#tubbo rant

[hisprettyfawn]

i head cannon that after the dsmp tubbo ends up growing out his brown hair (bc his mc skin changes) and moves to the qsmp as an adult and ranboo stays with michael and raises him as a single dad, always wondering if his husband will return. meanwhile tubbo is flirting with fred and adopting sunny

[maltmatcha]

c!Tommy phrasing the end of the dream smp as "when everyone went away" and clarifying that the nukes weren't canon is so interesting to me. Everyone, minus perhaps c!Jack and c!Tubbo just.. Went away. They moved on. The Syndicate made their way to the end with c!Kristin, c!Ranboo left with Michael to the nether, Jack.... Got into gambling, I guess. Everyone, for some reason or another, left the place behind.

And they left Tommy with it.

Of course, Tommy left too, but he's the only one who comes back to l'manberg. Comes back to the greater dsmp in general. It's as though he could never truly sever his ties with it. He says he's almost happy. And I think that's because he can never truly move on from it all. And I don't think its a coincidence that Tubbo is the only other one who's mentioned to still be kicking around the place. Tubbo and Tommy are inexorably tied to L'manberg. They're the only ones alive that have that connection to it.

Tubbo was around for the longest in L'manberg. Longer than its creator. He was there for the war, for the schlatt administration, for new l'manberg, and for its final demise. He couldn't leave it behind once and for all because so much of his life was spent there.

Tommy is part of L'manberg. L'manberg was created in his visage, it was an extension of him. He couldn't leave it behind once and for all because it was so much of his life. The idea of L'manberg persisted throughout all of his life. Even in exile, it was the only thing keeping him going.

They're the only ones who can't move on. Not fully. They're trying. They're almost happy. But they can't leave it all behind. I've seen a lot of people calling this a c!Tommy happy ending, but really, it was Almost Happy.

And I think one day he can be Happy. But we won't see it. We got our closure, but he hasn't. Not yet.

[apollos-boyfriend]

every once in a while i remember That One twitch rivals event and lose my mind. it was an absolute hellscape to sit through but god i miss it more than anything else in the world. good minecraft events will kill the blogger he needs bullshit horribly-run disasters to live

[noxious-fennec]

Watch it man you got a kid on board

[valentinesworld4ever]

c!tommy is the epitome of humanity, he's been hurt and yet has hurt, he's loved and has been loved, his character is tragically ironic, from the beginning of his story wilbur (during the l'manburg arc) was the reason dream hated Tommy (in which caused all his dream related trauma), and being apart of the reason tommy lost his his friendship with tubbo, and then the only person he trusts at this point, his brother, is then manipulated by the enemy, the sole person they both hated was the reason wilbur was manipulated into hurting tommy again, and that's why he was so human, even people like Phil and techno hurt and betrayed tommy because they didn't see him for what he is, the way jshlatt didn't, wilbur didn't and dream CERTAINLY didnt, EVERYONE up until quackity didn't see him for what he is, a kid, and by the time he meets quackity the one adult who sees Tommy, the real tommy, the loud, playful, gentle kid, he's manipulated back into the same abusive cycle as before, it's sad how everyone around him removed Tommy's humanization from him, they dehumanized him, they saw him as an enemy or a pawn, not a teenager and that's why he's so tragic, time and time again he's hurt and for reasons he could never control, and thats why when he was driven to the point of suicide during the exile arc it was so much sadder, because Tommy is so remarkably human, and so tragically a child

A/n; tell me if I should do more of these because I love yapping 👅👅 also sorry for any mistakes it's not proofread!!

[lycheefruiit]

Foolish is the best and worst person to be living with Tubbo.

The reason I say he is also the worst is because he encourages literally EVERYTHING. Like when they were continually knocking down Richas together in the museum for SO long that others came to check what they were doing.

Also, remember when Foosh and Tubbo worked together to hide that machine from Cucurucho? That was done scarily well- They're actually such an amazing force together... and I would LOVE to see them do some more crazy shit in the future. 0^0

[raticalshoez]

i'm having hyperfixation drought so i did what i did best and created a crossover episode

[tamtaco]

Desperately need people to talk about what happened on the rats smp today cuz what the fuck, FIRST SOMONE DIES??? AND THE PEOPLE THAT “KILLED” THEM SAID THAT IT WAS THE WRONG PERSON THAT DIED????? HELLO????? WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS??? ALL WHILE THEYRE PLAYING OUT HAMLET AS RATS??? (Also that play was so good,oh my god, good on them) And now the remaining rats are bickering and arguing???? Has anyone said what was supposed to happen?? What is going to happen now that 2 of the players are exiled?? Also what happened to korva, did the stream crash or what??

I’m genuinely so confused but it was so good at the same time so it’s even.

[phatcatphergus]

If I see anyone, and I mean anyone, talk shit about tubbos rp abilities or spam -rp in his chat after he immediately dropped everything after seeing dapper downed in chat and then spending literal hours lookin for him even when other people weren’t really caring to look I will commit unspeakable acts that you can’t even envision with the human mind

[tubzthelilbeeboy]

Started getting ideas while working on my Snowchester and L'manburg Pinterest boards.

For the 3 years or so that I've been obsessed with cbeeduo and whatnot for, I always imagined their mansion in my head that the insides always matched the outside layout of the mansion. Anyway, looking at all the cool pics I got for their mansion inspo on the snowchester board, I've come up with so much betters idea's on what it could actually look like. Idgaf if it's not canon I want joy and whimsy.

You walk in, BIG ASS ROOM. BIGGG!!! Keep the double stairwells, just make the room bigger. Still full of trinkets and what not but add a dozen huge paintings and drapes on the wall which makes it dark but still has a very home-y feeling. Add a shit ton of stairwells everywhere in this house. They lead to random spots and weird places you wouldn't expect. Many rooms with pianos and candelabras and fancy rugs and paintings and animal heads, rich furs, and silks. These mf's have money, they aren't afraid to spend it. The rooms are a nice dark oak color with some beautiful carvings. There is a big long hallway somewhere towards the back of the mansion with huge windows and a polished marble floor that's fun to slide on with socks and you get a perfect view of the icy lakes and trees, and a full view of the dead garden and gazebo, and weird angel statues that jut out of the uneven icy ground and rock pathways that are randomly laying in the snow. Rugs on the upstairs hallways, deep purple and golden trimmings, nice fancy lanterns hung on the walls every few feet or so. There's a huge ballroom with a dome ceiling with extravagant paintings on it. C!beeduo's room is massive, having lots of extra space but the bed is BIG, it can fit like 10 people if they wanted but it's usually just Ranboo and Tubbo in it, sometimes Micheal who crawls in if he has nightmares. The bed is obviously a canopy bed, black and deep purple colored with fluffy pillows and a nice carved headboard. There's a big walk-in closet and bathroom attached to the room that the husbands share. Micheal's room is the only one that doesn't fit the rest of the mansion, still the same walls and doors but a ton of drawings on the walls and colorful curtains, rugs and toys for Micheal to enjoy.

I have more probably but can't write everything down rn.... I wrote so much what the shit.

[hisprettyfawn]

tubbo being gen concerned about dti is so cute omggg

[maltmatcha]

Can we talk about c!Fundy

Yes I love c!Bitterduo too but god can we talk about c!Fundy. A boy born in the wrong body, at the wrong time, around the wrong people. His mother's gone. His father seems to care about a blond haired boy far more than he cares about his own son. His friends, the other war torn children, create and break alliances at any opportunity. He's told to fight for his nation and he doesn't know who to trust.

He can't even trust his own dad by the end of it all. Every authority figure he turns to disappoints him, and why wouldn't they? Fundy was a child of many failures. His sister L'manberg outshone him before it's demise, and was created with someone else in mind. Tommy overshadowed him when it came to his father. His grandfather too, chose someone else, a war criminal at that, to be loyal to above him.

Fundy seemed to follow behind everyone, and yet no one stuck with *him*. It's hard to name a single alliance he's had that hasn't fallen apart. It was as though he'd wasted his entire life clinging to the coat tails of people who didn't care about him the way he cared about them. When Revivebur came to him, half-assedly hobbling together an apology for his own self righteous brigade, can you really blame him for not accepting it? Might as well be a failure in someone else's eyes for a reason he could control.

He was overshadowed and outperformed by nearly everyone, and it wasn't even his fault. He was a spy for Pogtopia, but Tubbo gets the recognition for that. He was the son of a President. A leader. A man who will forever be remembered as the Creator of L'manberg, not the father of Fundy.

A lot of people complain about how Fundy never got a chance to shine, but I think that is exactly what's so interesting about him. In a narrative full of main characters, he never got the chance to be one.

[genevawrenn]

Let my poor little warrior boy be protected and safe and never have to worry again oh my god

[cosmic-finn]

I actually love romantic c!Beeduo so much like they make me feral.

For one I feel like they might not be the best at communicating with each other, trauma and all, but even when they can’t put into words their feelings they probably can read each other like a book, but still attempt to talk it out. Tubbo is definitely big on boundaries, growing up in a domestically violent household(dad Schlatt and mama Q my beloved) he probably gets fucking sick when he sees that behavior even accidentally repeated and tries so hard to never let Ranboo feel the same way Quackity did with Schlatt. I love the thought that Tubbo reminds Ranboo of important things when they wake up, it’s such a small idea but AAAHGH I feel like running up the walls I love it so much.

I know that in cannon they did talk about Tubbo getting exploded and it was such a small and plain talk, like I feel like that should’ve been something explored more with their characters. I need a deep moment where Tubbo opens up to Ranboo about all that shit and Ranboo comforts him like PLEASEEEEE. Also like in my au Technoblade took in Ranboo and raised him so I need some awkward moment between Technoblade and Tubbo plz.

The moment I saw Thelostmoongazer’s art of Ranboo feeling Tubbo’s explosion scar I felt as if I was going to combust out of joy. LIKE the gentle touching??? The communication not even with words??? The way Ranboo comforted Tubbo??? AHH it makes me so happy to see art like that ♡

Anyways that was my silly little rant

[kaz-oooo]

After finding out Bad was paying for the server I can’t help but wonder… what did Dream really do???

Because well… he wasn’t paying for the damn thing, ergo he didn’t really own it. He was just the guy who wanted to play vanilla minecraft with his friends on stream. But beyond that… what did he do?

Tommy and Tubbo for kept the server alive. The second they got whitelisted they were streaming every day, finding new shit to do (like walking up and down the prime path, searching for music discs, adding Wilbur and Schlatt for shits and giggs). Meanwhile everyone else was loosing interest, letting the server die.

And of course there was Wilbur. Tommy and Tubbo brought life, Wilbur brought soul. He saw a cool server that had potential and by God he was going to get himself whitelisted and construct one hell of a Hamilton fanfic story, one that would inspire countless people to create their own silly stories for years to come.

And even after c!Wilbur’s death and the end of the L’manberg era, we still had creators putting their all into this goddamn server. We had more amazing stories like Tommy’s exile, Ranboo’s enderwalk, Doomsday, the prison, Tales of the SMP, the egg AND of course Las Nevadas!! Special shout out to Quackity here, motherfucker was making cinematic experiences with those last few streams!

And that’s what I love about the DSMP. That’s why I hold it so close to my heart. That’s why I’m still writing fanfiction about it 3 years later. Because all these streamers sat down and turned this silly little Minecraft server into something magical.

And Dream’s name is slapped on the front despite the fact he barely lifted a finger.

[demodraws0606]

Motherfucker I did not see someone in Slime's chat say that BBH hates roleplay wtf

If anyone says BBH isn't a roleplayer then they straight up do not know him in the slightest, I am sorry.

Like in fact i'd argue he is up there as the biggest fucking roleplayers in this server like this man has spent months setting up a story full of mysteries and build up.

He literally spent an entire stream roleplaying his character's breakdown