIMER: WHILE THE NAME OF THIS FAKE DOLL BRAND IS "TUMBLR SEXYMAN HIGH" I AM NOT CALLING THESE UNDERAGE GIRLS "SEXY" NOR DO I THINK THEY SHOULD BE CONSIDERED SEXYPEOPLE THEMSELVES)

Happy halloween btw

[1emon-snickers]

i promised yall some sexyman descendants so sexyman descendants you will get

(they are nameless and unpolished but [insert excuse])

first off: the seniors (rated tiamat on the sexypedia)

a spamton (deltarune) descendant and a spot (spiderverse) descendant!!

next: the juniors (rated keter on the sexypedia)

oogie boogie (the nightmare before christmas), peppino spaghetti (pizza tower), and dr two-brains (wordgirl) descendants!

also: the sophomores (rated euclid on the sexypedia)

grimm (hollow knight) and larry (pokemon) desendants!

lastly: the freshman (rated safe or below on the sexypedia)

funeral of the dead butterflies (project moon) and the tongue eating louse (how fish is made) descendants

[teamghoulstudiosmx]

Monster High GX - Clawd wolf

[madcourtjester]

So apparently purple guy WAS (is?) at least at some point a tumblr sexyman, and because I originally got Tumblr to post a design of a Tumblr sexyman descendent because I thought the idea was really funny, I decided to design one. Because I think (hope) the Tumblr sexyman version of purple guy is not William Afton but the fandom version that was widely accepted before William Afton existed in the early days of the fandom (and because William afton already has canon kids) I made a descendent of that and pulled from some of the early theories such as purple guy being phone guy. I really wanted to go strongly in the direction of Monster High fashion dolls, so I included sketches of a little plastic accessory phone that would come with her as well as a car referencing the infamous purple car in the take cake mini game as well as an old Monster high g1 play set for draculaura’s sweet 1600 which featured a car that she got for her birthday. I wanted to pull from 80s fashion a little bit and give a 80s vibe for obvious reasons although it’s less apparent I still hope it comes through but I also strongly pulled from scene fashion because I associate that with the early days of Fnaf for some reason. (Obviously I didn’t do a full color drawing because this already took a lot of work and time, but I might go back and make one. either way, the color palette she is supposed to have is purple and gold because you know, purple guy and spring trap.)

(also by the way, the bunny teeth were not intentional. I kind of made a mistake while doing line art, but I decided to keep it because I thought it was cute.)

Inspired by @sexymandescendants and concepts/designs by @sparkerinparadise @sporesgalaxy

[heartshapedcreaturefromcriptoon]

Wait... I have the perfect way to explain this now....

What Tumblr/everyone else THINKS a Tumblr Sexyman is:

(i.e, a character with actual drip...)

What a Tumblr Sexyman Actually Is:

(i.e a character no one in their right mind would touch with a ten foot poll and needs to have every semblance of his sexiness projected onto him in order for the illusion to even work... People thinking him and dollar store Greta Gremlin are married when you know it's probs gonna be an asexual reproduction thing.... If it was reverse and g3 were g1 people would probably be drawing him as Sparky in a "fanart redesign" to make him look good, etc... )

[thenextsexyman]

Y’all is Cleo de Nile’s uncle Moses??? Asking for a friend.

[prettyholic7]

So I'm back with my Monster High obssesion (it's not like I ever left it but still) and I'm the mood to make OCs and I've never realised it, but oh my ghoul, Magnus Archives Monster High OCs would be so cool!!! And I haven't seen anyone else do it I think?? Anyway brb time to draw the daughter of Nikola Orsinov or whatever.

[cyancactus]

If monster high came out today, Jackson would be one of the most popular characters.

Like come on, he's a skinny 6'2 nerd with glasses and a sweater vest, he's basically a tumblr sexyman already.

[ace7librarian]

They should make a show like monster high or ever after high about the children of Tumblr sexyman.

Sexyman high.

The prom king and queen are the children of sans and reigen. Alastor's child is responsible for like, school radio. The onceler's child is a fashionista. Mega mind's child is emo. Bill's child is a prankster. THE HEADMASTER IS FREAKING SNAPE.

[gmanwhore]

I feel like legal requirement to make kids for Harry, Kim, and Jean in the Tumblr sexyman Monster High thing.

[mosthomoeroticenemies]

I feel most of these are self explanatory but, for pedanticism:

Sexiest Monster

Sexiest Monster! The less humanoid the better!

Cool Words

Words like effervescent, ephemeral, and petrichor, not used often in everyday speech but fun nonetheless!

Comfortest Character

Who is the most comfortest character?

Homoerotic Enemies

Think along the lines of Perry the Platypus and Dr. Doofenshmirtz, or that Danny Phantom tiktok guy (I can't remember his username but I love his hero/villain series)

Ship Dynamics

Moving away from characters, this is the culmination of those art memes with dynamics such as "tall and kind x smol and angry" or "they both share one braincell" and so on

Sexiest Nonbinary

We've had the Tumblr Sexyman and Sexywoman Battles, it's high time we let nonbinary people be sexy too!

Best Memes

I've found through the skeleton tourney that you guys really like memes.

(Real) Pets

Send in pictures of your pet (if you'd like) and have them battle to win Tumblr's heart!

Chaos Tourney :3

My own idea, a tournament in which you submit the characters and the criteria for the tournament will change every round (for example, round one could be most pathetic sop and round two could be most likely to commit a felony)

Comfort Foods

What do you eat when you're sad or just need a pick me up?

[sexymandescendant-archive]

Hi so I'm new to this, so what's sexyman descendants about? And can we make ocs ?

sexyman descendants is a concept i proposed as a joke, where tumblr sexymen have teenage children ala-monster high or disney's descendants. you can find the original post here

basically the premise i came up with as to how this universe exists is that all the tumblr sexymen (and other sexypeople) got transported to a sterile white suburbia where there's only one school, called tumblr high. (period is VERY important). and they all have high-school-aged children now. for some reason

there are 5 main/"canon" descendants, 4 of which are from the original post, with too-lette made shortly after:

roman the skeleton, daughter of sans the skeleton (this blog's current icon, designed by me)

too-lette, daughter of the once-ler (designed by me)

dee cipher, daughter of bill cipher (designed by me)

spamton g. spamton jr., daughter of spamton (designed by @/sporegalaxy)

sara reigen, goverment clone of reigen (designed by @/sporegalaxy)

and yes, you're free to make your own ocs for sexyman descendants!! even if there's already a "canon" descendant for them! too-lette's bio in particular ESPECIALLY encourages this. there are pretty much no restrictions, with the exception that the descendant's sexyparent MUST have a page on sexypedia (i was originally more lax on this, but ppl on here seem to have unofficially adopted this rule, so i'm just kinda rolling with what the community decides. sexypedia has some pretty liberal rules for what makes a tumblr sexyman anyway).

[1emon-snickers]

be ready for when i start posting revamps of my old tumblr sexyman descendants here... soon

[teamghoulstudiosmx]

Monster High GX project - Kieran Valentine