#tsp:ud curator

[jack-is-a-self-decided-skrunkly]

a rant i sent to my sibby

narrator

and stanley right

ok

so

in the stanley's wife ending right

'who'd wanna commit their life to yew' ending

he

um

he talks abt how stanley made the parable as in like a dream or some shit halluciminations

in all other instances tho

narry is the one who made the parable

narry slips up on several occasions and refers to stanley as 'i'

SO

i think that

they are the same person

and stanley is like a self-insert for narrator to dump his trauma and self-hate on.

i think the curator would be like. a toxic therapist that's just making narrator's isolation worse

timekeeper is probably a personification of narry's isolation due to the lack of speaking lines so they aren't a real person

[marionette-j2x]

TSP: ROAD TRIP

"LOCAL STREET FOOD"

ft. @meiitenn @employee052 @lexumpysfunland

(get 'em Filipino street food uwu)

"PICNIC"

[askemployee333]

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[corruptedslime]

The lovebug!Stanley and lovebug!narrator are cool and all but HEAR ME OUT...

...

...

LOVEBUG!TIMEKEEPER

and

LOVEBUG!CURATOR

PLEASE, IF SOMEONE COULD DRAW THIS I'D DIE

[pnf-lover98]

Damn! Someone must have pressed the Skip Button again! Otherwise, how would it be possible that in the blink of an eye “The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe” is already turning one year old?!

To celebrate this special anniversary, here’s the best team of narrators all ready to tell their stories! 

[marionette-j2x]

Joining On The Fun?

(In response to Bear's Post XD)

Hope they weren't too late for the trip~ XD @blackkatdraws2 @insomniphic @beartitled @employee052

[The Road Trip Thread]

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Woop woop new trend! (i hope)

I've never started a trend or done an event like this before, however, I do want to do my best in hosting something fun for the community. So, if you have any questions. leave them in tags or replies and I will try to answer them as best as i can!

And, much like what narry says, you are not required to participate! if you miss a day, or an event, or don't have the motivation to do anything up ahead, then thats fine too! This is just meant to be something nice and fun to do. Plus a way to celebrate vacations and road trips bc i love those kinda things and we get to give our tsp goobers a little break, as a treat ksjdhfkjsdfh

really hope to see some people participate, even if its just for one prompt :3

see you all when the itinerary drops! and tysm to everyone in the original post brainstorming this idea that showed an interest in doing this!

UPDATE: PROMPT LIST/ITINERARY DROPPED RAHH

[blue-rasberry-soda]

[I burst into the room and snatch the microphone]

STANLEY WOULD BE AN EARTH PONY AND-

[The police begin trying to snatch the mic out of my hands and drag me out of the building]

I'M NOT DONE! THE NARRATOR WOULD BE AN ALICORN!

[I am nearly out the door, but I manage to snatch up the microphone one last time]

THE CURATOR IS A BIG ONE LIKE PRINCESS CELESTIA!!! THE NARRATOR IS SMALLER!!!

[silverspadesss]

listen i am fucking enamoured with the idea of stanley and mariella being besties pre-parable but. the narrator and curator deserve to be besties too. give me two omnipotent deities with unimaginable power who just turn into such petty bastards when they’re together. who are constantly bickering and bitching about things to each other. give me them being SIBLINGS.

[jack-is-a-self-decided-skrunkly]

"Here in my kingdom, I am your lord, I order you to cower and prey pray."

[marionette-j2x]

"Prank Gone Wrong"

AFTERMATH:

The Stanley Parable: New Script AU

[the-redacted-line]

I love there could be a full circle about how we view the Narrator and Stanley's relationship since the 4/20 TSP:UD showcase. Like how it can be any of this: 1. "You're in love with the disembodied voice in your head. Who's british and killed you five times already by doing one thing wrong. Just quit it." 2. "You're in love with an accountant, he's not harboring any dark secrets or secretly brainwashed the entire time. He's just a guy doing his job. Just quit it." 3. "The "stupid" accountant decided to break out of his office with a shoe buckle to destroying the Parable, again. And the "smart" Narrator reseted the game for the hundredth time. How many more years are they going to squabble until they both kiss or quit?"

[corruptedslime]

Things that remind me of the characters from TSP

- Stanley

- TK and Narrator

-Narrator and Stanley

- Narrator or Mariella to the Curator

- Narrator or Stanley

[axter]

i literally don't know cause i suck at making choices but i think between the basic tea options stanley is tea with a lemon slice kinda guy and the narrator is tea with milk or something lol

curator is black coffee for sure. 100% drinking it from these extra small cups

and mariella is like milky oolong/matcha girl

and for the timekeeper it's water they're the embodiment of cursed memes. although i can see them chugging an energy drink and then going absolutely feral

question for the tsp community; what would your narry order at a café?

[disembodiedvoicecrossover]

a great change to tsp:ud came in the recent update!! it’s very small, but it’s still nice to have

y’know how the “did you get the broom closet ending?” subtitles in the original 2013 version were pink, like this?

but in the ultra deluxe version, they were just the same plain old white?

well in the new update for ud, they changed the subtitles to look more like the original! :D (screenshot provided by someone from the crows crows crows discord server)

now i hope the curator’s subtitles were updated to resemble her original subtitles more

what i mean is, the curator’s 2013 subtitles had a slight blue/green coloring to them

but her 2022 subtitles are just identical to the narrator’s :(

i can’t check if they fixed this for myself, since i don’t actually have the game (i got these screenshots from other sources online), so can someone check for me?

[marionette-j2x]

TSP: NEW SCRIPT AU Stuff

(Stanley and The Narrator AU heights)

Stanley : ["No fair! How dare you guys be taller than me?!"]

Edit: Narrator is 6'4" now- (Stanley: ["Are you kidding me?!"] 😢)

(A Tsundere... Probably)

Narrator : "Me? Care about Stanley? Oh, please. As if I really care for that story wrecking delinquent!"

Also Narrator : "What did you parasites do to Stanley?!"

(At the Beginning)

Stanley : ["It's kindda weird to have another person, in this hell hole. Even if it's just the Narrator."]

(A Problem)

Stanley : ["Is... Is that what's been making the hallway all... glitchy?"]

Narrator : "Unfortunately. We better terminate this one before it starts to multiply."

Stanley : ["MULTIPLY!? What even is that thing!?"]

Narrator : "That, my dear protagonist, is a MALWARE."

(Narrator Eldritch Form)

(The Fruit Parable)

Bananarrator : *grumbling* "This is a story of a fruit named Stanberry- OUGHSCKJHH-! STANLEY, THIS IS JUST RIDICULOUS!"

(Stanley Drip)

(need to design better clothes next time)

(The Older Sister)

Curator : *sighs* "This is the umpteenth time the alarms had been blaring in my museum. What have you two been arguing on about now?"

Narrator : "He called me an old man with a gimpy leg!"

Stanley : ["He called me an incompetent 'pillock' whatever that is but knowing the Narrator, I could only guess it's an insult."]

(The Curator gave a sharp glare making them both shut up immediately)

(The Adventure Line™)

Just follow the Line™!

(The Confusion Ending)

(^Consider it a continuation of the art above)

Mariella : "Whoah. Are you two okay?"

Narrator : *grumbling* "Never been better."

Mariella : "Riiightt... Where have you two been anyway? Madame Curator has been tracking you down a couple of resets ago."

Narrator : *cringes* "About that. The Line™ had been quite 'fussy' lately ever since changes had been added in the Parable and we decided to give it™ a little bit of a 'cheering up' and well..."

Mariella : *squints* "Wait, how many times have you guys been doing 'The Confusion Ending'?"

Narrator : "Honestly, I've lost count at around 20-"

*Stanley then fell forward, face planting on the carpeted floor. Snoring away as if nothing happened*

Narrator : "..."

Mariella : "..."

Narrator : "...He's meditating."

[marionette-j2x]

TSP (mostly from my AU) Art Dump Go!

Loser think he's so cool...

Narrator -> Slays

Stanley -> ...slay?????

From the "Parable Academy" by @meiitenn . Don't ask. Even I don't know what even happened. I just got too silly- ft. Narrator with a wrong and right sized school uniform.

STRANGER DANGER-!

"Pictures"

Curator: "...Nar?"

Narrator: "Yes, yes. What is it, sister? I'm quite busy trying to keep Stanley out of the broom closet...again"

Curator: "Yes but, I think I found an unknown file in the parable's coding."

Narrator: *not really paying attention* "Hmm... Hmm... If it's not as dangerous as the others, we could just manually delete it off the code."

Curator: "I see. But, why is the file full of pictures of Stanley?"

Narrator: "Pictures? What pic-"

The Narrator's metaphorical heart dropped and immediately sprinted towards his sister in panic.

Narrator: "CLOSETHATFILECLOSETHATFILECLOSETHATFILECLOSETHATFILE-!!!!"

CSP and iPad Sketches

Bucket (New Design)

Narrator

(ft. Lovebug!Narrator - a.k.a. he’s literally just REALLY sick and pathetic. And maybe open and affectionate.)

"Oops! Wrong Narrator!"

Grey (Narrator) belongs to @blackkatdraws2

"Looks like Stanley got lost in the Paraverse again. Nothing's gonna go wrong, right?"

Meanwhile, Narrator's looking for him.... 🙂

Beloveds for @blackkatdraws2 @insomniphic @meiitenn 🥹

Magma Sketches ft. Shaky chibi Stanley