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trc fandom please is anybody out there

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Turns out the acomplises of the con man don't reap the benefits either.

Leopards ate my face

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Mainly because I’m Batman.

that’s a lie i would rather die than lose my kids

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Cas with Dean vs. with literally anybody else

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'ao3 needs a like and dislike button'

what you need, my algorithm-rotten minded friend, is a grip

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Update! Luigi's Attorney Dickey confirms that his "outburst" where he tells the cameras that this is unjust, was because he was never read his miranda rights and was under the impression at that time that he was being denied the right to a fair trial, an attorney, or any legal representation.

He is angry and terrified in that footage because they have failed to follow basic procedure to inform him that he has any rights at all. This is a major red flag of police corruption. This is UNACCEPTABLE and further means any interrogation they did of him is unlawful, and inadmissible in court.

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Plot twist: the two boys you're choosing between are polyamorous, but they also hate eachother's guts so you still have to pick one

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genuinely sam winchester would've been a better character if they'd let him continue to be an unhinged weirdo. WHERE did his psychic powers go? he should've been tormented by them on the reg. we needed a btvs style ep of him hearing everyone's thoughts where at first he's like hey neat i can use this but then he tunes in to cas and dean as they are staring intently at one another across a diner table and thereafter he literally flees any room the two of them are in like fellas i've decided. i'm a little bit homophobic. just for you guys though. sort that out goodbye

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human cas thinking he's dying and confessing his love is like. the comic potential there. just. imagine never having been human before and getting. a migraine. a high fever flu. a nosebleed. a stubbed toe. a tummy ache. an infected nick from shaving. minimum once a week cas steels himself and goes to dean like, dean i think i am dying, ready to lay his heart on the floor at dean's feet and dean is like nah buddy you ate 3 burritos you just need some pepto

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what if cas had been human longer and actually stayed in the bunker, though. things like this could've happened:

"he's a weird, dorky, little guy" how little dean. tell us. (aka dean needs that extra inch of height or his worldview shatters like a stepped-on corn chip)

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rewatching spn and seeing the ol' cajun sidepiece in his leatherman hat and his workshirt and high-waisted pants is just so. it's sssooooo, it's all so... queer. their whole thing. the whole parallel with amelia the whole "you and andrea held me accountable" sam literally acting like a snotty teen who hates his dad's new boyfriend, dean saying that benny has never let him down and sam going full bitch as if he didn't just fuck off for a year and hit a dog while dean was on his gay angel quest in the desaturated woods of the beautiful PNW also the lingering moment of Benny staring at dean's throat with devouring hunger (for his blood but we know, we know how it goes...) the brokeback strings when benny gets in his car and drives away.....

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i want an au where cas is highly competent but immediately acts dumb as a brick when Dean offers him help. ex: cas is in the hardware store with a full cart and his ron swanson “i know more than you” ready to launch but then the guy in the little employee vest is dean babygirl winchester and cas is immediately like what is a vice grip. why can’t i hammer screws. and before he knows it he’s feeling very guilty because dean is at his house building his deck for him with his shirt off and cas had to park his truck one block over because it literally has his contracting company’s name on it

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love how dean is like "i learned to shoot when i was knee-high to a grasshopper and i've killed things the average person couldn't begin to imagine" but he's also. like. squeamish. babygirl sees something regular normal-yucky and goes through all five stages of grief

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i was thinking the other day how we tend to draw cas and dean (correctly tbh) like

but in doing so we are betraying another fundamental dynamic of theirs which is more like,

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I think we really dont talk enough about the fact that cannonically all three of Wilson's wives fucking hated House. He's such a homewrecker. Like Bonnie at least blamed him for their divorce. The other 2 probably did as well. Insane relationship to have with your best friend.

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sometimes when I’m being especially self deprecating and convinced no one likes me I have to tell myself “you’re being goob. you are being goob right now”