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Girl when I tell you my life flashed before my eyes

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Any game can be a time loop game if you’re bad enough at it

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Reposting my magpies because I love them. And they love each other.

#valentines #corvidsofinstagram #corvids

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just made the best non-looping gif i think

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people are so mean about horror movie victims like. sorry but if i had gone to a cabin in the woods with my friends as a teenager you couldn't have stopped us from reading aloud from the evil tome. how were they supposed to know the ancient curse was real they're like 17

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Everyone do yourselves a favor and click on this link to have a transformative media-based experience

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can we like, have adaptations made by people who care about the thing they're adapting

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Nature valentines.

Thanks to my Patrons for your support.

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big plans on the dash

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so my brother was telling me about this human resources certification he attended a while ago. in a panel, the panelist asked a bunch of people in attendance, “who here knows if an applicant for a job is right for it in under 60 seconds?”

hands shot up around the room, people smug about their ability to “weed out the riff-raff” when it came to hiring for their fortune 500.

“you should all be fired and probably in jail,” they said, waiting for the whole room to get uncomfortable, then continued, “because the only things you can really learn about a human being in under 60 seconds are all things that are fueled by prejudices and biases covered by american law. so now, i will teach you how to stop being racist, sexist, judgmental assholes and hire people that will better your company of employ.”

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In a fantasy setting, my job would be exactly the same

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*faux leather no animals were harmed! :)

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me when i. me when i’m eepy. me when i. me. me when. when. when.

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