#tumblr ads are wild

[eslanes]

Uhhh am I the only one getting increasingly unhinged ads on here? Literally just got one for a (seemingly) very squishy (??) pair of earrings that magically causes weight loss and also gets rid of what appears to be goiters and/or hunchbacks??

[nerdywren]

tumblr has figured out that I like malevolent and realizes that Oscar is a fan favorite. Now im getting ads to convert to Christianity (im not very religious honestly).

[proudfreakmetarusonikku]

THEY DREW A LITTLE BOW ON THE STICK FIGURE DIVORCEE. JUST SO YOU KNOW ITS NOT A GAY DIVORCE.

[maroonpalt]

okay why are ALL my tumblr ads Monopoly Go

[schlorb]

destroy the malicious rodent using BLUE GOOP

terminate the vermin's ungodly existence in a pool of CERULEAN SLIMES

[note-a-bear]

This image will haunt me for the rest of my life

[wren-loves-plants]

tumblr keeps giving me olive oil ads where the image is just someone chugging the whole bottle. Fun fact: I don’t drink random cooking ingredients. It prob doesn’t taste great. Conclusion: for now I will not be chugging olive oil. Thank you for coming to my ted talk

[worlds-smallest-epsilon]

Ted Cruz jump scare 😭

I shouldn’t ever have to look at his awful rat face and beard. I fucking hate this dipshit. I hope he gets run over by a truck or otherwise gets comically hurt.

[ishedadordaddy]

Tumblr. I mean this in the nicest way possible.

Who the fuck do you think I am? Like. Genuinely. What the fuck?

[rjisodd]

I'm crying this is great.

Zero out of zero doctors recommend these frog earrings. That's 100% of the doctors we asked.

[yoyogiboysareclueless]

Duolingo invading Tumblr with the most wildest ad.

Like the one below is staring into my soul and the one inside is screaming in agony to be released from it's internal suffering.

[nezumithewriter]

clearly, graphic design is this probiotic guy's passion

[astrid4189]

tumblr thinks i own a canine. a dog, for sure, just not a canine one.

[maroonpalt]

why did tumblr decide I should play monopoly go

[birdinpajamas]

??????? Tumblr how many of your users can afford an aircraft

[note-a-bear]

This is a deeply unsettling ai image.

At first it looks like an average work crew. Then you start to notice hoses attached to nothing, workers growing into/from their equipment, infinite loading docks stretching into the ether, a power washing machine that's also a broom and dust pan?

This is the place contractors who catcall wind up, I think