#trump ain’t jesus

[webntrmpt]

https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/interactive/2024/trump-prophecy-josiah-jeremiah-johnson-alabama/

Washington Post

A pastor said his pro-Trump prophecies came from God. His brother called him a fake.

[badbitch-mel]

Karma for being a cunt. Daddy trump ain’t dying and you need to get over it

oh jesus here we go again

[azzy-the-christian-furry]

Trump’s cabinet picks feel like he’s speedrunning the techno-dystopia the left was slow walking us towards. Not a big surprise considering he’s pretty center. Lot of issues there.

Don’t get me wrong. He’s still preferable to Kamala by a mile for other policies… but that’s a bar so low Stalin and Mao are using it for limbo contests. She was truly awful.

Best we can hope for is some positive 2A times and a good economy, I guess, but I’m still thinking normal ain’t coming back- Jesus is.

[cuntyyellowpikmin]

Okay last political post cuz I don’t wanna fill my blog with politics (the only other one was literally just me joking about burning my passport and pretending to be illegal fyi I was born here in the us)

I can see why Harris lost, she was focusing more on trump’s problems rather than her own ideas, cuz when you think about it, you know more about what trump wants than what Harris wants. You’d constantly hear about trump rallies on the news and shit like that. Harris? Well I guess there’s brat summer?

And then there’s trump constantly wanting to put himself on the screen as the main character like bro the world don’t revolve around you. I have no idea if the assassination attempts were staged or not, because it personally feels like they were and weren’t at the same time. On top of that there was always news about his scandals, bankruptcies, yknow the shit they put on MSN news on Microsoft edge.

I have watched videos about Project 2025, and I have even read some of the book itself (there’s a pdf online). I’m honestly really scared if trump manages to follow through with it, cuz it means losing civil rights protections for marginalized groups, and I’m shot four times if hell breaks loose and trump decides to be a little piece of shit (I’m a woman, a poc, bisexual and disabled). We’re talking about losing rights to bodily autonomy (banning abortion), protections from harassment and prejudice in workplaces, and removing programs or acts to help those who need them (Title I, free lunch programs, IDEA [Individuals with Disabilities Education Act] funding, etc.)

Uhh let’s see, they also wanna get rid of Medicaid, remove gun restrictions, remove DEI (diversity, equity, inclusion) programs and discrimination protections, remove climate change regulations to use fossil fuels, eeyikes there’s a shit ton of things on this conservative to-do list.

Im not gonna talk about everything, but Jesus Christ politics ain’t about opinions anymore.

Best case scenario trump makes an attempt and fails cuz some of this can be seen as unconstitutional

[firecrackerhh]

We aaaaaallll deseeeeeerve to diiiiieeeee!!

The lives of the wicked at the very least. God knows we have far too many of those wretched vermin insisting they stamp their boot all over us for their own gain. Too many blubbering idiots so unbearably fucking retarded they barely should count as human fucking beings to begin with think this country is only for them. Anyone outside of their view may as well be considered persona non grata.

These people legit believe that Donald fucking trump is the next Jesus Christ or some shit dude, these people think that a fascist piece of shit fucking spoiled brat of an absolute wretch is somehow going to make things better for them because these idiots don’t think that Trump despises them too.

Oh yeah, sure, the rich billionaire will totally help you out, he totally doesn’t think you’re a retard. Not like trump has any right to claim he’s smarter than anyone.

When Hillary called those wretched fucks deplorables she was fucking correct. I don’t like Hillary but she got one thing right at least.

I can’t respect any of these ‘people’ I’m supposed to respect ‘people’ who would have very little issue in fucking killing me for the crime of existing? Nah, fuck that civility politics bullshit, respect is earned. If anyone’s persona non grata here, it’s them. it sure as fuck isn’t me! I’m not retarded enough to fall for a F-rate salesman who shouldn’t have even been allowed to run the second time given how January 6th fucking played out! He’s, yknow, a felon?

Felon, the same class of people who aren’t even allowed to vote? Felons can’t vote but Donald trump can run for office and somehow fucking win and no one who actually matters gives a fuck!? It’s not like he really suffered any consequences for all this shit!

Like yeah yeah he has to spend a lot of money, oh whatever, man could sell one of his golden toilets or some shit, I’m sure it would be enough to last him a while. Frankly I think Donald trump should suffer for the rest of his life, I say we put him in a Saw trap but we can’t always get what we want. Tragic.

It’s funny I mention that at all cuz I’m a lil bitch who hates super gory stuff (Sweeney Todd is like nothing compared to the real bad gorey media out there) but man, if anyone deserves Jigsaw’s wrath…

I’m not gonna act all doom and gloom over this shit, that ain’t helpful, but goddamn I’m not gonna pretend that shit is all kittens and rainbows either.

And if you think I think his voters are shit you don’t wanna know what I think of the people they vote in.

Have a lot of nerve to claim immigrants, democrats and whatnot are poisoning the blood of this country when the only poisonous beings I see are them. I have to wonder if these people are just constantly projecting (however unintentionally)

Of course, that would assume they’re capable of understanding irony.

Sigh…I’m lucky to live in a safe enough state, but the federal supersedes the state governments, who knows how long that’ll last. Fuck me. I swear to god I keep imagining fucking mad max style apocalyptic scenarios and I can only fucking hope that it’s just my anxiety making shit worse and not eventual reality.

Fuck God, is there a demon we can summon to make things better?

Goddamnit.

Other countries are gonna be affected by this too.

Oh we will all go together when we go

What a comforting fact that is to know…

It really isn’t tbh but man what else do we got?

[nsfwhiphop]

(The Second Draft Version) Incoming Text for AZ (@quietazmoney) and Taz Williams and CatDaGreat (@iamcatdagreat):

Hey AZ, Taz & Cat,

I saw your message saying: "You ain't said one mothafuckin' thing I want to hear."

I get it. I know it's been a minute since I checked in with y'all, but cut me some slack—I’m out here fighting a war for independence. In case you didn’t know.

While y'all are partying it up in Vegas, I’m on the battlefield, dodging bullets from white supremacists who’d love to see me buried. So yeah, forgive me if I forget to give y'all updates. My mind's on a whole different level, dealing with things you probably can’t even imagine.

It’s like you all forget—I’m supposed to be dead right now. The only thing keeping me alive is my gun. I always stay strapped, just in case they try something. It’s kill or be killed. That’s my reality every day.

Also, I remember writing a letter to Gabrielle Union back in July or August on my Tumblr—I forget exactly when. I specifically told her to team up with AZ and Taz if she needs a solid crew to hold her down. I meant every word of that because I know y’all are real, and you’d have her back no matter what. Gabrielle is our sister, so it's only right I connect her with the ones I trust.

We’re in a war for survival, whether you see it or not. This apocalypse we’re living through ain’t some movie—it’s real life. The world’s losing its damn mind. Have you even watched the news lately? Pandemics, economic crises, wars, shootings—you gotta stay woke.

I’m telling you now, invest in some guns. You don’t know when you’ll need one for self-defense.

Look, they’re trying to paint Trump as the villain, but he’s actually on Team Jesus. The other side? They're Team Anti-Christ.

American politics is split between two sides:

Trump and Elon — Team Jesus.

Kamala Harris — A puppet of the Anti-Christ.

Yeah, they say Trump’s a racist and a bigot, but he’s the only one on the right side—Team Jesus. Same with Vladimir Putin. They’re resisting the Anti-Christ regime, plain and simple. The European Union is with us, too—Team Jesus.

Ever wonder why they shot Trump twice in two months? Because he’s Team Jesus, standing up against the Anti-Christ. I call them the "Evil Regime," but if I’m being real, they’re the Anti-Christ regime.

This is the Apocalypse, and I suggest you crack open your bibles and wake the f*ck up.

Trump’s the best friend the Christian community has. Kamala Harris? She couldn’t care less. She’s just pushing the Anti-Christ's agenda for her four years in office like a puppet.

I live in Europe, and over here, we’re safe in the Christian army’s territory. But back in the U.S.? Y’all are in the middle of a Civil War—Team Jesus vs. Team Anti-Christ.

So, get yourself some guns and prepare to defend yourself against the Anti-Christ forces in America.

I could go on about the Anti-Christ, but some secrets are only for AREA 51 gang members. I'm one of the lucky ones, and I don’t share my knowledge with just anyone. But I’m sharing this with you because I listened to AZ's music as a teenager, and I know he's a believer. So here’s your wake-up call, bro. It's the apocalypse—get strapped and be ready. It's kill or be killed.

And you know why Diddy's being dragged through the mud right now? Not because of his freaky parties—plenty of people in Hollywood are into worse, and they walk free. No, it’s because he didn’t bow down to the Anti-Christ regime. He stayed true to his Christian faith, and they’re crucifying him for it, just like in John Wick when they excommunicate him. That’s what they did to Diddy.

Ask Diddy, “Did they come for your faith? Did the Anti-Christ team ask you to abandon your beliefs?” And I guarantee Diddy will confirm with a, “YES, THEY DID!”

Same thing with R. Kelly. Yeah, he’s done some wild stuff, but they excommunicated him because he refused to abandon his Christian faith. Now he’s sitting in jail for it. Diddy’s next if they get their way.

When will y’all realize this is the apocalypse? Get your guns, go rogue, and if you need to, head to Ethiopia. The Ethiopian government will protect Christians. It’s Team Jesus over there, and they’ll defend you with their army. You can buy a house cheap, live in peace, and not have to worry about being persecuted for your faith.

That’s my advice to any Christians being targeted back in the States.

That’s all I had to say. You can read more on my blogs—I write every day about everything.

Take care, my friends, and I hope y’all survive this apocalypse.

Your virtual friend, Angelo.

P.S.:

Synopsis of the Letter:

The letter is a message from Angelo to his friends AZ, Taz, and Cat, explaining why he hasn't kept in touch. Angelo reveals that he’s been preoccupied with fighting a war for survival and independence, while they’ve been enjoying life. He stresses that they are living in apocalyptic times, where politics, pandemics, and violence are signs of the world spiraling out of control.

Angelo emphasizes his belief that American politics is divided into two sides: Trump and Elon Musk representing "Team Jesus," while Kamala Harris is a puppet for the "Anti-Christ." He urges his friends to stay armed and be prepared for self-defense, claiming that celebrities like Diddy and R. Kelly have been persecuted for staying true to their Christian faith.

He advises them to seek refuge in Ethiopia, where Christians can be protected by the Ethiopian government. The letter closes with Angelo encouraging his friends to "wake up" and survive the apocalypse, while also inviting them to follow his blogs for more insights.

[area51-escapee]

It does actually really infuriate me the way a lot of blue state liberals- for some reason Canadians and Brits? Talk down to us about voting. This specific attitude where they address us like we’re a bunch of dumbfucks who have never once considered voting our way out of our problems. I hate the way they talk about us like we’re too busy lazing about in our recliners with our stock pile of guns and praising trump like Jesus himself to think “hey these politicians and these actions are hurting us- let’s vote for someone else”. I hate hearing someone from a big liberal city that ain’t never had to worry about their rights being threatened Until Trump saying shit like “just vote! It’s easy! This wouldn’t have happened if YOU just voted better! There’s no excuse to not vote!”. I hate when Canadians or Brits go “why do they keep voting for people that hate them? Why don’t they just vote for these people who are clearly better and have never lied or fucked anyone over before?” as if we’re just too fucking stupid to think of that. I promise you we have thought of that. I promise you we have tried. We ARE trying. Stop talking down to us, stop talking about us like we’re this population of brainwashed people just mindlessly going and casting the ballot for republicans again and again.

Anyways.

https://www.kxan.com/news/texas-politics/texas-attorney-general-launches-illegal-voting-tipline/

[chloeworships]

Ok so I can’t add the palm trees to the other original message so here they are.

Now this isn’t the exact image the LORD showed me but I tried 😅👇🏾 The trees and words were “flipped”.

I have no idea what this means to someone but clearly this message is about West Palm Beach FLORIDA. I keep receiving these warnings about beaches y’all. It has got to mean something to someone.

You know who I saw today also, Rex Murphy. The serial killer who chopped up those young petite sex workers and left their body parts on beaches as stated in the audio.

My palm ✋🏾 ⬇️

The letter M is important.

I had to zoom in cause I don’t want anyone reading MY PALM ✋🏾😤

Is someone looking for a handout? Some help? 👀 I’d like to add, this was a mixture of different gold. Do we take payment this way? I’m not rich so I’m legit asking 😅

How nice it would be to get paid in gold 💛 forget electronic payments and deposits or CASH, send me gold bars and gold jewelry 😅 The day I get to hold a gold bar, I ain’t giving it back 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 jk God would end me 😭

Rich folk, I need some answers 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

Private bankers where yall @ 🤣🤣🤣

PS. These medals are super tiny. I like dainty jewelry and these are all of the Saints and baby Jesus. When I think medals I think athletes or the military

Pay your taxes babes albeit reluctantly, but it’s your civic duty. Also because you don’t want to be targeted for not doing so by the government (Trump) cause with absolute power……… smh.

Does this have something to do with the West Coast, you know HollyHOOD 👀

Someone may try to nickel and dime you 🪙 by someone I mean = the government

[webntrmpt]

“America’s problem is not Trump. Without followers, he would just be a guy standing on the sidewalk yelling at clouds. It is his audience. The cult.”

“But if liberals sit this one out, and Trump repeats his 2016 success, his name will go down in infamy. And the people who enabled his promotion will be just like Hitler’s fans. Ordinary people who refused to recognize the insanity talking to them.”

[wilddixiechild]

As someone whose life has been severely and fundamentally altered by gun violence at the hands of an illegal alien, I wholeheartedly support Donald Trump because he has time and time again proven to be exactly the opposite from how the media portrays him. He has been called by God to lead America out of wickedness, and the very best part? Since God is for him, no weapon formed against him shall prosper. As long as he is doing the will of the Lord, he will be successful in his leadership. And, praise Jesus, there ain’t nothing any crying liberal can do about it. God is in control, y’all, so y’all better start aligning your will with His and quit attacking those He has chosen to carry out His will.

[emptymanuscript]

https://www.nytimes.com/live/2024/07/21/us/trump-biden-election

Jesus Christ >_< goddamnit >_< motherfucker >_< no >_<

Well… I guess this proves the wisdom of “it can always get worse.”

It just got worse.

So much worse.

Motherfuckers.

Oversight Project is go.

Please, whatever is listening with power, let them at least back Harris with full throated fire and gold.

But I ain’t real confident.

What a shitshow.

Fuck.

Aren’t surprises at least supposed to wait for October.

Aaaaarrrrgggghh!

Just… please don’t let them try and go around Harris. Please. Please. Please.

Harris is probably the only chance in hell.

This is so bad.

Just

…

We’re going to have to do so much more now.

[musemash]

BRANDON THE DARK BANISHES UNWOKE MALARKEY – rant by the Canuck Crank / playlist by the Lone Antifa

The SUPREME COUP COVEN hereby doth verily proclaim the interim rule of DUKE BRANDON THE DARK, as Steward of the Divided States Of MORONIKA. As his first Official Act, Regent Brandon doth verily decree that all dastardly purveyors of UNWOKE IDEOLOGICAL MALARKEYISM shall be immediately exiled from these shores forthwith, never to return.

The Malarkeyist Embargo shall verily be lifted only after the coronation of KING TRUMPERY OF COVFEFE – popularly known as the CHOSEN ONE, the DEMENTIA DON, the ORANGE JESUS, Day One DICTATOR, World's Bigly Yugest STABLE GENIUS, High Priest Of MARALARDO, Tamer Of Battery-Powered SHARKS, Emperor Of NAMBIA, President of the HANNIBAL LECTER Fan Club, Guru of GASLIGHTING, Olympic level TOILET FLUSHER, and Champion SLEEPFARTER.

REPENTANT DEMOCRATS who volunteer for lobotomies and rehabilitation will verily be relocated to Moscow, with the blessing of CZAR VLADIMIR. They will verily be qualified to transform and perfect their grifting expertise as students at the prestigious KOLOSSAL KOLLEGE OF KOMPROMAT (KKK) – under the tutelage of Steve BANNON, Mohammed bin SALMAN, Lauren BOEBERT, Kim JONG-UN, Matt GAETZ, Tucker CARLSON, Mitch McCONNELL, Victor ORBAN, Stephen MILLER, and Marjorie Taylor GREENE.

When he descends the platinum escalator at last, to claim the GOLDEN SHOWER THRONE in 2025, our rightful ruler and DEAREST LEADER will verily establish ANTIWOKE DIALECTICAL MAGALARKEY in its place of honor as the guiding manifesto of this sacred GOD-BREATHED NATION. Until that great and glorious DAY OF THE LORD'S WRATH, all citizens are sternly admonished to Remember Remember, the FIFTH OF ROEVEMBER. So let it be WRITTEN, so let it be DONE!

SUPREME COUP COURT MAGA ROGUES GALLERY In honor of America's saddest ever birthday, MFF presents a slide show of 45 images – paying tribute to the stunning impact, staggering criminality, and lingering foul stench of the 45th IMPOTUS. Click here: https://www.facebook.com/photo?fbid=887700823373349&set=pcb.887702216706543 THE ORANGE SKULL’S BIGLY YUGE VENDETTA https://musemash.tumblr.com/post/82625540293/the-orange-skulls-bigly-yuge-vendetta-by-the THE UNQUOTABLE TRUMP GOES ROGUE https://musemash.tumblr.com/post/631721452658425856/the-unquotable-trump-goes-rogue-part-1-multi ALRIGHT MR. DEMILLE, I’M READY FOR MY PERP WALK! https://musemash.tumblr.com/post/713382295673929728/trumped-by-justice-part-1-alright-mr-demille AMERICA’S WORST SEX PEST FINALLY MEETS HIS MATCH https://musemash.tumblr.com/post/718184769630994432/trumped-by-justice-part-2-americas-worst-sex TRUMP PRESIDENTIAL LIBRARY NOW OPEN TO PUBLIC https://musemash.tumblr.com/post/720157024444383232/trumped-by-justice-part-3-trump-presidential USA’S TOP CAREER CRIMINAL ELECTED MAYOR OF GITMO https://musemash.tumblr.com/post/725534124084953088/trumped-by-justice-4-usas-top-career-criminal DON VETO RIDING HIS GOLDEN ESCALATOR TO OBLIVION https://musemash.tumblr.com/post/730286574529626112/trumped-by-justice-5-don-veto-riding-his-golden THE DAY THE ORANGE GASLIGHT EXPLODED https://musemash.tumblr.com/post/738815435038916608/the-day-the-orange-gaslight-exploded-by-the-lone CIVIL WAR JUST AIN’T WHAT IT USED TO BE https://musemash.tumblr.com/post/652682070929326081/trumpery-swan-song-act-3-civil-war-just-aint DA GANG DAT COULDN’T COUP STRAIGHT https://musemash.tumblr.com/post/639339651499474944/photo-gallery-the-coup-before-christmas-meets ANTIFA ARTS THERAPY FOR USA’S DAY OF RECKONING https://musemash.tumblr.com/post/672616628600635392/antifa-arts-therapy-for-usas-day-of-reckoning RUDE AWAKENINGS FOR AMERICA’S FAVORITE GRIFTER https://musemash.tumblr.com/post/705684336822894592/gallery-1-still-champion-2-the-essence-of CLEAR & PRESENT DANGER: A POTUS ABSENT WITHOUT LAW https://musemash.tumblr.com/post/657180468385546240/resistance-tribute-part-1-clear-present-danger THE TOXIC DANCING TROLL THAT HAUNTED AMERICA https://musemash.tumblr.com/post/688829628127805440/the-toxic-dancing-troll-that-haunted-america-by DON VETO’S LUNACY HOLDING AMERICA HOSTAGE https://musemash.tumblr.com/post/665917596709912576/trumpery-swan-song-appendix-don-vetos-lunacy CRUEL REQUIEMS FOR THE BIGLIEST SORE LOSER https://musemash.tumblr.com/post/663916506082623488/resistance-tribute-part-5-cruel-requiems-for-the WHEN THE ARTS DO JUSTICE TO RESISTANCE https://musemash.tumblr.com/post/659380468858355712/resistance-tribute-part-2-when-the-arts-do MEMORIAL TRIBUTE TO THE PARASITE IN CHIEF https://musemash.tumblr.com/post/654857478407897088/trumpery-swan-song-act-5-memorial-tribute-to-the SACRIFICIAL RITE OF DA BIGLY STABLE GENIUS https://musemash.tumblr.com/post/653860772025417728/trumpery-swan-song-act-4-sacrificial-rite-of-da CAPTAIN AMERICA’S PREMATURE BURIAL https://musemash.tumblr.com/post/651868087388372992/trumpery-swan-song-act-2-captain-americas SAVAGE EPITAPHS FOR THE RELIGIOUS WRONG https://musemash.tumblr.com/post/153445482915/savage-epitaphs-for-the-religious-wrong-by-the THE LAST CRUSADE OF UNCLE SAM’S ACTIONEERS https://musemash.tumblr.com/post/177613773630/the-last-crusade-of-uncle-sams-actioneers-as-we USA DEFIANCE & SURVIVAL MANIFESTO https://musemash.tumblr.com/post/178087639820/usa-defiance-survival-manifesto-part-one-by FUNERAL PYRE OF THE MAGAMERICAN MESSIAH https://musemash.tumblr.com/post/650853914324992000/trumpery-swan-song-act-1-funeral-pyre-of-the THE HERO’S JOURNEY OF THE CHOSEN BERN https://musemash.tumblr.com/post/655761574616793088/1-baby-yodabern-2-artiste-bestows-a-blessing-3

[theuniverseawakens347]

PATRICK DUMBASS LOMBARD AINT NEVA FUCK TO KNOW WHAT THE PUSSY FEEL LIKE,

AT WALKER DUMBASS SELF STARTING RUMORS CAUSE WHOLE FAMILY MINUS DAD WILLINGLY BE DOING INCEST FOR SOME DAMN MONEY

DAD BE CHEATING ON HIS MOM NIGGA DONT COME FROM A HAPPY HOME N LOVES SPREADING MISERY TIL HE HAD ME THEN WANTED TO KEEP ME

Literally LOCKED ME N AJA IN HIS DORM BUILDING HIS FIRST SUMMER OF COLLEGE N WOULDNT GIVE ME MY CAR KEYS TIL HE FINISHED FOOTBALL PRACTICE AT CAL ..

BUT IM THW WEIRD ONE?

HOWARD N BEN PAID THE REAT OF YA HOUSE TO SCREENSHOT OUR INSTAGRAM CONVERSATION KNOWING YOU WAS SPREADING LIES ON ME FOR LEE GARLINGTON TO GET YOU INTO CAL WHEN YOU SIGNED THEM THREE SCHOOLS WERE PICKED BY THE KARDASHIANS

ENSLAVEMENT OF THE “smart” ATHLETIC BLACK MAN TO KEEP CONTROL IN THEIR INDUSTRY EMPIRE W CLIVE N DIDDY

You ain’t worth shit,

LIKE MEG DID TO CORRY TO SEND EM TO JAIL.. BUT WAS ASS SEX BEFORE THAT THEN SOLD HIM GUN SHOT TO THE FOOT PR STINT TO GET BOTTOM SURGERY N ASS SHOTS

Her going missing for x time after incident “Coochie” healing ..

AND SACRIFICED HER MOM N GRANNY FOR HER QUICK RISE TO FAME

At ice spice sold into by her parents, but quicker in IF HANGS W DRAKE “fuck” call it “mentorship” BUT REALLY A BUSINESS SLUT FOR HIM N THEN SOLD TO THE KARDASHIANS THAT NORTH N SPICE TIKTOK PR STINT,

WHAT KRIS WAS TRYING TO DO TO ME GETTING NOETH TO TALK TO ME OVER TWITTER BUT I TOLD HER IMMEDIATELY ABOUT HER HIV.. AT THANK YOU KHLOE N KOURT .. MASON TELEPATHIC .. AT SCOTT ON OF US AND TRAVIS BAKER 🤷🏽‍♀️😌

KRIS WNSLAVEMENT THRU MONEY DEALS,

DO THIS OR THAT OR I TAKE YOUR FINANCES AWAY

AT JORDYN WOODS SOLD TO JADA UNDERTABLE BUT WILL TELEPATHIC SO A NIGGA KNOWS

At LEE GARLINGTON DUMB FUCKING ASS HOWIE TELEPATHIC AND TOU KNOW AND “numbed” HIM OUT SINCE I WAS 16.. cause I TOLD YOU IF YALL DIVORCE I WOULD CHOOSE HIM,

STUPID BITCH..

Asking me how I’m doing today cause I sent you the second coming of Jesus .. BITCH TRIED TO HAVE ME KIDNAPPED IN THE CAR W KRIS HELP AT MALCOM N ASKARI MUHAMMAD

#SLAVEOWNERS OF ROYAL FUCKING BLOODLINE ALL THE WAY THRU THE BEGINNING OF TIME, ON PAPER BUT IN PHYSICAL SINCE THE AGE OF “NEANDERTHALS”

YALL GAVE FAKE HISTORY.. I PERFECT fit WHILE DEBUNKING ur fake history, TRUMP TIME TEAVELER.. IE KRIS JENNER BARON TRUMP ORIGINAL OFFSPRING ..

[mizelaneus]

MAGA idiots will eat this up

[planetofsnarfs]

audio version available above

You’ve heard the story. Thursday’s congressional session turned nasty when Marjorie Taylor Greene (R/Georgia) accused Jasmine Crockett (D/Texas) of not being able to properly read due to “fake eyelashes,” and the United States descended another step into a New Normal where stupidity is wisdom, childishness is courage, and cruelty is Christianity.

Greene is a zealot theocrat who apparently “learned” American history from pseudohistorian David Barton’s Post-it notes. She has proudly proclaimed, “We need to be the party of nationalism and I’m a Christian, and I say it proudly, we should be Christian nationalists.”Pluralistic democracy ain’t her thing.

She’s also the dullest of Crayons. In the past, Greene gaffes have included warnings about the “Gazpacho police,” a secret Bill Gates scheme to grow fake meat in a “peach tree dish,” and of course, those Jewish space lasers purposefully burning California forests so the Evil Libs can ram climate change policy down America’s throat. (Another gem from MTG. She once reasoned that ice age people didn’t pay taxes for environmental policy and did just fine.)

Yeah. She’s as sharp as soup. And she’s part of the larger cult of MAGA mindlessness that worships the convicted sexual predator and salivating Day One Dictator who once inquired about nuking hurricanes and has made millions selling merch of his own mugshot.

But beyond the stupidity, what frustrates me most is the celebrated cruelty. MTG’s eyelashes jab was ad-hom bullying that should have prompted the entire House Oversight Committee to oust her and issue a formal apology. Alas, New Normal allows Greene to hair-pull a professional lawmaker with only a limited rebuke, some click-baity media attention, and a collective national shrug: “Eh…America’s wheels came off long ago. I guess we’ll watch the crash.”

I also don’t condone Crockett’s childish return volley. Many of my fellow lefties cheered “bleach blonde, bad built, butch body” as warranted retaliation, a defensive return swing. Yet where they see rightly turned tables, I see a surrender of necessary high ground when critical times require an adult in the room. The “they made us do it” rationalizations ring false, as they reduce our representatives down to petty reactionaries instead of tone-setting agents of high-ground restoration.

Millions of U.S. Christians are cheering Marjorie Taylor Greene, or at the very least, they consider her outbursts a kind of fearless kick at the Devil. They’ve skipped past the best teaching of Jesus (humility, charity, forgiveness, love) to embrace Old Testament justice. The biblical Yahweh was proudly jealous, territorial, vengeful, even lethal. He took what he wanted, subjugated the Other, and shredded the opposition. God’s holy-war violence was largely punative, and MAGA America seems far too ready to exact similar retribution. “They dare to defy; we must make them pay.”

And who is “They?” American Muslims, Jews, Hindus, Sikhs, Mormons, JWs, spirituals, seculars, atheists, even Catholics and progressive Christians. Cruelty culture is defined by its enemies. Hence, theirs is a micronation of borders and walls, indigenous and foreigners, patriots and traitors. The planet is a temporary resource to be scraped and raped. American roads are most free when clogged with exhaust fumes and Trump flags. Dominance demands they razor-wire the rivers, crush the non-capitalists, and even shoot the dog.

It’s true that the Christ of scripture wasn’t always a good guy (check Dr. David Madison’s work on “bad Jesus”), but it’s astounding to see so many Christians ignore the New Testament love verses to instead praise the more savage savior Donald Trump. 

I Timothy 6 says not to love money? Trump loves money. 1 Cor 5 commands not to associate with an immoral brother or sister in the faith? Trump is immoral. Philippians 2 teaches humility? Trump is an egomaniac. Romans 12 says not to take revenge? Trump smirks that he “loves getting even with people.” Matthew 5 tells Christians to turn the other cheek? Trump tells his crowd to “knock the crap” out of a protester.

And his minions cheer. Stupidity is wisdom, childishness is courage, and cruelty is Christianity.

I don’t know where this road takes us, but like you, I feel the gravity of the descent. The hateful and spiteful no longer hide in the shadows, and even those who might think Marjorie Taylor Green is an idiot might still empower her for the one characteristic they most admire: her inhumanity.