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no1frogfan · 2 years

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Endings and beginnings, part 3

Tsukishima Kei x gn reader

Chapter word count: ~2k

Chapter tags & warnings: alcohol (mixing drinks), angst, talking about having children, heavy emotional content, divorce, emotional abuse (not by Tsukishima or reader), gaslighting (not by Tsukishima or reader)

Note: Tumblr very much did NOT want me to upload this I guess because it’s taken me now SIX tries. Gods of tagging please stop eating my post

Series masterlist < part 2 | part 4 (wip) >

3. June

Business is slower than usual considering it’s a Friday night. The night is young though, not quite 5pm, plenty of time to organize the glasses and syrups and check the stock of mixers and garnishes ahead of the crowd.

Just in case, you decide to cut an extra container of lime wedges. Last weekend, everyone and their mothers wanted the cucumber melon gin spritz, and by the end of the night you’d run out of limes to garnish the glasses and the lemons you’d used as backup. It’s funny how popular the drink was considering you had to sell your boss on the idea. He was convinced that yubari melon would make the drink too sweet and mask the flavor of the cucumber. Trust me, you’d assured him. After testing a dozen different mixes, you finally hit upon the perfect one. If only you could’ve bottled the look on his face when he first tried it.

You cut into another lime, slicing off the top and bottom before neatly dividing it into wedges and tossing it into the container.

You cut into another.

And another, almost nicking yourself.

And another, because you’re thinking about him again.

Things have felt off between you since Sakusa’s party. You’ve met up with him and Yamaguchi a few times, but he’s been…distant. And even more so over text. Maybe Yamaguchi’s presence at the party lulled you into thinking Tsukishima still felt as comfortable around you as you did around him, comfortable enough to open up to both of you about his feelings, even if it meant yelling at you at first. And without Yamaguchi around — undoubtedly the one who’d kept in better touch over the years — you were merely an acquaintance.

Yamaguchi insisted you shouldn’t read into it, though it was difficult not to. “Tsukki probably just doesn’t want to burden you,” he said. But that’s just it. It meant you were no longer a person he could rely on.

When the three of you first met in middle school, you couldn’t understand why a sweet, bubbly person like Yamaguchi could be friends with an arrogant, sarcastic jerk like Tsukishima. You’d defended him against Tsukishima at first, not believing him when he laughingly informed you that he didn’t need defending. But at some point, over months and months, your opinion of Tsukishima shifted. Maybe you started to notice the near-imperceptible fondness and appreciation he had for Yamaguchi, and the way he supported Yamaguchi in quiet ways, even if he could never bring himself to say his feelings out loud.

Or maybe it was when he started to let you in too, letting you borrow his books, and sending you songs he thought you might like or new artists he came across.

That’s probably what fueled your crush on him, the feeling that you were special to him, in the way that close friends are and maybe hopefully a little bit more.

His words lost their bite over time, and by your second year of high school, Tsukishima seemed a totally different person — still snarky, sure, but more cheek than venom. Quick to tease, but also quick to console you whenever you were actually upset, making you laugh with some choice words about your ex or a bag of your favorite candy which was “coincidentally” in his backpack. The three of you were basically together 24/7, even during practice when you could always be found studying on the sidelines, often with their favorite snacks at hand.

That’s the year when Yamaguchi finally told you about what happened between Kei and his brother — the game that changed him so abruptly into the sullen boy you’d first met. Yamaguchi had constantly insisted that Tsukishima used to be gentler, but you never believed him until then. It was only afterward that you truly understood how hard Tsukishima worked on himself, to put himself out there, to take risks, and be a better person to those around him.

“He doesn’t think he’s good enough at volleyball to make an effort, and he doesn’t think he’s likeable enough to have friends,” Yamaguchi had observed once, surprising you with his teenage perceptiveness. Considering Tsukishima’s breakthroughs in volleyball in those short years, and how often you and Yamaguchi were accosted by classmates eager to date him, you were both convinced it’d only be a matter of time before he’d get overconfident and you’d have to knock him down a few pegs.

But, that’s not actually how self-esteem works.

You know that now.

Over the past few months, Yamaguchi filled you in just a little — maybe because he himself felt guilty for not realizing and intervening sooner — slowly revealing interactions he’d witnessed between Natsumi and Tsukishima that were painfully illuminating. The way Natsumi would condescend to Tsukishima behind closed doors, shout at him, goad him, and ultimately flip it on him, accusing him of being stupid, manipulative, and vindictive. Doing favors for him and then holding them over his head. Blatantly flirting with other people, then ridiculing him for feeling jealous. A million and one behaviors that were sickeningly familiar to you.

You know now that self-esteem can erode quickly, especially a newborn confidence as fragile and wobbly as Tsukishima’s. And to be treated like less than nothing for so long by someone so close to him… well, you suppose it’s not surprising that he’s hesitant to let you in again.

You don’t realize you’re just staring at an empty cutting board until something moves in the corner of your eye.

Looking up, you see Yamaguchi waving at you from the end of the bar. You hurriedly wipe your hands on the towel hanging from your waist. “Hey! What are you doing here?”

“About time you noticed,” he grins, “Since you always come to one of our neighborhoods to hang out, Tsukki and I decided to make the trek out to you for once!”

You hold out a drink menu which he immediately waves off. “I feel like whiskey tonight.”

“Whiskey, hmm?” You turn to take stock of your bar, pulling out a clean single malt along with some smoky lapsang souchong syrup you’ve been dying to experiment with.

“How’s Yachi doing? And your kitten?”

“Yachi’s doing great! The kitten is too, but I think he likes her more than me,” he laughs, “though I can’t blame him.”

You pour some of the syrup and two shots of whiskey into the shaker over ice, eyeballing the amount. “Does he have a name yet?”

“Not yet! We’re going to wait and see what his personality is like first.” You taste it and crinkle your nose.

“And how’s Makoto-kun?” Yamaguchi follows.

You hesitate, brain simultaneously attempting to decipher what’s missing from the drink and answer the question delicately. “He’s fine.” Your eyes land on the house-made umeshu and you pour some in. “We had an argument.” You taste it again — a little sweet, a little tart.

“Oh. Do you want to talk about it?”

You squeeze in some lemon and give the drink a brief shake before straining it over ice with a grimace. “He wants kids as soon as possible.”

“Ah. And you don’t.”

“…I honestly don’t know if I want them at all. But if I did, it wouldn’t be any time soon.” You shrug. “We talked about this early on, but I don’t think he realized how much he wanted kids until all our friends started having them.”

You garnish the glass with a twist of lemon peel and slide it over. Yamaguchi takes a sip, eyes widening and snapping up to meet yours.

“Glad you like it.” You smile, happy to change the topic.

“Who wants kids?” Tsukishima appears next to Yamaguchi. Of course he overhears that part.

“Makoto.”

“Ah.” Thankfully, he doesn’t press you any further. Instead, he scans the drink menu. “Which of these red wines should I get?”

“Are you sure you want one of those?” You laugh.

His face immediately drops into a sneer. “Sorry I don't know what all of these are. Some of us have other jobs.”

“I'm sorry, I shouldn’t have teased you,” you hurry to apologize, “I wasn't implying that you should be familiar with those wines. It's just…I noticed that you always order red wine when we go out but you never seem to enjoy it. The reds we have here are great, and I’m happy to recommend one for you, but I was hoping I could convince you to try something else?”

“Do it, Tsukki! This drink is amazing and all I said was that I wanted whiskey!”

Tsukishima nods reluctantly.

“Coming right up!” You try to remember what Tsukishima drank the last few times you went out together. The first meet-up was at a wine and tapas place near the museum and he’d ordered a cabernet. You thought it tasted fine, but he really had to push himself through it, so when he went to order another glass, you’d suggested a pinot noir, a lighter, fruitier red that might be more to his liking. He did seem to like it better, but still didn’t appear to love it, all the while insisting he did.

At the time, you’d chalked it up to him having an off day.

Something similar happened the second time though. He’d ordered a black coffee, but could barely bring himself to drink it.

Then again, you don’t want to push him too far out of his comfort zone, so maybe…

You scan through the bottles in the refrigerator — “Here we go, try this” — and pull out a bottle of dry rosé. Not too sweet, not too floral, crisp and easy to drink. You pour him a mouthful to try.

He takes the glass skeptically, the corners of his lips pulling down just a fraction. “No offense, but—”

“Just try it,” you urge, “and if you don’t like it, I’ll find you something else.”

“…Fine.” He tosses it back in one smooth motion, head tilting back, emphasizing the single bob of his adam’s apple. He sets the glass back down on the bar. “That’s surprisingly good.”

You give him a smug grin as you fill the glass.

“Don’t get cocky, it’s probably a fluke,” he scolds, reaching over the bar to pinch your cheek harshly.

You reach up to swat his hand away only to accidentally knock over the wine bottle. “SHIT!” You scramble to right the bottle. Luckily, it was only half full so not much spills out.

You quickly wipe the bar down with your towel as Tsukishima laughs, a real one, deep and resonant, that rings out from his chest.

“Remind me why I’m friends with you again?” You glare at him as heat rushes up your neck. He’s laughing at you, they both are, but the fact that you’re also in on the joke makes you feel a sense of relief, like the tension has finally dissipated and you’re floating.

“Ok, ok it's not that funny,” Yamaguchi giggles to Tsukishima as much as himself.

A few customers make their way in and you walk over to serve them before returning to refill Tsukishima’s wine and making Yamaguchi a second drink. Before you finish, another three customers enter one behind the other. 6pm now, prime time for the after-work crowd. Within 45 minutes, you’re absolutely swamped with drink orders. It doesn’t help that the other bartender on shift is late today.

“We’re gonna go get dinner!” Yamaguchi informs you when you finally get a second to check up on them.

“Oh, ok! Thanks so much for coming!” You wave, and seeing them reach for their wallets you quickly add, “Don’t worry, it’s on me tonight. You can owe me a drink next time!”

“Oh, here. I almost forgot.” Tsukishima pulls a big square envelope out of his bag and hands it over.

You accept it with confusion, eyes widening as you pull out a record. “Where did you get this?!”

He shrugs. “Co-worker.”

“But I’ve been looking for this vinyl everywhere!”

“I know. You told me the other day.”

“Well…uh, thank you,” you mumble in disbelief. That floating feeling returns, and you recognize it now.

It’s not just relief.

Fuck, you wish it was just relief.

#tsukishima x reader #haikyuu #haikyuu x reader #tsukishima kei #tsukishima #tsukishima angst #froggy scribbles

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succublunts · 2 years

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i've got a feeling that tsukishima smells like jo malone's lime basil and mandarin cologne. just a hunch.

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laurel-dreams · 2 years

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While your here and I know you probably posted it awhile ago but I Wana know bnha 2-b ocs quirks mostly how they work

Here is a list with a small explanation of each quirk + Photo reference!

Abe Chie / Goldielock (F) / Hair Drills: Her hair can turn as hard as steel and rotate like drills

Akemi Kagami / Magic Mirror (F) Mirror: She can temporarily copy the quirk of whatever person is being reflected in her eyes.

Arima Kei / The Ilusionist (M) /Ilusion: He can make Auditory, Visual Ilusions

Asano Hanzo / Downgrade (M) / Downgrade: He can make a Quirk loose power or revert to a more implistic version of the quirk

Harada Saeko / Barrier (F) / Energy shield: She can make shields out of her vital energy, the more resistant they are the more exhausted she will be after.

Hino Yota / Firefox (M) / Fire blast: he can create fireballs and shoot them at oponets.

Hoshino Shion / (Undecided) (Genderfluid) / Melody : They can produce hypnotic melodies that force the oponent to dance uncontrollably.

Ikeda Kenshin / Elasticman (M) / Bounce: His body can turn into a rubbery bouncy material that also allows him to strech his limbs.

Ito Masahiko / Dart (M) / Poison Touch: His hands secrate a poison that can go from paralizing people to deeplyy injuring someone.

Kimura Itsuki /Spike Shot (M) / Cactus: His body works as a cactus. He can generate spikes and shoot them as if they were proyectiles.

Kobayashi Etsuko / Echoumori (F) / Echolocation: Just like bats she can percive her souroundings by Echolocation. She is very sensitive to loud noises.

Koizumi Kaito / Bubble Boy (M) / Bubbles: He can make resistant bubbles to trap oponets.

Kuroki Yoko / Magical Yoko (F) / Shadow Impulse: A shadowy figure can take contol of her body to increas her physical strength, speed and overall abilities. She cannot full control her impulses on this state.

Mizuno Fuyuko / Fractal (F) / Icicle rain: She can generate Icicle spikes and throw them at people as proyectiles.

Mochizuki Ren / Moonsagi (Agender) / Lunar energy: Moonlight increases their phisical abilities. They are very tired during the day as a side effect.

Raimei Akira / SpiderShock (NB) / Electric Web: They can geerate a restant spider web that is constantly electrified and can shock opopnets.

Sano Junko / X-Teleport (F) / Teleportation: She can teleport to wherever she can see. To do this she must place her arms formig an "X shape"

Shimizu Taiki / S-Lime (M) / Slime: He can generate Sticky slime to trap his oponents.

Tsukishima Kuma / Bear Hug (M) / Bear: He can do whatever a bear can.

Yoshioka Hideki / Chance (M) / Probability manipulation: He can alter the chance of something happening. However he cannot make something 100% or 0% there is always a bit of chance involved.

#bnha oc #bnhaoc

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fattuccini-afraido · 3 years

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Tsukishima scenario.

I read a headcanon and this is the first thing that came to mind.

Tw: Tsukishima Kei x GN reader (they are smaller than him).

Warnings: Suggestive (?), The smallest bit of angst ever. Pre-established relationship.

This is my first time writing something like this, so no judgement please, but constructive criticism would be nice, if possible

His mind was on possible ways to demonstrate his feelings for you so that you wouldn't ever doubt them.

Sitting on your bed, he admired your figure as you frowned, frustrated at the math book. His mind, however, was not on the textbook. "Daddy Issues" playing through the speakers. You felt the weight on the bed shifting, causing you to look up to your tall boyfriend, who was slowly inching his way closer to you and lowering his head into your lips, driving you up closer against the wall.

You were able to feel his warm breath in your face. His slender hand creped down your arm until he reached your right wrist and grabbed it, lightly lifting it up just a bit. His hand, so much bigger than yours. His other hand pressed up against your cheek tenderly. His mouth, dangerously close to yours, threatened to press up against his lips to them. You closed your eyes and leaned in, but the kiss never came. Instead, you heard his soft voice.

"Can I kiss you?"

You nodded desperately.

In his breath lingered the faint smell of strawberry. Strawberry shortcake, you presumed.

When your lips collided, you had thought the hunger inside of you would fade, yet it only grew stronger. Your free hand reached up and softly wrapped itself in his blonde hair, pulling him flush against your body, your back now completely pressed up on the wall.

His tongue brushed your lip, and you opened your mouth immediately, welcoming his tongue into your mouth. Tsukishima moved his hand from your cheek, now gripping your chin, gently shoving his tongue inside of your hole, making you suck at it.

Your face felt warm, and so did his, even though since your eyes were closed, you were unable to see.

After a few minutes -which felt like hours-, Tsukishima let go of your right hand, and did the same with the hand on your chin, moving his hands down your body, slowly placing you on his lap. Though you, in some quite small amount of confidence, you switched the places of your tongues. Now, he was returning the favor. Tsukishima and you separated. He, in embarrassment, hid his face in your neck. The two of you shared a comfortable silence, only broken by the sound of your pants.

It was hard for him to express affection. The constant mental image of you not feeling the love he felt for you. The way his heart skipped a beat whenever your name slipped someone's lips. The guilt coursed through his body. But he tried, and this was one of the ways he tried. To make you feel as loved as you made him feel. And hopefully, someday repay you for it.

#Spotify #Tsukishima kei #tsukishima fic #haikyuu imagines #tsukishima lime #tsukishima x reader #tsukishima x y/n #tsukishima x you #tsukishima kei #kei

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animeanxiety · 4 years

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|| Blushing Blanket ||

~ tsukishima x fem!reader ~

prompt: “You’re hiding under the blanket because you’re blushing?”

genre: ☁️fluff☁️ & slightly 💚lime💚

⚠️warnings⚠️: mentions dirty things like, sex, oral, orgasm, etc. 💚lime💚

~PLEASE DO NOT READ IF YOU DO NOT LIKE THIS KIND OF STUFF TY~

|•| I will put a warning (⚠️) before the lime part for you to skip if you wish |•|

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It was 5 days before finals, and everyone was trying crunch in some study time for finals in a few days. You and Tsukishima, your boyfriend, were studying at his house. It was honestly quite quiet when you two were studying, you guys let each other focus and do your own thing. But Tsukishima was getting bored of it because of how much he can comprehend so quickly, he shouldn’t have to worry about studying, but he decides to anyway. Just for good measure. You on the other hand was stressing because you need to make sure you remember how to do this and that, and remember these formulas and that formula. So you felt slightly pressured.

~ 1 Hour later ~

You have been studying for more than an hour now. Tsukishima had finished thirty minutes ago, but you haven’t. You’ve been sighing a lot when you were studying and of course Tsukishima being the observant guy he is, he notices this. You sigh one more time. “You good, shortie? You’ve been sighing for more than 10 minutes now.” Tsukishima remarked. “I’m fine, studying is just getting to my head.” you replied to his observant statement. Just then Tsukishima thought of something. He didn’t want to see you so stressed, so it’s about time you take a break and give him attention. The tall blonde walks over to you, where you sat on his bed. He crawled over making sure not ruining your papers and books. At first, he held you in his arms while you studied to not make it obvious that he wants to mess with you a little bit. You thought nothing of it apart from the fact he wanted to hold you in his arms.

⚠️💚 LIME WARNING 💚⚠️

Now this is where the fun begins. “ Hey y/n.. How are your studies going?~” Tsukishima questions you as his hands caresses your inner thigh. You flinch slightly, and he smirks at the fact you did. “It’s going f-fine..” You answered, your cheeks going a peachy pink. “Hm.. You’ve been studying for awhile~ How about a little break~” He suggested, his hands now caressing your upper body. “Not right now, Kei.. I need to study” You spoke firmly.

~few minutes later~

“You know..~ You’ve been working so hard~ Maybe you deserve a reward?~” He whispers in your ear seductively. You flinch again. Your body feels slightly warm, and.. aroused~ His plan was going accordingly and he was enjoying this. “Would you like it if I just sucked and kissed your neck a little?~👅” He whispered again in your ear, as his lips trailed against the back of your neck. You tried to ignore him and try to continue studying. Then you whimpered. He has started to lick, suck and kiss on your neck. Which turned you on more. Your body was getting warmer now that he was touching you in ways you didn’t expect today. “Enjoying this, princess?~” He whispers, moving his hand near your inner thigh. You tried to stay focused and study. “Knowing the little slut you are for me..~ I bet your core is craving for my touch..~ And my cock~ Right, baby girl?~” He remarks as he continues to kiss your neck. His hands get so close to your core. You almost want to moan. But you restrain yourself and study. He then picks you up slightly, and places you on his lap. You were startled to the sudden move, and he just smirked and continued what he was doing. Tsukishima kept this up for a few more minutes until he said something to make you so flustered. “I bet you’d love how I would lick you dry down at your core~ Your sweet moans would make a melody in my ear.” He remarks, not finished yet with what he would want to say. “Being the little slut you are, you’d love it when I would fuck your face with my cock. And how I would pound you into the bed~ Right, princess?~” He finally finished his statement. As his hands went up and brushed upon your ‘chest’, he said one last thing “I bet you’re so wet, princess~ You know what?~ How about I check?~” He remarks as his hands went down. “Ack! N-No!” You squealed, pushing his hands away. \(//∇//)\ You were so flustered and blushing, you put a blanket over yourself. Tsukishima just snickers.

“You’re hiding under the blanket because you’re blushing?” He smirks. “S-Shut up! Y-You’re the one who was touching me and saying all those things!” You stuttered due to how flustered you were. “I just wanted to tease you a bit~” He snickers. “A bit?! T-That was not a bit” You exclaimed under the blanket. “Okay for reall, come here shortie. Let me hold you in my arms. No funny business.” He says You move over onto him and lay on his chest. “You can study again tomorrow. You worked hard today.” “Mhm” You mumbled as you nuzzle into his chest. “I only wanted to tease you to get you worked up, haha.” Tsukishima laughs. “Shut up, Kei and just hold me here” You remarked jokingly, as he places a kiss on your forehead. Eventually you fall asleep in his arms. He smiles at how relaxed you are now. Sometimes he jokingly wonders how you fell in love with a beanpole like him.

#tsukishima x reader #haikyuu #haikyuu fluff #haikyuu lime #lime #fluff #tsukishima lime #tsukishima fluff #tsukishima kei #tsukishima kei x reader #haikyuu x reader #tsukishima #haikyuu tsukishima #haikyuu!!#haikyuu scenarios #haikyuu writing #ruerue-writes

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pikinmin · 4 years

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i headcanon that tsukishima had one of those binders like looked like a brief case

#it was definitely lime green too #tsukki #tsukishima kei #haikyuu tsukishima #sarahs fandom things #haikyuu!!

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miosaan · 4 years

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Homework [K.Tsukishima x M! Reader]

Homework [k. tsukishima x male! reader]

Anime: Haikyuu!

Warnings: Slight lime

“Bye, Tsukki! See you tomorrow!” Tsukishima didn’t bother to look back as he waved lazy back at Yamaguchi. He made his way home and kicked his shoes off. All he wanted to do right now was to knock out on his bed. That's when he heard loud screams and shouts coming from the living. He groaned.

He could never have one day of peace.

He made his way to the living room, waving at his mother in the kitchen. When he entered the living room, he quickly had to dodge a controller throw at him. "Who the hell!?" Akiteru looked back at his younger brother. "Oh! Kei! You're back from practice! I invited some friends over!"

"I thought you were in college..."

"Yup! But we got days off,"

"Does that mean-"

"Yeah! He's waiting for you upstairs!"

Tsukishima's face lit up. Everyone could see. He turned on his heel and made his way upstairs to his room. He took a deep breath and pushed open the door where he found a tall man laying on his bed on his underwear. His hair was messy and sweaty as he slept with the pillow on his head.

He slowly sat up, yawning with a smile as he winked at Tsukishima. "Kei, there you are, come here and give me a kiss," Tsukishima blushed turning away with a frown. "Put some clothes on first, damn pervert!" [Name] chuckled, "It's not like you haven't seen me naked," Tsukishima swung his bag to his face and turned to the closet to change. He removed his shirt and rummaged to find a clean one when he felt hands place themselves on his hips.

"Well, look at you, you're beginning to gain muscle," [Name] placed a butterfly kiss on his shoulder, feeling the muscle that began growing on his body. Tsukishima could only shiver at his touch, dreading for more but bit his lip. He refused to beg, especially to [Name]. That's when he felt [Name] pull on the waistband of his shorts.

"[Na-]...[Name]..."

[Name] hummed innocently as if his hands were snaking down his body. "Yes? Do you want anything?" Tsukishima shook his head. "That's a shame. Anyways, I gotta do homework," [Name] smiled, removing his hands from Tsukishima and skipping to his desk. Tsukki groaned under his breath, cursing slightly at how much of a tease [Name] was to him.

He didn't even know how he fell for him. [Name] was in college with Akiteru. Though, he graduated early. He's in his second year of college at age 19. Akiteru and [Name] became friends and [Name] couldn't help but flirt with his younger brother. Despite the age difference, they continued a relationship.

He huffed, slipping on his shirt and a new pair of shorts and turned to [Name], who instead of doing homework was laying on his bed, a book on top of his back and hands behind his head. "Aren't you supposed to be doing homework?" [Name] peaked from under the book and smirked at him, "Yeah. You are homework," Tsukishima blushed and looked away. "Shut up. Scoot over, I'm tired,"

"With pleasure!"

Tsukishima laid down and sighed, feeling his muscles relax. He felt [Name] place his arms around his waist and pull his back to his chest. He snuggled his head into his neck and inhaled his scent. "You know I'm sweaty, right?" [Name] replied by gripping his closer and tighter.

Even then, he couldn't deny that he missed him.

"Kei..." he called. "I missed you..." it was moments like this when Tsukishima forgot how teasing [Name] was and how much he actually meant to him. "yeah...I did too," he turned around to face [Name], not even bothering to open his eyes and look at him. [Name] smiled, placing a kiss on his cheek. He trailed down until he finally reached his lips.

This is what he had been longing for a long time now. He wrapped his arms around his neck, digging his fingers into his hair as [Name] licked his bottom lip. Immediately after, Tsukishima opened his mouth, feeling [Name] tongue explore his mouth once again. That's when [Name] placed himself on top of him and pushed even harder. [Name] knew exactly how Kei liked to be treated, he liked it rough.

Tsukishima could feel himself run out of breath and pulled away for a second before digging back into the kiss. [Name] pulled away just as quickly and began kissing his neck, landing exactly on his sweet spot. He knew Kei's body like the back of his hands. He nibbled and kissed on his sensitive spot. Kei gripped on his shirt and released quiet moans, refusing to satisfy [Name]. That's when he felt hands under his shirt, and he could no longer hold it in.

"Aren't you excited?"

Kei groaned. "Shut up," He pulled him back into another kiss, rubbing his tongue against his with no hesitation. He felt [Name] begin to grin on him and tilted his head so he pushes in deeper. "Kei...oh lord...it's been so long," He smirked, pulling away, "I'm not going easy on you tonight, you know that right?"

He was about to reply when he heard his and [Name]'s name being called. [Name] groaned, "Yes?" he called back. "We're going to dinner, you want to come along or are you staying home with Kei?" [Name] smirked, looking down at Tsukishima. His hands trailing down to Kei's waistband and his lips pulling back on his neck.

"Sorry! I have to do homework!

#tsuki #hq tsukishima #tsukishima oneshot #tsukishima x y/n #haikyuu tsukishima #hq #haikyuu!!#haikyū!!#lime #kei #kei x you

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iwaizumis-bitch · 3 years

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Hiii, if you're down to do a request, could you maybe do something involving haikyuu characters being drunk at a party? I'm open to it being either for a specific character who may turn into a completely different person when alcohol comes into play (e.g. Asahi, Akaashi, Daichi, Tsukki) or having it be more of a multiple-character type of thing lol (e.g. who get horny and convince s/o to cockwarm them in the middle of the party, who gets super clingy to their s/o, who gets way too drunk and does something dangerous/reckless, etc) I'm really open to your ideas + interpretation of this request so feel free to do what you want with it :) lol sorry if this request seems like a mess

i love this!!! tysm for the idea :}

when they’re drunk

content warnings; fluff, public sex, pet names [baby, princess], drunk sex, all characters are aged up, drunk idiots, body shots, I WENT CRAZY THE LAST ONE LMAO

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clingy and sleepy

ok here we have the guys who knock themselves out within 45 minutes of drinking and dancing. they’ll slide up to you in the booth, grumbling about their headache and plopping their head in your lap. they turn into such whiny babies when they’re drunk!! he’ll pout if you stop playing with his hair for like two seconds because u wanted a drunk 🙄🙄 and also don’t forget the ‘baby can we go homeee’, every five minutes even though you got there literally an hour ago!!!! sigh,, you eventually slug him over your shoulder, taking him out to the car and strapping him in his seatbelt. he grins to himself when you kiss his forehead, looking him in the eyes. maybe the whole ‘pretend-to-be-drunk-to-get-y/n-affection’ idea his friend had told him about wasn’t that bad.

suna, atsumu, bokuto

horny and needy

he knew u wanted to have fun tonight, and he wanted you to! you just looked really, really good in that dress. ‘hi baby!’, you smiled, sliding onto his lap drunkenly. ‘princess..’, he sighed, tipsy himself, hands immediately sliding around your hips to press you down against his cock. ‘keep me warm for a few minutes, yeah?’

he wished he wasn’t drunk, so he could remember how fucking good your pussy felt around him. most of the guests were to drunk to notice that your panties had be pooled down to your ankles, and you were warming your boyfriends cock. you sighed shakily into his neck, trying not to squirm around as his perfect dick hit every edge of your walls. you were both too busy trying not to move, that you didn’t notice the eyes of his best friend on the both of you, erection straining against his jeans.

oikawa, osamu, tsukishima

reckless and attention seeking

he tried not to get drunk too often, but it was a special occasion tonight and you promised you wouldn’t drink so you could drive him home, so he let loose. you were in some club, talking at the bar with one of your friends, when you felt an abrupt shake behind. you. you turned around, faced with your boyfriend kneeling on the ground. ‘i tripped’, he laughed, getting up and wrapping his arms around you. you shoved him away, nose scrunching up. ‘you drink! c’mon, we’re going home’, you tell him, grabbing his wrist. ‘nooo!’, he whined, stopping you. ‘let’s stay a bit longer, it’s just getting started!’, he whooped. you sighed, you really are dating a man child, huh? you swear you had closed your eyes for a second, but when you opened them, you could not find your boyfriend anywhere. you cursed to yourself, getting out your phone to try call or text him, rolling your eyes when you saw it was dead. only then did you hear the obnoxious cheering from the bar. you shuffled over, trying to look over the crowd of people, and you reminded yourself to never let him get drunk again.

lying back down on the bar was your boyfriend, shirt over his head and abs on display as he smirked at you. ‘we’re going home’, you tried desperately, tugging on his wrist. ‘i’ll take you home if you take a shot off my body’, he winked teasingly, half joking with the lime between his teeth. you sighed, looking at the bartender and nodding. he quickly reached under the bar, grabbing the salt shaker and twisting it, letting the flakes fall onto his neck. you grabbed the shot glass, trying to ignore the screaming of all the fellow bar goers, as you carefully poured the liquid below his navel, just where his jeans ended. you could feel him tense beneath your hot mouth slurped up the alcohol, holding it in your mouth and moving up to his neck. you licked a slow stripe where the salt was, and moved to his mouth. your lips barely grazed his as you squeezed the lime with your teeth, pulling away and swallowing. the bar cheered as you looked at him with hazed eyes, wiping the your mouth with the back of your hand. ‘we’re going home now.’

TENDOU, kuroo, matsukawa

please, he knows better than to get drunk in public

iwa, ushijima, akaashi

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mackjlee9 · 2 years

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Haikyuu!!

Fluff/Angst

Akaashi Keiji x Flirty!Male!Reader

Omega!Sugawara Koushi x Alpha!Male!Reader

Sawamura Daichi x Male!Reader

Streamer!Kenma Kozume x Streamer!Male!Reader

Azumane Asahi x Scary!Male!Reader

Goshiki Tsutomu x Male!Reader

Bokuto Koutaro x Male!Reader

Suna Rintaro x Male!Reader

Smut/Lime

Oikawa Tooru x Top!Male!Reader

Kita Shinsuke x Top!Male!Reader

Tendo Satori x Top!Male!Reader

Tsukishima Kei x Top!Male!Reader

Nishinoya Yuu x Top!Male!Reader

Timeskip!Haiba Lev x Top!Male!Reader

Kageyama Tobio x Top!Male!Reader

Kuroo Tetsuro x Top!Male!Reader

Bokuto Koutaro x Top!Male!Reader

Iwaizumi Hajime x Top!Male!Reader

Omega!Sakusa Kiyoomi x Alpha!Male!Reader

Miya Twins x Top!Male!Reader

Suna Rintaro x Top!Male!Reader

Azumane Asahi x Top!Male!Reader

#.mackjlee9 writes #haikyuu

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gokugf · 4 years

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god i love playing among us w random hq players

#walked in on a kuroken task date the other day and was like my bad guys please continue #just now it was me tsukishima zuko and gon. what a crew #also played with a kiyoko today. queen #i play as dj stinko if anyone ever sees me lmao im always lime #lily’s rap battles

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animebaby00 · 3 years

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FANFIC MASTERLIST

♥︎♡︎♥︎♡︎♥︎♡︎♥︎♡︎♥︎♡︎♥︎♡︎♥︎♡︎♥︎♡︎♥︎♡︎♥︎♡︎♥︎♡︎♥︎

As a fanfiction writer, I think it's high time that I make one of these. Hopefully this makes things easier if you have preferences <3

(Most of these are here on Tumblr while a select few are only available on my AO3 account because of length and chapter amount with links I have posted in the past. I'll provide them here as well to the full story and or chapter where appropriate according to the key below.)

Key~~~

❤️ - Romance ☁️ - Fluff

🥀 - Angst 🩹- Hurt/Comfort 🖤 - Smut/NSFW

⭐ - Character x Character (Normal and or Romance)

💕- Character x Reader 😷 - Sickfic

🧡 - Headcannons/Scenarios

💗 - Omegaverse/Mpreg 🎉- For the Holidays

🖥️ - Link to AO3 💝 - Written Per Request

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My Hero Academia

No Buts to the Pumpkin Guts (Katsuki Bakugou x Reader) - ❤️☁️💕🎉

Beach Bang (Izuku Midoriya x Ochako Uraraka) - ❤️🖤⭐💝

Photoshoots and Bathing Suits (Izuku Midoriya x Ochako Uraraka) - ❤️🖤⭐💝

I Don't Deserve It (Shoto Todoroki x Izuku Midoriya) - Part 1, Part 2, Part 3(FINAL) - ☁️🩹⭐😷

Fruit Punch - Honeydew - (Izuku Midoriya x Reader) - ❤️☁️💕🖥️

Fruit Punch - Watermelon - (Eijirou Kirishima x Reader) - ❤️🖤💕🖥️

Fuzzy Socks (Shoto Todoroki x Reader) - ☁️💕

If You Fall Back, I'll Catch You (Izuku Midoriya x Reader) - ❤️☁️🩹💕

Fruit Punch - Orange - (Bakugou Katsuki x Reader) - ❤️☁️💕

~~~~~

Halloween Date With the MHA Boys + Their Favorite Candies - ❤️☁️💕🧡🎉

Breakdown, Build Up (Izuku Midoriya x Reader) - ❤️🥀🩹💕

Haikyuu!!

Waking Up Their S/O And Bringing Them Breakfast in Bed (Shoyo Hinata, Tobio Kageyama, and Koushi Sugawara)- ❤️💕☁️🧡

Fruit Punch - Blackberry - (Tobio Kageyama x Reader) - ❤️☁️💕🖥️

Fruit Punch - Starfruit - (Kei Tsukishima x Reader) - ☁️💕🖥️

I Call Bullshit (Shoyo Hinata x Tobio Kageyama) - Part 1 , Part 2 (FINAL) -❤️☁️⭐😷

Barbeques and Boundaries - (Koushi Sugawara x IBS! Reader - ❤️☁️🩹💕

Fruit Punch - Brown Pear - (Asahi Azumane x Reader) - ♥️☁️💕🖥️

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Hunter x Hunter

Fruit Punch - Cranberry - (Kurapika x Reader) - ❤️🖤💕🖥️

Fruit Punch - Plum - (Killua Zoldyck x Reader) - ❤️☁️💕🖥️

She Has Your Eyes (Gon Freeces x Killua Zoldyck) - ☁️🩹⭐

When Their S/O Accidentally Hurts Themselves (Gon Freeces, Killua Zoldyck, Kurapika) - ☁️💕🧡

Scarlet Nights (Kurapika x Female Reader) - ❤️☁️🩹💕🎉

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Yuri!!! On Ice

Footprints in the Sand (Yuuri Katsuki x Victor Nikiforov) - ❤️☁️🥀🩹⭐💗🖥️

Their Memories Live On (Yuuri Katsuki x Victor Nikiforov) - ❤️☁️⭐💗🖥️

What Makes Us A Family (Yuuri Katsuki x Victor Nikiforov) - ❤️☁️⭐💗🖥️

Golden Mornings (Yuuri Katsuki x Victor Nikiforov) - ❤️☁️⭐🖥️

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Assassination Classroom

Hair (Nagisa Shiota x Reader) - ❤️☁️💕

H-E Double Pocky Sticks (Karma Akabane x Reader) - ❤️💕

Fruit Punch - Blueberry - (Nagisa Shiota x Reader) - ❤️☁️💕🖥️

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Free! Iwatobi Swim Club

I Want You to Draw Me Like One of Your Swimmer Boys (Rin Matsuoka x Artist Reader) - ❤️☁️💕

Reasons Within the Water (Makoto Tachibana x Haruka Nanase) - ❤️🩹⭐💗🖥️💝

When I'm Lacking Your Touch (Makoto Tachibana x Haruka Nanase) - 🖤⭐💝

Our Pain is Also Our Strength (Makoto Tachibana x Haruka Nanase) - ☁️🥀🩹⭐💝

Fruit Punch - Blue Raspberry - (Haruka Nanase x Reader) - ❤️ ☁️💕🖥️

Fruit Punch - Lime - (Makoto Tachibana x Reader) - ☁️💕🖥️

Caramel Corn Cuddly (Rei Ryugazaki x Nagisa Hazuki) - ❤️☁️⭐

Fruit Punch - Purple Grape - (Rei Ryugazaki x Reader) - ❤️🖤💕🖥️

Free! Boys and Their Nicknames For You - Part 1, Part 2- ❤️☁️💕🧡

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Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood

She Was...All We Had (Edward Elric x Reader) - ❤️🥀🩹💕

The Fire Crackles and Burns (Edward Elric x Female Reader) - Part 1 , Part 2 (FINAL)- ❤️☁��🖤💕

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Black Butler

Tea and Cookies (Ciel Phantomhive x Female Reader) - ☁️💕

Sneaking Sweets (Brother Ciel Phantomhive x Sister Reader) - ☁️💕🎉

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Food Wars

Early Morning Welcome (Soma Yukihira x Reader) - ☁️💕

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Fruits Basket

I'll Hold You For A Thousand Sunsets (Kyo Sohma x Tohru Honda) - ❤️🩹⭐

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Attack on Titan

Daddy's Kisses (Armin Arlert x Pregnant Reader) - Part 1, Part 2(FINAL) - ❤️☁️💕

I'll Never Stop Waiting (Armin Arlert x Reader) - 🥀💕💝

A Gift That's Bittersweet (Levi Ackerman x Reader) - ❤️☁️💕🎉

Fruit Punch - Green Pear - (Eren Jaeger x Reader) - ❤️☁️💕🖥️

Fruit Punch - Lemon - (Armin Arlert x Reader) - ❤️☁️💕🖥️

Sex on the Beach (Drunk! Armin Arlert x Reader) - ❤️☁️💕

Fruit Punch - Black Currant - (Levi Ackerman x Reader) -❤️🖤💕🖥️

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Spy x Family

Not So Typical Morning Routine - (Father/Daughter Family Fluff) - ☁️⭐

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Demon Slayer

Fruit Punch - Kiwi - (Tanjiro Kamado x Reader) - ❤️☁️🥀🩹💕🖥️

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Case Study of Vanitas

NSFW Head Cannons - Noé Archiviste x HUMAN Reader - ❤️🖤💕🧡

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kkusuka · 3 years

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So, I have an idea 👁👄👁. Who knows if it’ll be a good one, but I had a dream last night, WHERE I WAS BEING SHARED BY KAGS AND TSUKKI. Let me know if you like this idea <3 Love ur poly headcanons and I think that’s where this dream came from <3333

funny because i think about this all day every day

The Velvet Room <3

Tsukishima Kei x Reader x Kageyama Tobio

Mafia AU

words: 2.1k

Cw: choking, double Penn. In the same hole, it’s tsukishima so degradation

The Velvet Room Nightclub was a place to avoid.

In fact, you avoid even speaking about the place, as do many. Other than it being almost completely unaffordable to the general public, but just mentioning the Karasuno Yakuza was enough to scare the remaining brave souls from the doors.

You didn't really know what made them so bad, no one delves deep into the issues publicly, and apparently privately, of fear they will somehow overhear the contents of the conversation.

Your friends had already beaten into your head to stay away from the luxurious club. And there were enough bars and smaller clubs lining the city; so it wasn’t a problem to the general public.

So how did your friend and you get in the check-in line at the very club you’ve been told to avoid like a plague?

Kiyoko’s bachelorette party. That’s how you landed a stop in the most expensive place in the city. She was one of the people who always played devil’s advocate for the club. (you had your suspicions about the man she’s marrying too, not you get you wrong they are lovely people, just an enigma to the club.)

She was adamant about having her party there, saying she wanted to show you that it wasn't scary, you guys were just falling into the drama.

“You know, it does look really nice in here!” another friend whispered as you walked through the door; the hostess looked up at your group, seemingly recognizing Kiyoko at first glance, as she didn't say a word before leading you through red curtains, past the dance floor and what looked like the main bar, up the stairs to a long hallway.

Walking down the hallway you noticed the individual rooms lining the walls, no doors, the entries were of the same red cloth. You were led to the very end of the hall, pushing the red back, revealing a room with booths along the wall, circling a white table.

To the side of the room, a bar loaded with different bottles and lime slices. You had almost completely eased up on the reputation of the club, the white and LED lights lining the room sent you into a calm, relaxed view of the infamous building.

“Alright let's stop lollygagging! Let’s party!” with that you began to drink and within minutes food had arrived to your room. No worries, there was no poison in either the food or the drinks; so now you had nothing even remotely bad to say about this place, it was great!

Before you knew it, it was almost two in the morning and according to some of the girls who ventured to the outside, the club was packed. Being that you had been there since 8, it was needless to say you were growing tired; your social battery was nothing compared to some of your friends.

“C’mon, Y/n! Let’s go to the dance floor! This room is getting boring!” one of your friends was trying to pull you from where you had nestled into the booth.

“Fine, fine, calm down! I'm coming, I'm coming!” you relented, allowing her to drag you pat the curtains and onto the dance floor where music was blasting from every angle.

As you dance, your eyes move across the bodies on the floor to the people leaning on the walls lining the outskirts of the mass of people. As you drag across the couple clearly getting a bit too heavy in public your eyes meet a sharp cerulean blue.

Expecting him to turn away, you kept your eyes locked with his, disregarding the people surrounding you. Seeing that he wouldn't break our staring contest, your eyes travel from his eyes to his draped hair, down his neck, taking note of his dark three-piece suit hiding his body.

Through your examination you lost your footing, falling back crashing into a hard chest.

For the second time that night, your eyes met gold surrounded by black rims. You watched his lips curl into a scowl as he set you back onto your heels, clearly running his eyes along the curves of your body.

He returned his eyes back on your before flipping his lips into a condescending smirk, raising his chin as if he was leagues above you, “Not very balanced are we, short?” he remarked, shoving his hands into his pant-pockets.

“I was going to say thank you, but you ruined my thanks by opening your mouth.” you retorted, making a move to turn back to where you hoped your friend was still dancing, though before you could, another body was beside you.

“Stop bothering them, Tsukishima.” a deep voice rumbled from next to you, looking at it was the man from across the room; his sharp eyes now cast onto the blond asshole, who was still smirking, bigger now that this other man had stepped in, down at the both of you.

“Or what, King? Are you going to command me around like the commoner I am? Short and I were just talking, so you can butt out your highness.” Tsukishima sneered at, the king? that couldn’t be his name, and from the way he stiffened at the mention of this name, he didn't like it very much.

He was about to respond when two voices called from either side of your newly formed circle.

“Y/n!”

“Kageyama! Tsukishima!”

You knew it was Kiyoko who was calling you back towards the stairs, so you sneak a glance two where the men turned, seeing a smaller man, boy? with bright orange hair waving the two over. Hearing Kiyoko call you again, you tear your sight from the two walking away and make your way back to the room.

The events of that night still play in the back of your mind even a month later as you get ready for another pouting with Kiyoko and the hostess from that night, who’s named you learned to be Yachi, who had quickly became friends with you along with a few of your other friends.

“Won't it be awkward clubbing at the place you work?” you didn't want to force Yachi to go back, she seems to spend enough time there as it is. And if you got her to say no, you wouldn’t have to go either. It wasn't that you didn't want to have a good time, you did. It was that you didn't know if you could handle seeing Tsukishima and Kageyama again. Your body wanted it, it desperately wanted to see at least one of them again, but your mind was against the idea.

Yachi had told you about them, they were clearly part of the high rank of the Karasuno Yakuza. She explained how rude and all-around awful Tsukishima treated people, from remarks to just making fun of them. She told you about Kageyama’s bad attitude and how he was exiled from another Yakuza and was picked up for his skills.

You had to stop yourself from thinking about them for about a week before your memory began to torment you once more. You couldn’t lie; that was hot. Not that they were mafia goonies; but how confident they were walking around their club knowing what they could do at any time.

Now sitting at the main bar while Kiyoko and Yachi dance with each other on some far corner of the dance floor, you wish more people came. You vowed to stay away from the dance floor, in fear of deja vu taking its course and becoming reality.

To consumed in mixing your lime into your margarita, you ignore that body that slides into the stool next you yours.

“I was wondering when you would come back, Shortie, his Majesty interrupted us last time.” warm breath hit the shell of your ear as a too-familiar snarky voice sounded from beside you. Tsukishima pulled back, resting his head on his palm, as the bartender shoots a whiskey in his direction.

“I have nothing to say to you.” you raise your chin, imitating how he had when you first met. From the corner of your eyes, you could see his amusement clear on his face. Trying to ignore him you make a move to leave your seat.

“None of that, I’m just trying to have a conversation!”

You continue your ignorance, scanning the crowd for your friends.

“I’ll buy you food?”

“Only until we finish the food, then you leave me alone.”

Seeming content with your answer, he takes you up the same stairs, to another room on the right of the corridor.

In your former opinion, Tsukishima was actually a very good conversationalist, you hadn’t even realized that the food had been done for an hour and you had gone through more than enough drinks.

“Hinata really jumped into a fruit cart? Like in the movies? How does that even happen?” you laugh, curling yourself against his side as he mocks his friends.

Noticing he wasn’t laughing anymore, you look back up towards his face. Realizing just how close he was to you, eyes fixated on your lips, yours the same before you realize what was happening.

“I’m sorry i-”

Before you could even finish your mumbling you were pulled back into him, lips pressing on yours. Keeping your lips connected he moved you onto his lap, your straddling his waist as his hands moved to rub along your thighs.

Pulling away to breathe, you start to unbutton his white shirt, he, pushing the ends of your dress to rest on your hips, giving him a view of your red lace.

“Tsukishima what the hell-”

Kageyama’s familiar voice called from the entrance of the room, dying down when he registered what he was seeing. Frozen in place, he could see Tsukishima’s hand still making its way to the zipper of your dress. From the crook of your neck, he could see Tsukishima smirk sucking on the skin below your ear.

You tried to push Tsukishima off, not wanting to embarrass yourself further, but he held you in an iron grip acting as if nothing had happened.

“Are you just going to sit there and watch King? If so then you can just leave now.” He mocked, not straying from slipping your dress from your burning body. When you tried to respond, Tsukishima moved his finger to meet with your clothed bud.

Seeming to have made his decision, you feel Kageyama tilt your head to meet your lips. Wrapping his hands around your neck keeps you where he wanted.

“Wow you're more of a whore than I thought, totally ok with being shared by two guys, you’re fucking dripping!”

Tsukishima pulled your underwear to the side, shoving two fingers into your weeping hole, Kageyama moving his mouth to the column of your neck, opposite from where Tsukishima’s was just minutes ago.

“You’re going to take both of us, like a good cum-dump” Tsukishima sneered, pulling his cock out of it's refines, “c’mon tell me how much you love being our cum-dump.”

You couldn’t even mutter a word through Kageyama's fingers in your mouth. Before you could think, he was pushing you down onto his cock. You gave a choked moan as he lifted your hips then dropped them back onto his.

Your monetary focus on Tsukishima left you unaware of Kageyama’s escapades until you felt a hand on your back pressing you to the blond’s chest. You thought he was just going to press into your ass until you felt his tip at your already stuffed entrance.

“Wait, you can’t-”

“Shut up and take it, whore.”

Fitting them both was almost impossible, you felt more stretched than you ever had in your entire life. Tears were flowing down your cheeks, not that either of them seemed to care as they steadied in a pace, moving in sync with the other.

Eventually, you lost yourself on their cocks, you didn't know when but a hand attached itself to your clit. Your orgasm washed over you as your cum sprayed onto your thighs and Tsukishima’s pants.

Neither of them paid you any mind as they continued for another minute before stuffing you with cum.

“You might just have to be our permanent cum-dump, huh Shortie?”

“For once, I think I agree.”

#tsukishima kei #kageyama tobio #tsukishima x reader #kageyama x reader #tsukishima smut #kageyama smut #kageyama x reader smut #tsukishima x reader smut #kageyama tobio x reader #tsukishima kei x reader #kageyama tobio x reader smut #tsukishima kei x reader smut #haikyuu x reader smut #haikyuu x reader #haikyuu smut

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yemilnisu · 4 years

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INCORRECT HAIKYUU QUOTES FROM BUZZFEED UNSOLVED

nisu entries:

i got this idea from @memekingofwwiii and some of it are theirs 🙇🏻‍♀️ thank you for letting me add it here 😊 it’s a mixture from buzzfeed unsolved supernatural and true crime 👀 i really had fun doing this!

warning: swearing, mentions of death/murder/killing/blood/weed

「part 2」

Tendou: i did have a neighbor who had an overhang of a lime tree, and it was great because i could go pick a little lime.

Ushijima: did you ever think about killing your neighbor?

Tendou: when he didn't give me limes, yeah.

Ushijima: oh, okay; all right.

«────── « ⋅ʚ♡ɞ⋅ » ──────»

Matsukawa: this is my bridge now, if you want it back you’re gonna have to kill me.

Oikawa: he did throw someone off the bridge once.

Matsukawa: fuck you, goatman!

Oikawa: Jesus Christ.

Kunimi: *behind the camera snickering as mattsun taunts the goatman much to oikawa’s dismay*

«────── « ⋅ʚ♡ɞ⋅ » ──────»

Matsukawa: hey demons, it’s me, ya boi.

Matsukawa: if you want to eat my heart, turn that light on. If you want to eat oikawa’s heart, turn that light on...

Oikawa: don’t drag me into your shit, mattsun.

*torch turns on*

Oikawa: *screams*

Matsukawa: *laughs hysterically as he continues to lie on the pentagram*

Kunimi: *actual wheezing*

Matsukawa: i think this demon’s a wimp.

Oikawa: he’s out of his fucking mind.

Kunimi: *having the time of his life*

«────── « ⋅ʚ♡ɞ⋅ » ──────»

Oikawa: every human's capable of murder if you push them enough. i just don't know if this is enough of a push.

Iwaizumi: okay.

Oikawa: it's true!

Iwaizumi: is that so?

Oikawa: yeah.

Oikawa: i bet you you would murder me if I pushed you enough.

Iwaizumi: yeah, probably.

«────── « ⋅ʚ♡ɞ⋅ » ──────»

Tsukishima: …

Tsukishima: so, you're telling me, at nine years old, you don’t go to church. the first time you cross the threshold into holy ground,

Nishinoya: *makes noise and imitates blood coming out of his nose*

Tsukishima: blood expels from your nostrils?

Nishinoya: yeah, yeah. they ran outta tissues! mopping that up.

Tsukishima: …

Nishinoya: it was wild!

Tsukishima: it sounds wild.

«────── « ⋅ʚ♡ɞ⋅ » ──────»

Kuroo: i think it was the neighbor. look, i’m a simple man. i see a trail of blood going to someone's house. even if they didn't do it, come on; you're going to jail.

Kenma: i think it might've been a random person.

Kuroo: all right.

Kenma: it just seems too obvious.

Kuroo: okay.

Kenma: there's a paper trail of their feud. why the hell would he be that dumb?

Kuroo: rage, you know? lust, rage. rage just- just building up, bursting out.

Kenma: well, i've never really gotten that angry. i don't really have that capacity.

Kuroo: it's building. it's building inside you. everyone sees it; we all see it.

Kenma: that's great. oh man, i can't wait for krakatoa then.

Kuroo: *shuddering* oh- oh- i shudder.

Kenma: hope no one's in the way 😺

Kuroo: …

Kuroo: scary.

«────── « ⋅ʚ♡ɞ⋅ » ──────»

Daichi: he allegedly chased his mother with an axe when he was 19.

Asahi: not great.

Daichi: (wheeze) no? not off- off to a bad start?

Asahi: no good. i’ve never done that. you didn’t do that did you?

Daichi: no! i didn't- what- is there anything to suggest that I would chase my mom with an axe?

Asahi: (inhales) not outright i feel like if you peel the layers back.

Daichi: you think if you peel the layers back from this onion, you'll see something you don’t want to see?

Asahi: yeah. i think you wear a mask sometimes 😅

Daichi: mm-hmm i think you should keep digging and maybe see what happens 🙂

Asahi: uh no i'm good 🧍🏻‍♂️

Daichi: *staring at asahi*

Asahi: 👁👄👁💧

«────── « ⋅ʚ♡ɞ⋅ » ──────»

Osamu: my takeaway is people from chicago are weird.

Atsumu: the- this does not represent chicago. this is people and go "ey! chicago tylenol murders"

Osamu: (laugh) home with the beam, the cubs and the chicago tylenol murders and of course our nation's greatest tragedy, miya atsumu.

Atsumu: that- that's not me.

Osamu: i read it somewhere 🤷🏻

Atsumu: no, you didn’t, you probably wrote it.

Osamu: yeah.

«────── « ⋅ʚ♡ɞ⋅ » ──────»

Suna: i’d love to be an heiress.

Kita: (snickers)

Suna: i know she’s probably gonna disappear or something.

Kita: so you wanna be a trust fund baby?

Suna: i’d like someone to give me a lot of money for doing nothing. but i want-

Kita: and then you wanna disappear?

Suna: yes. i want to get a lot of money and then vanish from the face of the earth.

«────── « ⋅ʚ♡ɞ⋅ » ──────»

Ennoshita: her family believed that when she left at 11:30 am, she had as much as $30 in her purse, which in today’s dollars would be more than $750.

Nishinoya: holy moly!

Tanaka: that’s a lot of quiche—

Nishinoya: yeah.

Tanaka: that’s a lot of quiche.

Nishinoya: thirty bucks going that far in 1910.

Tanaka: i don’t even have $750 in my bank account.

Nishinoya: i’ve never had $750 in my pocket! i rarely have had $30 in my pocket.

Ennoshita: well i don’t really carry cash anymore-

Nishinoya & Tanaka: who does!?

«────── « ⋅ʚ♡ɞ⋅ » ──────»

Yaku: stop number one, mothman statue.

Lev: it looks very ornate.

Yaku: *shocked that lev knows that word*

Yaku: you’ll be able to stare at it eye to eye.

Lev: what’s that supposed to mean?

Yaku: it means you’re eight feet tall, it’s a tall joke. get it?

Lev: 🧍🏼

Yaku: 🤦🏼‍♂️

«────── « ⋅ʚ♡ɞ⋅ » ──────»

Akaashi: any... any thought in that so far?

Bokuto: (fart sound) nope. what year is it, ‘66?

Akaashi: ‘66.

Bokuto: few teens out there probably smoking a few funny cigarettes.

Akaashi: you could say weed. it’s 2018.

Bokuto: ...some grass.

«────── « ⋅ʚ♡ɞ⋅ » ──────»

Kageyama: so my guess is the couples were somewhere around here, maybe on that road over there.

Hinata: yeah.

Kageyama: and i'm not sure of the exact location but this is where they saw him stumbling around.

Hinata: they just… saw him kinda shambling?

Kageyama: yeah.

Hinata: big shambling man. kinda *shuffling his body*

Kageyama: i- i don’t know, maybe he was just taking a walk, i mean, what's it to you?

Hinata: why would you take a walk if you had wings?

Kageyama: he's a fucking creature, he can do what he wants.

«────── « ⋅ʚ♡ɞ⋅ » ──────»

Kuroo: but all im saying is that what you need to gather from this is that he has an effect on people's psyche.

Lev: this mothman's a complicated character.

Kuroo: what does he sound like? what does he sound like?

Lev: he sound like the blood bird.

Kuroo: …

Lev: flappy spookster.

Kuroo: …

Kuroo: that's- come on.

Kuroo: *glances over to lev's notes*

Lev: the winged wretch. did i already say that?

Kuroo: this just says fright terror.

Kuroo: *throws away the notes*

Lev: you know, just call him batman, why is that hard? 😩

«────── « ⋅ʚ♡ɞ⋅ » ──────»

(howling)

Goshiki: what the fuck.

Shirabu: well those are coyotes… or dogs. Or a large pack of something.

Goshiki: holy shit.

Shirabu: just some coyotes.

Goshiki: are you not fucking alarmed right now?

Shirabu: are you scared? (laugh)

Goshiki: dude wait- this goes beyond belief, that was a pack of, whatever the fuck that was.

Shirabu: it was coyotes!

Goshiki: is that our cue to leave? i think maybe. we've been out here for quite a bit.

Shirabu: yeah, i don’t know if were gonna find anything tonight.

Goshiki: i don’t wanna be in the mouth of some coyote later, that's not how i want the picture wrap on old tsutomu to be.

«────── « ⋅ʚ♡ɞ⋅ » ──────»

Atsumu: air force one? they filmed air force one here?

Atsumu: air force one actually, now that i think of it, remember the reason they hijacked the plane is to release for the-

Sakusa: i’m gonna go ahead and cut you off right there 'cause i don’t give a shit.

Sakusa: we’re gonna move over here.

Atsumu: …okay.

«────── « ⋅ʚ♡ɞ⋅ » ──────»

Kai: four people in a cell, that's a lot

Kuroo: i mean, you put any normal people in a room that's too small. like if you’re in a dorm in college, if you hate your roommate…

Kai: it's tough business

Kuroo: listening to music too loud when i'm trying to study

Kai: hwfrrrrr…

Kuroo: cookin' uhh… top ramen in the microwave when i'm trying to sleep

Kai: you got some axes to grind?

Kuroo: no.

Kai: oh

Kuroo: fuck you, daishou.

Kai: daishou?

«────── « ⋅ʚ♡ɞ⋅ » ──────»

(distant thud)

Yamamoto: what the fuck?

Kenma: :3

Yamamoto: is all i have to say to that.

Kenma: they didn’t like the thumb talk.

Yamamoto: you didn't like the thumb talk? was it too much thumb talk? i thought we went about two minutes long on the-

(distant thud)

Kenma: they don’t like the thumb talk.

Yamamoto: *looking around in shock*

Kenma: *stopping himself from laughing*

Yamamoto: uhhhh… holy fuck. holy fuck, holy fuck. if you’re one of the people that had that thumb thing to happen to you, that sucks. what was it like?

Kenma: what do you think you're gonna get right now? 😑

Yamamoto: i feel like we should go see what that is, to be honest.

Kenma: *shakes his head*

«────── « ⋅ʚ♡ɞ⋅ » ──────»

Tsukishima: we’re walking over to the source of the disturbance.

Hinata: hello? (sigh) i’m gonna lose my mind. so, it did that twice within the span of 10 seconds but nothing else?

Tsukishima: but, we can confirm that it did sound like this right? *slams the cabinet door*

Hinata: yeah.

Tsukishima: that was the sound.

Hinata: do you think the wind’s gonna do that twice?

Tsukishima: *blows on the cabinet door*

Tsukishima: not moving 🙄

Hinata: well, shit.

«────── « ⋅ʚ♡ɞ⋅ » ──────»

Sugawara: oh there it is. it’s that. *pointing to where the sound was coming from*

Asahi: what?

Sugawara: there’s a logical explanation for you.

Asahi: ah! okay, there it is. well, there you go, there you go.

Sugawara: but, if we hadn’t seen that...

Asahi: if we hadn’t seen that we would be fooled 😅

Sugawara: no, we wouldn’t have been fooled. you would have been telling me for months.

«────── « ⋅ʚ♡ɞ⋅ » ──────»

*inside the prisoners of ohio state penitentiary*

Kageyama: this is fucking terrible.

Tsukishima: it’s the opportunity of a lifetime to be here.

«────── « ⋅ʚ♡ɞ⋅ » ──────»

Tendou: i’m separating from the group.

Semi: it’s the ideal time to kill him.

Tendou: yeah i mean, if i were gonna die in camera it would be a pretty noble thing.

«────── « ⋅ʚ♡ɞ⋅ » ──────»

Osamu: I don’t understand what’s wrong with atsumu sometimes.

Atsumu: what was that?

Osamu: i didn’t say anything.

Atsumu: you sure you didn’t say anything, ‘samu?

Osamu: now go back and set ‘em off to make sure they work.

«────── « ⋅ʚ♡ɞ⋅ » ──────»

Sakusa: *inhales*

Atsumu: *inhales*

Sakusa: you need to back up from me. i can feel your air intake. it’s like a gross nasal jet, i don’t know.

Atsumu: *takes a step towards sakusa*

Sakusa: uh no *takes a step backwards*

«────── « ⋅ʚ♡ɞ⋅ » ──────»

Futakuchi: latch yourself onto my soul, come back to hollywood with me, and destroy the lives of all my friends and coworkers.

Koganegawa: a little hard to follow, but i like where you’re going.

Futakuchi: kogane’s family has a little-

Koganegawa: ey! ey! do-! do-! don’t!

Futakuchi: -dog named mickey.

Koganegawa:*trying to stop futakuchi*

Futakuchi: real good. you wanted me to give it my all. i’m throwing stuff on the table.

Koganegawa: insults, not personal information. you’re giving him a dossier on my life!

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