#trying British sweets

[egophiliac]

i love your riddle design so much, he's so pointy and british. so gracious. do you think he would enjoy a brazilian goiabada

thank you! ❤️🖤❤️ it's just. important to me on a level I can't explain that Riddle have an extremely pointy nose that he can stick into everyone else's business.

also goiabada is sweet and fruity and red, I think he would like it very much indeed!

not me stealth-editing because I forgot his antenna whoops

[bookinit02]

fics that are so aggressively british i can hear the accent in my brain

[worstloki]

Loki surveilling the skyline of New York from the top of Stark Tower and clocking that his favorite paired set of buildings are gone. sad

[sapphicautistic]

My gf was listening to "White Blank Page" by Mumford and Sons and I once again told her that song is SO much better if it's gay.

She doesn't listen to the lyrics of songs but she's extremely good at literary analysis and this time she actually looked up the lyrics and has now come to the following conclusion: "It makes no sense if it's not gay."

My (objectively best) reading is this:

The narrator was in love with a guy who strung him along, never willing to be in a committed (or public) relationship with him and maybe insisting that it's extremely heterosexual "helping a bro out" sex, except in more intimate moments. Finally out of nowhere guy is suddenly committed to a woman and when Narrator confronted him, guy spat out homophobic vitriol and claimed he's not gay like the Narrator.

(For extra flavor imagine them as closeted, straight passing Midwestern flannel wearing, love-bonfires-and-camping guys who sat next to each other at church and elbowed and annoyed each other like best friends do and were each other's go-to source of emotional support! And then to suddenly shut Narrator out for the first time ever, by abruptly marrying a woman and insisting that he's always been straight and their relationship meant nothing...)

Here are the lyrics:

Can you lie next to her And give her your heart, your heart As well as your body? And can you lie next to her And confess your love, your love As well as your folly? And can you kneel before the king And say, "I'm clean! I'm clean!" ? But tell me now, where was my fault In loving you with my whole heart? Oh, tell me now, where was my fault In loving you with my whole heart? A white blank page and a swelling rage, rage You did not think When you sent me to the brink, to the brink You desired my attention But denied my affections, my affections So tell me now, where was my fault In loving you with my whole heart? Oh, tell me now, where was my fault In loving you with my whole heart? Lead me to the truth and I Will follow you with my whole life Oh, lead me to the truth and I Will follow you with my whole life

Why call multiple people "you" in a totally unclear way? Why would you claim that your female ex's new man can't love her AT ALL (not just as much as you did, AT ALL)? And invoking the judgment of God is so fucking tedious if you're just shaming your female ex for moving on or even cheating/getting with your friend. Also you look like a creepy asshole if you think a girl broke up with you for "loving her too much".

This song is tepid, badly written, and makes the narrator look like an asshole if it's NOT gay.

The gay reading is the ONLY compelling one.

[thiziri]

Sir Tim Laurence chatting with his granddaughter, Mia Tindall, as they arrive at St Mary Magdalene Church to attend the Christmas Day service, on 25 December 2022 💕

[majorpepperidge]

One could claim many reasons for why Canada is a good place to live. Healthcare, slightly-less-on-fire-politically than the US, etc etc.

For me, it's easy access to Jaffacakes

[kapreday]

I just wanna say how happy I am Syabira won Great British Bake Off. I called it from day one. She brought Southeast Asian culture and flavors into British bakes and it rocked the judges minds. She embodies sharing culture through food. She deserves the world and everything in it 💙

[haruchuiyo]

ok since it’s my bday imma list down stuff my blorbos would gift me 😼

[awek-s]

I love when teenagers trick or treat I just answered the door to a group of teen boys and one of them called me a legend and another one was wearing an inflatable santa costume and said merry christmas instead of trick or treat sndnsndn

[nostalgia-tblr]

one of my Semi-Popular Tumblr Posts (ie one that gets occasional reblog-flurries for a day or two) is the "Do It For Her[/Him/Them]" meme and the photos are Christopher Eccleston/Nine but the thing is I don't actually like Nine very much (Eccles himself is great though, obvs) but also I forgot that things in the tags don't get reblogged and thus are gonna be invisible to future rebloggers and also i deleted the original and so nobody who reblogs it in recent times knows that the original post was encouraging Queen Elizabeth II to hurry up and die, because CE (rightly) hates the monarchy and it seemed like it might cheer him up if she did that.

(further Historical Context: the meme was made/posted around that point where those of us in the UK were looking at the BBC News front page and going "they're all heading to Balmoral now? omg is this THE FINAL COUNTDOWN??")

so anyway she's dead now but Do It For Christopher Eccleston apparently lives on.

[cryptids]

My theory for the reason why Americans seem so grossed out at the idea of eating beans on toast is bc they think it's served cold??? Is that why??

[frodo-with-glasses]

so I found your blog pretty recently and can I say how OBSESSED I AM??!?! YOUR ART? ICONIC. All of the designs are just uttterly perfect and 11/10!! (Also for the modern au citation needed piece in particular, I've been trying to focus on writing an essay all day and keep getting MYSTERY LEMBAS~ stuck in my head at random internvals and just losing it)

Aww, thank you so much!! It’s so fun to find people who share my niche sense of humor. (Also thank you for the reminder that one of these days I need to redraw that comic with the new Modern AU designs X-D)

I’d apologize for getting “MYSTERY LEMBAS” stuck in your head, but I’m not sorry >:-D Thanks for enjoying the blog, and for leaving such a sweet message! Good luck on your essay!

[kaeyx]

REAALLL PAPYRUS PLS EXPLAIN MY MATH PAPER TO ME IN THE FORM OF PUZZLES ILL EAT UR TERRIBLE COOKING AFTERWORDS ILY 😭

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Papyrus please ramble about your hyperfixations to me I'm nowhere near a math student but I'd listen to you!!

[rearranging-deck-chairs]

what i do really like about 13 (i say as if theres only a few things?) is how instead of the casual insults previous doctors would throw at bystanders, she'll throw out casual compliments. it's a great improvement i hope it sticks

[wikipediadogdotnet]

my phone isabout to die but i need to complain abt how people draw martin tma RIGH NTOW