#ts sides au

[loserlovercafe]

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I remembered an old AU of mine and while I don’t remember all the details I do remember it being about Logan being turned into a little toy robot (kind of like the puppet episode but more angsty because I play favorites)

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Basically Remus is trying to “help” Logan’s whole “expressing himself” thing by making him into a little robot that cant verbally talk but can express his emotions on a little screen. (Remus is genuinely trying to help, but literally nobody else sees it that way lol)

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And I just think the fact that the Sides are shapeshifters (more specifically that Remus and Roman are able to morph the other side’s forms and that Logan is bad at shapeshifting) is such an underutilized concept. So uh, yay the sillies.

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((And thanks for reading all that lol))

[boneyspades]

sanders sides walle au? I think so

Patton = Walle

Logan = eve

Janus = auto

Roman = mo

Virgil= GO-4 (specifically because they both hissed at least once)

Remus = the fucking cockroach

(maybe virgil and Remus can swap tho for it to make sense but)

C!Thomas = captain B. McCrea

this is one of my favourite movies so if someone makes a fic or fanart of this I will bow to them like they're a deity

[prodigal-explorer]

my patton's family au

(cw -> religious delusions, religious trauma, prostitution, domestic abuse, sexual abuse, physical abuse, non-consensual polygamy, kidnapping, technically pedophilia but not really? it's hard to explain that part. basically, an adult grooms a minor but not out of genuine romantic or sexual attraction.)

patton sees himself as a servant of god. a man who was put on earth to rid the world of sin. he has delusions, and very vivid dreams of god speaking to him and telling him about signs to look out for in sinners, and the things he must do to sinners.

one day, "god tells" patton that he must start a family, a family of misguided sinners who need help from him, who need a community to lean on and depend upon while they find their inner holiness. so patton readily agrees. after all, he's always wanted a family of his own.

so he starts. the very first sinner he encounters after "god's request" is a man about his own age (patton is in his early 30's) named logan. logan is an assistant professor at the nearby state university, and he's working towards a doctorate in human development and education. but logan is a cruel, cold man who does not see the merit in considering the feelings of anybody. he is very judgmental, and he expects way too much out of people, which is very ironic considering his major. he attends to things in a very scientific and logical way, assuming that everything fits into a box and that all rules must be adhered to no matter what. patton labels him as the very first sin: pride.

patton convinces logan that he is in love with him, and the two of them get married. and the moment logan is ensnared, patton starts teaching him "god's" lesson. logan becomes The Servant. he is trapped underneath patton's commands, being forced to cook and clean with barely a moment's rest. patton does this in order to show logan how terrible it is to have too much pressure placed upon a person and to be treated like a workhorse with no feelings.

the next sinner patton encounters is a man a little bit younger than him, a man named janus. janus is a prostitute, and he tries to pick up patton, but the way he does it is what sets patton off. janus lies. he lies and lies about how he feels such a connection, that he's just a poor young boy who needs money for his family, that he'll do anything for a couple bucks. so patton pretends to go with the lie, and he again convinces the lying prostitute that he's in love with him. patton labels janus as the next sin: lust.

patton marries janus, and the second janus is ensnared, he becomes The Jezebel. this title hurts twice as much because janus is a transgender man, something else that he lied about when trying to get with patton. janus is sexually abused by patton day after day, because patton hopes that if janus can associate sex with pain, then he will no longer crave it so much.

and after that, the third sinner. patton meets a young man, about ten years younger than him, named virgil. virgil is a man who was bullied a lot in his youth, and this hardened him, making him angry and terrified of ever being vulnerable in front of others. so in order to make himself the strongest, virgil got very physically adept, and he collected a posse of people who thought just like he did, one thing led to another, and he became the leader of a small gang. patton realized, though, that the only people virgil ever targeted were people who he had a history with. people who virgil personally wanted to see suffer as a result of both the hurt that virgil had endured and the fear that if virgil did not assert dominance, then his past bullies would. patton titles virgil as: wrath.

patton once again marries virgil and ensnares him. and virgil's new role in the family is The Pet. virgil is trussed up like a dog, forced to walk on all fours and dehumanize himself. patton decides that this will be a lesson to virgil, to humble him and show him that physical strength does not make up for emotional weakness.

and finally, the last sinner. "god tells" patton that he only needs one more person to round out his family of sinners, his family that he will work ever so hard to correct and convert so they will walk on the right path and get to heaven when they die. and the unlucky person patton finds? a teenager, a boy named roman. fifteen years old, the child of an acquaintance of patton's, and the most spoiled boy that patton had ever seen in his life. roman wanted everything all the time, and he screamed and thrashed and threw fits when he did not get to do exactly as pleased. when patton was asked to babysit for the young terror, the man readily agreed. roman was a naive child. he would be the easiest person yet to ensnare. patton titled roman's sin: greed.

patton married roman the day the boy turned eighteen, whisking him away and making him become The Child. see, patton thought that roman was trying to grow up entirely too fast. roman wanted to make his own decisions. roman wanted to do everything he wanted, all by himself, with no guidance. so patton took every bit of freedom away from roman, as well as every chance at friendship, for roman also became patton's favorite, because in patton's eyes, roman was the most likely to be "saved". since he was the youngest, he could change his mind easier, and a spoiled child was an easy fix in patton's eyes. just take away everything they hold dear for a very long time until they have no choice but to become humbled. it would be simple.

and that's the au, pretty much! sorry for the word vomit, i just had to get all of this down before i forgot it! also, roman, virgil, janus, and logan all have deeper lore, lore that sort of explains further why they are the way they are. and also, patton is never trying to be evil. he never enjoys hurting his "family", and he genuinely believes that god is talking to him.

the most chilling thing about this au is that patton is completely convinced that he is the hero in the story. the one who is doing the right thing, and that the four men suffering at his hand are benefiting from what he is doing. it's just aghhh it's creepy and cool and it scratches my whumpy itch.

[ask-sanders-puppets]

Why is Roman not in a semi-cannon design like the rest of them?

Ok I'll be honest, I thought I already answered this, turns out I didn't, whoops! I do have four reasons as to why though. Two of them will be in the canonical story.

For some reason his canon design was the only one I had a really tough time with, meaning I couldn't get a grasp on it and couldn't find a way to spin it in my own vision.

While thinking about his character, I thought about his emphasized role on imagination, being more innocent and childlike. Think of the dragon witch, the mansion on the side of a cliff behind a waterfall, etc. So, what better way to portray that side of him than to use a puppet made for a younger kids' use?

Thomas, while he does have some experience with making toys (specifically puppets), he didn't feel like making his first puppet for the store to be too difficult to make.

Following the last one, Thomas didn't have enough materials to make a full blown puppet like that of the Muppets.

[theokusgallery]

Little pet project of a human AU

The comic above is from they were 14-15, they're 19-20 here

[puzzle-masx]

They’re walking home <3

(Bonus under cut)

[unit-ssn0va]

lil virgil wip

[cursedcrazy-starkid]

PRESENTING: Remus Sides

[aidensm8]

Finally got the motivation to draw another part of Chapter 3. Logan is a mood.

[blue-the-artberry]

royal au prinxiety ✨👑

[radar-chaos]

My, my. What’s all this about?

[mvrphysart]

Prince Roman from that one au i have been working on with @littlerat2 :]

[prodigal-explorer]

my sanders sides in the heights au

usnavi -> logan

nina -> janus

benny -> remus

vanessa -> roman

claudia (abuela) -> emile

sonny -> virgil

kevin -> patton

camila -> remy

(i know this is daniela erasure she's literally my second favorite too i just ran out of characters LMAOOO)

[boneyspades]

fuck it, Australian sanders sides au (cus I'm Australian and I think it'd be funny)

Thomas gets an Australian accent and an even bigger headache thanks to the sides

Patton is the "SHUDDAHP I CANT 'EAR THA BLOODY TV" dad that works at Bunnings

Logan is the Australian teacher but like specifically when they get angry and they pull the "YEAR 7 THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE, YEAR 6'S BEHAVE BETTER THAN THIS" it's like really specific but like- iykyk

Remus is an eshay

Janus is actually British but pretends to be Australian

Virgil isn't anxiety anymore he's the smoko side.

Roman has the mum Australian accent that's like Hella annoying but also Hella funny idk

[theokusgallery]

Why, hello there, Virgil. Long time no see!

[puzzle-masx]

Some low effort Virgils :]