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Let me tell you about the mandatory shots that every FO officer was required to take every month. It contained vitamins but also lowered libido and prevented emotional outbursts.

Let me tell you about the crashout Hux had when he joined the resistance.

Let me tell you about how, for five months, Hux couldn't take his hands off Poe Dameron because his body was in constant need.

Let me tell you about how he could barely work when the last shot stopped working bc it was a neverending emotional swing.

Let me tell you about how Poe never knew if he would have to deal with crying, screaming, silent, or extremely horny Hux today.

Let me tell you about how both of them were utterly exhausted by this, but still madly in love.

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im gay 

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Cute things to say between breaths while making out

- I fucking hate you

- Jesus Christ man I hate you

- I can’t believe how much I hate you

- I hate you

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Ok sorry for the double post, but over on twitter @huxsmug had the idea of Hux’s bathrobe in pink. So here it is! It’s…a lot xD

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One day they dropped him, and Kylo's heart almost stopped bc at this point he already had a massive crush on Hux. So he sneaks to the hospital, telling the staff he is Hux's boyfriend and smiling charmingly. And Hux is quite amused at first, but then Kylo says something that the break is not a big deal, Hux needed a break anyway, and his leg will eventually heal. And Hux is furious.

"Maybe for you. You won't understand, my father already thinks I am a disappointment, but I was the best. So, somehow, he could live with the fact that his son was running around with pompoms. Now he will make me quit. Probably sent me to some 'more appropriate school' " He looked away.

Kylo decided that he would personally fight Brendol Hux to ensure Armitage stayed.

Cheerleader Captain Hux.

He treats it VERY seriously.

Kylo was amused until he wasn't.

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Kylux Crossword #2

That's right! Back again with another Sunday Kylux Crossword, which you can find here. I will post the answer key tomorrow under a cut like I did with the last one, and please feel free to ask for hints in the comments here, or via DM. I'm thinking I'll do a Kylux adjacents one next Sunday, haha. If you have requests for other themed crosswords, let me know!

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I did the Applecore trend with Kylux

@dragonflies-draw-flame @pelagically12113 @irrationalgame @armiestice @edith-is-a-cat @halosorbit @kira-mortham @xryptik @messylxve

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Kylux Ancient Rome Au strikes again.

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Listen, listen

✨Kylux modern vampire coffee shop AU✨

Where Kylo is this savage, free vampire (you know this deadly, messy, dirty type, sleeping under the ground or under sky) with KoR as his followers.

And Hux is this classy vampire lord/count/prince who lives in a old manor that he used to live with his father (before he became a vampire and murdered him, yes ofc Rae turned him so he could defend himself )

And now.

Of course Hux is disgusted by Kylo and KoR. ( Yes he is jealous of their freedom and how shameless and bold they are, and how well they adjusted to the modern word when he constantly hide in his manor )

So one night he actually come out for a walk maybe a hunt and stepped into 24 hours coffee shop. And there is this cute, snarky barista. And first Armitage wants to feast on him. But for some reasons he did not. He just goes back there every night asking questions like... How the phone works or how to operate coffee machine and can it possibly make him blood. ( He was very upset with answer and annoyed with staring from the other customers)

And the barista, Ben Solo (the mortal alater ego of Kylo Ren, bc he kinda got bored by the eternity and decided to just try to live as a mortal once in a while) is happy to help.

He is happy to help bc well first it was amusing to observe this old ass vampire scared of a coffee machine

But then he started to find it cute, and he saw that Hux is really trying to stay in the world.

And He has heard about Hux ofc. He thought he was a jerk. And he is, but he is also hot and clearly not up to date. And Kylo wants him to be up to date, and he wants to keep seeing him, and he wants to fuck him one day, hopefully. (Hux is from generation of vampires who believe that vampires don't fuck so good luck with that Kylo)

But Yes. ✨Kylux modern vampire coffee shop AU✨

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Hates Kylo Ren's shitty fucking lighsaber desing. Yes. Yes to all above too.

everyone shut up im shifting into engineer hux mode

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THE BRACES YES !!!!!

Working on character design so I can make comics yay!

Plz lmk if there are any specific features you’d want hux or kylo to have I’m a man of the people

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Cheerleader Captain Hux.

He treats it VERY seriously.

Kylo was amused until he wasn't.

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Kylo let Mitaka into Hux's quarters. Dopheld blinked nervously; he did not expect Ren here.

"Ah. Lieutenant, Grand Marshal is expecting your report. He is there," Mitaka swallowed, looking at the bedroom door. It was unusual.

"I shouldn't… "

" Go on. He is decent. Mostly." Ren grinned. Mitaka cleared his throat and went there, squeezing his hat in his hands. Hux was decent. What it meant was he had something on. More precisely, a short, silky robe. It was long enough to cover everything that should be covered, but short enough to reveal a bit too much. Mitaka's face burned. Hux sat up on the edge of the bed.

"G-grand Marshal, sir. Lieutenant Mitaka reporting."

"Good, report from operation Sunrise."

Mitaka took a breath and started talking, trying to avoid looking at Hux, but his eyes wandered.

"Very well. " Hux said when Mitaka ended. "Very well, Lieutenant," he hummed. Mitaka looked at him and then realized that there were droplets of blood on Hux's sheets.

"Do you… Require medical attention, Grand Marshal..? " Mitaka blurted out. Hux frowned.

"Do I… require medical attention, Lieutenant?"

"I… Suppose not, but…blood… "

"Hm… Then maybe ask Ren if he requires medical attention." Hux snorted.

"What?" Ren chose this moment to appear at the door.

"Lieutenant Mitaka was wondering if you require medical attention, Ren." Hux smiled playfully. Kylo laughed.

"Did you, Lieutenant? "

"Actually… "

"Maybe I do. Our Grand Marshal here has quite sharp claws."

"Lieutanant doesn't need to know that." Hux hissed.

"But he needs to give you a report in the bedroom?"

"It's… Unrelated."

"You are awful and cruel and a tease, Hux." Ren snorted.

"Dismissed, Mitaka."

The officer cleared his throat and nodded.

"Yessir. Lord Ren." He mumbled and left quickly, almost tripping on his way out.

"You would let the man have his way with you at least once, Hux, he is so desperate for it." Ren chuckled, sitting next to him.

"I don't know what you're talking about." Hux let the robe fall off his shoulder and lit a cigarette. "But maybe promotion is in order. He is capable enough to command a ship."

Ren snorted.

"He would rather kneel before you for the rest of his life than be sent away, Hux."

Hux blinked.

"What?"

"Don't play coy." Ren kissed his neck. " You know he admires you, adores you even. You will make him miserable if you send him away."

Hux hummed, closing his eyes.

"Let's ask him then," he breathed out when Ren's hand found a way to his thigh, "if he is so willing to kneel as you say, he may as well start right now."

Kylo chuckled, untying Hux's robe and sliding his hands against his chest. Hux shivered and threw his head back with a quiet sigh. The comm flew into his hand.

"Go on, comm him if you want to, I can think of better things to do." Kylo hummed sliding down to his knees. Hux moaned softly and pressed a button on the comm.

This time, Mitaka was not dismissed until morning.

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Bored? Like Kylux?

How about a Kylux crossword to entertain you on a Sunday evening? Yes. I've been doing a lot of crosswords lately, and this seemed like a hilarious idea to me. Check it out here!

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Just Armitage Hux.

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Just Kylo Ren.

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OH I FORGOT

Hux with asthma.

Stress triggered attacks.

Attack in a lift. Hux tried to hid it and welcomes the door closing with a relief but in the last moment Kylo barge into the lift.