#tumblr german

[mischievousdog]

Wolpertinger

[oblivioustothevampirediaries]

fellow germans, i don't know what to say anymore, was ist denn hier los

[babyanimalgifs]

"Dude she said SIT"

(Source)

[sloppjockey]

ahoundoftongue. gouache watercolor painting on paper, 3x4 inches

[nohtora]

( zweisamkeit )

[archiarthur]

AYEEEEEEE WHAT'S UUUUUP

IT'S MEEEEEEEE

[mothmans-cumrag]

I am someone who schlenders. Bummels, even. Straight up am flanieren.

[siriwesen]

After seeing a question on Reddit about Germans and foldable rulers, I need to know how everyone feels about them.

The ask implied, that foldable rulers are not super common to use or own outside of Germany, and now I am wondering about exact demographics and why. Pls spread and add your country in the tags if you want. I can not imagine owning a tool box without one of these. And no, I am not talking about measuring tape, I specifically mean these foldable rulers. They also exist with cm + inch measurements.

EDIT: I specifically mean the item from the image. A long ruler, 1-3m long, can have inch + cm, or just cm measurememts, and it may be called a folding ruler or folding rule. The reddit post called it a foldable ruler however, hence I used this term.

[cirrocula]

resident cutie

[siryyeet]

In light of my ß appreciation post making its round again, can we also talk about how much the cursive ß fucks

Like look at that. This is the gay sex of writing.

[whyamipasta]

*cal sneezes*

“gesundheit”

[steffen-dilfrael]

*verbreitete

Schreiben ist schwierig Freund*innen. Ich bin auch nur am prokrastinieren und sollte an meinem Kolloquium arbeiten

[vor-leser]

the statistic exam is kicking my ass rn and im not trying to get distracted with socials, so have some more sloppy old drawings!

this was just when I noticed I basically draw everyone but nimdok

[namedvesta]

— unknown, Conversation between Athena and Aphrodite.

— Max Nonnenbruch, Junge Schönheit (𝟣𝟪𝟫𝟤)

[patrickztump]

Color: The German Shepherd Dog varies in color, and most colors are permissible. Strong rich colors are preferred. Pale, washed-out colors and blues or livers are serious faults. A white dog must be disqualified. ✘

these coat colors and more on redbubble