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the lesson I'm taking away from this election is not that the Democrats need to become more left wing or more right wing but moreso that they need to find a way to cater their rhetoric towards people who genuinly have no idea what is going on. the target audience for every speech and political appearance should be someone who doesn't know what the three branches of government are because they were drawing a Cool S during high school civics

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(credit to @wilooHQ on twitter)

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netflix subtitles are great for when you want to read a caption with like 50% resemblance to what's being spoken

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I absolutely ADORE how Wilson is just reading the paper smiling to himself as House and Amber fight over him. Like for a guy who needs to be needed having the two most important people in his life fight over spending time with him, dude must have been so warm and fuzzy inside and probably at least half hard <3

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think the great thing about house md is that the characters really are just like that, not even exaggerated. house does not shut up about sleeping with wilson even though he claims they’re just bros, foreman complains about medical malpractice while stealing bone marrow and switching thirteens’s placebo, cameron marries a dying man and then sleeps with chase after she’s been on meth. then they sleep together again because they’re bored of watching their patients sleep patterns. chase is a blonde australian catholic, he’s one of the best surgeons in the hospital, he also kills a dictator. wilson is just some guy who’s been arrested before. he loves monster trucks, he’s had three failed marriages, he’ll give out his organs and blood at any given moment. something so wrong with them all but i love them very much.

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all of the ducklings reactions to House’s fake-cancer in season 3 are so in-character. Foreman holding case notes hostage because that means House has to listen while he tries to recite something nice but House STILL annoys him so much that he gives up halfway through. Chase straight up grabbing House for a hug and valiantly trying not to break down in tears. Cameron writing herself a rec letter on his behalf and then kissing him as a ruse to try and STEAL HIS BLOOD for testing. incredible. there is something so wrong with all of them

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this is absolutely sending me

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when a pelican bites you there's no malice in their eyes. they aren't upset at you. they are just hungry and want to see if you fit in their mouths. and if you don't then it's no problem and everything is fine. and if you do then well i guess your fate is sealed but that's ok it's a beautiful animal

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Today at 11:36 PM I was forever changed by this video so I'm sharing it with you - this is the GOOD supernatural that lives in everyone's heads

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I think Batman might be fr when he says "he will never be able to come back" if he kills one person, he adopted one child and wasn't in fact able to come back

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I know it's not people's faults for not knowing, but I still get extremely annoyed at people saying stuff like "why are ghosts always represented by sheets? I guess people used to just be scared of sheets."

They aren't ghosts because they're covered in a sheet, they're covered in a sheet because back in the day, they wrapped dead bodies in sheets when they buried them. The ghosts are wrapped in burial shrouds because that's what they were buried in.

People weren't scared of sheets, they were scared of the corpse UNDER the sheet.

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when I was a kid I thought the weather guy on TV controlled the weather and he was just telling us what he was gonna do for the next few days. when he said "30% chance of rain Thursday" I thought he was just guessing how likely it was he'd wake up in a rain mood that morning

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this is so fuckin funny