#tua elliot

[sideblogandabiscuit]

Seriously, what would it be like to be Elliot in those early days? You have two psychos literally from the MH ward cuddled up and some kid who knows way too much just chatting after I was tied up. Like, yeah, tell me what to do because I'm having a burnout, existential crisis at my home/workplace. AND, please stop having sex in my bed.

[melodiesandmicroscopes]

I’ll concede that the final season of Umbrella Academy wasn’t that good, but one of my favorite throwaway bits is that Viktor has been dumped by every girl in his town but clearly not because he’s trans, he’s just bad at dating

[taiturner]

Do you think these childish theatrics will stop me? Okay, well, I can step it up a notch if you like.

THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY 4x04 | "The Cleanse"

[ethan-nestor-owns-my-heart]

Viktor getting kidnapped by the villain from Alvin and the Chipmunks is easily the funniest thing that's happened in the umbrella academy.

I'm sorry Viktor but of all people to get kidnapped by.

[netflix]

Does Five finally get the hug he so desperately needs?

[winter-seance]

The Umbrella Academy Season 4 Promo

[sun-stardustt]

THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY: SEASON 1 -> FAVORITE SOUNDTRACK SCENES

[stevenrogered]

the Umbrella Academy says goodbye

[glitchxs]

So, now that it's over, and I've given everybody enough time to watch all the seasons:

I'm breaking my silence on the numbering system.

If you haven't memorized them,

Number One: Luther Hargreeves

Number Two: Diego Hargreeves

Number Three: Allison Hargreeves

Number Four: Klaus Hargreeves

Number Five

Number Six: Ben Hargreeves

Number Seven: Viktor Hargreeves

Now, since we figured out these numbers, the fandom has been all,

"Oh it's in order of powers! Luther has (or had, as a kid) the best powers! And Viktor is seven because he 'had none'."

"Oh but that doesn't make sense! Ben's power is so much cooler and more lethal than Luther's!"

Bullshit. I'm breaking my silence.

Yes, fandom, you were on the right track.. ish.

These numbers were assigned based on how easy to manipulate each sibling was. These numbers were based on how terrifying, or hilarious, Reginald Hargreeves found each sibling.

Luther was stupid, he was easily toyed with and he would listen to everything his dad said. He was number one because Reginald could do whatever he wanted with him and wasn't at risk of getting attacked or even questioned. Reginald could poke, pry, test, train, whatever he wanted with Luther easily. That's what made him number one.

Viktor, on the other hand, was disobedient. He didn't listen, he wasn't easily manipulated, he killed all the nanny's, he terrified Reginald. Hence, the last thing he could possibly think to do-- because he is a maniac control freak-- was to put a stop to it. He couldn't lose! He has to make Viktor think he's nothing.

You can figure the rest out.

☂️

(Edit: Allison being told to betray her sister and DOING SO!! Five jumping despite Reginald's permission!! Ben not wanting to go on missions!! Come on.)

[the-krakens-bitch]

I know that the umbrella academy is getting shat on (including me) but one of the few redeemable aspects of it his terrible last season is Elliot Page

[sideblogandabiscuit]

"I know this is impossible but did we all get sexier?!

No, Klaus, it is not impossible.

[crimsonscloud]

ELLIOT PAGE

as Viktor Hargreeves in THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY season 4 teaser trailer

[mndvx]

THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY — The Unbearable Tragedy of Getting What You Want (S04E01)

[buglover77]

Things from season 4 of TUA that can stay:

Brisket Five

Viktor beating the shit out of Reginald

[netflix]

What's the most in-character thing you've done in your life outside of TUA?

[smeagles]

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