#pre-incident mituna

[catman-draws]

Also, very self-indulgent petition for Kankri & Mituna's relationship to be at least interesting, though I'm always here for Captors and Vantases having messy friendships, canon be damned. But if they have to dislike each other, at least let it be more than some dumb mean-spirited love triangle </3 Tho tbh I'm very curious how you're gonna write Mituna in general, given how little info we actually have ✨️

Way ahead of you, anon.

[takendruid]

Terezi is blind in the AU. She was blind when she died as a human, and her hollow mask covers her eyes. If she could see, I would have drawn her mask eyes like Mituna’s. Also all four of these mfs had outfits that were very easy to turn arrancar outfits (also Redglare isn’t actually that much taller than Terezi, I just thought it would look better if she was fuckem massive)

I wanna specify that this drawing is pre-accident/incident and therefore pre mask being severely damaged. I’m unsure what I’m gonna make Mituna’s mask look like as a result of the injury, but Mituna’s incident still happens in the bleach au and I think I’m gonna make Kurloz the causer of his injury

[calculatingminutiae]

There are two kinds of MT in my sketchbook and v little in-between tbh

[spontaneousglitterbees]

Im not dead, not doing inktober, here's a zombie prompt for a quasi-canon character that nobody asked for

[69ywivez]

I REMEMBER. IN ONE OF MY LIVES I ENDED UP A GHOST PRETTY EARLY ON BECAUSE OF A FAILED GODTEIR ATTEMPT. KANKRI WAS THE FIRST TO FIND ME IN THE BUBBLES, AND I REMEMBER HE WAS UPSET THAT I DIDNT MAKE IT BUT HE. HUGGED ME AND TOLD ME IT WAS GOING TO BE OKAY. AND HONESTLY IT WAS MORE THAN OKAY?

I ENDED UP FOLLOWING HIM AROUND LIKE A LOST PUPPY AND KINDA. CLINGING TO HIM LIKE A LITTLE WRIGGLER WHENEVER ANYONE ELSE WAS AROUND FOR A WHILE, BUT FOR THE FIRST COUPLE WEEKS IT WAS JUST US OUT THERE. HED STILL HANG OUT WITH KZ AND LATULA AND MITUNA EVEN WITH ME AROUND WHICH WAS. REALLY FUCKING AKWARD AT FIRST CONSIDERING I DIDNT KNOW THEM AT ALL AND JUST VAUGLEY STOOD BEHIND KANKS LIKE A WEIRDO. IT TOOK A BIT BUT EVENTUALLY I LOOSENED UP AND INTIGRATED INTO THE GROUP AS MUCH AS YOUR FRIENDS LITTLE BROTHER CAN DO THAT.

KANKRI WOULD BASICALLY ALWAYS LOOSE IN MARIO CART LAMOOO. AND WHENEVER LATULA WANTED TO NOOGIE KANKRI SHED NOOGIE *ME* AND SAY I WAS "t4k1ng th3 noog13 1n h1s pl4c3". SHE ACTUALLY DID THAT OUT OF RESPECT OF KANKS NOT WANTING TO BE TOUCHED, WHICH WAS KINDA SWEET OF HER

PORRIM WAS LIKE.. ME AND KANK'S MUTUALLY SCARY MOTHER. SHED LIKE CALL HIM FROM A COUPLE ROOMS OVER WHILE WE WHERE HANGING OUT WITH HIS FRIENDS SOMETIMES AND HED HAVE TO LEAVE TO GO DEAL WITH HER. ONCE SHE MADE HIM CRY AND I CUSSED HER OUT

LATULA AND MITUNA LIKE? SETTLED DOWN AT SOME POINT IN A MEMORY THAT I THINK WAS A VERSION OF DAVES'? MAYBE A DAVE HARLEY'S, BUT IT WAS ABANDONED WHEN THEY GOT THERE. I SAY DAVE HARLEY BECAUSE EVERYTHING WAS GREEN AND BLUE BUT IT LOOKED LIKE A HUMAN HIVESTEM. I STILL REMEMBER HOW THEIR COUCH FELT

KZ AND MITUNA BOTH GAVE ME PIGGYBACK RIDES SOMETIMES, WHICH WAS AT LEAST PARTLY BECAUSE I WAS SO MUCH SMALLER . MITUNA ATE REGULAR HUMAN HONEY OUT OF THE JAR LIKE WINNIE THE POOH SOMETIMES (IT WAS ACTUALLY A REOCCURING THING TO CALL HIM WINNIE OR POOH). HED FADE BETWEEN PRE AND POST INCIDENT DEPENDING ON THE DAY, WHICH MOSTLY JUST MEANT SOMETIMES HED BE MORE CONFUSED

BUT YEAH. IT WAS NICE .

[onlynear]

NOW. i know sol isn’t mine like i don’t go here but he’s got the most notable examples of yellowblood/mutant powers in canon, and in order to talk about mituna’s psionics i have to draw from him! let’s get into it.

VOICES OF THE DOOMED. 

sollux hears voices of the recently deceased and they tell him that alternia is doomed. it’s important to note that this happens before the trolls begin to play sgrub -- this is very specifically part of sollux’s mutation, and not something he achieves through being the mage of doom. similarly, mituna, being a yellowblood mutant, experiences premonitions (frequently brushed off by others as paranoia and gut feelings) about other trolls, and the danger they pose to both mituna himself and the party at large (noteable examples are meenah, who he hates not only because he just doesn’t like her but because she gives him intense visions and migraines) and damara (who he knows to be extremely deadly). mituna, while not as academically-minded as sollux, is pretty genre-savvy, and he’s able to differentiate his mutant-visions from the classpect-visions he gets later on. 

MIND HONEY.

mind honey, as we see in canon, merely enhances existing psionics. it’s incredibly unhealthy for yellowbloods, as it’s addictive and acts almost like sopor slime, in a way -- it makes sollux’s lusus dimwitted and satiated, and loosens any inhibitions and ability to think rationally, do anything requiring fine motor skills and, most importantly, prevents a mutated yellowblood from keeping their powers at bay. as we see in canon, both captors keep their eyes covered (mituna, even pre canon, wears his hair thick and over his eyes, as he constructs his helmet with his alchemiser once he enters sgrub) -- this is because, should their eyes go uncovered, it’s much easier for psionics to fire out ad-hoc should they feel any intense emotions. seen as mituna’s psionics, post-accident, are broken, mind honey doesn’t power them up anymore, but it DOES soothe the almost constant chronic pain he’s in (migraines, muscle aches, pain in his eyes), and so his lusus feeds it to him in order to balm him, just a little.

PSIONICS.

now. this is the good part. as we see just before sollux gets ko’d by eridan (’ready, prince?’), sollux’s psionics are under his control -- he either powers them up himself, charging them before he has to use them in a fight, or they’re tied to his emotions. i like to think it’s a little bit of both, and that’s why mituna is so unsteady once his psionics are broken -- a very real and very major part of his mind has just shattered completely, and he can’t regulate nearly anything (memory, feeling, social cues, etc) in the same way as he could before. 

a lot can be learned about psionics from the eridan and sollux duel, in fact: when sollux uses his psionics to levitate himself, his glasses come up onto his head, thus solidifying that keeping a captor’s eyes covered nullifies their powers somewhat, sollux is clearly less Present in the battle than eridan is (which is to say, sollux is stationary and channelling all of his energy into his psionics, where eridan is able to react and move and cast his Science Spells with more autonomy), all of the force of the pisonics does in fact stem from a captor’s eyes, etc. i believe that not only was it eridan’s hope (or more accurately lack thereof) was just... stronger than sollux’s psionics in the moment, but also the massive strain sollux underwent trying to beat eridan that lead to him getting knocked unconscious. psionics are hard work. using them a little leads to drowsiness, using them a lot leads to exhaustion, and using them too much leads to death, as we see when sollux dies after piloting the meteor. mituna burned himself out in such a way that he almost died (reminiscent of sollux’s half-death). i wouldn’t call him lucky, but it was a close call, for sure.

SPECIFIC TO MITUNA.

‘eli,’ i hear you saying, ‘you literally do not write sollux’. to this i say I KNOW but their powers are BALANCED BY EACH OTHER just stick with me here!! so. i don’t by any means want to discredit sollux -- he is immensely powerful, after all -- but mituna, being older and more relaxed (tbh just in general) in terms of his status as a mutant and his powers (which he actively practised using from a young age) is... more so, when it comes to psionics. i’m also very confident in saying mituna would be incredibly average at programming and such, which is where the balance comes in, yk? two sides of the same coin with different expertise. 

mituna was an incredibly powerful psionic to boot. his powers went beyond that of just powering spaceships, telekinesis, levitation, etc -- if used correctly (or, rather, correctly by evil), mituna could have been an incredibly deadly and horrific doomsday weapon. he also had vision twofold, two dreamselves, and,of course, his preminitions about the future, which he tried time and time again to warn others about, to no avail. the trouble is with mituna being who he is (loud, obnoxious bordering on abrasive, mischievous, snarky and cynical by nature but most always up for a bit of fun, essentially a wildcard), it was very easy to not take him seriously, call him biased and move on. mituna assumed that he, as the sole prophet and one of two believers (the other being kurloz, natch) was to be the one to take out the threat he predicted was going to wipe out his friends and doom their session. unfortunately, this was a case of wrong genre savvy -- mituna, being heir of doom, WAS the threat (or, more specifically, his psionics were), and the best outcome of him going to neutralise said threat was always going to be the accident that rendered him changed for good.

however. i am by no means saying that it wasn’t GREATLY thanks to kurloz’ chuckevoodoo and his input that mituna is As Bad As He Is. kurloz was there, accompanied him to this great overexertion and his mind control had some hand in ruining mituna. of course, we have no idea what happened (other than mituna burned himself out heroically, saving everybody only for meenah, who he’d prophesied about all along, to kill them all anyway), but i refuse to believe that kurloz being there doesn’t have some greater bearing on what went down.

now. as for him not knowing if he’s god tier or not: my gut instinct would be no. however. i think his confusion on the matter lends itself to the idea that he may have been close to going god tier -- perhaps getting halfway there (keeping with the two theme) or intending to at least before he burned himself out. as heir is someone who either becomes (literal) or is changed by/inspires change by their aspect (metaphorical), and doom as a class represents sacrifice (metaphorical) and control over death and destruction (literal), i’m okay with saying that god tier mituna would be absolutely formidable, as long as he was his coherent self.

mituna uses his psionics before sgrub, and once he enters the game and crafts his helmet, his specubus becomes ‘helmetkind’ (later ‘hemletkind’, naturally). he can go longer using them than sollux can (and most yellowbloods, actually), but that itself is dangerous, as he can often drain himself without even realising he’s about to do so. not having the psionics is very distressing for him later on, especially as the incident is so fragmented that he doesn’t exactly understand what he did to break his powers so thoroughly. the psionics are not a separate part of mituna -- they are tied so closely to his brain that each affects the other, and destroying his psionics only lead to him being the way he is now, with no way to recover. 

[ghostcrisp]

Latula’s actually super self-conscious and socially awkward. It was pre-incident Mituna that showed her how to be rad. 

Proof that Knights hide their true selves, if you haven’t already read it.

[mordcore]

thank you!!! aaaa

it's so cool to finally have someone to talk and listen to about mituna who loves him as much as i do :D

i've probably been guilty of some of the things you've criticized and i'm happy to finally hear about this subject so i can know to stop doing it 👀 like "headcanoning the disability away" by focusing on the pre-incident mituna and stuff. which was mostly from it being hard to write things i don't understand and it's hard to know where to start with research but this helps i think 😌

(not that i've really written much yet, mostly thought up things that ended up staying in my head, as it is sometimes)

okay omg taking criticism/admitting to mistakes is hard and i do need to practice but im tired now,, i read it all tysm maybe i can say more to the other parts of it later

hii i discovered ur blog yesterday and i love it 👀!!! idk if uve done this before but im interested in what u think about mitunas personality, and also how he was before the incident (and what the incident was cause canon is super vague and cryptic??). i don't know a lot about brain damage and how that can look in people just that there's more than one possible way so i'm also curious how to handle that from a writer's perspective (like, besides the obvious of not infantilizing him like everyone else seems to do for some fucking reason)

Hi there!!!! I’m so glad you’re liking the blog so far! It’s pretty recent, and I’m honestly surprised at the reception so far! I wasn’t really expecting much of anything!!!!

Those are ABSOLUTELY things I can discuss! Mituna is actually one of my top favorite characters, so I’m really, really glad you’ve asked!! Due to this being a multi-part question, it’s going to be really, REALLY long, so let’s start this off with a read-more!

[Cracks knuckles]

Regarding your first inquiry, of my thoughts on Mituna’s personality-

One thing I’ve noticed that people typically fail to keep in mind is that Mituna is absolutely a Captor. It’s a trend I have noticed for years, and it is a damn unfortunate one! Traits that are most often beloved aspects of Sollux’s personality are also relevant to Mituna’s personality. Let’s be real with ourselves for a moment- Mituna is the funniest motherfucker in the (remnants of the) Alpha Troll Session by a long shot. Let me list out some traits of his, because it is definitely worthy of getting a spotlight shone on it.

Mituna has a penchant for sarcasm and employs it regularly. A great example of this is the moment where Cronus said to Mituna that he was going to fake another suicide attempt for sympathy points (his words, not mine!,) and Mituna essentially replied “How about you try that out on me?” Cronus does so, and Mituna’s immediate response to it is going “Woah, let’s fuck!!!!,” which is IMMEDIATELY shown to be completely, obviously sarcastic. Mituna, to Cronus’s face, calls him a “fucking idiot” for even for a second thinking it’s genuine.

A fun trait to notice, playing through his OpenBound- Mituna is actually pretty self-aware! Especially in regards to his own clumsiness. Keep a track of times he mentions skating. He keeps making up different names for his skateboard specifically to poke fun at himself. A personal favorite of mine is (paraphrased,) “Rad-ass fall down slat.” We know he’s just making up words, because when he’s talking to himself, he literally just calls it a skateboard.

Sex jokes. So many fucking sex jokes. What else did we expect of the man who’s first name literally just means sex? Which, mind you, isn’t even a joke! His name is derived from the word Maithuna. His name means sex. He makes sex puns. He isn’t innocent, he’s not clueless regarding sexuality. I’ll hazard a guess that he’s done plenty of it, considering it’s been 1,000 years and he is in a relationship. Sex puns wherever applicable. They’re funny as hell. It’s awesome. #Spornts.

Mituna is kind of a flirt! Sure, he’s mostly joking, but jokingly flirting still shows that the person knows how to flirt in some capacity and will do so. Some of the lines were kinda smooth, in my opinion. It’s actually hilarious. Personal favorite is in one of his interactions with Meenah, where she asks “What will you grind on,” in relation to skating, and he replies, smugly, “I volunteer... that thing to be... You.” Like, you know what, let’s give him some points there. He stuck that fucking landing. That’s really funny.

While Mituna is a pessimist, and he can come across as a bit abrasive if you aren’t used to him, we do know that he’s actually pretty nice to his friends, and when he feels the impulse to be kind. (I separate the two because I’ll be damned before I call Cronus Mituna’s friend.) It’s something to keep an eye out for, but a good example is his brief interaction with Kurloz, and... You know, the concentrated implications behind the fact that he’s been able to hold a steady, loving romantic relationship for over 1,000 years. With a freakin’ Knight of Mind. The man’s probably a damn good boyfriend. At least in his own way.

I could say more, but we’d be here all day, and some things are better left to either later parts of this essay or entirely separate essays.

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Regarding your second inquiry, of how I see Mituna’s personality prior to the Great Act of Heroism-

Alright, okay... This is going to be a bit of a hot take.

I do not think pre-incident Mituna was all that different than he is now.

Not at all. No. I think his brain injury destabilized him mentally in the way brain injuries tend to do, and I think that subsequently pushed his personality to some extremes, but I don’t think he’s all that different in any which way. The core of his personality is the same. The way his brain works changed, not who he is at his core.

Think of it like this- Say you’re an artist, and you mess up the nerves on your hand or injure it badly. It might work a little differently after- unable to sense certain things, maybe even not as flexible as it used to be. Maybe you can’t use it as long as you used to be able to without it hurting, but it’s still a hand. It’s still your hand. It’s the same as it always was at it’s core, it just works a little differently now, and you have some extra limitations to you. They might be annoying at first, and it might even make you a little sad sometimes, but it’s still your hand.

Now consider this- if everyone around you kept making comments about your nerve damage/injury, and the new limitations you have to work with, which you are probably already stressed and/or insecure about... Constantly comparing your old capabilities to your new ones, calling you broken even if in polite wording, saying your work just isn��t the same after it all... And essentially blaming you for everything. Always stressing they prefer “the old you” over “the new one”... Wouldn’t that be really fucked up of them?

Yeah.

That’s basically just how he’s been treated. Except, like... The way he’s been treated is so much worse. Both in the sense of canon, and how the fandom handles him.

I think about pre-incident Mituna very little. It comes up in my thoughts every now and then, but it’s fleeting. It’s something worth thinking about, yes, but more often than not people will just use that stage of his character to either- not trying to be rude- basically just make an OC bearing his name, or make him more palatable. And I’m not a huge fan of that, to be blunt. I’m not a very big fan of comparing befores and afters on the topic of disability. Character exploration is good, yes, but I’ve only really seen one well done depiction of pre-incident Mituna.

With that said, check out Befriendus! I absolutely LOVE that interpretation of pre-incident Mituna. One of my favorite ideas that came of it was them making Mituna psychotic. Actually pretty good representation, in my opinion! Made me really happy! 10/10.

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Regarding your third inquiry, of what I personally think the Great Act of Heroism was-

Ohhh, yes. This old doozy. There’s several ways to interpret it! But there’s one core thing you have to keep in mind when speculating-

The only person there to witness the Great Act of Heroism was Kurloz. And he refuses to say a word about it.

How fucking suspicious is that, am I right? Especially since we know Kurloz uses his quadrantmates like puppets. Double especially since we know Kurloz is capable of mind control, and said mind control causes lapses in memory.

I will admit, that second part is added there for flavor. I don’t think I believe Kurloz mind controlled Mituna into doing something actually horrible in that moment- but it’s not fully out of the question. I also just wanted to remind people that Kurloz literally does mind control Mituna in canon.

I subscribe to (a slightly edited version of) the classic theory, dubbed All Trolls Go God-Tier: The Mituna Method, by Tumblr user bladekindeyewear, that Mituna straight up fucking yeeted Prospit with his mind and caused a universal domino effect that made god tiering possible for all. Give it a read, it’s awesome!

I really could go into what I think might have happened within the Alpha Troll Ssssion one day, vis-a-vis the Great Act of Heroism. One day!!!

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Regarding your final inquiry, of how Mituna’s brain damage manifests and how to tackle that from a writing perspective-

Research, research, research!

In my opinion, the best place to start is studying frontal lobe damage in particular, because that seems to be what he’s mostly based on. I am by no means an expert on brain damage, mind you, so this is advice to take with a grain of salt. I am writing from the perspective of someone who knows some things from study, not as someone who is an expert on traumatic brain injuries.

With that aside... The ways it seems to manifest in Mituna, at least from what I can see, are interesting. It also makes how his peers treat him, and how the fandom handles him, all the more frustrating.

Five hugely noticeable ways it shows up are poor impulse control, impairment of motor skills, trouble handling complex tasks, emotional dysregulation, and difficulty communicating “properly.”

Mituna, by all accounts, has zero filter. He acts inappropriately at times, and reacts inappropriately at times. He seems to just say whatever appears on the top of his mind with not much regard for consequences until he is met with them. This is absolutely a trait that could get him in a fair amount of trouble, but it’s also a neutral trait to have. Hell, you could absolutely boil his attempt at committing public indecency down to just him not having any impulse control. You could also boil his attempts at being nice to Cronus as a lack of impulse control.

Impairment of motor skills is decently self explanatory, and it’s even something that’s joked about a lot whether people realize it or not. His impaired motor skills is what’s making him clumsy, and is most likely why his typing quirk has so many typos.

His trouble with handling complex tasks is also something that was joked about regularly. Remember how he couldn’t figure out how to take off his clothes? While on the surface that’s genuinely fucking hilarious because even I can’t figure out how that thing works, because it’s a skin tight latex jumpsuit with no visible zipper... But then you realize having difficulty getting dressed and undressed is actually pretty common amongst people with brain damage. And suddenly it’s less just a joke about how his clothing choice is weird and he’s an idiot that can’t figure out how to take his clothes off, and more like... He literally just has brain damage. He’s not stupid, he’s just struggling. He’s only been read as stupid because people haven’t taken the time to realize that getting dressed and undressed is honestly a pretty complex task. For emphasis, next time you get fully dressed, start actively thinking about and counting the amount of steps it takes to do so. Include everything. It’s so complicated.

Emotional dysregulation is... Also self explanatory, though now it ties into his already existing mood disorder. Mituna is bipolar. There’s no dancing around that. And the TBI made his mood swings worse. Hell, the environment he’s in might be making it worse, too! People are just complete and total dicks to him because they can be. But... That’s besides the point. He doesn’t have much in the way of emotional stability, that much is obvious, and I don’t have to spoon feed it to you. That would just be patronizing, probably.

(Warning for direct discussion of assault coming up. It’s Cronus. What did anyone expect?)

Difficulty communicating “properly”... Oh boy, is this a thin rope to walk, but man is it a necessary one. Let me start this off by saying he is very much so capable of communicating with people clearly. We have SEEN him communicate with people very clearly. When Cronus was... basically just straight up on-screen assaulting Mituna, Mituna kept VERY CLEARLY telling him to stop, that he does not want Cronus to touch him, and that he “does not want [his] hand there.” Several times he voiced his nonconsent, he was very clear about it. He is capable of communicating clearly. But nonetheless, his communication skills are impaired. He can be a tad difficult to understand at times, and he sometimes throws in words that aren’t supposed to be there. Prime example coming to mind is also from the assault scene- “I want that your hand to not be on my body please” is very much so a coherent sentence, but it’s just a bit stilted. There’s also the fact that he has difficulty recounting things to people, which very well could be related.

There’s a lot of other avenues you could take regarding it, though! And I do recommend research above all else. I’m just a guy on the Internet.

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Overall, the way Mituna’s character has been largely handled by the fandom is bizzare to me. All things aside, he’s literally just some guy. He’s just standing there, minding his own business, and some people just really, really hate the fact that he has symptoms. You can write Mituna in a way that feels more realistic. That’s fine and dandy. But if symptoms of brain damage as a whole are what is unpalatable to you, you’re probably an ass.

The symptoms he has aren’t inherently bad. They aren’t inherently good, either. It’s neutral, and it’s situational. What fucks me up is that people have this tendency to cringe and look away because his symptoms aren’t inherently pretty or relatable. So, they pretty him up.

There’s zero reason to infantilize Mituna that doesn’t involve ableism in some way. He’s just some greasy 4Channer skater dude who wants to make music and draw. He’s just vibing, bro.

[homestuckmania-sprites]

Hi i love your edits!!!! May i request a kankri with cerulean earrings(no bloodswap just the earrings) and a rust-coloured coat holding hands with a pre-incident, helmetless mituna wearing a grey hoodie? Its ok if you cant! You rock!

anonymous asked:Hey its me, cerulean earrings kankri anon! I forgot to add, kankri's hair tips are dyed red, please? If youve already started tho its ok, its not important!

~ mod bee

[homestucks-headcanons]

Kurloz wears a diamond shaped locket with a picture of him and Mituna in it from pre-incident. - Makara Anon

mmmmM thats some 👌👌👌 good shit 👌👌👌 thank you makara anon

[calculatingminutiae]

A good day.

Chapter 3- Reverie

Today is another lazy Saturday, and another one where you should have been asleep hours ago. Then again, so should your co-op partner, so can Pyralspite really blame you?

[spontaneousglitterbees]

“You've got sucker's luck... Have you given up?

Does it feel like a trial? Did you fall for the same empty answers again?”

The National - Exile, Vilify

Sometimes I think Beforus had helm training too. Couldn’t have been easy to get into it knowing society would be dust under your feet in a sweep or two.

[xenobioskeletons]

so this went further than it was going to

[ceruleantrafficlights]

downtime of the doomed

I like the idea of pre-incident Mituna having Asperger's and becoming so adept at controlling his psionics because doom is part of his niche/main interest. He knows his team will need him to be scary-strong someday, so he obsessed with being as perfect a psychic he can be. I think it'd add to his character if he were already notorious for being a little eccentric, emotions like excitement and anger and despair hitting him TTwiice a2 hard like suckerpunches that get under his skin,  a lack of social grace that's still boisterous anyway that's endearing to some and off-putting to others, all coming together to make it difficult for anyone to take him (and thus his prophecies) seriously. It only makes him more upset, and more tenacious until the blowout.

tl;dr the earphones on Mituna's helmet remind me of pressure headphones and then this happened

[a-psi-cycle-built-for-two]

Skateboard? You have no idea what this guy is talking about as you use an OFFICIAL REPLICA HOVERING PLANK DEVICE used by the radical TROLL MARTY MCFLY in that one hellacious movie you can't even talk about because it would take up every single minute of your time just to say the title. With such a hella device, how could you ever fall off? Besides, you're as graceful as a flying honk beast. Or something.

[cerisketchbook]

youre just parroting that back to me arent you

1M 50RRY

then prove it

H0W

Headcanon: Mituna's '1M 50RRY's are a reflex to keep him out of trouble when he's afraid smeone is about to call him out on his BS. However, a few of said apologies are genuine remorse. He just doesn't know how else to express it.

Mituna is such an ass and his face is too fun to draw ehehe

I'm tired of people seeing him as either 'sweet precious baby' or 'irredeemable shitstain' when really he's somewhere inbetween

he's found his own little fucked-up equilibrium since he's happy and is probably the most successful alpha troll to show for it