#tthis is incredible

[anonstories08]

when i saw this i felt like my heart had just been ripped out

one piece saved my life man

[theflowergothic]

Heklo its Shrimp anon I know its been awhile and i am SORRY but i am BACK

So Lets talk about isolation, specifically the lack of other influences in Max's life, this is sometthing i realised lately that Max doesnt really have friends, You look at the people he interacts with and its like, his team, the redline people, his family, Kelly's family and other drivers

Now, on their own thats fine, but if you only interact with those people, and from what i can tell, only people like that for AWHILE, Jos seemed to keep him busy, and busy=Isolated from people his age and with people who could and WOULD intervene with the very clear abuse that was going on, it does seem like he missed a lot of school as a kid and Teachers are usually the people who step in in these types of situations (them being the first to notice my self harm and suicidal tendencies)

Anyways, my point sort of is that Max has been surrounded by people who either CANT, or WONT intervene for various reasons I will explain later, and because he's been SO ISOLATED for SO LONG, he wont be the one to break out of it and get any kind of positive influence

Ok let me break down the many people in his life and the various reasons that they wont say anything, let me prefice by saying that there are some people in this who i do not blame for not doing anything and others that i DEFINITELY do,

HIS TEAM: Alright, this one's a biggie, for the people higher up in the team, Christain/Helmut etc, I do think theres a bit of keeping max Obidient, if he is used to this sort of toxic behavior and doesn't get OUT of it, they can keep using this sort of toxic behavior and the cycle repeats,

for people lower in the team, Mechanics etc, i do think its a bit about their job, a lot of h to em probably enjoy or at least appreciate what they do and with how toxic redbull is, they probably dont want to rock the boat and risk their careers, I blame them a bit but not that much

REDLINE PEOPLE: Honestly I dont trust them, yall heard the Abuse jokes they make so Casually and sometimes I wonder if they see Max as a cash cow and a way to get them more money and exposure, NOW i do jot know ANY of the redline lore so if someone could explain that would be very helpful

HIS FAMILY: Not a lot to say on this, Jos is an asshole and an abuser but Max is clearly Very, very codependent on him, which is one of the reasons that i think Sophie and Victoria wont really say anything, Max will go with his dad in the inevitable split and fallout that happens, Also Max most likely won't trust Sophie because, AND IM NOT CALLING HER A BAD PERSON FOR THIS, she did kind of abandon him, obviously she was in an incredibly hard position and noone can know what thats like unless we experience it for ourselfves but I would bet that Max has Abandonment issues from that

KELLYS FAMILY: Not even gonna say anyhting, yall know

And finally, THE OTHER DRIVERS: Ok first of all, most professional sports involve some sort of toxic relationships, hero worship and money and yadda yadda yadda, for some of these people tthis might just seem normal. some of them are obviously not that close to him as to notice anything amiss, Also i do think it has something to do with saving their reputation, say what you will about Kelly but she has her Cult and i think that the drivers who KNOW whats happening are also aware of the fact

Honestly i just feel so bad for Max, i sincerely hope that he gets out of this but as i dive more into it it just kind of seems hopeless, he seems to have resigned himself to it, Sometimes i wonder if he's depressed or something, i know that if i was in a situation like that i would have killed myself

I mean, if he does try i cant say i would be surprised

OK THAT GOT LONNNNGGGGG SOORYYY

love youuu- Shrimp

Welcome back, shrimp anon!

Thanks for this very detailed (and probably spot-on) look at Max and the dynamics of those around him!

Can... can I reference this in the exposé? DM me.

[freakinator]

I just wanna say I betted on team mice break up first solely because they started the team for the mace.

My day 1 thoughts:

They gathered a bunch of people to do trial chambers and it felt like a mix of duos instead of a team. It was just an alliance to get the mace that turned into a team cause.. why not? They couldn't get the mace(squiddo, unknown at the time), so they might as well team up! (also cause other groups started fighting them as a team, so for the sole reason of numbers, they had no choice but to stick together)

And they all knew that if they ever got the mace in the first place, everyone on the team would want to take it for themselves. Now that the 'obtaining the mace' objective is gone, they don't really have a real common goal to work towards as they were just a hastily made day 1 alliance(it literally was 'join group vc!', then team made), so it was bound to break apart.

Later, they proved to be true:

Fundamentally they did not built up any trust at all especially they all had disagreements here and there, doubting each other's judgements:

-Trusting the empire in the end fight (oops, the empire betrayed! why did you trust them?)

-Who to fight and who to not (I dont think killing this person is a good idea...)

-Angering manepear (red had no opinion at the time, but it had been revealed to us that he tried to negotiate with mane but failed, so I guess he chose the betrayal option)

-People doing their individual projects (leo's flame void trap<-after this leo basically dipped, woogie's tower<-woogie just wanted to build his tower)

,etc.

(just my thoughts though, anyone can feel free to disagree)

(also didn't mean for it to be this long 😅)

honestly tthis ask made me realize just how doomed from the start they were and how leo never managed to grow an attachment to any of them lmao cause like at the time i really thought they had a chance despite all their strife and perhaps they could have but at the end of the day they never took that chance which ultimately lead to their incredibly messy breakup

i oon the other hand thought that the empire would break up cause of how volatile and willing to take action each individual members were, i knew that minute and mapicc were both incredibly loyal ppl ofc and that in the right circumstances spoke can also be really loyal himself but figured the drama between spoke, jepexx, and chief would cause them to splinter somehow even if nobody ended up betraying

maybe if several of the empire members didnt become inactive they could have broken up but i honestly have no idea cause in hindsight almost all the members have experience in some really messy teams amd deciding to stay despite that, chief i honestly thought would betray the empire to join the blindfold alliance but he hasnt done that at all despite having all the chances to do so so maybe hes a lot more loyal than i assumed he was

[wormchaser]

chad (hi.. i missed you.but anyways. prepare for a huge rant.... i read your ao3 last night and germs made me feel sick. "fuCK You" was my favorite of the germs series.. however in general, "respite" was really really good. i loved how it was written > and I understand why Deron hits me. this is evil i think galactic prey is one of my favorite albums ever. unpopular opinion. the entire theme and premise of it all is sooogood.. and megadextria makes me so curious. i want to dig around in deron's mind and ask him what does we are all living to follow you mean. what does thismean. what are you implying. shakes him by the shoulders violently. one glance puts a smile on the face that only cries.. and the universe responds with just a nod. i 'm going to puke AND TWO TICKETS TO HEAVEN. oh lord and music-wise (because if i keep talking about song themes, it'll be impossible to read) it is top tier. i am super impressed with deron's vocals & jess' drumming, i can never get tired of listening to it.. galactic prey makes me go crazy "brain invasion a germ’s persuasion" in a host to suicitis. he knows... for synergy restored, i don't have that much to say on. because i just really fucking love the music.. wish me dead makes me feel fucking sick to my stomach. and 90 car pile up. 90 car pile up tears apart my brain violently. i wish i had more things to say about it but the instrumentals are simply incredible, deron's vocals are gross and i need to tear out his voice box (in a good way.) and the lyrics claw their way into my chest like always )

ok. idid read this last night but only like 5 minutes before i had to go to sleep or i would miss the window that my meds let me sleep. but i am here now. i am so glad you like my stuff :^D. andi really like respite too..

tthis kind of makes me feel like im reading text generated by an ai based on me because we have so many of the same opinions. galactic prey is so so good.. (did you know the premise was some other guy's idea, who pitched it to deron? they were working on it together until deron pulled a deron and kicked the other guy out because of iirc 'creative differences'. lol) . dude i was listening to megadextria yesterday and being like...i feel sick please tell me what you mean.. i was even going to make a series of posts about hoping he dies so i can pick around in his brain and figure his shit out. one glance puts a smile on the face that only cries?? rolls around. fffunny that you mention 2 tikcets to heaven....definitely one of the songs ever........... dude. holds the wall like im about to throw up. a host to suicitis. i do have opinions about the mixing of galactic prey... of course, it's post-split deron, so the mixing is going to be bad (because chad mixed the cky stuff- at least the early stuff? maybe he didn't mix carver city? not sure). but, to give it some credit its not as egregious as the 96 stuff. in terms of the writing, its awesome. it's really hard to follow the story in the first half, but the second half gets better at that. YES germs in galactic prey. so awesome. so epic. he knows. in terms of derons vocals.... well. lets just say. you can sort of tell (across his whole career) when he stopped practicing. sometimes i like to hurt myself by wording that as 'when he lost the drive to improve himself in service of cky'. youre right about derons vocals being gross and needing to tear his voice box out in a good way. my thoughts precisely. aargggh. i need to write a dissertation about all the thoughts i have about the synergy restored songs and how every 96bitter beings song ever is about chad ginsburg

[beforus-for-real-justice]

eeveryone oon tthis bblog hhas ssomething iincredibly wwrong wwith tthem

everyone who sends ASKS LIKE THIS has something incredibly wrong with them.

[theriverbeyond]

for the fanfic tropes: coffee shop au, xeno, bodyguard, and kidfic

Coffee shop AU done here! (

Xeno

B: Like it. Not one of my bigger cravings, but it can scratch a certain itch if I’m in the right mood.

Xeno can be FUN!! I am not always in the mood, and I don't really go looking for it? but also i don't think it has featured heavily in a ton of fandoms i've been in, so idk. I enjoy the creativity! also, speaking of xeno,

open up all the faucets (be fruitful and multiply) by NotAFicWriter on ao3 is absolutely incredible and i wish i had more adjectives in my pocket. it's good, and i highly recommend (griddlehark, harrow crawls out of hell a full blown resurrection beast, they fuck)

Bodyguard

A: Love it. will click on a fic only because of this tag

what can i say other than chefs kiss. italian hand emoji. the dynamics!! the loyalty!! the vibe!! plus.... i wanna say that all the ships i am *really* into have some sort of body guard energy, lmao. it's so up my alley it IS the alley. the potential for angst and hurt/comfort is up the wall with this trope, which doesn't hurt either. this trope is just so fun. a longtime if not lifetime favorite

Kidfic

F: Will immediately make me nope out of a fic.

tthis trope hits multiple levels of apathy for me. I don't dislike it, i just... don't care, and usually avoid these fics based on the tags alone. HOWEVER, i make an exception for the very specific AU of "Three Lyctors and a Baby: baby Gideon is raised by the disastrous trio of G1deon/Pyrrha, Augustine, and Mercymorn". i actually don't think this fic exists outside my head, but, here it is (someone please write it)

[fandomwandererer]

wow tthis tab was buried deep in my Firefox inactive tabs

last song : technically something from Spotify especially auto generated salsa playlist, but I'm gonna put down 'ballroom blitz' instead.

Fav colours idk.deep blue and purple I think

Currently watching: doctor who, just finished one piece LA, and jojos bizzare adventure part 2 (I stalled last time I tried to watch it, and so I was rewatching it all. Am now up to where I stopped last time, but not further yet)

Sweet savoury spicy- I like spice but I'm terrible at it. Other than that idk tbh

Relationship status: single, trying to figure out if I'm aro or not.

Currently obsessed with: the recent discovery of a new symbiosis-turned-organelle called a nitroplast, like a mitochondria or chloroplast. And the huge story I've got fermenting about the incredible intimacy of designing your mechs to make them able to combine like voltron.

No pressure tags: @the-autistic-spider @villainessbian @five-rivers @copperbadge

@letsstartafamilywellinvitewelove

I sshould probably find more but I can't rn, and I know if I don't send this now I'll completely forget to finish it.

Nine people i'd like to get to know better:

Tagged by: @bell-of-indecision, thank you so much for tagging me <3

Last Song: Gmfu by Odetari,6arelyhuman

Favourite colour: Dark red, violet, pink

Currently watching: Death note, ep6

Spicy/Savoury/Sweet: Spicy

Relationship status: Single

Current Obsession: Mbti types and cognitive functions.

Tagging: @somin-yin @a-cloud-for-dreams @axepen @hinsaa-paramo-dharma @basic-bitch-alkali @rhysaka @blackknight-100 @squishywizardd @reykalot

[daylighteclipsed]

tetsuya nomura in 1990whatever designing the protagonist of his new disney/ff game: afab (assigned feline at birth)

[sbf-orouborus]

THIS TTHIS THIS!!

I CANT STRESS THIS ENOUGH.

ok so you fixed the disability because you're own feelings, but it's selfish- Incredibly selfish. Like- as a Writer/Artist I aspire to be inclusive and bring TRUE representation.

Quote on Quote "Fixing" the disabled is an insult to the character and to the readers. It's just making them feel like fucking worthless because they have something that's out of there control! And that's an insult.

Not even mentioning the character- like- if part of the characters' lovely trauma and struggle in the story is directed around their disability "fixing" it is saying that there struggle and achievements to overcome it mean nothing and were pointless. Especially if said character had finally come to except said disability.

Oh and disability doesn't equal personality. And said disability doesn't have to be a struggle or even a major plot point, it can just exist and that's perfectly OK

Okay, cool, so you magically "fixed" all the physically disabled characters so they don't exist anymore, because you think being physically disabled is worse than death. Alright. All of the characters are ablebodied now.

But guess what. I'm still here. In real life. Still physically disabled. So what am I supposed to do now? Why do you think not letting me see myself in fiction is a positive outcome?

You do realize that physically disabled people exist in real life, and we want to see ourselves represented in fiction, right?

You realize that writing magical cures in your fictional stories doesn't make you a god, right? We're literally still here. You haven't cured us. The only thing you've done is told us you think we shouldn't exist, and that we don't deserve to see positively portrayed characters like us. Now we don't get to see ourselves in fiction. And you think you're being a good and helpful person by erasing or destroying our representation. Okay.

[eyerealm]

Your art is mindblowing for real..every time u post i show my friends 😭 srsly such a huge inspiration. have a lovely day. Also your rohans are PERFECT genuinely on point. Like its incredible .

Thank you sso so much anon, im so flattered.. i am very happy about the rohan part too, i really try to capture him well, i tend to use many references for him.. This was how my canvas looked like for tthis drawing lol. You could say i can be kinda obsessed with capturing his likeness. But if i dont do that i dont feel content. I really want to be 100% confident in drawing him without looking at any references. Anyways have a lovely day too anon, you made my day

[broccolianddandelion]

Chapter 291: In which hearts are broken (including mine)

TThis might honestly be my favorite bnha chapter so far. This arc feels like a turning point in the entire series, and the emotional stakes have never been higher. Hori drives the oomph home with artwork that does an incredible job capturing the devastation Touya is raining down on the social order. Characters have never seemed so fragile in their pain, even Endeavor.

First, Touya as a child was an actual angel.

Maybe because I’m old and have Stuff Going On, this hit me:

This is the face of man whose grief over his dead child has been torn open.

We learn in this chapter that life in the Todoroki household isn’t as black and white as we thought it was. Keeping in mind that neither Touya nor Enji are reliable narrators, there is a part of Enji that has always cared about his family. Now I’m going to get into territory that is both controversial and probably hard for many bnha readers to sympathize with.  Enji was likely in his early 20s when Touya was born. This may be hard for many teens to believe, but in your 20s you are still young: your personality isn’t fully formed, your prefrontal cortex has barely developed, your ability to form sound judgement is iffy. Enji’s fate was not yet set in stone. He ended up listening to his darker angels and allowed himself to become consumed by hatred and jealousy, which is unfortunate and does not excuse his subsequent actions, but damn, does it make for good family drama.

All this is to say, something broke in Enji when Touya died -- the manifestation of Enji’s hopes and dreams, even as unheroic as they may have been. (Remember, he could have changed!) Nevertheless, his sorrow was genuine.

Chapter 249

Not sad enough for you? Have some more Todorokis about to get their lives shattered?

And we can’t forget “Can’t you see-kun” who was started out shocked in Chapter 290:

To denial:

To anger:

To more shock (no acceptance here):

To “please god it can’t get any worse.” (Bonus: shocked and heavy-hearted Bakugou and Midoriya)

To unbridled devastation:

Twice, when he realizes he’s about to die at the hand of someone he thought a friend:

Endeavor, when he learns of Hawks’s actions:

(I can only imagine how Hawks is going to feel when he learns the truth about Endeavor.)

Tokoyami, desperate to save his mentor:

And Shouto, who begs his father through his tears to save his friends:

At least we end on a couple positive notes -- the twin stars having Resolve.

And everyone’s favorite presumed-dead, denim-clad hero:

What a ride. As I said, for me this chapter was all about the emotion. Hori’s drawings scream, weep, and rage right off the page. Horikoshi is perhaps more celebrated for his action sequences (though I swear sometimes I can’t tell what’s going on until Hexamendle’s take), but he is equally talented at reminding us how very human his characters are.

[floralseokjin]

;big dick, big heart (m)

your new boyfriend has a really big dick

pairing | kim seokjin x reader genre/warnings | smut, a 9″ dick lmao, new relationship au, fluff words | 1,957

“Where the hell have you been hiding that?”

There’s pure shock in your voice. Mouth agape, eyes wide, heart on standstill as you have an internal breakdown over the size of the dick in front of you, hard and bobbing up and down in your line of sight.

“What do you mean?” Your boyfriend asks, perplexed by your sudden change in attitude. Not a minute before you’d been eagerly waiting for him to tear off his underwear, hellbent on getting your hands on him.

“The snake in your pants.” Voice deadpan, you really are trying to piece together the logics of all this. Granted, you haven’t seen many dicks in real life, but shit, you haven’t even seen something this size in porn. (Granted, you haven’t watched much, but still.)

“Oh, my god,” you mutter weakly, looking up at him instead of the giant flesh coloured pole between his legs. “Seokjin, it’s massive.”

“You’re making me self conscious.” He whines, hands attempting to cover his modesty. Ha! Good luck, even he can’t successfully accomplish that.

“How could you ever be self conscious with that hanging between your legs?” You gape, eyes back on the thing like you can’t look away. You really can’t. Yes, the shock has been a little debilitating but god, just imagining attempting to pleasure that makes your heat clench and pulse like no tomorrow. Despite the very satisfying orgasm he’s just given you.

It’s beautiful. If a dick can be beautiful. Smooth, and long, and thick...and shit, you don’t even think your mouth can cope with it, let alone your poor vagina.

You could die trying. Imagine that. Death by your boyfriend’s humongous dick. New boyfriend! That’s why the shock is so much. Didn’t he think to tell you he was hiding a 6 foot rod that is surely capable of splitting you in half?! You’re just glad you haven’t agreed to go all the way tonight. Romance in stages. Although you realise now that ogling him like he’s some sort of animal at a zoo isn’t very romantic. Either way, you need that extra time to prepare. Your mouth aches at what’s to come right now though.

“I regret the ‘I’ll show you mine if you show me yours’ idea now,” he mutters, almost pitifully, and perhaps that would be believable if he didn’t have your arousal dried across his mouth and chin.

Still, you don’t want to give him a complex. You’re going to suck his dick tonight. You’ve been wanting to jump his bones since the night of your first date. Although definitely thankful you waited a few weeks now. You may have passed out from the shock with a decision that soon. 

Ten minutes later Seokjin is lying in a pool of his own sweat, body flushed, panting for breath, gritting his words out, fists clenched in your hair as you gorge yourself around the monster.

“Fffuck, tthis is so hot.” You feel like a slobbering idiot, but you take his word for it. Your fist is soaked in your own saliva, moving vigorously across the base of the biggest dick you’ve ever pleasured as your mouth tries to take care of the rest.

He cums down your throat. You’re sure it’s a lot more than you’re usually used to. The bigger the dick, the bigger the cumload. That’s your logic anyway.... Maybe also bigger the ego.... He sure has a dirty mouth on him.

“You need to practice, baby,” he tells you two minutes later, mid kiss, your jaw aching. “For when I fuck you.”

Your vagina begins preparing itself for a beautiful death.

x

It’s 9 inches. nine inches. 9”. However you want to write it, it still translates to fucking massive. You make him measure it to the exact centimetre and share his findings on your Friday date night. Of course it rounds up perfectly. He looks embarrassed as you have your dick discussion over a candlelit dinner, an audience of about forty others if they happen to be listening in to your hushed conversation.

You want to know how he’s just been walking around so casually with a monster in his pants. It is increasingly above average so there’s no point acting clueless. (He does.) How come past dates and girlfriends haven’t brought it up? He says he can’t remember if they did or not. Honestly, his dick has never been this much of a conversation starter... You gasp. Thinking you’ve finally cracked it. Maybe a dick that length actually kills a person. Maybe he’s a serial killer... He just laughs fondly and calls you overdramatic. Well... you are a writer. Maybe if writing magazine articles goes down the drain, you can take up fiction writing. Thriller novels. Death by Dick would be your first work. (If you didn’t literally die from said death this weekend.) 

Seokjin apologies unnecessarily, but asks you how he could’ve possibly slipped it into conversation if he had known anyway? “Hey, I know this is our first date, but just a heads up, I have a 9″ inch penis, so maybe mull that over before you agree to a second...” That makes you snort loudly, wine nearly exploding from your nostrils, and it definitely gains the attention of the neighbouring tables. Your embarrassed, but he takes your hand in his, caressing the skin with his thumb. 

While sharing a moment, he tells you that you can always wait a little longer if you were feeling a nervous, which is cute of him. But you’ve waited long enough, and real talk, you don’t think your vagina will ever be ready enough, so may as well bite the incredibly large bullet sooner rather than later...

x

“It’s not going in.”

24 hours later and you’re more than panicked. Definitely overthinking it. You’d been up the night before googling “how to tell if you have a shallow vagina.” You’d also been two seconds away from messaging your last boyfriend “how big is your penis?” before you realised you were delirious from no sleep and dick worry.

“Will you just chill out,” Seokjin chuckles lowly, kissing your forehead. “I haven’t even tried yet.” That much was true. Admittedly he was just rubbing his dick against you.

You tense a little when you feel him begin to press against your entrance, fingers digging into his back unintentionally.

“Now, I’m trying,” he says, his voice doing things to you. It’s deeper than you’ve ever heard it. Maybe if you just concentrate on how hot he is, he’ll just slip inside unnoticed.

“How far is it?” You ask a moment later (nice try). You know he’s penetrated, just need to know how much.

“About 2 inches.” You groan, impatient. He laughs, kissing your mouth. “Just calm down, baby.” As his lips meet your neck, you let your eyes close, sinking into the feeling as he pushes deeper, beginning to thrust shallowly. He rubs your clit too, body instantly getting hotter. 

“You’re so wet. I made you so wet.” Seokjin murmurs, almost like he’s reassuring you. He has made you very wet. You’re quickly realising how talented he is with his fingers. He’s stretched you out ever so helpfully.

“Mhmokay.”

Seokjin has already told you he’ll take it slow, knowing how nervous you are, which is sweet of him. If you really think about it, say your exes all had 6 inch penises, all you needed to do was to make room for three more extra inches, and that really wasn’t much at all. It was doable. The women before you had managed. You’re just a worrier. 

Three inches, you remind yourself. Easy. But then... 6 + 3 still makes nine. You’ll still be stuffed 9 inches deep regardless, and he’s just getting deeper with each slow thrust. Oh, god... Where do the excess inches even go? Your guts?!

“You’re tensing.” Damn, your body is betraying you, and just like that, Seokjin pulls out. The loss is frustrating. You’ve been so distracted, you haven’t had time to concentrate on the pleasure. He begins rubbing his dick against your folds though, coating you and him in your arousal and it just gets you hornier. Now, if only your mind can stop betraying you, that would be nice.

“It’s kinda hard not to when you’re about to be impaled to death,” you whine. (Fuck you mind.) 

“Shut up,” he quips with a smile, but he’s out of breath, slightly impatient. You can tell as he slips to your entrance once more. “Try again? I only had like 3 inches left.”

You nod. Okay, back to your original thought process. Three inches. Doable. He begins to push inside you again. Easily this time, already warned up and your arms wrap around his neck, kissing his mouth eagerly. This time you don’t forget to concentrate on the pleasure. “Keep on like that. Slowly. Bit by bit.” You want to quit the thrusting for now and just feel him fully.

“Metre by metre.” He jokes. Yeah, you’ve definitely inflated his ego. That’s what being a dramatic bitch will do to a guy with a massive dick. But you’re progressively feeling fuller, so you can’t think of a comeback. Only a little whimper leaves you involuntarily.

“Is it uncomfortable?” He asks, immediately noticing.

“A little—no!” You wail, when he pulls out straight away. You reach for his dick immediately. The feel of the hot, hard flesh turning you desperate. “Why did you pull out?! You were nearly there!”

”I don’t want to hurt you.” He replies, but his gaze is on your hands, rubbing his dick against you, and now you can feel how wet you are yourself. The relief is immense. You can take on the world. You can take on your boyfriend’s 9 inch penis!

“You’re not. I promise,” you tell him, kissing him sweetly, wondering what you did to deserve such a caring man. A hot, caring man. You really lucked out there. Your friends are super jealous. They’ll be even more so when you tell them about tonight.

However, despite your reassurance he still seems a little reluctant. “Maybe we should try again another time...”

“No—!” You practically shout, clinging to him. “Nooo. Seokjin, I want you. I need you.” He can’t say no to that. He practically whimpers. Soon enough pushing back inside.

“You have the patients of a saint,” you murmur, fingers playing with the hair at the nape of his neck.

He chuckles, breathing laboured. “As soon as I bottom out I’m coming.”

He doesn’t. You’re thankful. He somehow holds back until you’ve cum first. Which actually doesn’t take long. Seokjin takes it slow at first, making sure to stretch you out carefully until you’re pretty much begging him to go a little faster. He obliges until all you can feel is his dick. You’re solely existing for the monster living in his pants. Only now you feel mean for calling it that, because all it cares about is your pleasure.

The secret to a g-spot orgasm? A really big dick! You cum hard. It obliterates all your senses. Makes you stiffen, convulse around him. You’re seeing stars for a good ten minutes afterwards. Aware Seokjin has cum too, but way too out of your mind to give him the proper attention. You’ll make up for it next time. You won’t be so dazed. (Maybe.)

“Oh, god,” you exclaim shortly after, finally finding your voice as he showers your body in kisses. “That was really something.”

He laughs, lifting his head to place a kiss on your lips. “You changed your tune.”

Indeed you have. Like you said, you’re a big worrier. Most things turn out fine. In this instance, it turned out life changing...

[megasuperhappyfuntimestuff]

Holy shit

for those of you who dont know, i have a favourite fma au

its replacing Pride with Caliborn, but keeping everything else exactly the same.

and it’s a grande old time

[mobox87]

I wanted to tell you that you have been my great admiration for make my own animations! Literal, since I met your Ida channel, you inspired me to create videos and upload them to youtube. Now, you are an incredible cheerleader, I hope you get very far and never give up on reaching your dreams, I wish you all the best, God bless you

TwT Thank you, i really apreciate tthis and im happy to be an inspiration to others

[tatakaeeren]

one day after snk ends i'll write a book about levi and i'll share it to you so whenever were feeling down and depressed, we can read it and be reminded how levi cured our lonely hearts just by being short,grumpy but definitely a handsome hot model, and most of all being our strongest man but got biggest heart that touched us all sdhdjkkl. 😌💕💕💕 hope you'll feel better soon. i pray more good things coming your way.✨

jdkhdjajhag yessssssss!!! i need this!! I want tthis book so so much :’) . It is such an incredible and lovely idea :’). A book that will cure all our problem, because Levi is our everything💕💕💕. I really love this idea and I hope you will write it someday, i’ll be patiently waiting here for it 😍. Thank you very much for your kind words, I am feeling a bit better, every day it is a step forward :).

[outofbluecomesgreen]

Jon Bernthal // Tom Hardy

Ok so i’ve been wanting to do this shitpost for a long time, and so.. why not?

not only this two motherfuckers are incredible lovable, and can make your ovaries explode in the blink of an eye, but i’ve come to find maaany things in common with them,. (aside from being this hottie devils and creators of an ever ending fustration on many levels) Im sure you all know them, but i still wanted to list them, just because my fucking mind insisted on it. So..

IM SURE THERE ARE MANY MORE.and now i can only think of these. So if you like, feel free to add!

- Edward

-Jews

- Born in September (ok, Jon is from ‘76, and Tom is ‘77, still quite close)

- Tough past

- TAttoos

- Both are dogs sluts. 

-These guys can look al rough and badass, but those two are sweet muffins. really

- Family and missus? Dear lord, these two are a couple of suckers for them. like in a level i wish i could see more frequently. They fucking melt my heart

- Respect their military forces. like a lot.

- While Tom was figthting in WW2 on” Band of Brothers”, my dear Jonny Boy was fighting on “The Pacific”. -i love those 2 series sosososo much, they are sooo good-

- Did anyone said mafia guys? Yeah, they both played as Al Capone, (Ok Jon already did in Night at the Museum what a dooorrrkk BULLET BULLET BULLET., and Tommy boy has recently filmed for the Fonzo movie, we have yet to see him blow our minds with his performance) 

- ANTI HERO? ANYONE? BLACK WITH WHITE SYMBOL ON THEIR CHEST? (i knooooow tthis venom didnt have the spider, but lets just say in general, the characters itself, he does..)

- DESERVE A MILLION OSCARS AND MANY FUCKING AWARDS

WE SHOULD MAKE A PETITION TO CREATE THE BERNTHAL HARDY NOMINATIONS, OR MAYBE JUST “THE EDWARDS AWARD” OR THE “EDAWARD”. ok im gonna stop

- both fandoms are amazing ♥

hope you dont mind me tagging you: @lightblindingme @kteague @frankcastiglione @allinourprivate-traps @iamkatehardy @deartomhardy