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it's probably such a good thing I didn't grow up in America because anytime I went to someone's house and they had a bb gun, I'd just be obsessed with it and trying to be subtle about how interested I was in using it and also wanting to know what it would be like to shoot someone with it 😍
#so you know..... I guess it's a good thing a real gun has never been in the same room as me ever#though I still wonder how much damage a bb gun would do if I shot someone with it#why did all these random weird kids always have the best toys#why didn't I get a bb gun 👿#..... though I think given that my parents legit thought I might try to kill them#that might just be the reason#anyways I remember hanging out with this kid once#and he was just.. shooting slugs with his bb gun#and idk why but the memory just feels so strange and liminal ig#just the white bubble of liquid that would come out of the slug where it was shot#and the burning desire to try doing it myself#... the point here is. someone should give me a real gun >:))))#r.r#though this might be a side ramble but I really look down on school shooters for using guns#if that uh... makes sense?#like they're kind of pathetic for using a gun#like no effort. wheeee pew pew easy kills look at me I play FPS games i'm so cool 😍#try harder bro#a gun just seems like the most boring way to commit murder#get personal. get intimate. get blood on your hands and struggle with your victim#not just Pew You're Dead Now lolz
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he giggles
#wriothesley#neuvillette#wriolette#neuvithesley#genshin impact#he goes aheeheehooheehoohee#i think once neuvillette figures out how to make him laugh. he'd do it all day. and the formula is simple too he just gotta say something#really stupid. and absurd. in his usual super serious iudex voice#and wriothesley is in stitches. it's so easy. he just gotta say 'yippee' and profit. 'slay queen' and wriothesley is incapacitated#also. imagine he's ticklish. but i dont think Neuv would tickle him intentionally I think he's like. 'i heard tickling gets violent fast'#'i will not resort to that to summon moethesley'#he doesn't want to Hurt Him he just wants to see him smile and laugh and be all pink in the face. but I do think he accidentally#sets him off all the time. with kisses (neck/ears) or just like grabbing his waist and suddenly wriothesley violently Wriggles yknow.#the tickled reaction. wriothesley laments the destruction of his scary big dog image every day#but. neuvillette would only make jokes at home anyway. and to be clear it's the simple fact that neuvillette is trying to Be Funny .#that's really funny to wriothesley. or just like his awkwardness. back before he figures out he can Intentionally make wriothesley laugh#he'd bewitch him with his his gap moeism#the layers to it. Wriothesley gets embarrassed later on when he catches on because he Knows Neuvillette likes seeing him all tickled.#and flustered. and that's like so mortifying bro what do you mean you're happy just seeing me being moe#and he's embarrassed because he should not be falling for it every single time. it should not be this funny#the nerves just makes him laugh even harder. and the whole time neuvillette is just sitting there. silently delighted. waiting for the#perfect comedic timing. so he can drop a 'cowabunga!' with the exclaimation mark and all. wriothesley can't even catch his damn breathe#art#my art
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"gay romance" you are visibly a woman lol. like i get its roleplay but u cant be out here pretending its representation if youre having a man do this with you. oh how groundbreaking a visibly heterosexual relationship but they're both wearing mens clothes 😱 so subversive!!!
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Personally if i was told i was green ninja at 10 I’d tell them hell no and try to aggressively throw my self over their dumb flying ship.
No don’t make me have responsibility I’m scared
#lego ninjago#ninjago#lmfao im telling you the only reason Lloyd is still around is because of responsibility#‘no ine else can be the green ninja i HAVE to stay around just in case’#poor guy#lloyd ninjago#lloyd garmadon#green ninja#no because#the way i would laugh at their faces if they told me i was the green ninja#like no im not#how did lloyd not try running#i would#did bro not try to make their lives harder after finding that out#like ‘why would you TELL ME THIS’#i firmly believe he made Kai’s life ten times more difficult for making the volcano almost go boom and for tellong everyone hes that guy#the guy#theeee green ninja#he definitely liked making everyone elses lofe more difficult too#but specifically with kai#tho with wu he just threw tantrums#definitely#i know im right#you know im right#now lego needs to needs know im right
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releasing this from the hj discord dungeon because the public populace was in agreement also i'm chronically offline on tumblr and need to fix that for my chronically online ahh
#hand jumper#webtoon#sayeon lee#she couldn't even enjoy herself once she gets into the decent university because she got sent to the corps sayeon lee my giiirl#SHE'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO BASK IN THE GLORY OF VALEDICTORIAN BECAUSE SHE WAS CONSCRIPTED 😭#bro she's built like those kids in school who dump social interaction the moment exam season comes around#she's built like and earned that first honours fr.#but the corps said nah so she did the one thing those kids do make life even HARDER for themselves#even if in context it's no even hard it's just a matter of survival in the corps so success is the only option lest you die#hj reminds me of kaiji a lot with how they handle this but they're like two different genres but i digress#so she created TWO short term goals that forced her to hammer down her if not reinforce her previous values/beliefs#and if you read fp or wait until this tuesday lemme tell you rn it gets worse#which force her back into her shell and wall she's built#which is fucked up bc juni's wall is coming down when cell 4 didn't die as quick as she'd thought and surpassed her expectations#sayeon try not to be any characters narrative foil/parallel challenge fail 1000% speedrun#this only gets worse in fp and while this was in my drafts since the morning#i will say i literally just had a conversation abt this with my g bigbrainmanyvibes before prematurely leaving for lunch#but i set an alarm to actually post all the memes i made here so imma do this one now then the rest later#JOIN THE HJ DISCORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S FUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND WAY EASIER TO USE!!!!![to me......]#PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#that's it for my obligatory plug for the hj discord you can stop reading now i you haven't already stopped because i make this thing a diar#anw GLORY TO SAYJIN NATION!!!!!!!!!
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Hey, Hunter!
What was life like right after Artificer left?
Answer is under cut, there’s a tiny bit of blood and stuff (Hunter’s killing a Scav in one of the drawings and it isn’t pretty lol)
Hunter: Once Arti left, everything got harder. Fighting especially, without her. I mean, you know my sister, she’s a great fighter. I am too, but with the amount I had to do on missions, it was just… impossible on my own. I was struggling.
I died a lot. Got a few new scars.
And no matter how hard I worked, I couldn’t keep up with how efficiently our missions used to be completed. I wasn’t good enough, not without Arti.
#Rw siblings au#Rw Hunter#Yeeeaahhhh Arti abandoning Hunter sort of ruined his life#So it’s understandable that he’s a bit salty about it lmao#My boy is OVERWORKED let him sleep#He and Arti used to work together and stuff#And since Arti is stronger than Hunter and has pyro abilities#Her leaving meant missions got significantly harder for him#That lead to NSH trying to make Hunter more “like Arti” so he’d be able to do what NSH wanted him to do quicker#But uhhh#NSH fucked up big time#And that’s why Hunter blames Arti for him getting the rot#He also sort of blames himself for not being good enough#But he doesn’t blame the one person who’s actually at fault#Bros in heavy denial lol
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THE REAL WORLD RENOWNED "WONDER BOY" ONCOLOGIST JAMES EVAN WILSON IN THE FLESH IRL!?!??!
can you see how i gave up halfway with this?? because i really did. I wish i could draw jamothy evangeline wilsonian but this man is hard to draw.
Also some closeups after the cut i guess :)
gang for context the foot is a drawing my friend drew as a joke and was like "haha you can delete that later" but im petty and i kept it in
#James Wilson#house md#gregory house#Hilson#i guess#fanart#?!?!#what else to tag#i love james wilson#:)#I litterally just stopped shading after a while i was like bro i cannot keep going#i wish i could make him more old man#I SWEAR I WILL TRY HARDER TO MAKE HIM LESS YOUNG PRETTY BOY AND MORE CRUSTY MAN#OH ALSO#robert sean leonard#rsl#My art
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every time ppl write like one paragraph and tag it with x reader tags i think my eyes roll so far back i regress in age a little
#bro. be so serious rn#why does ur 100 word paragraph need tags#that is an idea#a thought#a concept#that is not writing#like actually write it and then get back to the tags#like i’m sorry but it’s so annoying to see bc forget burying the actually developed pieces of writing#forget making fics that are actually fics becoming harder to get reach#as a reader it’s just annoying#i’m trying to read a fic#not ur 3 sentence idea#pls stop abusing the tags for the sake of notes for minimal effort posts it has to be said
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really fucking grinds my gears how my dad knows just how to make me feel fucking guilty for putting up boundaries and saying no
#not even for a major thing!#barely setting a boundary even! just saying i don’t want to do smth!#asking me if i want to go for dinner one evening when he knows i work late most days and have said this for years - in fact said this exact#thing to him last week - so when i say no bc i finish late he just pushes and pushes#until im like this doesn’t work for me AND i hate eating out i dont want to go. just go with my brother that’s fine. and he’s suddenly#blunt as fuck in his messages leaving me on read or guilting me about the hours i work….. like get a fucking grip your over 50 bro#i try to be polite with it but he just gets in a fucking mood like please you are a Loser#i see you weekly (smth HE chose when i was a bairn) like im not making my job and life harder just bc you feel bad that you don’t see me#more often now#also i only hate eating out with him!! because it’s awkward!! i like to be in and out when i eat with friends and we’re all the same about#it bc we’re all very autistic lmaooo but with him he likes to chat and chat and chat which is fine but i don’t.. and he asks more personal#questions than when we’re just at his as if im gonna open up just bc we’re eating thai food 🙄🙄🙄🙄#like you Don’t get to know if im seeing anyone or if im queer or even if ive got fucking plans to go away with friends tbh#like deadbeat dads that try to emotionally manipulate their kids get minimal information actually !! 🤓☝️#stelle yaps#fuck sake#i knew he’d start doing this when my brother was back - he’s always played us off each other and he always gravitates towards whichever is#the ‘easiest’ child at the time which is my brother ever since i became an adult lmao#i just don’t tolerate his shit and i let him know it whereas e will play along#me and my dad are too similar in that we both know how to really cut deep in the other :/#it just all sucks#please please feel free to ignore#i just need to vent like hell bc he winds me up a treat so bad
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honestly? “Qui-Gon abused Obi-Wan” such a BORING ass take
#yaawwwwnnn#bro can’t you try any harder to think up something new#qui-gon wasn’t even like that in the film#if you can ignore ‘most clones don’t care about mandalorians’ from legends#you can ignore the stupid takes made on quigon in legends#0/10 not reading your fics or headcanons about it#qui-gon jinn#obi-wan kenobi#star wars
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Show us at least one picture you drew or sketched recently that you did not put on a public site. :3
One of those is genuinely rlly bad but tada--
The twinkified megatron will never see the light of day.
Anyways.
I was trying to learn shapes because trying to draw something geometric hurt my brain so bad
I did it without eraser to try to force myself to understand the shapes instead of getting the easy way out and just erase and try again every time i guess and get the lines wrong.
This is like a month old but still most recent that actually has shape. Nothing else
I like talking 🤣
#thank you for indulging me bro#avo speaks#you a real G#my entire sketchbook is just limbless sqq or me trying to draw cars and failing. or 'master studies'#some of the limbless sqqs are....something#i think ive only ever shown one of those#the rest suck ass. ill practice harder
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guess whos not going in at all this week, actually
#MY MANAGER EMAILED LIKE 2 HOURS B4 I HAD TO GO IN#she finally changed my schedule (1 day) to the night shift today#(i emailed her to be safe just kinda casually reaffirming im going in at the new time & then asking if any other shifts wanted 2 be changed#bcs that sounds great to me whstever option she goes with#she ignored that question & i get a new email from her asking if i completed a training. lets called it DOC#basically a long time ago she said 'i will send you DOC instructions soon' .. a few days pass and i get three 50 paged packets#one is called NAVIGATING DOC#im like oh ok cool that must be the DOC training shes talking abt bcs the other 2 packets were abt various trainings#NAH BRUH. APPARENTLY THE DAY IM SUPPOSED TO GO IN. SHE MESSAGES ME SOME ENTIRELY ALIEN PROGRAM#and is like 'u completed this right? cus if u didnt u cant come in today.'#LIKE?? MAYBE I WOULDA IF U SENT THE SHIT#but it's also like. dam i shouldve emailed prompting her to send what she said she would n clarifying BUT FUCK#WHY DO I GOTTA?? IM NOT THE MANAGER#she literally told me the name of the program rn thru email so i type it in and see like four hour long modules to complete#mind u i aint never even been informed a WHISPER abt this new program. nothings even labeled DOC TRAINING#but my struggle is. was i notified this?? and i just didnt see??? was i supposed to clarify with her what the DOC training was exactly??#the only thing ive heard abt doc training b4 this is 'i need to send u DOC training soon' in EMAIL. so i expected an alert#abt THE DOC TRAINING... in an EMAIL notification. WHAT THE HELL IS THIS#idk man#i dont even care bro like im busy as hell & the work is just to build clinic hours so i dont care abt the money factor#it's just like. can we get this first day jitters thing over with already?? im so over this bro#yaddayadda i emailed her an apology n ill be on that ASAP shit. but i did let her know i am basically justnnow seeing this site#n if there was any email or notif that couldve/tried to inform me of its existence 2 pls let me know / figure out how to find it#so the issue doesnt occur again & i dont have to keep botherinher which im so srry of bcs med is stress n shes just trying to get by#but still bro im a lil miffed bcs she probably thinks im stupid now and now im wondering if i AM#bcs WDYM ONLINE MODULES. AINT NOBODY SAID SH IT EVEN ABT THE EXISTENCE OF THEM!!! i wouldve pressed harder 4 clarification#if i knew it was an ONLINE MODULE i had to look out for on some randomass site i didnt even know the name of until now#instead of the EMAIL UVE BEEN 'COMMUNICATING' WITH ME ON#ARREGHHHHHHHH IM NOT STUPID. I SWEAR IM NOT STUPID FUCCK MY BAKA LIFE
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Time for more eternal gales isat au, this time featuring Sier as Isabeau, creating a sprite I can never use next to Aris’ because despite my best efforts it would make them look tall
#keese draws#eternal gales#oc#oc art#isat#in stars and time#this one didn’t take nearly as long as the aris one but I think I suffered for it more from the clothes alone#siffrin made me forget I suck at drawing clothes rip#this was also harder because of how much trickier it was to try and adapt siers design to feel fitting enough for my standards#they have a very stylized design compared to most of the others#I kind of took the lazy route out by keeping most of their original shapes in tact but it’s fine#sier in this au would serve the needed role of emotionally intelligent bestie who is also too scared to cross boundaries to do much#but despite this I do think they’d actually get the suspicion quest in this au#mostly because mase is a furry artist not a nerd and sier would be more likely to look at aris and go bro. are you in a fucking timeloop.#it also differs in that aris doesn’t yell at sier abt it instead looping before they can finish because she can’t handle hearing them be#right on the money about this thing that she thought she was handling perfectly#she doesn’t want to fail them she doesn’t want them to realize she’s failed them she doesn’t want to be a burden she doesn’t want them to#‘realize’ they’re better off without her#aris is Incredibly resistant to accepting help on most serious issues because shes convinced that it’s her responsibility to deal with it#by herself and that if she can’t then she’s a failure and worse than useless#I mean in canon eternal gales she literally loses her eye and arm because of that#in this au she just lost them how sif lost his eye but she still has. complexes abt all that.#but yeah sier also differs wildly from isa in many Many other ways as does the rest of the cast from their assigned characters#for sier they rly aren’t the jock of the group at all instead being more of the guy who keeps the mood lighthearted at all times lest they#die of stress because the others haven’t said anything in a whole 30 seconds#aka they’re the self assigned peacekeeper who doesn’t actually need to constantly keep the peace because no one’s fighting but they still#feel like they need to so they dance and dance and dance for their friends until they collapse from exhaustion#metaphorically ofc#this is why they’re both terrified to confront aris when she starts acting a bit fucked up but also why they still do sometimes anyways#they talk abt this a lil bit in their friend quest as they talk abt how they want to change but are scared to
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the white corys were so fucking easy to scoop out on Saturday. zero prey instinct. no attempt to escape or avoid at all. if i didnt already know theyre just Like This id think they were sick. theyre just stupid. theyre going to give me an ego thatll be defeated the first time i try to scoop any other fish
#toy txt post#i think the kuhlis in that tank. would also be easy. altho harder bc theyre more boisterous. but also i could prolly just#stick the net in and theyd swim into investigate. absolute dumbfucks. this behavior is really cute up until theres tubes with suction#in the tank that they can fit in that i really dont want them to go into. the 40gal water changes get sucked into a bucket now instead of#the sink. and i asked dad to clean the prefilters in the 90 after moving the corys over. hoping they wouldnt possibly be stupid enough to#swim near it and get stuck for the like maybe 20min??? that theyd be uncovered#then i notice only 1 white one swimming around and then i notice something stuck in the filter intake huh thats we#OH GOD THATS A FISH. god the fucking STRESS. that was so bad. its fine btw. i unplugged the filters pretty quick and got him unstuck#he was only in the opening of the tube. he was a bit dazed after but did get back to exploring. nemo attempt was foiled. its a lot less#cute irl. just Scary and horrible. hoping the bronze corys will teach them a little bit of fear for self preservation#they act like a proper fish#they have plenty of hiding spots so i do see them pretty often and theyre all pretty brave now. but they also dont try to SWIM UP THE#FUCKING TUUUUBES. god. so stressful#the clown pleco in the 40gal is the only one whos normal. bro doesnt want anything to do with me doesnt want to see or be seen by me.#bit sad but Correct
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I hate when people ask you something about an interest you have and when you answer they’re like “how do you know?” I’m going to murder you
#not in the curious way I mean the condescending way.#this is specifically about tarantula mating. no my tarantulas cannot mate. no they cant make a hybrid.#do i need to sit you down and tell you about mechanical isolation. they are two different genus'. yes theyre closely related.#no they cannot mate. tehy dont have compatable reproductive organs. do i need to sit you down and explain that or can you shut up when i sa#no they cant breed#like. again i love when ppl ask me stuff about bugs i love to infodump but like.#ok eyah this post is abt someone who keeps asking me this (nbh) and like. hes like why dont you breed your spiders#and im like oh well first of all theyre not mature seconf of all they cant even breed#and hes like oh just have them make a hybrid and im like no they cant breed they cant make a hybrid#AND HES LIKE. oh why dont you try tho like how do you know like what if they make a new species.#im going to kill youand hang you on a fucking meat hook ok ?#like. lIKE. HE DOENST LISTNEN TO ME WHEN I TELL HIM THINGS.'#do ineed to sit you down and tell you that the brachypelma genus' copulatory organs are too small compared to the tliltocatl's#do i need to tell you that the brachypelma genus' spermathica baseplate is much stronger and harder than the tliltocatl's. and therefore-#-the male tliltocatyl could not penetrate it. do i need to explain bug sex to you or are you gonna trust me bro#IKNOW WTA IM TALKIGN ABOUT PELALSSEE#not a big deal just. a major pet peeve of mine\#hollowspeak
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bro is sorry for your loss...
#posting this before i stare at it too long and start hating it#trying to practice freehanding my sketches like i would on paper but its a bit harder digitally#but hey! thats why we practice!#iasip#it's always sunny in philadelphia#sunny#sunnyblr#iasip fanart#charlie kelly#the gang finds a dead guy#godduh art#bros head is a circle#he looks so smug in this good lord#godduh speaks
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