#tssk headcanons

[thewritetofreespeech]

Rimuru with an Kitsune S/O fluff headcanons?

Rimuru + Kitsune s/o

Always had a kink for kitsune, even back in the human world.

Something about their adorable ears. Their fluffy tail(s). Sharp, mischievous features.

Kitsune also typically have a mild shapeshifting ability. Not as pronounced as Rimuru, but it is something they can bond over.

Back to their fluffy tail, he loves to lay on it. Either in his slime form or ‘full body’ form.

Alternatively he finds their fox form very sleek and elegant.

As he likes to lie on them, he also likes it when they curl up beside him in their fox form; either at their full size for him to lean against or petite size to lay in his lap.

Gifts them with lots of meat and shiny things since that’s what foxes like.

[acoraxia]

I may have just found your art (is so freaking pretttttyyyyy) and your cotl AU but I now desperately need to know everything about the AU because it looks so. cool.

THANK YOU FOR LETTING ME INDULGE IN TALKING ABOUT MY LITTLE AU AHEM AHEM

I’m going to ramble now if that’s ok-

WARNING:: long and messy ramblings about AU ideas, headcanons and body horror/gore mentions up ahead

My Lamb’s story is actually pretty simple: they were born as Aluhé (ahl-weh) to a family filled with traveling performers. They traveled throughout the land of the Old Faith, worshipping the gods (especially Shamura) and performed to earn money to maintain themselves. Life was good up until rumors of the prophecy foretold by the Bishops spread towards the little hers; when Aluhé came of age they learned of said prophecy and that that was the reason why their family “settled down” in a (supposedly) hidden village.

Eventually, heretics arrive and they kill the herd safe for Aluhé and they escape, meet a flock of goats and Jahel (goat co-op character) and then run away due to guilt only to be captured by heretics and be introduced to the bishops.

After meeting Narinder and obtaining the crown, Aluhé refused to do anything in his name — refused to start a cult or touch the crown or anything… for months

they met Koi when they were planning to simply kill the Bishops bare handed and instead save her from being sacrificed (haha me too!). They don’t run the cult per say — mostly due to the fact they don’t want to get attached to anyone but they feel a strong sense of… protectiveness when it comes to the flock, going as far as appointing disciples to ensure the cult is safe and beating the life out of heretics that get a little too close for comfort to the cult grounds.

THE CROWN TAKES SUCH A MASSIVE TOLL ON ALUHÉ HOWEVER — apart from the fact that Aluhé is “easily corrupted” being fueled by a blind sense of justice towards the culling of their species over a family’s spat and a selfish fucker’s decisions, the crown latches on to their body and often does so when Aluhé has their guard down. This allows for certain changes to occur — the lack of hunger, exhaustion and ability to “morph” their body being a few of them.

It doesn’t help that Aluhé refuses to use the crown to fight unless absolutely necessary (because they hate dying because it means hearing Narinder talk and because they’ll end up angry all over again—) and often wears the crown around their neck.

This causes certain personality changes as well: Aluhé is typically quiet and docile when engaging with the flock if only a bit intimidating. They don’t talk to the followers unless necessary and only exchange actual conversation with their disciples. Since no follower is allowed to go on crusades with Aluhé they’re omitted from the fact their benevolent leader is in fact very, very, very, violent

They’d often consume heretics during their final moments or force feed their remains to the few that tried to get away (and failed) so they’d choke and die — a brutality that spread towards the bishops and their own disciples (Narinder still remembers how vile it was to see a meek little lamb get up and tear Barbatos to shreds, only to then use one of the worms’ teeth to sink it into Leshy’s flesh. Charming, really). This only strengthens when they kill Narinder and are eventually crowned the new god of death… among other things… and their body eventually adapts to the changes but it takes a toll on their mental health (

Their behavior, however, can be traced back to Shamura…

Since the two had a very interesting conversation before Aluhé was sent to be sacrificed:

Smh Aluhé you should be grateful to be blessed with the presence of the War Bishop tssk tsk

When the Bishops are killed and, eventually, brought back to life per the Mystic Seller’s request, Aluhé refuses to heal them or allow for their bodies to heal until they repent or make a pact with them to ensure obedience as they join their flock. Goes about as well as you can imagine

A big little change I made was that I made the Bishops Embodiments of their titles rather than just gods worshipped for it.

So Narinder is the Embodiment of Death, Leshy is the Embodiment of Chaos, etc. despite having somewhat mortal bodies they are still connected to their godhood and this will not change due to the fact that the world still needs gods in order to maintain balance — it also means that Aluhé is not just the god of death but the god of other things; it also means they have.. a union with Narinder, so to speak

The Gods have vessels for the sole purpose of their finding their replacements (because the gods will exist, even if they are not the same person they once were years ago) or to gain more worship and strengthen their power. When the Old Faith started getting greedy (coughs, Narinder) it was harder to find willing vessels or the right type of vessels to take on the task of bringing the Siblings more worship. It took years to find the proper candidates for Leshy or Kallamar (because the fucker was so PICKY /j) and it also caused a bit of horror to the siblings to see Aluhé reject the Red Crown as though it were simple

Aside from the Siblings being somewhat “dormant” and Narinder not being within the cult and Shamura traveling with Jahel… there’s a lot of silly little lore I managed to put into the four of them because I thought it’d be fun to explore the capability of Vessels and Gods and “War/Death Incarnate” as a whole — there’s a lot of story lore I don’t want to spoil but you can have these as a treat:

And thats it for now

[mommypieck]

May I please request NSFW headcanons for Ren, Shin, Yasu, and Naoki meeting their female S/O backstage after one of her concerts?

ren

"there's my girl." ren says, placing his hands around you. you're in the backstage of one of your favorite singers and ren's decided to go with you today. also his presence makes other people believe that they're not in a dirty bar but in serious high class club.

"the lights are making you look so good." he mumbles into your hair, his hands coming lower and they rest on your ass. you chuckle at his gesture, knowing that he's getting needy.

"what's this all about?" you ask with a smile, wrapping your arms around his neck and coming closer to him. he just kisses the side of your head, mumbling a little "nothing." his mouth latches onto your neck and he sucks few purple marks. you love when he gets this possessive.

he basically purrs as he watches the love bites he made on your neck.

you can feel his hand coming from your butt to your core and he massages your thigh.

"let's sit down, sweetheart. come on my lap." he says, placing you on his lap. he kisses your deeply, one hand on your thigh and the other on your face. he start massaging your inner thigh again and you can feel yourself getting wetter and wetter. his cock is hard as rock underneath your ass and you playfully drag your hips. he hisses, stilling your hips.

"baby is so desperate for my cock." he tssks, putting his hand into your panties to rub your clit. he moans at the wetness he finds, just few rubs of his hand leave juices all over it.

"i need your cock." you whine, grinding your hips against his.

"such an inpatient baby." he says but he unbuttons his pants to free his aching cock. you can see that he's ready for it as much as you are. you take his cock in your hand and you slowly sink into it. you're surprised that he lets you set the pace and you start to move your hips. the pace is slow and you savor every second of how his cock feels inside of you. he's big and he's filling you in all the right ways.

"is it too much for you?" he asks when he notices you losing rhythm. you only nod, bringing you hand down to rub your clit. "naughty girl," he mumbles under his breath, fucking into you harder.

"are you getting close, sweets?"

you nod again, laying on your on his shoulder as you let him fuck you hard. you can feel your orgasm nearing and before you know it, you're cumming all over ren's lap. he cums shortly after you, filling you up.

"we made a mess, baby. let's clean this up."

yasu

"you shouldn't be here all by yourself." a voice wakes you up from daydreaming and you see yasu standing in front of you.

"you alright, sweetheart?" he asks you, kissing you on the lips. the kiss is sweet and you can feel yasu's cigarettes on his lips.

"did you enjoy the show?" you nod and yasu smiles at you. you wrap your arms around his middle, cuddling into his chest. he smells nice and he's warm too, making you feel good inside. he kisses the top of your head, holding you in his arms. the way he holds you and his smell make you lightheaded and hot inside. you let your hand creep on his chest, massaging his muscles.

"are you doing what i think you're doing?" he asks you with a smirk, cupping your face in his palm. he places a kiss on your lips and it soon becomes heated. his tongue explores your mouth and his teeth bite your lip, making you moan.

yasu presses you against the wall, making some of the things on the hanger next to u fall. his hands caress your body with delight. he inspects your every curve but his hands slow down when he gets to your boobs. he fondles them with his hand, pinching your nipples.

"so pretty," he breaths out. his hands slowly pull your shirt of your body, leaving you in front of him just in your bra. anyone would walk in right now and see you half naked, but yasu doesn't care. he undresses himself too, spreading your thighs so that he can line himself with you. his cock teases your wet folds but doesn't press in.

"please yasu, fuck me." you beg, spreading your thighs a bit further. he just smirks but still not pressing him. his cock is soaked in your wet folds. after some time, he finally presses in. you moan when his size fills you up. he wraps one of your legs around his hips and he starts thrusting in. he's rough and he doesn't spare you. you can feel his cock hitting your cervix with every thrust.

"baby, you feel so good." he praises you, his hand falling back. his facial expression are a work of art and you wish nothing but to see him like this for the rest of your life.

"im close." you whimper, holding onto yasu harder.

"you're close, sweetheart?" his fingers find your clit, massaging the little bud. your whole body feels like on fire and you cum around yasu's cock.

"good girl." he moans, fucking into you even harder. he can feel himself being close and he knows he's not gonna last any longer.

"im gonna fill your pretty pussy." he says as he cums inside of your cunt. you can feel him shooting inside of you and you cum again.

"good girl. you did so good for me. now let's get you cleaned up."

naoki

"i know i would find you here." you hear your boyfriend announce as he tries to get his way to you. you always wait for your friend to finish her gig but today's the first time you bring naoki with you.

"she's fucking awesome, isn't she?" you ask, motioning to your friend on the stage.

"damn right she is." he agrees, bringing your chest to his. he wraps your arms around you as you listen to the song. you don't realize how thrilling the song is until you feel naoki's erection poking your leg.

"naoki god, that's my friend singing." you squeak out, hitting him playfully in the chest.

"i know, but you just look so pretty tonight."

his lips are on yours in the next second, sucking and biting as hard as they can. his hands search every inch of your body until they land on your ass, softly lifting you up so that you can wrap your legs around his waist. he swears that luck is on his side when he slithers his hand underneath your skirt and finds out you're not wearing any underwear.

"my dirty girl." he grins, quickly unbuckling his pants to press his hard-on into your pussy. your head falls back when he bottoms you. his hands are carefully lifting you up and placing you back down. he feels too good inside you and you let out a whiny moan.

"you have to be quiet." he says even tho nobody can hear you because of the music. his thrusts are quick and you can feel that he nears his orgasm.

"gonna cum inside that pretty pussy." he says, positioning himself better so he can abuse your pussy better. after few thrusts be comes spilling inside of your pussy. he sets you down and you whine at your lack of orgasm.

"don't worry." he says before kneeling in front of you. you yelp when his mouth latches onto your clit. it feels so dirty but he loves pleasuring you. you cum onto his tongue in no time.

"good girl. now let's get out of here."

shin - sfw

"i knew i would find you here." he says, wrapping his arms around you. you smile at him, leaning your head on his shoulder to look at him.

"did you like the show?" you ask as you bring your hand to caress his cheek.

"it was already," he says, "but we are better." his chuckle makes butterflies wake up in your stomach.

"but now i just want you all to myself." he takes your hand to lead you backstage. his lips are on yours as soon as he closed the door. he's a lot taller than you so he has to lean down to capture your lips with him. the kiss soon becomes heated and your lips hurt from how hard he bites them.

"shin, baby." you breathe out in between kisses, trying to pull away from his greedy mouth.

"too much?" he asks, his thumb stroking your cheek. you nod your head, laying your head against his chest. you can feel his chest quickly rising from the make out session and you know that if you looked up, he would be all red.

"i love you, shin." you whisper into his chest. his breathing stops for a moment before he replies with soft voice, "i love you too, y/n."

[tbgkaru-woh]

Please, I am begging you on my knees, I need to know all your headcanons for the 4 fierce corpses under Nie Huaisang's control. Please, do share if you feel like it, I would love to know all your thoughts concerning that incredible piece of art!

aah, thank you for the compliment :') alrighty let's see, strap in! It's only half-way thought out but if i gave it one more minute i'm sure i could polish some details (mostly regarding jzx and sl). NIE MINGJUE

after learning about Wen Ning, Nie Huaisang's goals for ressurecting WWX weren't just out of friendship justice or revenge for his brother- he needed him back. It's what he made WWX know that WWX owed him after they find the pieces of NMJ and stitched him back together, whether WWX wanted nothing to do with demonic cultivation anymore or not. WWX obliged but NMJ's resentful energy was too strong to properly control, but his presence was too important to NHS and so he kept him chained head to toe, right by his hall's throne. Everything was easier with him there and NHS's delusion, he dressed him, styled his hair, talked to him and only tssk-ed when the feral corpse tried to bite back.

WEN NING

WWX also passed his demonic cultivation knowledge onto NHS, as NHS was always curious about it since Gusu days (donghua), and also left Wen Ning with him when he himself left with LWJ. NHS wasn't the kindest to him, as one tends to with whoever carries the name "Wen", and mostly treated WN as the main "guard dog" of the place, as he didn't want to risk NMJ for anything.

JIN ZIXUAN

there were few background moments in the show where NHS bowed to JZX who ignored him or when NHS gave a smile to JZX and i just imagined the solidarity these two noble lonely dudes could have had were they to ever interact after jzx got his shit together (or before Gusu days). I could see NHS adore JZX in a way, see him as a peer, see him as deserving of second chance at their potential friendship. JZX's fierce corpse would be EXTREMELY timid, incomplete, no need for chains, but also he was too weak as he was transformed late (was he NHS's first attempt before he decided he needed WWX to make sure NMJ comes out "proper"?) so he's literally just kept as an ornament, for the company. NHS would have gossp-y "sleepovers" with him, do his hair, perfume him, draw him, live the life that was good before everything went to shit.

SONG LAN

Let's pretend Song Lan still stayed a fierce corpse (CQL) and NHS found him kneeling by XXC's grave unmoving. NHS had no ill-will towards SL, if anything, he knew him as someone to be respected and adored, even found all pathetic like this. Song Lan would be mostly timid, with agressive bursts that required some amount of chains for its unpredictability. Song Lan was mostly used as servus around the Nie residency, mostly to stroke NHS's ego to have someone once so great work for him now.

altogether, this NHS took the petty psycho route further than in the story and lives in delusion where he gets to be the "old" self he lost thanks to everyone around him. All 4 corpses are found by his side whenever someone -who's allowed in- visits.

[smytherines]

Casual reminder that once the tinlightenment campaign is fully funded we get to cyberbully gently and politely ask Actor Curt Mega to tell us his very specific headcanon about Agent Curt Mega having 3 to 4 illegitimate children he doesn't know about. Talk about a stretch goal *badum-tssk*

[dearrrabbit]

headcanon ask for steve pls

headcanon a: RIGOROUS MORNING ROUTINE. he spends a ridiculous amount of time on his hair in the morning, which means he gets up at like 5:30 to get it done before work. if he has someone over, he will literally wake them up with the amount of noise he makes in the bathroom getting ready

headcanon b: he has absurdly weak ankles. he runs like a lanky, limbs-too-long deer and the hand-eye-foot coordination is unaccounted for. this guy knocks into you while you are both walking down the same hallway

headcanon c: his parents are a case of neglect. he’s been ‘self-sufficient’ since he was 8 and doesn’t really see an issue with this, dismisses it as just ‘rich white kid problems’. when he does see his parents, it’s like watching aliens interact. they don’t know what to do with/around him.

headcanon d : unrealistic. but i think he’s probably a good singer. he’s not extremely practiced at it but he loves doing it, and makes up little tunes to hum and sing under his breath as he finishes mundane tssks

[nowisthewinter]

You know those clothing donation bins outside of grocery stores and gas stations? The ones that everybody thinks they are for charity but in actuality those clothes are resold elsewhere? Yeah, well, I have a headcanon where Cassidy raids every single one of those bins he comes across for his wardrobe. Every single one.

And he doesn’t care if the clothes were made for men or women or children. If it kind of, sort of fits, he’s wearing it because, hey, man, FREE CLOTHES! Only I like to think that lately Tulip has been giving him fashion pointers. But not in a kind, gentle way but in a purely Tulip way.

“Cassidy, what in the Sam Hill are you wearing? No, no, you are not getting into my car dressed like that. Change. No, not that. Or that. Oh, hell, no, burn that. Okay, that’ll work….I guess….tssk.”

[thewritetofreespeech]

How is Rimuru with an mute and deaf s/o?

The same as anyone else.

Whether they were born this way, or lost the ability to hear & speak in battle, it doesn’t change how Rimuru sees them.

They have to come of with their own ways to communicate outside of conventional ways.

A lot of notes passing to start. Then building up to just being able to tell what the other is thinking with looks.

Rimuru remembers some rudimentary sign language from when he was a human that he teaches them. But mostly they come up with their own signs.

He likes being with them because they are naturally very quiet and calming, compared to his other friends.

[thewritetofreespeech]

Do you still write for Reincarnated Slime? Can you do some Benimaru with a Anxious Female reader Headcanons?

Benimaru x Anxious Reader Headcanons

well....for starters...this isn’t going to go well

Not to put to fine a point on it, but our prince is a bit of a hot head

He’s loud, boisterous, exciteable. All of which are adorable qualities, but to someone who is anxious it’s very nerve wracking.

They’re probably startled by him a lot, which means they avoid him a lot

Which disappoints Benimaru, because he wants to be close to them.....

Shuna probably has to give her brother a talking to. To understand that he needs to tone it down, or he’ll scare them away forever

Which just makes him more nervous, and probably more hilarious missed communications

Eventually, they get over the hurdle and find some kind of stride

Being a natural protector, he wants to help them stand up more for themselves and be more confident

They’re amazing, and wonderful, and beautiful. They should know that.

Although, he does find their anxious little quirks indearing

Works on trying to be less loud, or at least no sudden outbursts, around them so they don’t get scared

Inevitably it will happen though, and then he apologizes for the rest of the day about it

Best at post panic hugs