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samandcolbyownme · 4 months ago
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IM ALSSSSOOOOOOO IN NEED OF MORE SOLBY FICS OR LIKE FLUFFY SOLBY SUGGESTIVE BUT NOT SMUTTY UGH ITS A CRAVING
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Warnings: alcohol, mentions of reader being drunk, flirtatious vibes, secret relationship, throuple, sexual tension, flirting, maybe some innuendos
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“What’s up guys, Sam, Colby, and our good friend, y/n, come at you live from our living room.” Colby laughs, “I’m starting to regret this decision, but we asked you guys to send us some juicy, mouth watering truth or drink questions to answer..”
“And that’s exactly what we’re going to do.” Sam nods, looking at you and Colby, “Who’s ready to get drunk at-“ he checks his watch, “Five p.m on a Tuesday?”
“Me, because I’m not answering shit.” You laugh, “No I’m kidding.”
“My money is on y/n being the first one even slightly tipsy.” Colby points to you and you scoff, “Really?” You motion to Sam, “My money is on him.”
“You guys were betting?” Sam asks, his tone kinda sad and, normally, you would go with the joke and give him a kiss as an apology, but this time, you can’t.
The fans don’t know that you managed to bag both guys who are sitting on either side of you, and you hope that you can make it through this without giving up that secret.
“I mean, we can.” Colby smirks, “Twenty bucks says y/n will be drunk first.”
“Thirty bucks says Sam will get drunk first.” You laugh and Sam scoffs and looks into the camera, “You guys better help me out because I got forty bucks on Colby.”
You lean forward, watching the comments on the laptop screen flood in, “You guys have no faith in me at all, do you?” You laugh, “Let’s find out. First question.”
You pull up your phone, going into the shared note, “Mm, okay.” You reread it one more time before setting your phone in your lap, “what was the last thing you lied about?”
Colby raises his brows, “I can’t say.”
“Why?” You ask, knowing the last thing he lied about was calling you their good friend.
“Because, I can’t.” Colby pours some vodka into the shot glass and takes it, cringing as he takes a sip of his truly, “Oh, fuck. I hate doing these.”
“Well I’m safe because the last thing I lied about was what time I was getting up this morning.” Sam laughs, “I was going to get up early, go for a run, but..” he glances at you, “my body needed more sleep so.”
“Well you were up late editing so.” You shrug, “Understandable. Anyway. Sam. Go.”
Sam pulls up his phone, scrolling through the note, “Ah ha. Okay.” He brings his phone down, “You guys sent in some good ones.”
Sam tilts his head back to rest against the couch, “Have you ever sent a text to the wrong person, and if so. Who was it for and who did it go to?”
“Goddamn. Getting specific, I see. Um..” Colby thinks and you raise your hand, “I accidently sent a text to you when it was for Colby.”
You look into the camera, “No. it’s not what you think.”
It’s exactly what they think.
“I um..” Colby laughs, “I accidently sent a text to my mom one time, don’t ask me how I managed it because to this day it still haunts me, but I meant to say, fuck, what was it.” Colby snaps, “Oh, it was something along the lines of I hope you’re ready for tomorrow sweet cheeks, and it was supposed to go to Sam.”
“How-“ you laugh as Colby cuts you off, “I don’t know! I do not know.”
“Oh my god. Is that why your mom calls you sweet cheeks?” Sam leans over laughing, “I’ll have to ask her about that.”
“Moving on.” Colby brings up his phone and sighs, “Time for me to win this bet.” He puts his phone down, bringing it back up to read the question correctly, “
“Have you ever caught one of the others during it?” Colby tilts his head, “I assume they mean doin’ the nasty, so that’s what I’m going to go with.”
You immediately lean forward to fill your shot glass and Sam does the same.
Colby scoffs, “Not one of you is going to explain?”
“Nope.” You clink your glass with Sam’s and you both take the shot.
You groan as you bring your can up to your lips to get rid of the straight alcohol taste, “I’m good on that.” You smirk, tilting your head, “My turn.”
You scroll and stop, smirking as you tilt your head back, “Have you ever had a threesome?”
All of your answers are yes, and all of you give it away with the smirks and blush laying on your cheeks.
“Do we have to say when or explain anything?” Colby asks and you shake your head, “Nope, just a yes or no answer.”
“Theeeeen….” Colby laughs nervously, “Yeah, yeah I have.”
“Yup.” Sam smirks, “Anyway, okay. Um..” He picks up his phone and you lean forward, watching at the chat blows up.
User1: I NEED TO KNOW WHO
User2: THEY ALL HAD A THREE SOME
User3: I THINK THEY DID IT BUT I JUST CAN’T PROVE IT
“Hey.” You laugh slightly, “No body. No crime, right?”
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You were trying your best to pretend like you were sober, but you infact weren’t.
Sam and Colby had been trying to win this bet, that wasn’t even serious, but little do you know, it’s not about money at all.
The money is for show.
“How are we feelin’ guys?” Colby asks with a slight laugh, “Drunk yet?”
You shake your head, “No, I feel.. I feel fine.”
“You sure?” Sam squints, “because half of that bottle is gone and I know that it was more you than us.” Sam laughs and you point to him, “You’re drunk.”
“I am not.”
“You are.” You smirk, biting onto your lip to stifle your laugh. You wanted to kiss him more than anything but you still had some level of restrain left, even if you were a little drunk.
“I won’t admit it until you admit it.” Sam argues and you roll your eyes, “Good luck.” You scroll on your phone, “Okay. Back to the game.”
You giggle as you read over the one question, “Okay. Have you ever made a sex tape?”
“Not yet.” Colby mumbles into his drink, “I mean.” He lifts his head, “No.”
Once again, chat goes absolutely berserk.
User4: DID HE JUST SAY NOT YET COLBY
User5: COOOOOOLBYYYYYYY
User6: Sam. We’re waiting for your answer give it to us
User7: NOT YET AASGHDKDLDL COLBY
You laugh, looking over at Sam, “They want your answer, b-“ you correct yourself, fast, “Sam.”
“I mean, no, but do I want to?” He smirks and shrugs his shoulder, “Who knows.”
“Oooooooh.” Colby drags out and you look at him, “You’re drunk.”
He nods, “Yes ma’am. I am.”
Sam jumps up, arms raised, “Fuck yeah!”
“You’re drunk, too!” You point to Sam and he plops back down onto the couch, taking a long sip of his truly, “Yeah, okay. I am.”
You look at the camera, “So.. since I’m the last one to announce that I am in fact kinda drunk.. doesn’t that make me the winner?”
“No! You can’t-“ Colby scoffs, “not fair! Not fair!”
User8: Y/n wins!
User9: TEAM Y/N TEAM Y/N TEAM Y/N
User10: BAHAHAHAA THIS IS SO FUNNY
“Seeeee!” You point to the screen, “They say I win. I am the winner.” You look between Sam and Colby and you lean back, watching as Sam stands up, “I’ll be right back. I need another drink.”
“Get me one?” You ask and Colby chimes in, “I need one, too.”
Sam groans as he walks away but turns around to smile at you. You shake your head and look at Colby, “you should scare Sam when he comes back in.”
“How?” He asks with a laugh, “Oh!” He hangs over the back of the couch, flopping to the floor.
“What are you doing?” You look over the couch at Colby and he puts his finger to his lips, “I’m not here.”
You turn around laughing and your phone goes off. You lift it up and see that it’s a text from Sam.
I wish I could kiss you
You smirk at the text, typing back your reply.
I wish I could kiss you. You both look so good tonight.
You set your phone down and watch as Sam walks back into the room, handing you your drink. He looks around, “Where’d Co-“
“Raahhhh!” Colby jumped up from behind the couch, scaring both you and Sam.
“Jesus fuck- Colby!” Sam yells, “You almost got your drink served hard and fast.” He furrows his brows, slowly turning around to sit down next to you, “Wait I-“
You and Colby both die laughing and Sam shakes his head, “I didn’t mean it like that.”
Sam extends his arm out behind your head and you let out a sigh as you tilt your head back, “I think.. I need a nap.”
“A nap? It’s only..” Sam looks at his watch, “Seven.”
“So bedtime then.” You laugh and Colby scoffs, “You don’t want to keep this party going?”
You look at him and shrug, “Depends on where you wanna go, Colbs.”
“I have an idea.” Sam chimes in, “But I’m just- see you guys in the next one! Bye!”
You watch as Sam turns off the live, “You know they think-“
“Let them think what they want.” Sam plops back down next to you and grabs your face. He pulls you in for a kiss and leans back, “I’ve wanted to do that all fucking night.”
You turn to look at Colby who sits down next to you, “Your turn.” You smirk and reach up to cup his cheek, “Been wanting you all night, too.”
Colby leans in, pressing a kiss to your lips, “I don’t want to rain on anyone’s parade, but this alcohol kicked my ass.”
You and Sam nod, “Yeah.” You say as you nod, “I feel you on that one.”
“First one to wake up has to initiate it?” Sam tilts his head and you lean in, kissing his cheek, “You are so on.”
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I hope you liked this! Thank you sooo much for reading! I love you all so much, and I’ll see you in the next one!
Likes and reblogs are majorly appreciated!
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reneesghostinthelivingroom · 2 months ago
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hiya absolutely love you writing. could I please request masc!reader x Regina George or maybe poly plastics. R presents themselves as a dom but in reality Regina is almost always on top. Maybe this gets revealed in a game of truth or dare after r is acting bratty and pretending to be a top. If your comfortable maybe when they go back home Regina punishes r.
Dare to Top
|| Regina George x nonbinary!masc!reader
|| Warnings; takes place after everything so everyone's in the same friend group, make out scene, implications of sex, drunk reader and regina, underage drinking, short drabble
|| Summary; reader definitely likes having people think they're the top. during a game of truth or dare when they're asked which is the top and they say them, regina takes matters into her own hands and proves them wrong.
Requests open!
Started; September 19th
Finished; September 21st
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You, Regina, Gretchen, Karen, Cady, Aaron, Janis and Damian all sat around in a circle at a party. Playing a game of truth or drink.
"Okay, I think it's Janis' turn to ask a question." Cady said, trying to recall who hasn't gone yet.
Janis looked directly at you with a grin and you immediately had a bad feeling about whatever it was she was about to do.
"Y/N, Truth or Drink?" She asked.
"Drink." You were about to take a drink when you felt Regina's hand stop you, she leaned her chest against your back as she smirked. Whispering into your ear but still loud enough for everyone to hear.
"You've picked that the last three times, baby. Switch it up." Regina told you, you gave her a side eye but the gaze in her eyes got you to listen.
"Truth." You muttered, bracing yourself for whatever Janis was going to ask.
Her grin widened.
That worried you.
"Who's the top between you and Regina?" Janis asked, knowing full well what the answer probably was but she wanted the chance to mess with you.
You blushed deeply and very confidently answered," me. I top."
The others gave you some side glances as if saying 'yeah sure, Y/N'. While Cady and Karen both just looked confused.
"Wait do you have a bunk bed , Y/N?" Karen asked.
Regina and Janis burst out laughing at that.
"Karen, baby, no." Gretchen rested her hand on Karen's while she tried not to laugh too, leaving Karen more confused as she looked at her.
"Top what then? Top shelf?" Karen continued, Gretchen just shook her head and sighed.
"Girl, stay innocent." Damian said with a laugh.
Once Regina settled down, she leaned over and whispered in your ear," you know that isn't true, baby."
You shivered at the feeling of her lips just barely brushing against your skin, causing her to smirk as her hand snaked around the back of your neck. Her nails lightly scratching against the skin there.
You tried your best to focus on the game and not show any visible reaction to what Regina was doing to you. Since that would absolutely give away to the fact that you had lied. So you tried your hardest to play it cool.
When the party was over, Regina took you back to her place. The both of you stumbling over each other with drunken giggles as you made it to her room.
Regina pulled you towards her bed and pinned you down with her signature smirk," still certain you're the top, baby?" She murmured against your neck, lips just barely touching before she kissed you there.
"I-" You tried to protest but her lips moved from your neck to your lips, shutting up whatever you were going to say almost immediately.
You melted into the kiss, meeting her lips with an intense desire.
When she pulled away, you were left panting for air. Staring into her eyes.
"I think you need a reminder, hm?" Regina teased, her eyes trailing down your body before coming back to look at your lips.
"I..." You tried speaking again, but she shushed you with a hand over your mouth.
"No talking, baby." Regina whispered as she worked to get you out of your clothes.
Safe to say she definitely reminded you who was the top that night.
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shesmore-shoebill · 2 months ago
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asking amanda lehan canto if she's attracted to any of her coworkers is the funniest thing inaginable to me because of course the answer is an immediate yes. the only ambiguity was who was going to get mentioned in the answer askgjsgjshakfjs
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roxygeeks95 · 19 days ago
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I WROTE A THING! Cheers to my first EndHawks contribution 🎉🦅❤️🔥
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beesposting · 2 months ago
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shayne and amanda on truth or drink!!
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letsgofullpogue · 2 years ago
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OUTER BANKS CAST PLAYS TRUTH OR DRINK via Cut
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favouritestranger · 5 months ago
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Let's play truth or drink, except you can't drink at all. Yeah, tell me the truth finally.
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kingingqueen · 7 months ago
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200+ truth or drink  Questions For Couples And Adults
A lively gathering filled with laughter and the thrill of truth or drink can bring people closer together while encouraging honesty and creating unforgettable memories. If this kind of atmosphere excites and thrills you, prepare for some extraordinary stories and heartfelt confessions to unfold! With this blog post, we dive deep into the realm of truth or drink, offering over 200 engaging…
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lullambii · 2 months ago
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There are many reasons it’s called the "Well of Sorrows". Solas knows it best but never wanted to tell you about it...
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jade-bright · 19 days ago
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Derek, texting: Hey Mom, is it cool if I go to a party tonight?
Talia, texting: Will you be drinking?
Derek: No?
Talia: Will you be doing drugs?
Derek: No...
Talia: Will you be having sex?
Derek: Maybe?
Talia: Then why are you going? Wait, better question, where are you actually going?! And who is really texting me?
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Stiles, turning to Derek while holding Derek's phone: Kochanie! She's on to you, what do you want me to say?
Derek, fighting an omega he was told to stay away from: Just tell her we're fucking and that I'll get back to her!
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samandcolbyownme · 1 year ago
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Summary: I've had a few anonymous requests for another truth or drink video, so I'm just going to combine them all.
Warnings: SMUT18+, strong language, solby low key flirting and teasing reader while they try to act like just friends, spicy and nsfw questions and answers, unprotected sex, oral (all), hair pulling, creampie, biting, scratching, spicy fluff pack-a-punched with filth, mainly at the end
I wasn't going to put any smut in here at first, but then I had an idea and changed my mind to add a little bit, so enjoy it.
Word count: 5.3k
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A smile appears on your freshly painted lips as you hear the door open. You turn around to see Colby walk in, "You about ready, babe?"
You set your lipstick down and spin, "Do I look ready?"
He eyes you up and down and bites his bottom lip, "You look like you're ready for something." He walks over, leaning down as his hands hold your waist.
"You're going to get lipstick on your lips." You tilt your head back and look up at him and he shrugs, "Aw well." He presses his lips to yours and you smile within the kiss.
He leans back, "Wait till Sam sees you." He steps back and looks you up and down again, "keeping us on the D.L is going to be hard, especially when I'm drunk."
You laugh and reach up to wipe the lipstick off his lips and he gently bites your finger with a loud, "Rah."
You jump slightly and push his chest, "not cool." He laughs and hugs you from behind as you lean down to check your makeup.
"You look fine, babe. I'm tellin ya. You always look fine." He spins you around and cups your face.
You smile up at him and let out a slight whine, "This is going to be so hard."
He lays his arms over your shoulders and sighs, "I know, but just think of how much fun it's going to be." He walks you out of your room and into the room you're filming and going live in.
"Alright who's ready to get dru-" Sam stops talking as he turns around. You look at him, "What? Did I over do it?"
He shakes his head, "No I don't think we did enough."
"Excuse me, I think I look pretty damn good." Colby pulls the collar of his black hoodie and fixes his hat.
Sam nods, "Yeah, yeah." He walks over, pulling you away from Colby, "You look great." He brushes hair from your face, "Are you nervous?"
You shrug, "Kind of. Considering this is my first truth or drunk video with you guys as your secret girlfriend." You lay your hands on his shoulders, "But as Colby said." You glance over at him and his eyes are still on you.
You smile and look back to Sam, "Think of how much fun it'll be."
He nods, "it'll be super fun. Just act like we're all friends who haven't seen each other naked or anything like that."
You roll your eyes, "Kinda hard when I already wanna rip that cute little xplr shirt off your body."
He laughs, "Trust me. That little crop top won't last once the lives over."  He turns to Colby, "Ready?"
Colby nods, "Let's do it!"
You walk over to the chair infront of the computers and sit down while Sam checks to make sure everything is sitting and angled properly, "Alright. Here.. we.. go."
Colby moves to sit close behind you and Sam on the bean bag chair. His fingers gently brush your skin where your shirt and jeans don't meet until Sam starts the camera and goes live, "Heyoooo!"
"What is up guys?!" Colby leans forward, "How many people we got in here?" His eyes go wide and he looks from you to Sam, "Holy shit. Four thousand and counting."
"That shit will probably up to fourteen thousand any second now." You laugh and lean forward to look, your eyes move down to the comments and you smile, "Aww! Thank you guys! I do feel Bonita today, yes!"
Sam and Colby smile and look back to the screen. Sam leans back, "we're just going to give it a few more minutes until more people join. How are you guys in the computer screen doing today?"
You smile as the chat fills with everyone saying how they're doing and that they're better now that they're watching and talking with Sam and Colby.
"Yes, we do have y/n here with us today. We finally talked her into doing another.." Colby drums the desk and both him and Sam, in a sing songy voice say, "Truth or Drink videeeoooo!"
You laugh at them, shaking your head, "I don't know how, or why I'm here, but it's too late now. I'm already in the danger zone."
"Yeah, you're stuck with us." Sam says and Colby nods squeezing your shoulder gently, "you have to answer some questions for us first. Colby looks in the camera, "They're juicy ones this time."
"Oh, so you mean, you're gonna embarrass me infront of.." you laugh and lean forward, "Ten thousand people?"
"Is it ten? Holy shit." Sam says and they both lean forward, "Wow, well thank you guys for joining us, so without further ado. I think we should do rock papers scissors to see who goes first."
You smirk, "Alright." You make a fist with one hand and lay your hand out flat with your other. In unison, all three of you shout out, "Rock, paper, scissors, shoot!"
You make paper with your hand laying flat, Sam chooses rock, and Colby chooses scissors.
"Of course you would choose scissors." You laugh and Colby brings his split fingers up to his mouth and sticks his tongue out before laughing.
Sam just stares at him and shakes his head, "Alright.. I actually have no idea to decide who won, you guys can figure that out. I think we're just going to let ladies go first so.. Colby."
Sam laughs as Colby's mouth drops open and you cover your mouth to hide your laugh.
"That hurt man." Colby pretends to cry and you shake your head as you draw a card from the pile, "okay.." you read over the question and smirk, "You guys are going to love this."
You lean forward, looking at Sam, "what's the weirdest place you've had sex?"
He smirks and you can see his cheeks turn a slight pink color, "Oh god, starting out strong I see.. um.." he moves his chair back and fourth as he thinks, "I don't know honestly."
"Should we count that?" You look at Colby and Colby purses his lips together, "Mm. Nahh. Give him the vodka."
You pout to Sam, "Sorry, Sam." You laugh as he rolls his eyes, "Uh huh." He laughs and takes the bottle, "Oh wait. We actually got y/n something as a welcome back gift. Hold on."
Sam gets up and leaves the room and you look at Colby confused, "What?"
Sam comes back in and hands you a shot glass, "We got y/n a heart shaped shot glass for this special occasion, isn't it adorable?" He holds the other two up for the viewers to see and reads the comments, "matching shot glasses, that's adorable.. of course we had to match."
You smile, taking the glass in your hand, “Aww! Thanks guys!”
He sits down and you pour him a shot, "Have at it, Golbach."
You had to admit, it was strangely weird to act like you guys were just friends. You never called him by his last name, it was always a cute pet name or something.
He sighs, "Yeah, bottoms up." He takes his shot, cringing slightly and Colby laughs, "Atta boy!" He pats his back and nods to Sam, "Your turn, brother."
Sam glances up at you as he grabs a card and leans back in his chair, "Colby. What's the kinkiest thing you've ever tried in the bedroom?"
You smirk and turn to him, away from the camera because you know this answer.
He sucks his teeth and sighs, "All I'm gunna say is tied wrists. Thats it." He motions out in front of him, "That's all you get." He screams as he points to the camera and laughs.
"Really?" Sam asks tilting his head, "I would have never thought you were into being tied up, but okay."
You laugh and look at Colby. He closes his eyes and tilts his head, talking in a prim and proper tone, "Nothing wrong with a little silk ribbon around my wri-" he breaks out laughing, "I'm kidding I'm kidding."
He leans forward, pressing his hand down onto the arm of your chair as he grabs a card. You catch a glimpse of it and you know he'll be coming for you.
"Ah ha ha." He turns his head to you, "Y/n."
"Colby." You lean back, crossing your arms, "What can I answer for you?"
"Do you.. have any sex toys?" He presses his lips together and smirks, already knowing the answer because he literally used one on you last night.
"Do I have to be specific?" You raise your brows and Colby looks at the card, "Actually, yeah. It says, if yes, which ones?"
Without saying another word, you grab your heart shaped glass and Sam groans, "What? You don't want to share with everyone?"
You shake your head, trying to hide your smirk as you pour a shot and take it, "Nope."
Sam bites down on his lip as he watches you wipe the corner of your mouth off.
He too, obviously, knows.
"No fun." He laughs and you so badly want to say something along the lines of, you would know wouldn't you, but that's just a recipe for disaster.
"Alright." You pick up a card and smirk as you turn to Colby, "Colby. Have you ever recorded yourself getting it on?"
"I have no comment about that one. Give me a shot." He laughs slightly, smiling as Sam gets him a shot.
You immediately look at the comments and it's bussing with capital letters and the word 'WHAT' over and over again.
You laugh, "No because that's my reaction too." You say to the camera, "Literally, what!?"
Colby looks at you with a smirk, mocking your words, "Literally, what!?" He nods, "Have you?"
He only asked that because all of you have videos of sex, sex, and more sex in your hidden folder.
You groan, "Colby, don't do this." You laugh and nod to Sam, "Might as well pour me one, too."
"Damn. I would have never guessed that you were into that." Sam shakes his head, "it's always the innocent looking ones." He laughs as he hands you the glass and you take a deep breath before knocking it back, "Fuck. That's so gross."
"Does that count as my question or?" Colby looks between you and Sam and Sam shakes his head, "Nah, draw a card."
Colby nods and reaches up for one, giggling to himself before sighing, "Sam. Sam. Sam!" He looks at Sam and sighs, "Have you ever had a secret relationship?"
Sam purses his lips together, trying not to smile or do anything to give it away that he’s currently in one now.
You let out a low, "Oooh." Sam looks up at you and nods, "Yes, I have, actually."
"Really?" You tilt your head forward, "Wowee."
"Sneaky little thing aren't cha." Colby chuckles and Sam shrugs, "Yeah, yeah." He picks up a card and looks at you, "Are you more dominant.. or submissive?"
You smirk and sigh, "I guess it depends on who the person is.." your eyes quickly move to Colby before looking back at Sam, ".. but.. I will say.. I don’t mind getting tossed around, so.. yeah."
"Daaamn." Colby says, smiling, "Would have never guessed it."
"What do I look like a pillow princess or something?" You laugh slightly and hold your hand up, "Don't answer that." You point to the camera, "That goes for you guys too."
You laugh and pick up a card, "Hmm. Colby." You turn to him and cross your leg, "What is one thing on your cellphone that you would or do hide from everyone?"
You smirk, knowing that the answer is nudes.
Your nudes to be exact.
He lets out a loud laugh, "Wouldn't you like to know."
"Actually." Sam laughs, "Yeah, very much so." Colby sighs, "Fine.. it's give me a shot of that alcohol." He laughs and Sam sighs, "I knew you wouldn't spill." He pours Colby a shot and hands it to him.
You bite the inside of your lip as you watch him take it with ease. The couple shots you had really loosened you up.
Soon, you'll really have to watch what you say.
"Shit." Colby groans, "Can I have a card please?" You reach up, handing him a card and his fingers brush yours.
You know what he's doing.
Sam smirks as he glances up at you and turns to Colby. Colby clears his throat, "Alright, so the question is, have you ever had a dirty conversation with someone over text, and the person I want to answer is.." he points, "Sam."
Sam sighs, "I mean.. yeah.. who hasn't though, really?"
"One more thing, you have to tell us who." Colby chuckles and Sam shakes his head, "automatic no." He looks over at you as he grabs the bottle, "I can't do that."
"Why not?" You ask tilting your head, "The chat wants to know." You motion to the computer and smirk.
"Of course they do." He laughs and you watch as he takes his shot. He sets the small glass down and glances to Colby, "You're just setting me up to get drunk, aren't you?"
Colby laughs and nods, "I mean yeah. Thats the fun right?" He moves forward, linking his arm between the arm resting of the chair and your thigh.
Sam grabs a card, "y/n, do you enjoy dirty talk?"
You have a whore mouth when it comes to Sam and Colby, so yes. You do.
"I mean.." you shrug and tilt your head, "I guess I do."
"Interesting." Sam tosses the card down, "Follow up question, I'm sure everyone wants to know, what's your favorite thing to say?"
"I'm not answering that." You laugh and slide your glass over for Sam to fill.
"Oh come on! Humor us, y/n." Colby nudges your leg and you laugh, "Maybe.. I'll tell you guys later on." You glance at the camera before taking your shot.
"Holding you to that because I wanna know." Colby laughs and you roll your eyes because he knows what your favorite thing to talk dirty about is.
"Uh huh. Sure." You set your glass down and pick up a card, "Umm..." you look between Sam and Colby and smile, "Colby." You turn to him slightly, "Have you ever hooked up with a friend?"
He stares at you for a few second and you lean in towards him slightly, "You gunna answer the question?"
"Yeah. I have and it was great." He tilts his head as he speaks and laughs, "I'm not saying who, though. That's a no go miss ma'am."
"Alright sassy pants." You laugh, knowing he’s talking about you. You look at the chat, "Oh gosh. I'm going to clear that up right now, it was not me.” You pause and point, “It was Sam."
Sam leans forward as he laughs, "Oh yeah, who couldn't resist this big sexy man." Sam blindly runs his hand over Colby's face and they both laugh.
"My turn again? Holy fuck." Colby lays his hand on your knee as he leans forward and you try to pay no attention to it by picking at your nails.
"Uh oh." Sam says, causing you to look at him, "What?"
"He's got that smirk. Must be a good question." Sam laugh slightly and Colby looks up, still smirking, "What is the dirtiest text you've received? Describe in as much detail as possible."
You look at Sam and he looks at you as you both remember the nasty, detailed text message you sent him two nights ago while he was out doing an investigation.
"Yeah not happening." He shakes his head as he pours himself a shot and takes it.
"Booo!" Colby says while cupping his hand around his mouth. You join in, "Yeah, what Colby said, booooo!"
Sam rolls his eyes while trying not to laugh at the two of you. He sighs as he picks up a card, "ah, okay." He turns to you, "how many nudes of yourself do you have on your phone?"
"Do you want an exact number?" You raise your eyebrows and laugh. Sam holds his hands out to the side of him, "hit me."
You grab your phone, going into your hidden folder and sighing, "one eighteen."
"Jesus Christ." Sam's mouth drops and Colby claps his hands together, pressing his fingers to his lips as he smiles, "Good lord."
You shrug, "nothing wrong with being confident, right?"
"Absolutely not, you're right." Colby nods and Sam shakes his head, "I didn't think it was that many, honestly."
He sure did. He has them all, just like Colby does.
"Really? Why?" You laugh slightly and he shrugs, "I don't even know how to answer that." He laughs and Colby points to the pile of cards, "Your turn, mama."
Your head snaps towards Colby, panic in your eyes and Sam laughs, "Are you that drunk already?"
Colby covers his face, falling back as he screams into his hands, "I don't know why I said that!"
Your mouth hangs open in shock as you look at the screen, "oh my god, guys." You laugh as you read over the chat.
@/username1: COLBY BROCK WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY!????
@/username2: HE SAID WHAT
@/username3: MAMA did he just say YOUR TURN MAMA!? what the fuckkkkk
@/username4: WHATS GOING ON HERE!?
@/username5: I can SMELL the seggual tension from my bedroom in FLORIDA
@/username6: PLEASEEEE IK HE DID NOT JUST SAY THAT!!!
@/username7: Y/n and Colby have soooo hooked up
@/username8: NAH ain't no mf way that man just called her MAMA on a LIVE broadcast
@/username9: OH TO BE CALLED MAMA BY COLBY BROCK
@/username10: that was NOT an accident ohhhh my goddddd
Colby sits up, "I didn't.." he laughs, shaking his head as he lays his head on Sam's leg, "I can't recover from this."
"No, brother you can not." Sam lays a hand on his shoulder, "It's okay, buddy. Let it out." Colby pretends to cry into Sam's lap and you just sit there, laughing as you read the screen, "Calm down you guys."
Your eyes move over the screen, laughing as you read the chat.
@/username11: You can’t tell me there isn’t anything going on with them
@/username12: I think y/n has a secret
@/username13: Y/N! BLINK IF YOU LIKE COLBY
@/username14: PLEASE oh my god I’m so glad I joined this live
@/username15: God these edits are going to be so fucking GOOOD
You laugh as you turn back to face them, "Anywho. Back to this stupid game." You pick up a card and sigh, "Oh great." You snort and look up, "Colby. What was your last lie all about?"
You smirk, knowing damn well it had just happened.
He calls you that all the time.
"Give me the bottle." He sits up and takes it from Sam, chugging a little bit before handing it back.
"That was a lot." Sam chuckles, "Here buddy. I'll drink some with you." Sam chugs some too and hands you the bottle, "Um. No thanks."
Sam pouts, "Come on, our friend needs us right now." He tries to hold back his laughter but fails as you take the bottle, drinking some, too.
"I really didn't wanna get fucked up." You laugh, "I'm already buzzing."
"I think Colby beat us to it." Sam laughs and Colby groans, "I hate myself." He laughs and picks up a card, "Sam, If you could kiss someone right now, who would it be?"
Sam looks at Colby and starts to lean in. Colby leans in until they both start laughing and Sam takes the bottle, "That's a secret." He drinks some and sets it down to grab a card.
"That bottle is almost gone." You point and laughs, "Holy fuck."
"I didn't even realize that." Colby holds it up, "We did a hurtin' on this thing."
Sam starts to laugh, "Describe the last dirty dream you had." He looks at you, "Y/n."
You think for a moment, "I honestly can't remember. All of my dreams are fucking weird to where I can't run or throw a punch correctly."
You lied. The last dream you had was about Sam and thinking about it makes you want to recreate it with him right now.
You look at the chat, laughing about some people still being caught up on the whole Colby calling you mama thing.
@/username16: I can’t get over the fact that Colby called y/n mama what the helllll
@/username17: no bc same! You don’t just call someone mama if there isn’t anything happening like huhhhh
@/username18: JUST PLEASE give a sign we’re BEGGING on our kneeees begging
"Fair enough." Sam says and you look at him with a smirk as you pick up a card, "Do you like to be called daddy?" You look at Colby and he smirks, "Mm." He nods, "maybe not all the time, but yeah."
He hides his face, "Fuck." He laughs into his hands and pulls them away, leaning forward to grab a card, "Sam. If you could have sex with one person for the rest of your life, who would it be and why?"
Sam smirks and laughs, "I mean.. I could tell you the why part, but I'm not saying who so." He leans forward, eyes moving from your cleavage to your face, "Might as well just drink."
You motion for him to take it and he smiles as his eyes scan over the chat, "You guys are absolutely insane." He shakes his head before drinking, "Shit."
He wipes his mouth on his wrist and taps the cards, "how did we almost go through these all already?"
You look down, "Shit I didn't realize we were almost done."
You stand up to fix your jeans and the alcohol hits you, "Jesus fuck." You laugh and sit back down, "Standing up after drinking all that really makes a difference."
"You good?" Sam asks and Colby looks up at you, "lightweight." You flick him off and he does it back with a laugh, “Yeah I’m good. I am going to go find a snack, though. I'm starving."
"You are so drunk." He laughs and you point your finger, "Not as drunk as you may think." You giggle and stand up, leaning over and almost falling on Colby.
He grabs you by the waist and helps you stand straight, laughing in his own slightly drunken state, "yeah, whatever you say."
You place a hand on Sam's shoulder as you walk by and when you're out of frame of the camera, you stop at the door and turn around.
Colby looks at you and squints his eyes, "Please don't fall down the steps."
Sam turns his chair and you undo your jeans, taking them off as they watch, keeping a straight face for the camera. You push them down, stepping out of them and smile as you turn around, slowly walking out of the room.
You slide your hand down the railing as you walk down the steps and into the kitchen. You open each cupboard door, looking in as you wait for them to come down.
You grab one of your spiked seltzers from the fridge and set it down on the counter. You lift yourself up and sit down before opening it and drinking some.
A few moments later, you hear footsteps coming down the steps and you bite your lip, leaning back as you hold your weight up while watching the door.
Sam walks in first, closely followed by Colby.
"Whatcha doin in here, mama?" Colby smirks as he walks up to you, placing his hands on your almost bare hips.
You set your drink down with a giggle and reach up, lifting his hat off his head and flipping it backwards, "Just waiting for you and Sam."
"Oh, I see. And what exactly are you waiting for us for?" Colby leans in as he brushes hair from your neck, gently placing kisses up and down your skin.
"You know what." You whimper out quickly as he bites your skin.
"No baby, you gotta tell us." Sam says walking up next to Colby, "I know that pretty little mouth of yours can tell us."
"I want you." You look at Sam, "Both of you."
Sam smirks as he runs a hand through your hair, "Atta girl, baby. What do you want us to do?"
Colby leans back, admiring the perfect hickey he left on your neck, "Yeah, baby. What do you want us to do."
"Touch me." You plead, "I need you."
"We need you." Sam moves infront of you, cupping your cheeks as me leans in, pushing his lips against yours. You grip his shirt, pulling him closer to you as you whimper against his lips, "Sam.."
"Y/n." He gently bites and tugs on your lip, "Come with me." He slides you down off of the counter, taking you over to the table, "Lay down on the table for us."
You sit down and lay horizontally across the vertical sitting table, looking up at Colby who's standing over you, "How much do you care about this top?" He slips his fingers in, snapping the soft fabric again your skin.
You shake your head, "Not that much."
He chuckles and rips it, pushes the stretched fabric open to reveal your bare chest to them. Sam slides his hands down the inside of your thighs, "Told you that wouldn't last long when we were done filming."
You look at Sam just as he drops down, pulling your panties aside so his tongue can slip into your pussy, "Fuck." He groans against you, gripping your thigh tightly.
You arch your back, lifting up with a gasp as your eyes roll back, "F-fuck." You lift your arm up, hand searching blinding for Colby.
He steps forward and your hand brushes against his belt. You open your eyes, looking up at him as you reach up to undo it for him.
You pull it open, the metal clinking as you maneuver the button open and pull his zipper down, moaning and gasping as Sam brings you close.
Colby pushes his jeans down before getting rid of his sweatshirt, "that feel good?" He brushes hair from your face and you nod slightly, "Y-yes."
"Are you gonna cum?" Colby tangles his fingers in your hair, pulling hard, "Hmm?"
You let out a slight yelp, that quickly turns into a moan, "Fuck, fuck y-yes. Yes." You lay a hand on Sam's head as his tongue works in and out of you, "yes, yes."
You grab onto the band of Colby's boxers, pulling them down as your back lifts off the table, "fuck, yes baby."
You pull Colby's cock free, stroking it with your hand as you cum, moaning loudly as Sam continues to eat you out through the high of your first orgasm.
"That feel good, mama?" Colby bites his lip, watching your face twist with pleasure as he groans lowly, "Shit."
Sam pulls away, standing up as he leans down over you, pressing his lips to yours. You moan at the taste or yourself on his lips and he pulls away to stand up.
You turn your head, taking Colby's cock into your mouth as you feel small circles being drawn on your clit.
Your moans are muffled as Sam slips two fingers in, "She's so fucking wet, dude." Sam bites down on his lip, watching as you bob your head on Colby, "So fucking hot."
Sam pulls his fingers out, undoing his own jeans and pushing them down, along with his boxers. Your eyes roll shut as he slowly pushes his cock into you, not stopping until he's fully in.
You clench around him, pulling away to fill the kitchen with moans, "Fuck, fuck fuck."
Colby licks his lips as he pushes his hips forward, indicating he wants your mouth back on his cock.
He tilts his head back, moaning as you work him with your tongue, arching your back as much as you can as Sam grabs your ankles and pushes your legs back, holding them there.
Colby lays a hand on the back of your head, pushing down gently as his fingers tangle in your hair. His other hand moves to one of your boobs, kneading and pinching at your nipple, "So fucking good, baby."
Just like that." He breathes out, "Fuck."
Sam groans lowly, moving his hands to hold your thighs as he picks up his pace, trusting in and out of you at a punishing pace, "Sh-shit."
Sam pulls out after a few minutes, , sliding his hand up and massaging your clit gently with his thumb, "I feel like I need to cum already."
Colby pulls his cock from your mouth, moving to switch places with Sam, "Uh huh. She's good at that."
You smirk up at them as Sam walks up to you and you open your mouth, quickly turning your head to look at Colby as he slides his cock into you.
"Look at me, baby." Sam turns your head by your chin and you look at him, brows furrowed as moans escape your lips.
"Fucking hell." Colby groans lowly as his thrusts are slow. You wrap a hand around Sam, stroking him a few times before you dip your head in, swirling your tongue around this cock.
He lays a hand on your head, letting out a sigh, "Shit."
Your eyes flutter closed as Colby’s hands harshly grip your hips, pulling you to him to meet his hips with each rough thrust, “Fuck, fuck.”
“Don’t stop.” Sam groans, “Almost there, baby. Don’t fucking stop.”
You continue bobbing your head, as much as you can while the pleasure from your second orgasm starts consuming you from the inside out.
Sam holds your head still, thrusting his hips until you feel him twitch, “F-fuck.”
Colby’s thrusts turn sloppy and slow down as he pushes all the way into you, cock twitching as he cums.
Sam pulls out, wiping off your chin with his thumb, “Good girl.” He smiles down at you and bites his lip as he watches your face scrunch as Colby pulls out.
Colby gently rubs his fingers over your achey hips, “Ya alright?”
You look at him and nod, a smile growing slowly on your lips, “Uh huh.”
He smirks and Sam helps you sit up, “You wanna go lay down?”
You lick your lips, shaking your head as you look between them, “I do, but I don’t think I’m done yet.”
They both chuckle and Colby stands you up, “I figured, once you get alcohol in your system, you go until you can’t anymore.”
You shrug, “What can I say? You guys are great.” You smirk and walk to the door, pressing your back against it as you look back at them, “You coming or what?”
They both smile and walk to you, following you up the steps for round two.
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Hope you enjoyed! Sorry if it’s not long enough, I think it’s kinda short but let me know what you thought of it!
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utilitycaster · 3 months ago
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I feel like a lot of people mistake comic relief or goofiness for lack of effort or caring by the creator, and that belies a real lack of understanding of like, writing and humor and art in general.
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shesmore-shoebill · 2 months ago
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"have you ever had a crush on me." "...no." *immediately reaches for alcohol* ASKFJSNFJFNJ
+ Amanda and Shayne both immediately playing into the bit..... incredible.
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lavyoku · 1 month ago
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Not so little anymore
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In this house, Matcha is Lily's older sister and Elder Faerie is Lily's dad, therefore, he is also Matcha's dad
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crimeronan · 24 days ago
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i get cursed by a witch to speak all of my thoughts aloud so i have to confess all my sins and secret love and secret hate and all that. however before i can even start to ruin my whole life by spilling all my inner nastiness, i open my mouth and start screaming and screaming and screaming in an unbroken howl of agony that shreds my throat and darkens the sky and shakes the moors and makes everyone around us just, really really Really uncomfortable. then the witch is scratching the back of her neck like damn bitch. you live like this???? no wonder you're the most annoying person on the fucking planet. ok. curse revoked. let's get you some rutabaga from my garden. or whatever
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emily-the-fae · 20 days ago
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Tav x Rolan little HC:
• Tav staying in Baldur’s Gate and frequenting Ramazith’s Tower to help go through and sort the vast library.
• Tav slowly growing closer with Rolan, over book disputes and late dinners with wine.
• Tav becoming way too frequent a visitor in the tower and the sundries.
•Rolan beeing absolutely in love but not sure if it’s reciprocated or how he should proceed
• Cal and Lia noticing their older brother’s attraction to Tav. Making bets how long it’s going to take for that nerd to do something about it.
• Tav showing up at the tower for the tenth time in the week.
•Inviting Rolan (and the siblings) to go out with her and the crew for another tavern night.
• Rolan: - Oh it is very sweet of you to think of us. I’m sure Cal and Lia would be happy to join.
Tav(clearly hopeful): - And you?
Rolan(distracted by a book): - If I find the time…
Tav: - But I’m sure the dashing master of Ramazith’s Tower will be able to have one evening off
Rolan, feigning confidence violently blushing: - Well if the charming hero of the realm insists…
• Lia, to Cal watching the interaction continue:
- I cannot take another week of those two verbally edging each other. This has to be the night they fuck!
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